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"Evening all you filthy animals!" • GØØD evening Le Small Femme! You are this evening's F¹rst poster on the S²cond Nocturnal for this evening. Your prize is.... .... | |||
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"Where did part 1 go? "I'm a guessing it got too big... girl can dream, though?! . X | |||
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"Where did part 1 go? "• Part 1 reached boiling point very quickly due to Bøø's endless cussing and fire breathing vituperative remarks! | |||
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"Evening all you filthy animals! • GØØD evening Le Small Femme! You are this evening's F¹rst poster on the S²cond Nocturnal for this evening. Your prize is.... ...." Whoooooo! I did it. Level 69 of fab completed. High five? I'm just curious, is big Harold the boss you have to do at the end? Does anyone know??  | |||
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"Evening all you filthy animals! • GØØD evening Le Small Femme! You are this evening's F¹rst poster on the S²cond Nocturnal for this evening. Your prize is.... .... Whoooooo! I did it. Level 69 of fab completed. High five? I'm just curious, is big Harold the boss you have to do at the end? Does anyone know?? "That’s how you complete fab | |||
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"Evening all you filthy animals! • GØØD evening Le Small Femme! You are this evening's F¹rst poster on the S²cond Nocturnal for this evening. Your prize is.... .... · Whoooooo! I did it. Level 69 of fab completed. High five? I'm just curious, is big Harold the boss you have to do at the end? Does anyone know?? "• I'm sorry, I don't quite follow. Are you inebriated...? | |||
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As long as the odds are forever in your favour! "• Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly. | |||
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Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly."Not with those comments to Boo | |||
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"Evening all, I missed part 1." • Part ² was created for two reasons: for necessity and for you. Always. Good evening and felicitations to Dáìzy. Have you had a relaxing evening? | |||
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"Evening all you filthy animals! • GØØD evening Le Small Femme! You are this evening's F¹rst poster on the S²cond Nocturnal for this evening. Your prize is.... .... · Whoooooo! I did it. Level 69 of fab completed. High five? I'm just curious, is big Harold the boss you have to do at the end? Does anyone know??
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I'm sorry, I don't quite follow. Are you inebriated...? "
Not this time no.
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As long as the odds are forever in your favour!
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Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly.
Not with those comments to Boo "• Even Bøø has her limitations. Have you seen her handle a cock? She can barely handle her drink!  | |||
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" You better start running in your posh shiny shoes, I'll give you head " Wahey, Good evening all x | |||
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"Evening all you filthy animals! • GØØD evening Le Small Femme! You are this evening's F¹rst poster on the S²cond Nocturnal for this evening. Your prize is.... .... · Whoooooo! I did it. Level 69 of fab completed. High five? I'm just curious, is big Harold the boss you have to do at the end? Does anyone know??
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I'm sorry, I don't quite follow. Are you inebriated...?
Not this time no.
You'd be able tell when I get more sexual with my threads.
I think "• Oh yes, I recall... it's when you start sending me photos of your synthetic phallus. | |||
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You better start running in your posh shiny shoes, I'll give you a head start "• Never mind the "start". Just give me a head. | |||
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I’m surprised you’re still alive after that comment
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I love and live dangerously.
As long as the odds are forever in your favour!
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Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly.
Not with those comments to Boo
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Even Bøø has her limitations. Have you seen her handle a cock? She can barely handle her drink! "^^ he has a death wish  | |||
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" You better start running in your posh shiny shoes, I'll give you head Wahey, Good evening all x" • Finally!! The thinking man's crumpet! Good evening Jennie. † | |||
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Part 1 reached boiling point very quickly due to Bøø's endless cussing and fire breathing vituperative remarks!
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I’m surprised you’re still alive after that comment
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I love and live dangerously.
As long as the odds are forever in your favour!
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Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly.
Not with those comments to Boo
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Even Bøø has her limitations. Have you seen her handle a cock? She can barely handle her drink!
