FabSwingers.com forum: *pretends to be shocked*

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the least shocking thing that someone has ever told you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

I’ve got great tits

Sasha

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Personality is not the most important factor

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm hilarious

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 20/07/23 08:29:38]"

Should’ve left this up. It was funny

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Boris Johnson is a liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female to male objectification exists.

(There's a theme today)

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"[Removed by poster at 20/07/23 08:29:38]

Should’ve left this up. It was funny

I thought so too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 20/07/23 08:29:38]

Should’ve left this up. It was funny

Damn.

Missed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 20/07/23 08:29:38]

Should’ve left this up. It was funny

I did too but also felt a little too on the nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manchester City have been charged for breaking Financial Fair Play rules on 115 occasions.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The milk is in the fridge

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

George Michael was gay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Manchester City have been charged for breaking Financial Fair Play rules on 115 occasions."

Manchester City got away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Manchester City have been charged for breaking Financial Fair Play rules on 115 occasions.

Manchester City got away with it

That's probably another *pretends to be shocked* moment

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By *andy2Man
over a year ago

Ealing

My girlfriend admitting to fucking a truck driver bare because he didn’t like condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His cat died

Like snore off bruv

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

"Your boobs are massive"

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

""Your boobs are massive" "

And it's always said in a way both they, and me may have only just noticed

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm fat.

No shit sherlock

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

""Your boobs are massive"

And it's always said in a way both they, and me may have only just noticed"

Well I had a point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One night in a club, one of my friends whispered into my ear my username from here…

Think he was aiming to shock me. Didn’t work.

Little did he know I’d already seen him on here and figured out which profile was his

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"[Removed by poster at 20/07/23 08:29:38]

Should’ve left this up. It was funny

I did too but also felt a little too on the nose "

And now we’re all left wondering

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There is no anchovies in Hendos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Your boobs are massive"

And it's always said in a way both they, and me may have only just noticed"

Holy crap, they are!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

When I was in my twenties guys used to come up to me - I think in retrospect it was an attempt to flirt, but it just irritated me - and told me I had blue eyes.

Really? Did someone snatch my beautiful brown eyes, matching my sister's, in the night? We must catch this monster!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"When I was in my twenties guys used to come up to me - I think in retrospect it was an attempt to flirt, but it just irritated me - and told me I had blue eyes.

Really? Did someone snatch my beautiful brown eyes, matching my sister's, in the night? We must catch this monster!

Sibling Rivalry ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 20/07/23 08:29:38]

Should’ve left this up. It was funny

I did too but also felt a little too on the nose

And now we’re all left wondering

Awww

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What is the least shocking thing that someone has ever told you? "

A lady colleague once got a little tipsy and whispered in my ear that she had watched some ‘man porn’.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’ve got great tits

Sasha"

Truth

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"What is the least shocking thing that someone has ever told you? "

“I think my neighbours are swingers”

Then I have to do my fake shocked face

lol

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Aren’t you short….

Yes. Thanks for that Sherlock

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