FabSwingers.com forum: A new law has come into effect

By *oofy321 OP Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Your only allowed 4 items on a roast dinner..that includes any sauces!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that new law can piss right off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to smile in my mugshot

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Linguine, crab, cherry tomatoes, olive oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Linguine, crab, cherry tomatoes, olive oil.

God in heaven what the fuck

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Linguine, crab, cherry tomatoes, olive oil.

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Upgrade the olive oil with chill-infused oil and replace the tomatoes with parsley, then you have one of my favourite staple dishes.

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By *oreplayNfuckingMan
over a year ago

llandrindod

Roast potatoes (par boiled) cooked in goose fat, mashed sweet potato and carrot, broccoli, roast pork severed in its own gravy. (Gravy isn't a sauce, it's a necessity!)

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Linguine, crab, cherry tomatoes, olive oil.

we'll go with this one here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef, potatoes, gravy, more beef.

Bess x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Linguine, crab, cherry tomatoes, olive oil.

God in heaven what the fuck

I don't like roast dinner

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Linguine, crab, cherry tomatoes, olive oil.

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Upgrade the olive oil with chill-infused oil and replace the tomatoes with parsley, then you have one of my favourite staple dishes.

I usually add fresh chilli and parsley but unusually tried to stick within the rules

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Linguine, crab, cherry tomatoes, olive oil.

God in heaven what the fuck

I don't like roast dinner

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yes terminate this thread please its inappropriate

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Roast potatoes yorkies cauli cheese and sprouts x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Your only allowed 4 items on a roast dinner..that includes any sauces!!!"

What fresh hell is this?

I’m out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Linguine, crab, cherry tomatoes, olive oil.

we'll go with this one here."

Same, sounds fine to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beef, potatoes, gravy, more beef.

Bess x"

Yummy

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Another law to break !

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Linguine, crab, cherry tomatoes, olive oil.

God in heaven what the fuck

I don't like roast dinner

Yay a fellow roast dinner disliker. People normally think I'm insane when I say I don't really like them.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Roast potatoes, meat, Yorkshire pudding and gravy (would prefer some veggies too, but sticking to the rules for once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roast potatoes and gravy will do.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Wheres my striped pyjamas and swag bag

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The Mr's roast potatoes, some nice minted lamb, broccoli and cauliflower cheese I'm all good

Mrs

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Your only allowed 4 items on a roast dinner..that includes any sauces!!!"

Can I use 2 plates. Four items on each plate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like we're going to be breaking the law then as we want everything

Absolutely no way are we gonna be able to pick just 4 things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mash, beef, cauliflower cheese, gravy.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A simply impossible task and I'm not playing

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By *oofy321 OP Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"Your only allowed 4 items on a roast dinner..that includes any sauces!!!

Can I use 2 plates. Four items on each plate.

I like your thinking sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my roast I want 1F 1M 2TS no sauce... plenty of lube.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Your only allowed 4 items on a roast dinner..that includes any sauces!!!

Can I use 2 plates. Four items on each plate.

I like your thinking sir"

A simple, yet elegant, solution, I believe.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Roast potatoes, cabbage, broccoli and gravy.

We're not vegetarians but the veg on a roast dinner is the main event for us.

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

What wanker made that up, then?!!

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Your only allowed 4 items on a roast dinner..that includes any sauces!!!"

So a plate of four meats. Fine by me.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Beef, mashed carrot and swede, roast parsnips and Yorkshire puddings.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Mash, beef, cauliflower cheese, gravy.

Cauli cheese has no place near a roast.

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By *otBrunetteHimCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Consider me wanted (Mr) no way you could cut it down to 4 items

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is criminal

Meat, gravy, broccoli and roast potatoes

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Who is going to enforce that....the Sunday roast police..

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"Roast potatoes, meat, Yorkshire pudding and gravy (would prefer some veggies too, but sticking to the rules for once

This - but then I remembered horseradish

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Throw as much as like into blender, mix it together and comes out as one item

Might not need a plate though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roast potatoes, meat, Yorkshire pudding and gravy (would prefer some veggies too, but sticking to the rules for once

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This - but then I remembered horseradish

Got to have veggies

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"Roast potatoes, meat, Yorkshire pudding and gravy (would prefer some veggies too, but sticking to the rules for once

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This - but then I remembered horseradish

Got to have veggies

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Ordinarily yes... but 4 items. Them's the rules

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

As American General, Douglas MacArthur said - Rules are meant to be broken.

His actual quote is: "Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind"

Enough said.

4 items... as if.

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By *m272Woman
over a year ago

London

Lamb, roast parsnips, roast potatoes, swede

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"Roast potatoes, meat, Yorkshire pudding and gravy (would prefer some veggies too, but sticking to the rules for once

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This - but then I remembered horseradish

Got to have veggies

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Ordinarily yes... but 4 items. Them's the rules"

Hmmm I’ve clearly got too much time on my hands today because I’ve been pondering this for a while - if you swap out the roast potatoes for roasted veggies then we can add in the potatoes and everyone’s happy!

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

That's a law which is made to be broken.

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"Linguine, crab, cherry tomatoes, olive oil.

God in heaven what the fuck

I don't like roast dinner

Yay a fellow roast dinner disliker. People normally think I'm insane when I say I don't really like them. "

Yay! I am not alone!

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By *ed and WolfieCouple
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Your only allowed 4 items on a roast dinner..that includes any sauces!!!"

The roast dinner is: beef, roast potatoes, parsnips, carrots, sprouts, peas, mashed swede,Yorkshire pud gravy and horseradish sauce.

So actually, I don't need to put anything 'on it'

Simple

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Looks like I'm buying two dinners on one plate then

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Well that law is just Damn rude!!!! I'm going to need to be getting my hair done foe the mugshots!!!

But.... meat,roast spuds,yorkies and gravy...IF its a must!!! Tut!!

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By *abyblues2023Woman
over a year ago

Everywhere and Nowhere baby thats where im at

I thought the new law was no fucking with socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely no socks lol

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Sugar Tits will have a double portion of beef, roast potatoes and Yorkshire puddings.

I'll have a double portion of peas, cabbage, roast parsnips and gravy.

You can guess what we're going to do.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Roasties, savoy cabbage, gravy, heinz ketchup.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Sparkle1974, redfordanger, Villainelle & Meli - thats my 4 items for the spit roast

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