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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Like to do to the person above

Off you go peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go out for drinks, some food and talk about the swinging lifestyle with each other

F

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Go out for drinks, some food and talk about the swinging lifestyle with each other

F"

That sounds awesome, yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go out for drinks, some food and talk about the swinging lifestyle with each other

F"

Sounds good to me

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Wanna golf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the zoo

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Chat and a pint

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chat and a pint"

High five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social to start

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By *ifeIsntSeriousMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"Social to start "

Pint and a packet of crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Social to start

Pint and a packet of crisps"

Headlock and a knuckle shuffle over his head

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By *ifeIsntSeriousMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"Social to start

Pint and a packet of crisps

Headlock and a knuckle shuffle over his head "

Clearly a knuckle shuffle has a different meaning in Glasgow.

A simple coffee I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Social to start

Pint and a packet of crisps

Headlock and a knuckle shuffle over his head "

Show him how to tie a knot in his tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Social to start

Pint and a packet of crisps

Headlock and a knuckle shuffle over his head

Clearly a knuckle shuffle has a different meaning in Glasgow.

A simple coffee I think"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Social to start "

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Social

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Social "

Drinks, chats maybe dinner....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Social

Drinks, chats maybe dinner....

"

Day spa in an exclusive hotel, dinner and wine, then a night to remember... x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Social

Drinks, chats maybe dinner....

Day spa in an exclusive hotel, dinner and wine, then a night to remember... x"

Drinks

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Social

Drinks, chats maybe dinner....

Day spa in an exclusive hotel, dinner and wine, then a night to remember... x

Drinks "

Give her a huge hug.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Give him a man hug.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Give him a man hug. "

Hides his shoes and clock

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Put my cock in his shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put my cock in his shoes "

Pinch he’s towel

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Put my cock in his shoes

Pinch he’s towel "

Gift my wet towel so I may grab a dry one after running naked to the cupboard to get one

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Swap torsos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High 5

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By *rchitectMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Enjoy in every way possible

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"High 5 "

Smack that arse.

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By *ora 123Man
over a year ago

Basildon

Glide insure that lovely wet pussy

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Glide insure that lovely wet pussy"

Talk to him about insurance

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Glide insure that lovely wet pussy

Talk to him about insurance "

It's a slippery slope.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Glide insure that lovely wet pussy

Talk to him about insurance

It's a slippery slope. "

Blow his mind.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Glide insure that lovely wet pussy

Talk to him about insurance

It's a slippery slope.

Blow his mind."

Sniff on that Catnip

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By *ifeIsntSeriousMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"Glide insure that lovely wet pussy

Talk to him about insurance

It's a slippery slope.

Blow his mind.

Sniff on that Catnip "

Round of golf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glide insure that lovely wet pussy

Talk to him about insurance

It's a slippery slope.

Blow his mind.

Sniff on that Catnip

Round of golf"

Rusty trombone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glide insure that lovely wet pussy

Talk to him about insurance

It's a slippery slope.

Blow his mind.

Sniff on that Catnip "

Still give him some TLC

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Undress her to her blue underwear

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Undress her to her blue underwear "

Buffet at Pizza Hut. I think we could do some damage to that

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Undress her to her blue underwear

Buffet at Pizza Hut. I think we could do some damage to that "

A drink and a snog

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Undress her to her blue underwear

Buffet at Pizza Hut. I think we could do some damage to that

A drink and a snog"

A drink and a all night session of all the things you'd cover grandma's eyes for

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By *ifeIsntSeriousMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"Undress her to her blue underwear

Buffet at Pizza Hut. I think we could do some damage to that

A drink and a snog"

Kiss all around those stocking tops xx

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Undress her to her blue underwear

Buffet at Pizza Hut. I think we could do some damage to that

A drink and a snog

A drink and a all night session of all the things you'd cover grandma's eyes for"

Compare white bits

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Undress her to her blue underwear

Buffet at Pizza Hut. I think we could do some damage to that

A drink and a snog

A drink and a all night session of all the things you'd cover grandma's eyes for

Compare white bits "

Give you what you've wanted since you cast eyes on me

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Undress her to her blue underwear

Buffet at Pizza Hut. I think we could do some damage to that

A drink and a snog

A drink and a all night session of all the things you'd cover grandma's eyes for

Compare white bits

Give you what you've wanted since you cast eyes on me "

Give you a squeeze to see if you're as juicy as you say

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"Undress her to her blue underwear

Buffet at Pizza Hut. I think we could do some damage to that

A drink and a snog

A drink and a all night session of all the things you'd cover grandma's eyes for

Compare white bits

Give you what you've wanted since you cast eyes on me

Give you a squeeze to see if you're as juicy as you say "

