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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Do you accommodate by waiting till the coast is clear? Or, do you have the spare back bedroom kitted out with their full knowledge?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghandis mum brings them tea and biscuits after the event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tell us Rex. You live with them don't you?

F

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More the merrier right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You tell us Rex. You live with them don't you?

F"

The holes he wrecks are in his mums curtains

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ghandis mum brings them tea and biscuits after the event "

Is she a voyeur?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ghandis mum brings them tea and biscuits after the event

Is she a voyeur? "

No she’s really nice is Linda. Makes lovely tea

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You tell us Rex. You live with them don't you?

F"

Yes, I feed my ‘mother’ the same way as Norman Bates in Phsyco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wait till Heartbeat is on, then take the lucky rascal to the cellar

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"More the merrier right "

I know my mums pineapple keyring when we’re dipping in the pot now though

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You tell us Rex. You live with them don't you?

F

The holes he wrecks are in his mums curtains "

I call them my glory hole curtain

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ghandis mum brings them tea and biscuits after the event

Is she a voyeur?

No she’s really nice is Linda. Makes lovely tea "

Does she take it up the arse?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I wait till Heartbeat is on, then take the lucky rascal to the cellar "

Poor Greengrass will be turning in his grave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wait till Heartbeat is on, then take the lucky rascal to the cellar

Poor Greengrass will be turning in his grave "

Omgggg dying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ghandis mum brings them tea and biscuits after the event

Is she a voyeur?

No she’s really nice is Linda. Makes lovely tea

Does she take it up the arse? "

No

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I wait till Heartbeat is on, then take the lucky rascal to the cellar

Poor Greengrass will be turning in his grave

Omgggg dying "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m back in with my parents but I’d find it kinky sneaking someone in he he xx

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ghandis mum brings them tea and biscuits after the event

Is she a voyeur?

No she’s really nice is Linda. Makes lovely tea

Does she take it up the arse?

No "

She can’t be really nice then

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m back in with my parents but I’d find it kinky sneaking someone in he he xx"

Ooooo Preston is only down the road as well

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Keeping it in the family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ghandis mum brings them tea and biscuits after the event

Is she a voyeur?

No she’s really nice is Linda. Makes lovely tea

Does she take it up the arse?

No

She can’t be really nice then "

No she is honestly

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Keeping it in the family "

What goes on in the back bedroom stays in the back bedroom

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ghandis mum brings them tea and biscuits after the event

Is she a voyeur?

No she’s really nice is Linda. Makes lovely tea

Does she take it up the arse?

No

She can’t be really nice then

No she is honestly "

She must’ve had a finger or two there then

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Keeping it in the family

What goes on in the back bedroom stays in the back bedroom "

Or basement

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Keeping it in the family

What goes on in the back bedroom stays in the back bedroom

Or basement "

I’ve never wanted a basement more than I do now

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over a year ago

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I would say most 'swingers' who live with their parents have a spare room with a pineapple on the door and some keys swinging from the knob...door knob that is

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ghandis mum brings them tea and biscuits after the event

Is she a voyeur?

No she’s really nice is Linda. Makes lovely tea

Does she take it up the arse?

No

She can’t be really nice then

No she is honestly

She must’ve had a finger or two there then

Ghandi says Linda will take you up the bum and saw you in half and you’re not having any tea after "

Saw me in half?? Is she a fucking magician or something??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ghandis mum brings them tea and biscuits after the event

Is she a voyeur?

No she’s really nice is Linda. Makes lovely tea

Does she take it up the arse?

No

She can’t be really nice then

No she is honestly

She must’ve had a finger or two there then

Ghandi says Linda will take you up the bum and saw you in half and you’re not having any tea after

Saw me in half?? Is she a fucking magician or something?? "

No but she’s got a special strap on just for you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I would say most 'swingers' who live with their parents have a spare room with a pineapple on the door and some keys swinging from the knob...door knob that is"

Is there a secret knock required for ‘entry’?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ghandis mum brings them tea and biscuits after the event

Is she a voyeur?

No she’s really nice is Linda. Makes lovely tea

Does she take it up the arse?

No

She can’t be really nice then

No she is honestly

She must’ve had a finger or two there then

Ghandi says Linda will take you up the bum and saw you in half and you’re not having any tea after

Saw me in half?? Is she a fucking magician or something??