^^ he has a death wish "• | |||
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" You better start running in your posh shiny shoes, I'll give you head Wahey, Good evening all x" Hey gorgeous  | |||
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"What happens on Friday? Are you uncorking a vintage bottle of Port?" Payday, so having a little splurge. | |||
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"Evening all you filthy animals! • GØØD evening Le Small Femme! You are this evening's F¹rst poster on the S²cond Nocturnal for this evening. Your prize is.... .... · Whoooooo! I did it. Level 69 of fab completed. High five? I'm just curious, is big Harold the boss you have to do at the end? Does anyone know??
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I'm sorry, I don't quite follow. Are you inebriated...?
Not this time no.
You'd be able tell when I get more sexual with my threads.
I think
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Oh yes, I recall... it's when you start sending me photos of your synthetic phallus. "You wish! | |||
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Part 1 reached boiling point very quickly due to Bøø's endless cussing and fire breathing vituperative remarks!
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I’m surprised you’re still alive after that comment
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I love and live dangerously.
As long as the odds are forever in your favour!
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Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly.
Not with those comments to Boo
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Even Bøø has her limitations. Have you seen her handle a cock? She can barely handle her drink!
^^ he has a death wish "He really does! | |||
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" You better start running in your posh shiny shoes, I'll give you head Wahey, Good evening all x Hey gorgeous "Hello you, permanent resident if my dreams x | |||
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I love and live dangerously.
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You better start running in your posh shiny shoes, I'll give you a head start
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Never mind the "start". Just give me a head. "You're so bloody short I'd have to be laying on the floor to reach your "head" instead of my knees! | |||
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"Where did part 1 go?
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Part 1 reached boiling point very quickly due to Bøø's endless cussing and fire breathing vituperative remarks!
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I’m surprised you’re still alive after that comment
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I love and live dangerously.
As long as the odds are forever in your favour!
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Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly.
Not with those comments to Boo
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Even Bøø has her limitations. Have you seen her handle a cock? She can barely handle her drink!
^^ he has a death wish "It'll never change. I think the danger of it all excites him. | |||
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" You better start running in your posh shiny shoes, I'll give you head Wahey, Good evening all x Hey gorgeous
Hello you, permanent resident if my dreams x"Am I now? I’ve still got giant hamsters in my dreams… don’t ask | |||
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Part 1 reached boiling point very quickly due to Bøø's endless cussing and fire breathing vituperative remarks!
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I’m surprised you’re still alive after that comment
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I love and live dangerously.
As long as the odds are forever in your favour!
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Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly.
Not with those comments to Boo
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Even Bøø has her limitations. Have you seen her handle a cock? She can barely handle her drink! "I'm perfectly capable of holding my drink in one hand and a cock in the other | |||
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Part 1 reached boiling point very quickly due to Bøø's endless cussing and fire breathing vituperative remarks!
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I’m surprised you’re still alive after that comment
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I love and live dangerously.
As long as the odds are forever in your favour!
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Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly.
Not with those comments to Boo
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Even Bøø has her limitations. Have you seen her handle a cock? She can barely handle her drink!
^^ he has a death wish
It'll never change.
I think the danger of it all excites him."I think so too… but he forgets that Boo would eat him for breakfast…. | |||
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"What happens on Friday? Are you uncorking a vintage bottle of Port? Payday, so having a little splurge. " • It's always lovely to treat oneself. We all need our inner respite. | |||
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" You better start running in your posh shiny shoes, I'll give you head Wahey, Good evening all x Hey gorgeous
Hello you, permanent resident if my dreams x
Am I now? I’ve still got giant hamsters in my dreams… don’t ask "What a coincidence. I have just purchased a sexy hamster costume! | |||
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Part 1 reached boiling point very quickly due to Bøø's endless cussing and fire breathing vituperative remarks!
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I’m surprised you’re still alive after that comment
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I love and live dangerously.
