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Things we can all agree on:

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. Squirting is just wee

2. VWE starts at 7 inches

3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.

What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are the OP, aways reply to the hot woman you want to bone and ignore the men

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

2 people will take over a thread not knowing about the reply privately button

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"1. Squirting is just wee

2. VWE starts at 7 inches

3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.

What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters? "

1. Partial wee

2. 7 inch is just WE. 8+ is VWE

3. That is correct

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"2 people will take over a thread not knowing about the reply privately button "

Only on the shit threads

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero


"2 people will take over a thread not knowing about the reply privately button

Only on the shit threads "

Lol thats true...wait a minute those are my threads!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Squirting is just wee

2. VWE starts at 7 inches

3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.

What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters? "

I thought it was marry.

I'm still here holding out for my proposal

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

No single guys get a reply to a message. Ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are a straight man talking to anyone who isn’t female on a thread is likely to cause the ghey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. Squirting is just wee

2. VWE starts at 7 inches

3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.

What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters?

I thought it was marry.

I'm still here holding out for my proposal "

Ahhh haha : Shag?

(Thank Gawd you finally posted I was waiting AGES after CustardChuckers post!!!)

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"1. Squirting is just wee

2. VWE starts at 7 inches

3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.

What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters?

1. Partial wee

2. 7 inch is just WE. 8+ is VWE

3. That is correct "

8 is a statistical anomaly. Going to have to refer this to the weights and measures people to get it settled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have "discreet" on your profile then you are married and cheating

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Only reply to the forum 'clique'...ignore everyone else

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Blue underwear is the best colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Squirting is just wee

2. VWE starts at 7 inches

3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.

What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters?

I thought it was marry.

I'm still here holding out for my proposal

Ahhh haha : Shag?

(Thank Gawd you finally posted I was waiting AGES after CustardChuckers post!!!) "

Potentially shag yes. I can't make promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Single men cause problems for other single men

2. Women are perverts

3. Verifications are just for validation

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

2. Women are perverts

"

#notallwomen.

Some of us are sweet n innocent

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Everytime there is a thread about boobs, guys will always say "all boobs are beautiful". Even if the thread is "whose boobs are the best" or "what size do you prefer the most?"

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Fab is and will forever be, a fuck site

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Things we can all agree on:

...

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"1. Squirting is just wee

2. VWE starts at 7 inches

3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.

What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters?

1. Partial wee

2. 7 inch is just WE. 8+ is VWE

3. That is correct "

2 out of 3 means not everyone agrees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if you avoid women? I thought they liked picky

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

1. Women are evil

2. Men are evil

3. Couples are evil

4. TV/TS are probably evil but I've not seen that thread recently

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow


"2 people will take over a thread not knowing about the reply privately button "

should rename that the "Get a Room" button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all want to know how Meli tastes

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Women don't understand how winks work, men wink anyway.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.

It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.

Everyone knows that.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Married and cheating only applies if you’re a 7 and below. Anything above then it’s a swinging site innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

4. TV/TS are probably evil but I've not seen that thread recently"

Overdue I reckon

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

1. Women are delusional

2. Men are entitled

3. Couples have marital issues

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

If you're online you must meet and fuck now!!

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.

It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.

Everyone knows that."

Only if you're male.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things we can all agree on:

..."

Should be

….

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chilli Doritos are far superior to Cheesy Doritos.

For every random woman posting a status saying “site supporter pass runs out soon, might leave” there will be at least 10 simps offering to pay

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"[agreements Removed by poster at 20/07/23 11:38:27]"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Chilli Doritos are far superior to Cheesy Doritos.

For every random woman posting a status saying “site supporter pass runs out soon, might leave” there will be at least 10 simps offering to pay "

I really, really want to test that theory. I don't reckon I'd get 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any thread mentioning esc*rts will quickly be full of shit car puns.

Any thread mentioning viagra will quickly be full of shit puns about things being hard or stiff

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

People with blinds instead of curtains should provide a suitable nob wiping alternative

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.

It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.

Everyone knows that.

Only if you're male.

"

Bloody males

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Disagree. Some people have roommates, some older people have nosey neighbours. Others just have a preference.

Those just mix in with all the people who cheat, but you're just assuming things

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Having a dad bod and a great personality will always be a winner.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Chilli Doritos are far superior to Cheesy Doritos. "

You are so wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilli Doritos are far superior to Cheesy Doritos.

"

Outrageous lies

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

People who say they get 100’s of messages a day are well, just lying basically

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Chilli Doritos are far superior to Cheesy Doritos.