No but she’s got a special strap on just for you "

Linda doesn’t sound very nice to me

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I would say most 'swingers' who live with their parents have a spare room with a pineapple on the door and some keys swinging from the knob...door knob that is

Is there a secret knock required for ‘entry’? "

Yes...it must be a very hard one, three times

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I would say most 'swingers' who live with their parents have a spare room with a pineapple on the door and some keys swinging from the knob...door knob that is

Is there a secret knock required for ‘entry’?

Yes...it must be a very hard one, three times"

On the pineapple itself or on the door?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I would say most 'swingers' who live with their parents have a spare room with a pineapple on the door and some keys swinging from the knob...door knob that is

Is there a secret knock required for ‘entry’?

Yes...it must be a very hard one, three times

On the pineapple itself or on the door? "

Hard ones, on the pineapple

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I would say most 'swingers' who live with their parents have a spare room with a pineapple on the door and some keys swinging from the knob...door knob that is

Is there a secret knock required for ‘entry’?

Yes...it must be a very hard one, three times

On the pineapple itself or on the door?

Hard ones, on the pineapple"

This has made me erect

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I would say most 'swingers' who live with their parents have a spare room with a pineapple on the door and some keys swinging from the knob...door knob that is

Is there a secret knock required for ‘entry’?

Yes...it must be a very hard one, three times

On the pineapple itself or on the door?

Hard ones, on the pineapple

This has made me erect "

Glad i could be of 'service'. Same time tomorrow?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I would say most 'swingers' who live with their parents have a spare room with a pineapple on the door and some keys swinging from the knob...door knob that is

Is there a secret knock required for ‘entry’?

Yes...it must be a very hard one, three times

On the pineapple itself or on the door?

Hard ones, on the pineapple

This has made me erect

Glad i could be of 'service'. Same time tomorrow?"

Hang on, I’ve not finished this one yet

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I would say most 'swingers' who live with their parents have a spare room with a pineapple on the door and some keys swinging from the knob...door knob that is

Is there a secret knock required for ‘entry’?

Yes...it must be a very hard one, three times

On the pineapple itself or on the door?

Hard ones, on the pineapple

This has made me erect

Glad i could be of 'service'. Same time tomorrow?

Hang on, I’ve not finished this one yet "

Oh good, as you were (erect still?)

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

In my case its the parent that's the one wanting to bring people home

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I would say most 'swingers' who live with their parents have a spare room with a pineapple on the door and some keys swinging from the knob...door knob that is

Is there a secret knock required for ‘entry’?

Yes...it must be a very hard one, three times

On the pineapple itself or on the door?

Hard ones, on the pineapple

This has made me erect

Glad i could be of 'service'. Same time tomorrow?

Hang on, I’ve not finished this one yet

Oh good, as you were (erect still?)"

Nah, it’s all floppy again

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Neither, and to be honest it’s probably why I’m not really meeting at the moment.

I was close to buying my own home then everything shot up.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"In my case its the parent that's the one wanting to bring people home "

Good on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Dahmer can do what he did while his grandma slept I think I can smash a few pasties.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Neither, and to be honest it’s probably why I’m not really meeting at the moment.

I was close to buying my own home then everything shot up. "

I hope you get your own digs soon pal

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If Dahmer can do what he did while his grandma slept I think I can smash a few pasties."

Do you like whisky cola?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

My mum would be like the old lady in Allo Allo with the flashing knobs and banging on the floor…. Something about that sentence just doesn’t seem right!!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My mum would be like the old lady in Allo Allo with the flashing knobs and banging on the floor…. Something about that sentence just doesn’t seem right!! "

Your mum likes flashing knobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Dahmer can do what he did while his grandma slept I think I can smash a few pasties.

Do you like whisky cola? "

I do actually.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"My mum would be like the old lady in Allo Allo with the flashing knobs and banging on the floor…. Something about that sentence just doesn’t seem right!!

Your mum likes flashing knobs? "

She used to flash her knob at me and say - im not like the other boys Mums!! But I grew up well adjusted… didn’t I?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If Dahmer can do what he did while his grandma slept I think I can smash a few pasties.

Do you like whisky cola?

I do actually."

I’m never coming to your mums house then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Dahmer can do what he did while his grandma slept I think I can smash a few pasties.

