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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

… my mojo?

I must have put it down somewhere. Can’t seem to find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you checked behind the fridge?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Mojo is overrated try using hand creme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where did you see it last?

I’ll have a look round here for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a look at my pics and videos I am shour you find it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check under the sofa lots of things get lost under there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe hiding at the bottom of a cheeky morning coffee

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

It wasn’t behind the fridge. Or down the back of the sofa. Didn’t find it on the train either. Doubt I left it at work. I’m going to try the coffee idea. Could be in the bottom of the cup.

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Take a look at my pics and videos I am shour you find it again

I like your positive attitude there. Your mojo’s clearly just fine.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Lilith stole it, put it in a jar and uses it to brew her potions

She has a huge stash (I said stash!) of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"… my mojo?

I must have put it down somewhere. Can’t seem to find it."

Is it an age thing?

Maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a look at my pics and videos I am shour you find it again

I like your positive attitude there. Your mojo’s clearly just fine."

Mines is always there and always daild up to 11

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Pickle nicked it

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Do you want me to help you look?

Em x

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"(I said stash!)"

I’ve seen her ’tache, believe it or not.

"Is it an age thing? Maybe? "

I don’t know *what* you’re insinuating Jennie my dear. I am but a slip of a lad.

"Do you want me to help you look? Em x"

Will it involve you bending over a lot? Because I like that idea.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I think it took mine and ran off somewhere

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Behind bike sheds at Asda dooooo dooooo do do doooo

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"(I said stash!)

I’ve seen her ’tache, believe it or not.

Is it an age thing? Maybe?

I don’t know *what* you’re insinuating Jennie my dear. I am but a slip of a lad.

Do you want me to help you look? Em x

Will it involve you bending over a lot? Because I like that idea.

Probably,I'm thorough. If you're going to do a job,do it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need

1 1/2 oz White rum

1 oz Fresh lime juice

2 teaspoons Sugar

6 leaves of Mint

Soda Water

No wait that's a mojito.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It's with your spare car keys.

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"No wait that's a mojito."

I actually think that would really help …

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

You're a man, not a horny machine

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

You left it at mine.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"You left it at mine. "

Sounds like you have a collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we look for it later?

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Can we look for it later?

Only if you use your hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's with mine somewhere

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"I think it took mine and ran off somewhere

Maybe that's where mine is too?

A marvel of mojos, all off somewhere drinking mojitas till midnight on a mound.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think it took mine and ran off somewhere

Maybe that's where mine is too?

A marvel of mojos, all off somewhere drinking mojitas till midnight on a mound. "

Sounds like fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"… my mojo?

I must have put it down somewhere. Can’t seem to find it."
I found it here on a beach in a bottle.

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I found it here on a beach in a bottle."

Are you sure that’s not just another mojito?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found it here on a beach in a bottle.

Are you sure that’s not just another mojito?"
It's made out of rose tinted glass.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

I think I saw it crossing the road earlier around noon, heading south I guess

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I think I saw it crossing the road earlier around noon, heading south I guess"

It’s coming for your women.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I think I saw it crossing the road earlier around noon, heading south I guess

It’s coming for your women."

you should have taught the green cross code, traffic is brutal today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Steps on something squishy)

Ummm…

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Uh-oh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seen it

in the Gorbals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wait that's a mojito.

I actually think that would really help …"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sacrificed it

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I sacrificed it"

I didn’t know you cared.

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Check down the back off the sofa

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You've lost your mojo OP? Forget climate change, now I can believe the end is nigh.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Sorry, OP - I'm no help. Mine's been AWOL for about 6 months, so perhaps he's dragged yours over to the Upside Down too. I'm sorry.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Last time I saw it it was buying a twix and a bottle of Dr Pepper in the spar.

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Last time I saw it it was buying a twix and a bottle of Dr Pepper in the spar. "

It was probably only even in South Wales because it was looking for you …

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