For every random woman posting a status saying “site supporter pass runs out soon, might leave” there will be at least 10 simps offering to pay

I really, really want to test that theory. I don't reckon I'd get 10."

The 10 will fluctuate but odds are you would get at least 1.

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Prepare for every woman now to tell you how wrong you are. Hope you made your last will

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By *otsexydannyMan
over a year ago

Norwich (and London)

Think we can all agree that NotSoPosh is a stunningly sexy woman, with amazing curves, gorgeous tits and cleavage and incredibly kissable lips, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spend far too much time. Looking at threads, pussy, arse and boobs, instead of getting on with day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prepare for every woman now to tell you how wrong you are. Hope you made your last will "

Reply + quote will help us know who you are replying too

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Chilli Doritos are far superior to Cheesy Doritos.

For every random woman posting a status saying “site supporter pass runs out soon, might leave” there will be at least 10 simps offering to pay

I really, really want to test that theory. I don't reckon I'd get 10.

The 10 will fluctuate but odds are you would get at least 1."

How long does the experiment need to run for? Gimme 24 hours I reckon 1. Maybe 2. 4 if I upload boobs.

I'll totally get told off if I do that though

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Think we can all agree that NotSoPosh is a stunningly sexy woman, with amazing curves, gorgeous tits and cleavage and incredibly kissable lips, right?"

Jesus no.

She's an old, fat weirdo with a dodgy sense of humour.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Married and cheating only applies if you’re a 7 and below. Anything above then it’s a swinging site innit "

I thought the cheating effect only happened if youre male. If you have a vagina i thought you got a pass? Ill have to re read the rule book... Or are they laws...?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Sending a 'copy & paste' message with a dic pic will never work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Disagree. Some people have roommates, some older people have nosey neighbours. Others just have a preference.

Those just mix in with all the people who cheat, but you're just assuming things"

But that’s kind of the point of the thread .. indisputable facts that *actually* are disputable..

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Sending a 'copy & paste' message with a dic pic will never work. "

Not true

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Another universal truth: Every woman thinks she's amazing at BJs, and they almost all tell you they can deepthroat, but as soon as they gag, it's over and they withdraw.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Think we can all agree that NotSoPosh is a stunningly sexy woman, with amazing curves, gorgeous tits and cleavage and incredibly kissable lips, right?

Jesus no.

She's an old, fat weirdo with a dodgy sense of humour."

Bullshit! Your humour is not dodgy.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Think we can all agree that NotSoPosh is a stunningly sexy woman, with amazing curves, gorgeous tits and cleavage and incredibly kissable lips, right?

Jesus no.

She's an old, fat weirdo with a dodgy sense of humour.

Bullshit! Your humour is not dodgy. "

Or yours is equally dodgy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another universal truth: Every woman thinks she's amazing at BJs, and they almost all tell you they can deepthroat, but as soon as they gag, it's over and they withdraw. "
I agree that women think they’re better at blowjobs than they are mostly because men pretend to enjoy them or exaggerate their enjoyment.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Any thread mentioning esc*rts will quickly be full of shit car puns.

Any thread mentioning viagra will quickly be full of shit puns about things being hard or stiff"

Not true. Some of them will actually be good puns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one can make you cum like yourself.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"No one can make you cum like yourself."

This is true! I only cry when I wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any thread mentioning esc*rts will quickly be full of shit car puns.

Any thread mentioning viagra will quickly be full of shit puns about things being hard or stiff

Not true. Some of them will actually be good puns."

They are recycled and awful puns

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By *otsexydannyMan
over a year ago

Norwich (and London)


"Think we can all agree that NotSoPosh is a stunningly sexy woman, with amazing curves, gorgeous tits and cleavage and incredibly kissable lips, right?

Jesus no.

She's an old, fat weirdo with a dodgy sense of humour.

Bullshit! Your humour is not dodgy.

Or yours is equally dodgy..."

Well if mine is also equally dodgy, we're almost heading towards an agreement

As for old and fat ... you're younger than me, and I would descibe you as deliciously curvy.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Nigel Farage is a cunt.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Nigel Farage is a cunt."

Naaaaah cunts are useful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any thread mentioning esc*rts will quickly be full of shit car puns.

Any thread mentioning viagra will quickly be full of shit puns about things being hard or stiff"

Any thread about BBC will have jokes about license fees and ITV

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"1. Squirting is just wee

2. VWE starts at 7 inches

3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.

What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters?

1. Partial wee

2. 7 inch is just WE. 8+ is VWE

3. That is correct

2 out of 3 means not everyone agrees "

95% of stats quoted on the internet are made up.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A man with a spade will end up needing a JCB.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

If you're not particularly inclusive or prone to starting threads, bemoan the actions of others and how the fora is crap right now.