Do you like whisky cola?

I do actually.

I’m never coming to your mums house then "

Boring

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My mum would be like the old lady in Allo Allo with the flashing knobs and banging on the floor…. Something about that sentence just doesn’t seem right!!

Your mum likes flashing knobs?

She used to flash her knob at me and say - im not like the other boys Mums!! But I grew up well adjusted… didn’t I? "

So your mum isn’t one of those old fashioned type mums then?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"My mum would be like the old lady in Allo Allo with the flashing knobs and banging on the floor…. Something about that sentence just doesn’t seem right!!

Your mum likes flashing knobs?

She used to flash her knob at me and say - im not like the other boys Mums!! But I grew up well adjusted… didn’t I?

So your mum isn’t one of those old fashioned type mums then? "

No He’s quite Liberal

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Neither, and to be honest it’s probably why I’m not really meeting at the moment.

I was close to buying my own home then everything shot up.

I hope you get your own digs soon pal "

Cheers fella

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My mum would be like the old lady in Allo Allo with the flashing knobs and banging on the floor…. Something about that sentence just doesn’t seem right!!

Your mum likes flashing knobs?

She used to flash her knob at me and say - im not like the other boys Mums!! But I grew up well adjusted… didn’t I?

So your mum isn’t one of those old fashioned type mums then?

No He’s quite Liberal "

So she literally is Mrs TodgerMoore?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"My mum would be like the old lady in Allo Allo with the flashing knobs and banging on the floor…. Something about that sentence just doesn’t seem right!!

Your mum likes flashing knobs?

She used to flash her knob at me and say - im not like the other boys Mums!! But I grew up well adjusted… didn’t I?

So your mum isn’t one of those old fashioned type mums then?

No He’s quite Liberal

So she literally is Mrs TodgerMoore? "

pmsl - she kept the hyphen Todger-Moore whereas i took it out to preserve my anonymity

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Do you accommodate by waiting till the coast is clear? Or, do you have the spare back bedroom kitted out with their full knowledge?

Love and Peace "

Being parents providing shelter to their adult offspring, is one reason why we CANNOT accommodate

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I would say most 'swingers' who live with their parents have a spare room with a pineapple on the door and some keys swinging from the knob...door knob that is

Is there a secret knock required for ‘entry’?

Yes...it must be a very hard one, three times

On the pineapple itself or on the door?

Hard ones, on the pineapple

This has made me erect

Glad i could be of 'service'. Same time tomorrow?

Hang on, I’ve not finished this one yet

Oh good, as you were (erect still?)

Nah, it’s all floppy again "

Well you don't last very long do you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My mum would be like the old lady in Allo Allo with the flashing knobs and banging on the floor…. Something about that sentence just doesn’t seem right!!

Your mum likes flashing knobs?

She used to flash her knob at me and say - im not like the other boys Mums!! But I grew up well adjusted… didn’t I?

So your mum isn’t one of those old fashioned type mums then?

No He’s quite Liberal

So she literally is Mrs TodgerMoore? pmsl - she kept the hyphen Todger-Moore whereas i took it out to preserve my anonymity "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Do you accommodate by waiting till the coast is clear? Or, do you have the spare back bedroom kitted out with their full knowledge?

Love and Peace

Being parents providing shelter to their adult offspring, is one reason why we CANNOT accommodate "

Do you put the pillow behind the headboard??

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I would say most 'swingers' who live with their parents have a spare room with a pineapple on the door and some keys swinging from the knob...door knob that is

Is there a secret knock required for ‘entry’?

Yes...it must be a very hard one, three times

On the pineapple itself or on the door?

Hard ones, on the pineapple

This has made me erect

Glad i could be of 'service'. Same time tomorrow?

Hang on, I’ve not finished this one yet

Oh good, as you were (erect still?)

Nah, it’s all floppy again

Well you don't last very long do you"

I’m nearly 50 now so I need to squirt it quick

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Do you accommodate by waiting till the coast is clear? Or, do you have the spare back bedroom kitted out with their full knowledge?

Love and Peace

Being parents providing shelter to their adult offspring, is one reason why we CANNOT accommodate

Do you put the pillow behind the headboard?? "

We keep the headboard away from the wall and I find myself with my face in the pillow

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Do you accommodate by waiting till the coast is clear? Or, do you have the spare back bedroom kitted out with their full knowledge?