Suck on those great nipples and spank that peachy ass x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Undress her to her blue underwear

Buffet at Pizza Hut. I think we could do some damage to that

A drink and a snog

A drink and a all night session of all the things you'd cover grandma's eyes for

Compare white bits

Give you what you've wanted since you cast eyes on me "

You’ll have to remind me what that was Brucey

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By *hyguy469Man
over a year ago

BROMSGROVE


"Undress her to her blue underwear

Buffet at Pizza Hut. I think we could do some damage to that

A drink and a snog

A drink and a all night session of all the things you'd cover grandma's eyes for

Compare white bits

Give you what you've wanted since you cast eyes on me

You’ll have to remind me what that was Brucey "

Pull down your knickers to check out your white bits!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Undress her to her blue underwear

Buffet at Pizza Hut. I think we could do some damage to that

A drink and a snog

A drink and a all night session of all the things you'd cover grandma's eyes for

Compare white bits

Give you what you've wanted since you cast eyes on me

You’ll have to remind me what that was Brucey

Pull down your knickers to check out your white bits!!!"

Ask where he got the little hat from

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Ask if he conditions his leg hair

Em x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Ask if he conditions his leg hair

Em x"

So many things. But right now I’d get her to bring a belt and re-enact that profile photo for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take her on a date. Just me and Em

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take her on a date. Just me and Em

F"

I'd then ask why rose tinted glasses turned up?

F

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Take her on a date. Just me and Em

F

I'd then ask why rose tinted glasses turned up?

F"

Boobie date

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Ask if he conditions his leg hair

Em x

So many things. But right now I’d get her to bring a belt and re-enact that profile photo for me."

Are you saying you enjoy me in that vulnerable position?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Boobie date "

^That’d be why I turned up. Just to perv.

.


"Are you saying you enjoy me in that vulnerable position?"

Mayyyybe …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boobie date

^That’d be why I turned up. Just to perv.

.

Are you saying you enjoy me in that vulnerable position?

Mayyyybe … "

Chat over a cuppa,because I'm not his cup of tea pardon the pun

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Boobie date

^That’d be why I turned up. Just to perv.

.

Are you saying you enjoy me in that vulnerable position?

Mayyyybe …

Chat over a cuppa,because I'm not his cup of tea pardon the pun "

Remove her brasier with my teeth

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Feed 4 chillies down the wee wee hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cover in honey and make them clean 4 rabbit cages. Naked.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"[Removed by poster at 22/07/23 18:57:04]"

Help her shower

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Cover in honey and make them clean 4 rabbit cages. Naked."

Make him dinner but only the food he hates

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed 4 chillies down the wee wee hole"

That's torture

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Feed 4 chillies down the wee wee hole

That's torture "

It'll make it weep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cover in honey and make them clean 4 rabbit cages. Naked.

Make him dinner but only the food he hates

Em x"

Arrange a pub meal and drinks for him whilst I bury her head in a pillow whilst taking her from behind whilst whispering she's a good girl... I hope he enjoys his food;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cover in honey and make them clean 4 rabbit cages. Naked.

Make him dinner but only the food he hates

Em x

Arrange a pub meal and drinks for him whilst I bury her head in a pillow whilst taking her from behind whilst whispering she's a good girl... I hope he enjoys his food;)"

Go for a drink

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Spoil her with tea and cake... ^

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Spoil her with tea and cake... ^"

Take him for afternoon tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spoil her with tea and cake... ^"

Drinks and chat about anything and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take her her outbfor drinks and chat about all thing fun and nahghty as we get to kbow eachother and see where the night leads us

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By *P4RTANMan
over a year ago

near

Advise him that won’t work and he should send a dick pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Advise him that won’t work and he should send a dick pic"

Tell him he’s 100% correct on the first part

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Advise him that won’t work and he should send a dick pic

Tell him he’s 100% correct on the first part "

Cocktails and canapés

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Advise him that won’t work and he should send a dick pic

Tell him he’s 100% correct on the first part

Cocktails and canapés

Tinder "

Watch the gorgeous pair go at it.... Unless invited for more

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"

Advise him that won’t work and he should send a dick pic

Tell him he’s 100% correct on the first part

Cocktails and canapés

Tinder

Watch the gorgeous pair go at it.... Unless invited for more "

I was about to put very similar mate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Advise him that won’t work and he should send a dick pic

Tell him he’s 100% correct on the first part

Cocktails and canapés

Tinder "

Tell her I like the idea of that

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride


"

Advise him that won’t work and he should send a dick pic

Tell him he’s 100% correct on the first part

Cocktails and canapés

Tinder

Tell her I like the idea of that "