That always helps solve things.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"They are recycled and awful puns"

#NotAllPuns

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.

It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.

Everyone knows that."

Currently in a shared house, the housemates wouldn't appreciate an 8 person gangbang spread across the living room.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

NARS™ is much better quality than MAC™. There, I said it.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Can we agree that this thread will not reach 175?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NARS™ is much better quality than MAC™. There, I said it. "

Truetalk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be carefull i got a 24 hour ban from forums for saying that squirt is just piss,apparently i was been bitchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be carefull i got a 24 hour ban from forums for saying that squirt is just piss,apparently i was been bitchy "

I wonder how long this one will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NARS™ is much better quality than MAC™. There, I said it. "

Mac is pants

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"

2. Women are perverts

#notallwomen.

Some of us are sweet n innocent "

Says the woman who regularly asks men to post videos of them twirling their Penis around.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.

It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.

Everyone knows that.

Currently in a shared house, the housemates wouldn't appreciate an 8 person gangbang spread across the living room. "

Have you asked them?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

2. Women are perverts

#notallwomen.

Some of us are sweet n innocent

Says the woman who regularly asks men to post videos of them twirling their Penis around. "

To be fair... that's possibly the one thing I don't think I've ever actually asked for...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"NARS™ is much better quality than MAC™. There, I said it.

·

Truetalk. "

•

She knows... ... ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who consume pears cannot be trusted.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Women actually like dick pics. They don’t want everyone to know how filthy minded they actually are

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Women actually like dick pics. They don’t want everyone to know how filthy minded they actually are "

I'm far too shy for that kinda thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re a woman that doesn’t reply to a message within 30 seconds/reply with a polite no, then you’re a stuck up bitch and they didn’t want to meet anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re a woman that doesn’t reply to a message within 30 seconds/reply with a polite no, then you’re a stuck up bitch and they didn’t want to meet anyway "

Agreed.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"If you’re a woman that doesn’t reply to a message within 30 seconds/reply with a polite no, then you’re a stuck up bitch and they didn’t want to meet anyway "

Block and report

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"1. Women are evil

2. Men are evil

3. Couples are evil

4. TV/TS are probably evil but I've not seen that thread recently"

Especially evil Edna from willo' thr wisp

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.

It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.

Everyone knows that.

Currently in a shared house, the housemates wouldn't appreciate an 8 person gangbang spread across the living room.

Have you asked them?"

2 are up for it, the other 4 are a hard no.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"If you’re a woman that doesn’t reply to a message within 30 seconds/reply with a polite no, then you’re a stuck up bitch and they didn’t want to meet anyway "

Oh and don't forget the "you're fat and ugly anyway" ??

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Silhouette people need to post a picture of literally anything or they can't be taken seriously.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

That I'm a cunt

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"That I'm a cunt "
(Self-deprecation)

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.

It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.

Everyone knows that.

Currently in a shared house, the housemates wouldn't appreciate an 8 person gangbang spread across the living room. "

Have you asked them? They might be very happy to accommodate it

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.

It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.

Everyone knows that.

Currently in a shared house, the housemates wouldn't appreciate an 8 person gangbang spread across the living room.

Have you asked them? They might be very happy to accommodate it "

The 2 that are OK are crazy AF, the 4 against are seriously a hard no for anything fun. Give them a choice they would eat porridge every meal and only watch a b&w TV.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.

It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.

Everyone knows that."

Oh shit, no way, I'm cheating, he's cheating, we're both cheating together.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you cannot accommodate, you’re CHEATING.

It doesn’t matter if you’re single, or living with a family, you’re CHEATING.

Everyone knows that.

Oh shit, no way, I'm cheating, he's cheating, we're both cheating together.

Mrs "

I knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Squirting is just wee

2. VWE starts at 7 inches

3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.

What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters? "

Depends on a squirt or a gush or a tsunami lol

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

close

Wish we could find time to cheat.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"

2. Women are perverts

#notallwomen.

Some of us are sweet n innocent "

And deluded!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

2. Women are perverts

#notallwomen.

Some of us are sweet n innocent

And deluded! "

Fair point

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

2. Women are perverts

#notallwomen.

Some of us are sweet n innocent "

*Raises hand*

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"

2. Women are perverts

#notallwomen.

Some of us are sweet n innocent

*Raises hand* "

To being a 'pervert' I presume

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

2. Women are perverts

#notallwomen.