As long as the odds are forever in your favour!
•
Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly.
Not with those comments to Boo
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Even Bøø has her limitations. Have you seen her handle a cock? She can barely handle her drink!
^^ he has a death wish
It'll never change.
I think the danger of it all excites him.
I think so too… but he forgets that Boo would eat him for breakfast…. "And still have room for a muffin! | |||
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Never mind the "start". Just give me a head.
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"I knew you could get great breasts and thighs from birds, but why didn’t anyone tell me you could also get a lovely rump too? "Parson's nose? | |||
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"Where did part 1 go?
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Part 1 reached boiling point very quickly due to Bøø's endless cussing and fire breathing vituperative remarks!
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I’m surprised you’re still alive after that comment
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I love and live dangerously.
As long as the odds are forever in your favour!
•
Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly.
Not with those comments to Boo
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Even Bøø has her limitations. Have you seen her handle a cock? She can barely handle her drink!
^^ he has a death wish
It'll never change.
I think the danger of it all excites him.
I think so too… but he forgets that Boo would eat him for breakfast….
And still have room for a muffin! "I love how his so brave on here, but in person stood next to me his like a shy teenager not knowing what to do with himself ha ha | |||
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" You better start running in your posh shiny shoes, I'll give you head Wahey, Good evening all x Hey gorgeous
Hello you, permanent resident if my dreams x
Am I now? I’ve still got giant hamsters in my dreams… don’t ask
What a coincidence.
I have just purchased a sexy hamster costume! "Ooh… that would be marvellous when we do that thing we said  | |||
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"I knew you could get great breasts and thighs from birds, but why didn’t anyone tell me you could also get a lovely rump too? "• Don't you go starting on Bøø now! Mind you, she does have a fine rump / derrière. | |||
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"I knew you could get great breasts and thighs from birds, but why didn’t anyone tell me you could also get a lovely rump too? "Rump? I love a good rump | |||
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"I love and live dangerously.
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Never mind the "start". Just give me a head.
You're so bloody short I'd have to be laying on the floor to reach your "head" instead of my knees!
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Laying? Bøø, when are you never horizontal? "I'm selective who I go horizontal for | |||
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"Where did part 1 go?
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Part 1 reached boiling point very quickly due to Bøø's endless cussing and fire breathing vituperative remarks!
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I’m surprised you’re still alive after that comment
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I love and live dangerously.
As long as the odds are forever in your favour!
•
Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly.
Not with those comments to Boo
•
Even Bøø has her limitations. Have you seen her handle a cock? She can barely handle her drink!
^^ he has a death wish
It'll never change.
I think the danger of it all excites him.
I think so too… but he forgets that Boo would eat him for breakfast….
And still have room for a muffin!
I love how his so brave on here, but in person stood next to me his like a shy teenager not knowing what to do with himself ha ha "He is honestly so far over the line now even I would smack his arse. And that takes real effort for me | |||
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"I love how his so brave on here, but in person stood next to me his like a shy teenager not knowing what to do with himself ha ha " • Bøø, you're always so congenial with me when we meet. | |||
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" You better start running in your posh shiny shoes, I'll give you head Wahey, Good evening all x Hey gorgeous
Hello you, permanent resident if my dreams x
Am I now? I’ve still got giant hamsters in my dreams… don’t ask
What a coincidence.
I have just purchased a sexy hamster costume!
Ooh… that would be marvellous when we do that thing we said "Can I watch please!? I promise I'll be quiet | |||
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"I knew you could get great breasts and thighs from birds, but why didn’t anyone tell me you could also get a lovely rump too?
Rump? I love a good rump "So do I! Puddle Duck has a good rump I’ve heard/seen | |||
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"I knew you could get great breasts and thighs from birds, but why didn’t anyone tell me you could also get a lovely rump too?