Love and Peace

Being parents providing shelter to their adult offspring, is one reason why we CANNOT accommodate

Do you put the pillow behind the headboard??

We keep the headboard away from the wall and I find myself with my face in the pillow "

Oh my

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Neither, and to be honest it’s probably why I’m not really meeting at the moment.

I was close to buying my own home then everything shot up.

I hope you get your own digs soon pal

Cheers fella "

You’re welcome dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I lived with my parents

Was out doors car sex or have them pick me up and take me to there’s and drop me back off again

In hindsight stupid to say the least but was young and dum at the time looking back on it now

And think god no way would I do that these days

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I would say most 'swingers' who live with their parents have a spare room with a pineapple on the door and some keys swinging from the knob...door knob that is

Is there a secret knock required for ‘entry’?

Yes...it must be a very hard one, three times

On the pineapple itself or on the door?

Hard ones, on the pineapple

This has made me erect

Glad i could be of 'service'. Same time tomorrow?

Hang on, I’ve not finished this one yet

Oh good, as you were (erect still?)

Nah, it’s all floppy again

Well you don't last very long do you

I’m nearly 50 now so I need to squirt it quick "

Are you a repeat squirter?

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Anyone over the age of 21 still living at home needs some serious life skills

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

I always wondered why my parents still have that godawful pampas grass growing on their front lawn......

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"When I lived with my parents

Was out doors car sex or have them pick me up and take me to there’s and drop me back off again

In hindsight stupid to say the least but was young and dum at the time looking back on it now

And think god no way would I do that these days "

Can’t beat a gearstick up yer bum though, right?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I would say most 'swingers' who live with their parents have a spare room with a pineapple on the door and some keys swinging from the knob...door knob that is

Is there a secret knock required for ‘entry’?

Yes...it must be a very hard one, three times

On the pineapple itself or on the door?

Hard ones, on the pineapple

This has made me erect

Glad i could be of 'service'. Same time tomorrow?

Hang on, I’ve not finished this one yet

Oh good, as you were (erect still?)

Nah, it’s all floppy again

Well you don't last very long do you

I’m nearly 50 now so I need to squirt it quick

Are you a repeat squirter?"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone over the age of 21 still living at home needs some serious life skills "

Not necessarily there could me multiple reasons why someone over 21 is still at home don’t juge people till you read they story

They could have had a house and all that realship that went down the toilet and lost everything and back with parents to get back on they feet

They could have a elderly or sick parent who needs looking after so was easer to move back home to do so instead off needing to travel 20-30 miles or how ever far it is at all times off then day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet The Fuckers

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Anyone over the age of 21 still living at home needs some serious life skills "

In swinging or in general?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I always wondered why my parents still have that godawful pampas grass growing on their front lawn...... "

Do they have a couples profile on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I lived with my parents

Was out doors car sex or have them pick me up and take me to there’s and drop me back off again

In hindsight stupid to say the least but was young and dum at the time looking back on it now

And think god no way would I do that these days

Can’t beat a gearstick up yer bum though, right? "

Nope front seats aren’t good

Best open the back doors have me kneel on the back seat or over the bonnet off the car as long as they don’t mind a couple off paint work marks on they car

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Anyone over the age of 21 still living at home needs some serious life skills "

My 22 year old twins still live at home. Why shouldn't they if they want ? This is their home however long they choose.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"When I lived with my parents

Was out doors car sex or have them pick me up and take me to there’s and drop me back off again

In hindsight stupid to say the least but was young and dum at the time looking back on it now

And think god no way would I do that these days

Can’t beat a gearstick up yer bum though, right?

Nope front seats aren’t good

Best open the back doors have me kneel on the back seat or over the bonnet off the car as long as they don’t mind a couple off paint work marks on they car "

Are your bum cheeks vajassled?

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton


"Anyone over the age of 21 still living at home needs some serious life skills

In swinging or in general? "

In general. Unless someone requires care of some sort there is something real creepy about people living at home after a certain age.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Anyone over the age of 21 still living at home needs some serious life skills "

Don't talk rubbish...yea just left uni with massive debt and of course they have plenty of money to rent/buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ronnie Corbett - Sorry

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury


"I always wondered why my parents still have that godawful pampas grass growing on their front lawn......