Some of us are sweet n innocent

*Raises hand*

To being a 'pervert' I presume "

Ahem! Sweet n innocent. My face says so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. The answer to everything is "get yourself to a club or social"

2. Any monogamy thread will contain a mahogany joke. Tee hee

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"1. The answer to everything is "get yourself to a club or social"

2. Any monogamy thread will contain a mahogany joke. Tee hee "

Hard wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. The answer to everything is "get yourself to a club or social"

2. Any monogamy thread will contain a mahogany joke. Tee hee

Hard wood "

Boom boom!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Fab is a little bit shit really

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"

2. Women are perverts

#notallwomen.

Some of us are sweet n innocent

*Raises hand*

To being a 'pervert' I presume

Ahem! Sweet n innocent. My face says so "

Errrrm. We've met at the manc social, remember?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

2. Women are perverts

#notallwomen.

Some of us are sweet n innocent

*Raises hand*

To being a 'pervert' I presume

Ahem! Sweet n innocent. My face says so

Errrrm. We've met at the manc social, remember? "

Then you'll remember my innocent face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab is a little bit shit really"

I want gifs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Toms posts will always contain at least one of the following

1. Tom is no fan of…..

2. Which is a place near ….. and mostly famous for …..

3. Vicious buggers

4. Poisonous buggers

5. Not you again

6. What’s going on here folks

7. It’s all over the news

It’s like a fan bingo card

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Toms posts will always contain at least one of the following

1. Tom is no fan of…..

2. Which is a place near ….. and mostly famous for …..

3. Vicious buggers

4. Poisonous buggers

5. Not you again

6. What’s going on here folks

7. It’s all over the news

It’s like a fan bingo card "

No. 5 is reserved only for me

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Toms posts will always contain at least one of the following

1. Tom is no fan of…..

2. Which is a place near ….. and mostly famous for …..

3. Vicious buggers

4. Poisonous buggers

5. Not you again

6. What’s going on here folks

7. It’s all over the news

It’s like a fan bingo card

No. 5 is reserved only for me "
. Are you a vicious bugger or poisonous bugger

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Toms posts will always contain at least one of the following

1. Tom is no fan of…..

2. Which is a place near ….. and mostly famous for …..

3. Vicious buggers

4. Poisonous buggers

5. Not you again

6. What’s going on here folks

7. It’s all over the news

It’s like a fan bingo card

No. 5 is reserved only for me . Are you a vicious bugger or poisonous bugger "

Tom is no fan of......

Vicious, probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Squirting is just wee

2. VWE starts at 7 inches

3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.

What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters? "

1) It’s not just wee, it can’t be

2) depends on girth

Pout

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

All cuck couples don't really live cuck lives and to other guys then it's just a free shag with the wife

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast


"1. Squirting is just wee

2. VWE starts at 7 inches

3. The only correct answer to *any* female on a Shag, Marry, Avoid thread on Fab is Shag.

What else is indisputable fact, Fabsters?

1) It’s not just wee, it can’t be

2) depends on girth

Pout"

Squirt is wee though, not fully but it comes from the bladder, too. It's mixed with other fluids and that's why it's not the same colour.

I mean, just hve a girl squirt all over your sheets and wait a few hours, and it will smell like someone pissed on the bed. And that's for a reason.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

When men say they want a mmf, 99% of the time they mean mfm

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

It doesn’t matter what you post a thread about, it will always offend at least one person

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"It doesn’t matter what you post a thread about, it will always offend at least one person "

Unless it’s boobs. Everyone agrees on boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It doesn’t matter what you post a thread about, it will always offend at least one person

Unless it’s boobs. Everyone agrees on boobs."

(Coughs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who complain about too many messages will never block single guys

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Women who complain about too many messages will never block single guys"

I’ve had them blocked for a good 4 days now I feel lighter.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"It doesn’t matter what you post a thread about, it will always offend at least one person "

This, right here, is the only thing we can all truly agree on.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Women who complain about too many messages will never block single guys

I’ve had them blocked for a good 4 days now I feel lighter. "

Tempted to block singles, but occasionally a real hottie pops up. It's worth a sea of easily ignorable silhouettes to find a nugget of hunky manliness to perve over. If we reply to you, we actually want you x

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast


"Women who complain about too many messages will never block single guys

I’ve had them blocked for a good 4 days now I feel lighter.

Tempted to block singles, but occasionally a real hottie pops up. It's worth a sea of easily ignorable silhouettes to find a nugget of hunky manliness to perve over. If we reply to you, we actually want you x"

Reply doesn't mean much. Many women actually fuck about still. Get a good amount of replies that never go anywhere.

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