Rump? I love a good rump
So do I! Puddle Duck has a good rump I’ve heard/seen "Princess Puddle is utterly gorgeous | |||
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"I love how his so brave on here, but in person stood next to me his like a shy teenager not knowing what to do with himself ha ha • Bøø, you're always so congenial with me when we meet." Mind. Blown. Boo and Nero in the same place at the same time? I always thought you were the same person! | |||
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"I knew you could get great breasts and thighs from birds, but why didn’t anyone tell me you could also get a lovely rump too?
Rump? I love a good rump
So do I! Puddle Duck has a good rump I’ve heard/seen "• It's true! | |||
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" You better start running in your posh shiny shoes, I'll give you head Wahey, Good evening all x Hey gorgeous
Hello you, permanent resident if my dreams x
Am I now? I’ve still got giant hamsters in my dreams… don’t ask
What a coincidence.
I have just purchased a sexy hamster costume!
Ooh… that would be marvellous when we do that thing we said
Can I watch please!? I promise I'll be quiet "You’ll have to ask Jennie darling | |||
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" You better start running in your posh shiny shoes, I'll give you head Wahey, Good evening all x Hey gorgeous
Hello you, permanent resident if my dreams x
Am I now? I’ve still got giant hamsters in my dreams… don’t ask
What a coincidence.
I have just purchased a sexy hamster costume!
Ooh… that would be marvellous when we do that thing we said
Can I watch please!? I promise I'll be quiet
You’ll have to ask Jennie darling "Only if you wrap yourself in bandages and call me Nefertiti | |||
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"Evening all What a day, what a week!!! I’m just going to sink into a comfy seat and request an ale please" • Good evening MístyPèaks. What an arduous week indeed. I hope your  is on the road to recovery. I have a rare ale for you, one from last season's barrel.  | |||
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"I'm in bed. Keeping out of the politics of this thread "• I concur. How on Earth I get dragged into all the drama and fuss on these threads is beyond me. I'm just sitting next to the Nocturnal hearth, savouring the scented candles and minding my own business as I host this evening's Nocturnal. | |||
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"I knew you could get great breasts and thighs from birds, but why didn’t anyone tell me you could also get a lovely rump too?
Rump? I love a good rump
So do I! Puddle Duck has a good rump I’ve heard/seen
Princess Puddle is utterly gorgeous "I’m a little besotted by her pictures, they’re rather marvellous  | |||
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"I love how his so brave on here, but in person stood next to me his like a shy teenager not knowing what to do with himself ha ha • Bøø, you're always so congenial with me when we meet. Mind. Blown. Boo and Nero in the same place at the same time? I always thought you were the same person! " No, we are two people, even though he does keep trying to steal my lingerie | |||
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"I knew you could get great breasts and thighs from birds, but why didn’t anyone tell me you could also get a lovely rump too?
Rump? I love a good rump
So do I! Puddle Duck has a good rump I’ve heard/seen
Princess Puddle is utterly gorgeous
I’m a little besotted by her pictures, they’re rather marvellous "They really are | |||
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Part 1 reached boiling point very quickly due to Bøø's endless cussing and fire breathing vituperative remarks!
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I’m surprised you’re still alive after that comment
•
I love and live dangerously.
As long as the odds are forever in your favour!
•
Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly.
Not with those comments to Boo
•
Even Bøø has her limitations. Have you seen her handle a cock? She can barely handle her drink!
^^ he has a death wish
It'll never change.
I think the danger of it all excites him.
I think so too… but he forgets that Boo would eat him for breakfast….
And still have room for a muffin!
I love how his so brave on here, but in person stood next to me his like a shy teenager not knowing what to do with himself ha ha
He is honestly so far over the line now even I would smack his arse. And that takes real effort for me "LB, you can have him.... | |||
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"Evening all xxx" • Good evening to ¶BlasphemousGirl¶ Welcome to the Nocturnal. Tell me, are those Manolo Blahnik heels that you are wearing?  | |||
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Part 1 reached boiling point very quickly due to Bøø's endless cussing and fire breathing vituperative remarks!