Do they have a couples profile on here? "

Knowing my parents.... probably!!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ronnie Corbett - Sorry "

Was he a swinger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I lived with my parents

Was out doors car sex or have them pick me up and take me to there’s and drop me back off again

In hindsight stupid to say the least but was young and dum at the time looking back on it now

And think god no way would I do that these days

Can’t beat a gearstick up yer bum though, right?

Nope front seats aren’t good

Best open the back doors have me kneel on the back seat or over the bonnet off the car as long as they don’t mind a couple off paint work marks on they car

Are your bum cheeks vajassled? "

Nope they don’t need to be have you seen the size off them can’t miss them

But you can vajassle them anytime you like with some off your jazz if you like

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton


"Anyone over the age of 21 still living at home needs some serious life skills

My 22 year old twins still live at home. Why shouldn't they if they want ? This is their home however long they choose. "

Each to their own I suppose

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I always wondered why my parents still have that godawful pampas grass growing on their front lawn......

Do they have a couples profile on here?

Knowing my parents.... probably!! "

Good on them as least they’re enjoying themselves. Tell them to stay out of the virus forum though

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton


"Anyone over the age of 21 still living at home needs some serious life skills

Don't talk rubbish...yea just left uni with massive debt and of course they have plenty of money to rent/buy"

No such thing as can't. It's more of a question of can they be bothered to actually do what's necessary rather than wait for things to be handed on a plate. If they can't afford uni ,why go in the first place .

Hence my statement of lack of life skills.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"When I lived with my parents

Was out doors car sex or have them pick me up and take me to there’s and drop me back off again

In hindsight stupid to say the least but was young and dum at the time looking back on it now

And think god no way would I do that these days

Can’t beat a gearstick up yer bum though, right?

Nope front seats aren’t good

Best open the back doors have me kneel on the back seat or over the bonnet off the car as long as they don’t mind a couple off paint work marks on they car

Are your bum cheeks vajassled?

Nope they don’t need to be have you seen the size off them can’t miss them

But you can vajassle them anytime you like with some off your jazz if you like "

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ronnie Corbett - Sorry

Was he a swinger? "

In the sitcom Sorry he lived with his parents age 41

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ronnie Corbett - Sorry

Was he a swinger?

In the sitcom Sorry he lived with his parents age 41 "

He must’ve had the back bedroom kitted out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I lived with my parents

Was out doors car sex or have them pick me up and take me to there’s and drop me back off again

In hindsight stupid to say the least but was young and dum at the time looking back on it now

And think god no way would I do that these days

Can’t beat a gearstick up yer bum though, right?

Nope front seats aren’t good

Best open the back doors have me kneel on the back seat or over the bonnet off the car as long as they don’t mind a couple off paint work marks on they car

Are your bum cheeks vajassled?

Nope they don’t need to be have you seen the size off them can’t miss them

But you can vajassle them anytime you like with some off your jazz if you like

Oh my "

Ha ha

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Anyone over the age of 21 still living at home needs some serious life skills

Don't talk rubbish...yea just left uni with massive debt and of course they have plenty of money to rent/buy

No such thing as can't. It's more of a question of can they be bothered to actually do what's necessary rather than wait for things to be handed on a plate. If they can't afford uni ,why go in the first place .

Hence my statement of lack of life skills.

"

No one can afford uni at 18!! People go for a myriad of reasons, to improve their future and career prospects. Whats more creepy is you think its creepy. Give your head a wobble please!!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How many 18 year olds have about £64k to fund university tuition fees, accommodation and food ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ronnie Corbett - Sorry

Was he a swinger?

In the sitcom Sorry he lived with his parents age 41

He must’ve had the back bedroom kitted out then "

That was Ted Bundy

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Swingers who live with their parents haven't necessarily always lived at home.

There is the scenario where aging parents can't manage in their own home any more and move into their swinging offspring's house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone over the age of 21 still living at home needs some serious life skills "

I can see from later replies that this is a bit of a controversial comment but you know I kind of agree.

I effectively left home at 18 for University and once graduated moved up to London - gaining that independence and letting go of the apron strings was ultimately the best thing I did in terms of forming my character and life skills for sure!

Couldn’t have Mummy cooking my tea and ironing my clothes for ever ..

