FabSwingers.com forum: Lion on loose in Berlin

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that an actual Lion is on the loose on the suburbs of the city Berlin, where Adolf Hitler spent his last days.

The German Police have advised the public stay indoors.

Not sure what is going on here guys but it's all over the news

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Actually a lioness...which ties in with football...go ladies x

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Reports that an actual Lion is on the loose on the suburbs of the city Berlin, where Adolf Hitler spent his last days.

The German Police have advised the public stay indoors.

Not sure what is going on here guys but it's all over the news"

Not many people would need advising to stay indoors knowing there was a bloody great lion on the loose.

I don’t think these German police types are ahead of the curve here!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The Police are now advising German families to keep their pets indoors incase the pets are a actually eaten by the lion.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

An interesting story in the Mane

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I preferred " There's a Rhino loose in the city "

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Wonder if they'll trap the actual lion in an actual net..

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

If the they find this lion then mark Tom's words, the German Stormtroopers will shoot it dead... Guaranteed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reports that an actual Lion is on the loose on the suburbs of the city Berlin, where Adolf Hitler spent his last days.

The German Police have advised the public stay indoors.

Not sure what is going on here guys but it's all over the news"

He's joining the other lions for Pride, Tom.

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"I preferred " There's a Rhino loose in the city "

God forbid someone puts snakes on a plane...luckily no one has phew

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

In a Brummie accent -:"you can't leave that Lying there"

"It's not a Lying it's a Tiger"

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Still no updates on finding the lion but all circuses and zoos are saying no lion has escaped but disturbingly it appears that it could have been a pet. Apparently the Germans are high on the list of keeping erotic animals as pets ...

Hopefully they will get the bugger soon before it enters a school playground

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"Still no updates on finding the lion but all circuses and zoos are saying no lion has escaped but disturbingly it appears that it could have been a pet. Apparently the Germans are high on the list of keeping erotic animals as pets ...

Hopefully they will get the bugger soon before it enters a school playground "

Erotic..???

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Hopefully they will get the bugger soon before it enters a school playground

Erotic..???

Miaoww..

Poor thing will be neurotic if it's on social media with everyone talking about it..

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom is no fan of hysterical headlines but surely this beast must be stopped before it attacks children or humans

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I don't be-LEO-ve this is actually true!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It's all over the news. Tom does not make this stuff up

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Lion update. The lion was not found last night and the search resumes this morning. But how far can a lion travel at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion update. The lion was not found last night and the search resumes this morning. But how far can a lion travel at night "

27.8km

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"It's all over the news. Tom does not make this stuff up "

It's not a lion. It's a lioness.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

"Reports that an actual Lion is on the loose on the suburbs of the city Berlin, where Adolf Hitler spent his last days.

The German Police have advised the public stay indoors.

Not sure what is going on here guys but it's all over the news

He's joining the other lions for Pride, Tom."

Reckon he’s the mane man, Ricky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lion update. The lion was not found last night and the search resumes this morning. But how far can a lion travel at night "

The lion sleeps at night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reports that an actual Lion is on the loose on the suburbs of the city Berlin, where Adolf Hitler spent his last days.

The German Police have advised the public stay indoors.

Not sure what is going on here guys but it's all over the news

He's joining the other lions for Pride, Tom.

Reckon he’s the mane man, Ricky."

He didn't plan this. He just did it on a whimoweh.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

It's all over the zoos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it eaten anyone yet?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Has it eaten anyone yet?"

Sky reports that a man with two Dachshunds is worried for them. He said (in German) "they are perfect lion food"

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Reports that an actual Lion is on the loose on the suburbs of the city Berlin, where Adolf Hitler spent his last days.

The German Police have advised the public stay indoors.

Not sure what is going on here guys but it's all over the news

He's joining the other lions for Pride, Tom.

Reckon he’s the mane man, Ricky.

He didn't plan this. He just did it on a whimoweh."

My life is complete! Ricky has triumphed again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has it eaten anyone yet?

Sky reports that a man with two Dachshunds is worried for them. He said (in German) "they are perfect lion food""

He has a point

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Its the england football team got lost

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Has it eaten anyone yet?

Sky reports that a man with two Dachshunds is worried for them. He said (in German) "they are perfect lion food""

Would be the wurst thing for them I reckon..

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Has it eaten anyone yet?

Sky reports that a man with two Dachshunds is worried for them. He said (in German) "they are perfect lion food"

Would be the wurst thing for them I reckon..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they should letting a tiger out to get the lion

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Has it eaten anyone yet?

Sky reports that a man with two Dachshunds is worried for them. He said (in German) "they are perfect lion food"

Would be the wurst thing for them I reckon..

The whole thing could turn really sauer.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Has it eaten anyone yet?

Sky reports that a man with two Dachshunds is worried for them. He said (in German) "they are perfect lion food"

Would be the wurst thing for them I reckon..

The whole thing could turn really sauer."

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I also heard a rumour that there's a moose loose aboot this hoose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It starting to look like it's someone's pet which has either escaped or been turfed out!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This Lion has so far eluded the German Police and the lion will be getting hungrier by the hour and getting more and more dangerous. Is it time to send in the army or possibly the local mayor to raise a posse of armed vigilantes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently it's now metamorphosed into a wild boar!

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

A bloke walked into a bar with a giraffe. It hit it's head on the door and collapsed in a heap. The barman said "you can't leave that lying there"!

"It's not a Lyon" said the bloke,"it's a giraffe".

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that the head of a German Crime cartel lost the lion and are pleading for it not to shot.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Reports that the head of a German Crime cartel lost the lion and are pleading for it not to shot. "

Is the lioness armed?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Tom - it's all over the news. The "lioness" is probably a wild boar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom, you need to get it together.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Until the bugger is killed we will not know

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

It’s still on the loose. last time I checked, roaring noises where heard overnight. This bugger must be getting Hungary now……….

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They say it is a wild boar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They say it is a wild boar "

TOM it was all over the news!!!!!!!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

One theory it is a boar

Let's not jump the gun and see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, we shouldn't get carried away.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They should have sent in the army

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A piggy having a drink in a fountain.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

More to this story than meets the eye

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"More to this story than meets the eye "

Do wild boars roar like lions?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Germany is plentiful with wild boars, they roam quite freely but coming face to face with them at night is a good reason to step back..

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"One theory it is a boar

Let's not jump the gun and see"

They could have a nice hog roast

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