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I’m surprised you’re still alive after that comment
•
I love and live dangerously.
As long as the odds are forever in your favour!
•
Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly.
Not with those comments to Boo
•
Even Bøø has her limitations. Have you seen her handle a cock? She can barely handle her drink!
^^ he has a death wish
It'll never change.
I think the danger of it all excites him.
I think so too… but he forgets that Boo would eat him for breakfast….
And still have room for a muffin!
I love how his so brave on here, but in person stood next to me his like a shy teenager not knowing what to do with himself ha ha
He is honestly so far over the line now even I would smack his arse. And that takes real effort for me
LB, you can have him.... " | |||
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" You better start running in your posh shiny shoes, I'll give you head Wahey, Good evening all x Hey gorgeous
Hello you, permanent resident if my dreams x
Am I now? I’ve still got giant hamsters in my dreams… don’t ask
What a coincidence.
I have just purchased a sexy hamster costume!
Ooh… that would be marvellous when we do that thing we said
Can I watch please!? I promise I'll be quiet
You’ll have to ask Jennie darling
Only if you wrap yourself in bandages and call me Nefertiti "• Can't say Pharaoh than that.  | |||
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"Where did part 1 go?
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Part 1 reached boiling point very quickly due to Bøø's endless cussing and fire breathing vituperative remarks!
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I’m surprised you’re still alive after that comment
•
I love and live dangerously.
As long as the odds are forever in your favour!
•
Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly.
Not with those comments to Boo
•
Even Bøø has her limitations. Have you seen her handle a cock? She can barely handle her drink!
^^ he has a death wish
It'll never change.
I think the danger of it all excites him.
I think so too… but he forgets that Boo would eat him for breakfast….
And still have room for a muffin!
I love how his so brave on here, but in person stood next to me his like a shy teenager not knowing what to do with himself ha ha
He is honestly so far over the line now even I would smack his arse. And that takes real effort for me
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"I love how his so brave on here, but in person stood next to me his like a shy teenager not knowing what to do with himself ha ha • Bøø, you're always so congenial with me when we meet. Mind. Blown. Boo and Nero in the same place at the same time? I always thought you were the same person! No, we are two people, even though he does keep trying to steal my lingerie" • She stole my heart / I pilfered her lingerie. It's an unfair exchange.  | |||
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"Where did part 1 go?
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Part 1 reached boiling point very quickly due to Bøø's endless cussing and fire breathing vituperative remarks!
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I’m surprised you’re still alive after that comment
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I love and live dangerously.
As long as the odds are forever in your favour!
•
Good evening and Welcøme YourNextDistraction! I'm hoping to improve my odds significantly.
Not with those comments to Boo
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Even Bøø has her limitations. Have you seen her handle a cock? She can barely handle her drink!
^^ he has a death wish
It'll never change.
I think the danger of it all excites him.
I think so too… but he forgets that Boo would eat him for breakfast….
And still have room for a muffin!
I love how his so brave on here, but in person stood next to me his like a shy teenager not knowing what to do with himself ha ha
He is honestly so far over the line now even I would smack his arse. And that takes real effort for me
You can borrow my hand if it helps? "Thank you darling. That’s most kind. He has been far from a gentleman tonight… | |||
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"Evening all What a day, what a week!!! I’m just going to sink into a comfy seat and request an ale please • Good evening MístyPèaks. What an arduous week indeed. I hope your is on the road to recovery. I have a rare ale for you, one from last season's barrel. "You’re a darling. Yes the very expensive injection has worked already. Thank you for asking xx Lovely ale. Cheers | |||
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"I love how his so brave on here, but in person stood next to me his like a shy teenager not knowing what to do with himself ha ha • Bøø, you're always so congenial with me when we meet. Mind. Blown. Boo and Nero in the same place at the same time? I always thought you were the same person! No, we are two people, even though he does keep trying to steal my lingerie • She stole my heart / I pilfered her lingerie. It's an unfair exchange. "I'll say. Decent lingerie is proper expensive | |||
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"Evening all What a day, what a week!!! I’m just going to sink into a comfy seat and request an ale please • Good evening MístyPèaks. What an arduous week indeed. I hope your is on the road to recovery. I have a rare ale for you, one from last season's barrel.