Skip the small talk and get naked

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Mess with his lined up toiletries

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mess with his lined up toiletries

Em x "

Clumsily flirt in the hope of seducing em

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’d point out that’s a belt, not a tie. I’d be tactful, though.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Oh the things I'd do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh the things I'd do "

Bury my Face in them massive tits

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

He ^^ clearly hasn't looked at my pictures

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"He ^^ clearly hasn't looked at my pictures "

Bury my face in your not-massive tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He ^^ clearly hasn't looked at my pictures

Bury my face in your not-massive tits "

Go for a pint, or maybe something classier going by your attire

Mr

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

We’d go for a social, exchange tips on kink and enjoy a great night in their company. They look lovely.

Hades

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"He ^^ clearly hasn't looked at my pictures

Bury my face in your not-massive tits

Go for a pint, or maybe something classier going by your attire

Mr"

Social,drinks and hope for more

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He ^^ clearly hasn't looked at my pictures

Bury my face in your not-massive tits

Go for a pint, or maybe something classier going by your attire

Mr

Social,drinks and hope for more

MrsAbz "

Wax Mrs chest! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He ^^ clearly hasn't looked at my pictures

Bury my face in your not-massive tits

Go for a pint, or maybe something classier going by your attire

Mr

Social,drinks and hope for more

MrsAbz

Wax Mrs chest! Haha "

Oh ffs!

Mr's!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rung doorbell then run away giggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rung doorbell then run away giggling "

Doorbell doesn't work :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rung doorbell then run away giggling

Doorbell doesn't work :p"

Oh.

.

Shag then?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Give a big hug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show him my blue lingerie all parceled up nicely in organza bags

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show him my blue lingerie all parceled up nicely in organza bags

F"

Keep them up all night!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Send them a Christmas card that says seasons greetings to you and your family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show him my blue lingerie all parceled up nicely in organza bags

F

Keep them up all night! "

Get in the middle of them two beauties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send them a Christmas card that says seasons greetings to you and your family."

Send a card back thanking them for their card and wishing them a happy new year

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Invite him to our annual barn dance and tell all our friends we met him on a hiking trip in Tibet.

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride


"Invite him to our annual barn dance and tell all our friends we met him on a hiking trip in Tibet."

Ask the mra to wear them stockings spread her legs and put my tounge to work

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Drink copious amounts of gin

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drink copious amounts of gin

Tinder "
wax on wax off to the boobies

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Drink copious amounts of gin

Tinder wax on wax off to the boobies "

Karate chop her ass.

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

CG love to have a cuppa and a natter with ya

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By *warf with a mulletMan
over a year ago

barry

Serenade with an A capella version of barbie girl,whilst kicking a pigeon.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Serenade with an A capella version of barbie girl,whilst kicking a pigeon. "

Fuck. Why not. He has a mullet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surrender to his every need...

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Surrender to his every need..."

Oh wow you're in a good mood this morning. And I'm feeling needy!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Surrender to his every need...

Oh wow you're in a good mood this morning. And I'm feeling needy!"

Have a pint and a chin wag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surrender to his every need...

Oh wow you're in a good mood this morning. And I'm feeling needy!

Have a pint and a chin wag "

Trim he’s beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait on the beach with a towel and a pina colada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spike pina colada and replace towel with body bag.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Cover in cake crumbs and set ants on him

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Cover in cake crumbs and set ants on him "

Insert into her mouth

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester


"Cover in cake crumbs and set ants on him "

Make her laugh, intrigue her then kiss her like I miss her.

While feeding her cake obviously

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over a year ago


"Cover in cake crumbs and set ants on him

Insert into her mouth "

Cover him in factor 2 so he burns to a crisp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cover in cake crumbs and set ants on him

Make her laugh, intrigue her then kiss her like I miss her.

While feeding her cake obviously "

Drown, for skipping posters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cover in cake crumbs and set ants on him

Make her laugh, intrigue her then kiss her like I miss her.

While feeding her cake obviously

Drown, for skipping posters."

Help him cover up and be he’s alibi

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Naked jacuzzi.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Naked jacuzzi. "

Chuck Fairy liquid in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked jacuzzi.