So I hear ya, fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the standard of forum thread slipping

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By *exymarvelMan
over a year ago

cardiff


"You tell us Rex. You live with them don't you?

F

The holes he wrecks are in his mums curtains "

Im sorry thats epic

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Swingers who live with their parents haven't necessarily always lived at home.

There is the scenario where aging parents can't manage in their own home any more and move into their swinging offspring's house"

Not necessarily, I was think more the other way around

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Is the standard of forum thread slipping "

Nhaw, coochy coo

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You tell us Rex. You live with them don't you?

F

The holes he wrecks are in his mums curtains

Im sorry thats epic "

Her beef curtains

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Good 3 figure thread guys

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Anyone over the age of 21 still living at home needs some serious life skills

In swinging or in general?

In general. Unless someone requires care of some sort there is something real creepy about people living at home after a certain age. "

What's creepy about it??

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You should try living in your Nan’s spare room

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Anyone over the age of 21 still living at home needs some serious life skills

I can see from later replies that this is a bit of a controversial comment but you know I kind of agree.

I effectively left home at 18 for University and once graduated moved up to London - gaining that independence and letting go of the apron strings was ultimately the best thing I did in terms of forming my character and life skills for sure!

Couldn’t have Mummy cooking my tea and ironing my clothes for ever ..

So I hear ya, fella "

a) 32 years ago was a very different time. The cheapest rent on a 1 bed flat nowadays is substantially more of the typical income than it was then. University was subsidised via grants and tuition was free, not over £9k a year.

b) It's possible for young people to live with their families without "Mummy" doing any cooking or washing for them. Our son and his GF do all their own cooking, they sometimes cook for us, and do all their own washing. If they run out of socks, it's tough shit.

At least compare oranges with tangerines and not with sourdough.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You should try living in your Nan’s spare room "

But your nan is a notorious swinger though

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Anyone over the age of 21 still living at home needs some serious life skills "

There are a myriad of reasons folk live with their parents.

I am 48 years old and live with my mum (and my children). I sold my own house to move in with her because of her health and mobility issues way back in 2015.

And you know what? I don’t regret that decision (albeit i wish I’d rented my house out rather than selling). My kids have a wonderful relationship with their Nan, I get to spend time with her which I enjoy because I love her and we have a great relationship. She has her space and we have ours, and I pay our way - we don’t live there for free- and I effectively run the household and do the gardening, put the bins/recycling out and just make sure she is ok, day to day.

All of this was shown to be a good idea when shortly after we had moved in she was hospitalised with pneumonia. Thankfully, because I was there to see she wasn’t right I called an ambulance. If I had been at my own home (which had been over 45 minutes away) I’d not have seen her to the weekend and it would have been too late.

So yes, I live at home with my mum. And you know what, I couldn’t care what others think about it. It is what it is. It works for us.

But what I am fed up of is judgemental people assuming that folk who live with their parents are some sponging saddos without a life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But what I am fed up of is judgemental people assuming that folk who live with their parents are some sponging saddos without a life.

"

Nobody who knows you would ever make that assumption about you.

Not that it is an acceptable thing to say about anyone tbf.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Anyone over the age of 21 still living at home needs some serious life skills

There are a myriad of reasons folk live with their parents.

I am 48 years old and live with my mum (and my children). I sold my own house to move in with her because of her health and mobility issues way back in 2015.

And you know what? I don’t regret that decision (albeit i wish I’d rented my house out rather than selling). My kids have a wonderful relationship with their Nan, I get to spend time with her which I enjoy because I love her and we have a great relationship. She has her space and we have ours, and I pay our way - we don’t live there for free- and I effectively run the household and do the gardening, put the bins/recycling out and just make sure she is ok, day to day.

All of this was shown to be a good idea when shortly after we had moved in she was hospitalised with pneumonia. Thankfully, because I was there to see she wasn’t right I called an ambulance. If I had been at my own home (which had been over 45 minutes away) I’d not have seen her to the weekend and it would have been too late.

So yes, I live at home with my mum. And you know what, I couldn’t care what others think about it. It is what it is. It works for us.

But what I am fed up of is judgemental people assuming that folk who live with their parents are some sponging saddos without a life.

"

The question is more about how you arrange your swinging activities around others who live with you rather than what other people think about your situation.

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