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"Evening all What a day, what a week!!! I’m just going to sink into a comfy seat and request an ale please • Good evening MístyPèaks. What an arduous week indeed. I hope your is on the road to recovery. I have a rare ale for you, one from last season's barrel.
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You’re a darling. Yes the very expensive injection has worked already. Thank you for asking xx
Lovely ale. Cheers
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Thank goodness for Aunty Biotics."The injection was a pain killer/anti inflammatory | |||
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"Evening all What a day, what a week!!! I’m just going to sink into a comfy seat and request an ale please • Good evening MístyPèaks. What an arduous week indeed. I hope your is on the road to recovery. I have a rare ale for you, one from last season's barrel.
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The injection was a pain killer/anti inflammatory "• Hopefully he's on the mend and back to his usual cheery pooch self!  | |||
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" You better start running in your posh shiny shoes, I'll give you head Wahey, Good evening all x Hey gorgeous
Hello you, permanent resident if my dreams x
Am I now? I’ve still got giant hamsters in my dreams… don’t ask
What a coincidence.
I have just purchased a sexy hamster costume!
Ooh… that would be marvellous when we do that thing we said
Can I watch please!? I promise I'll be quiet
You’ll have to ask Jennie darling
Only if you wrap yourself in bandages and call me Nefertiti
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"It's actually cold up north. We haven't had many hot nights. Not anywhere I've been anyway. Just the usual. Racing mind. • Sometimes, just like you, when I'm lying in bed struggling to sleep, I experience racing thoughts of a random nature. Very peculiar. I was once told to keep a notepad next to the bed. Any thoughts, write them down, and they'll be gone from your head. Now that should rhyme. I'm sure it was a rhyme when it was passed to me... " • You're a genius with your spontaneous prose! | |||
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Can I read the other parts on catch up? "• Good evening FunnFRiends! Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship! | |||
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"It's actually cold up north. We haven't had many hot nights. Not anywhere I've been anyway. Just the usual. Racing mind. • Sometimes, just like you, when I'm lying in bed struggling to sleep, I experience racing thoughts of a random nature. Very peculiar. I was once told to keep a notepad next to the bed. Any thoughts, write them down, and they'll be gone from your head. Now that should rhyme. I'm sure it was a rhyme when it was passed to me... " This actually works really well | |||
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" You better start running in your posh shiny shoes, I'll give you head Wahey, Good evening all x Hey gorgeous
Hello you, permanent resident if my dreams x
Am I now? I’ve still got giant hamsters in my dreams… don’t ask
What a coincidence.
I have just purchased a sexy hamster costume!
Ooh… that would be marvellous when we do that thing we said
Can I watch please!? I promise I'll be quiet
You’ll have to ask Jennie darling
Only if you wrap yourself in bandages and call me Nefertiti
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"It's actually cold up north. We haven't had many hot nights. Not anywhere I've been anyway. Just the usual. Racing mind. • Sometimes, just like you, when I'm lying in bed struggling to sleep, I experience racing thoughts of a random nature. Very peculiar. I was once told to keep a notepad next to the bed. Any thoughts, write them down, and they'll be gone from your head. Now that should rhyme. I'm sure it was a rhyme when it was passed to me... • You're a genius with your spontaneous prose! "I do try occasionally | |||
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"It's actually cold up north. We haven't had many hot nights. Not anywhere I've been anyway. Just the usual. Racing mind. • Sometimes, just like you, when I'm lying in bed struggling to sleep, I experience racing thoughts of a random nature. Very peculiar. I was once told to keep a notepad next to the bed. Any thoughts, write them down, and they'll be gone from your head. Now that should rhyme. I'm sure it was a rhyme when it was passed to me... • You're a genius with your spontaneous prose!