Chuck Fairy liquid in "

Ask her if I can have a closer inspection of her bushing

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Suggest he does his shirt up and go for a pint

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Suggest he does his shirt up and go for a pint"

Teach him about photo framing and where faces are and go for a pint

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Suggest he does his shirt up and go for a pint

Teach him about photo framing and where faces are and go for a pint "

Nothing

Just sit and watch

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By *ifeIsntSeriousMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"Suggest he does his shirt up and go for a pint

Teach him about photo framing and where faces are and go for a pint

Nothing

Just sit and watch "

Be her chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suggest he does his shirt up and go for a pint

Teach him about photo framing and where faces are and go for a pint

Nothing

Just sit and watch "

Put in sharpshooter until she taps out. For watching men drink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suggest he does his shirt up and go for a pint

Teach him about photo framing and where faces are and go for a pint

Nothing

Just sit and watch

Put in sharpshooter until she taps out. For watching men drink."

Do absolutely nothing

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By *nked_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Suggest he does his shirt up and go for a pint

Teach him about photo framing and where faces are and go for a pint

Nothing

Just sit and watch

Put in sharpshooter until she taps out. For watching men drink.

Do absolutely nothing "

Finally meet her for a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First.. I'm going to sit for a while and look through their pictures. Then I'll decide

F

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"First.. I'm going to sit for a while and look through their pictures. Then I'll decide

F"

Have angry sex with the odd good kiss. Her hubbie can watch and take over when she's doing my head in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First.. I'm going to sit for a while and look through their pictures. Then I'll decide

F

Have angry sex with the odd good kiss. Her hubbie can watch and take over when she's doing my head in."

10 seconds in then.

F

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"First.. I'm going to sit for a while and look through their pictures. Then I'll decide

F

Have angry sex with the odd good kiss. Her hubbie can watch and take over when she's doing my head in.

10 seconds in then.

F"

I'll give you 30. I'm quite a pain in the ass myself so I reckon I could tolerate you for a little longer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First.. I'm going to sit for a while and look through their pictures. Then I'll decide

F

Have angry sex with the odd good kiss. Her hubbie can watch and take over when she's doing my head in.

10 seconds in then.

F

I'll give you 30. I'm quite a pain in the ass myself so I reckon I could tolerate you for a little longer "

Teach him about fisting

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

Coffee because she looks dead sophisticated and then a bit of light fingering

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Coffee because she looks dead sophisticated and then a bit of light fingering "

A yoga class

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Pub crawl.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Pub crawl. "

Dress up as stormtroopers and rescue a princess.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Take them to Ruislip Lido...

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Take them to Ruislip Lido..."

Get him to take me to one of his faaancy restaurants.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Heavy flirting over cocktails

Tinder

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Even heavier flirting over a bottle of Vintage Port.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll bring some cheese and grapes.

But I'll have a kebab instead.

I don't do posh stuff.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I'll bring some cheese and grapes.

But I'll have a kebab instead.

I don't do posh stuff. "

Mud wrestle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have him lick my toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have him lick my toes"

Shall we dance…you can lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick squirty cream off his finger.

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger bash to death.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Finger bash to death."

Force feed freddos till hes sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Massage "

Eat fromage

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Have a beer

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By *nked_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Play poker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie the gentleman up. Make him (and my husband) watch me and Mrs tease the hell out of them

T

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Tie the gentleman up. Make him (and my husband) watch me and Mrs tease the hell out of them

T"

Nibble her toes

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"Play poker"

Is that strip poker ; If so k best put a few layers on as I never win

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Nothing because I am Not in your age range so its not worth trying is it?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Nothing because I am Not in your age range so its not worth trying is it?"

Enjoy a game of battleships with

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Bonk him ... ... ^

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Bonk him ... ... ^"

Coffee and a chat

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Bonk him ... ... ^

Coffee and a chat "

Give her a damn good seeing to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppy

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Cuppy "

Take her shoe shopping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuppy

Take her shoe shopping. "

No need im taking yours

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Cuppy

Take her shoe shopping.

No need im taking yours "

Get your arse down here then.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Cuppy

Take her shoe shopping.

No need im taking yours "

Costa......let's go

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Cuppy

Take her shoe shopping.

No need im taking yours

Costa......let's go "

He's buying me some Black Sheep Coffee

C

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Cuppy

Take her shoe shopping.

No need im taking yours

Costa......let's go

He's buying me some Black Sheep Coffee

C"

Oh I dunno but some sloppiness for sure

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Cuppy

Take her shoe shopping.

No need im taking yours

Costa......let's go

He's buying me some Black Sheep Coffee

C"

OK, but I'm having cream in my hot chocolate

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Cuppy

Take her shoe shopping.

No need im taking yours

Costa......let's go

He's buying me some Black Sheep Coffee

C

OK, but I'm having cream in my hot chocolate "

Def a drink with this guy. Jealously because he's in Scotland where so many hot women are and I dig the accent. Maybe we get a van and tour the sexy ladies of Scotland. Starting with some sharp like lady...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Bonk.

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