I do try occasionally "• You fit rather well in this here Nocturnal Fellowship, gentle soul. | |||
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"Hey how's everyone doing " • Good evening and he||o to subdj. Welcome to the eponymous Nocturnal Thread! | |||
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"Never usually up this late hopefully I will get home by 1.30 and get to bed by 2 as I'm up at 6am
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Good evening and Nocturnal Greetings to The love cats ². So it's a late finish and then an early start? You're burning the candles at both ends. "Yes I'm going to be struggling tomorrow I'm not a Night owl. Good evening everyone going to hit the road now, have a lovely fun nocturnal. | |||
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Good evening and Nocturnal Greetings to The love cats ². So it's a late finish and then an early start? You're burning the candles at both ends.
Yes I'm going to be struggling tomorrow I'm not a Night owl. Good evening everyone going to hit the road now, have a lovely fun nocturnal. "• Safe travels and safe journey. | |||
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"Is it safe to come back in now Nero? Has your dog on heat moment passed now? • Good evening Bøø! How are you this evening? How about lunch before walking into the next CNL? After your insults tonight I'd expect nothing short of a posh banquet meal! Absofuckinglutely "• You're supposed to be my advocate! | |||
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"Is it safe to come back in now Nero? Has your dog on heat moment passed now? • Good evening Bøø! How are you this evening? How about lunch before walking into the next CNL? After your insults tonight I'd expect nothing short of a posh banquet meal! Absofuckinglutely
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"Salutations Nero and nocturnal folk. What are all these ducks and little birdies doing awake at this hour, most peculiar. Strange things are afoot in the forest! "Hi lovely. I just nanna napped earlier so now I’m wide awake | |||
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"Is it safe to come back in now Nero? Has your dog on heat moment passed now? • Good evening Bøø! How are you this evening? How about lunch before walking into the next CNL? After your insults tonight I'd expect nothing short of a posh banquet meal! Absofuckinglutely
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"Is it safe to come back in now Nero? Has your dog on heat moment passed now? • Good evening Bøø! How are you this evening? How about lunch before walking into the next CNL? · After your insults tonight I'd expect nothing short of a posh banquet meal! • No chips then??
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"Is it safe to come back in now Nero? Has your dog on heat moment passed now? • Good evening Bøø! How are you this evening? How about lunch before walking into the next CNL? After your insults tonight I'd expect nothing short of a posh banquet meal! Absofuckinglutely
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"Is it safe to come back in now Nero? Has your dog on heat moment passed now? • Good evening Bøø! How are you this evening? How about lunch before walking into the next CNL? · After your insults tonight I'd expect nothing short of a posh banquet meal! • No chips then??
Can still get chips at posh restaurants
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I'll wear what the hell I choose too, if I want to walk in wearing some form of bondage strappy number with nipple tassles then I god damn will....."° Burger Kink it is then! | |||
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"Is it safe to come back in now Nero? Has your dog on heat moment passed now? • Good evening Bøø! How are you this evening? How about lunch before walking into the next CNL? · After your insults tonight I'd expect nothing short of a posh banquet meal! • No chips then??
Can still get chips at posh restaurants
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"Salutations Nero and nocturnal folk. What are all these ducks and little birdies doing awake at this hour, most peculiar. Strange things are afoot in the forest!
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Hansoffate, my fine esteemed fellow. Good evening. There are activities afoot in the busy Nocturnal this evening. Most of the incumbents are diurnal but this evening they are inexplicably wide awake. "Quite a remarkable phenomena. Although, I am quite sure: it is in no small measure, attributable to your propitious presence. | |||
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