FabSwingers.com forum: Proof you’ve been on fab too long

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s the typical signs you sense when you know you’ve been here long enough ?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"What’s the typical signs you sense when you know you’ve been here long enough ?

Seen over a 1000 men struggle on fab threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t need to look at a profile name you know who it is by what they say

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You’ve literally done most on here and are now having ‘second go’s’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don’t need to look at a profile name you know who it is by what they say "

You see a profile name and know EXACTlY what they will say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've said "welcome back!" to a returning user for the 50th time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of people without face pics, insisting you show your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When everyone annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've said "welcome back!" to a returning user for the 50th time"

Sorry.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Fabswingers.com is kinda burnt into the top of my screen, no matter what app I'm on it's still there somehow.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Fabswingers.com is kinda burnt into the top of my screen, no matter what app I'm on it's still there somehow."

The same as you’re pierced nips are burnt on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know the days of the week by the profile themes.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

When all you need to type is F, and auto types first suggestion is fabswingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your phone provider no longer questions a £5 premium text

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Fabswingers.com is kinda burnt into the top of my screen, no matter what app I'm on it's still there somehow.

The same as you’re pierced nips are burnt on mine

They aren't tit's they're lasers.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know the days of the week by the profile themes."

I only know what day it is by what body part I get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when it's past 10pm and you'll regret staying up late the next day.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"You know the days of the week by the profile themes.

I only know what day it is by what body part I get out

This!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Typing brackets round emojis on a text message

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

I get pins and needles in my hands…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know the days of the week by the profile themes."

Haha

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Typing brackets round emojis on a text message

Oh I've nearly done that so many times! Does that mean we need a break?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Typing brackets round emojis on a text message

Oh I've nearly done that so many times! Does that mean we need a break?

Possibly

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Your fuckit list is completed.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When all you need to type is F, and auto types first suggestion is fabswingers "

I still have to type Fa before that comes up .. I'm obviously an amateur haha

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

You have completed it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When nothing sexual shocks you anymore

And your first thought is

Is it for me yes or no but you aren’t taken back shocked or anything

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You have completed it..."

Have you?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"When all you need to type is F, and auto types first suggestion is fabswingers

I still have to type Fa before that comes up .. I'm obviously an amateur haha"

Keep coming back young un it'll happen

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When all you need to type is F, and auto types first suggestion is fabswingers

I still have to type Fa before that comes up .. I'm obviously an amateur haha

Keep coming back young un it'll happen "

Aww he called me young

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

When it feels like Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I close my eyes I can see the forums scroll by inside my skull.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"When it feels like Facebook

It’s better than Facebook.

And you don’t get banned for using the word cunt

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"When all you need to type is F, and auto types first suggestion is fabswingers

I still have to type Fa before that comes up .. I'm obviously an amateur haha

Keep coming back young un it'll happen

Aww he called me young

Only cuz I have an abcess and am delusional with fever

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"You’ve literally done most on here and are now having ‘second go’s’

Ah well clearly I'm an amateur

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"When it feels like Facebook

It’s better than Facebook.

And you don’t get banned for using the word cunt

Wouldn't know. Don't use Facebook. But I do say cunt quite a lot

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When it feels like Facebook

It’s better than Facebook.

And you don’t get banned for using the word cunt

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"When it feels like Facebook

It’s better than Facebook.

And you don’t get banned for using the word cunt

Wouldn't know. Don't use Facebook. But I do say cunt quite a lot

I don’t use Facebook…. Any more

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I get pins and needles in my hands… "

Your holding it to tight

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I get pins and needles in my hands…

Your holding it to tight "

There is no other way to hold it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You watch pornhub thinking it’s a soap opera.

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

[Removed by poster at 19/07/23 20:58:12]

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"When it feels like Facebook

It’s better than Facebook.

And you don’t get banned for using the word cunt

Wouldn't know. Don't use Facebook. But I do say cunt quite a lot

I don’t use Facebook…. Any more

But how do you know what so and so are having for lunch?

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

When you realise most everyone is a time wasting fantasist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've said "welcome back!" to a returning user for the 50th time

Sorry."

I'll always be there to welcome you back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise just how magical Fab is...

I mean... the years disappear yet the inches grow miraculously all by themselves

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

When you no longer look at profiles and go straight to the forums .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You log out, go to your home screen, then open Fab up again. It's not what I wanted to do!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"When it feels like Facebook

It’s better than Facebook.

And you don’t get banned for using the word cunt

Wouldn't know. Don't use Facebook. But I do say cunt quite a lot

I don’t use Facebook…. Any more

But how do you know what so and so are having for lunch?

That’s all on insta these days. I got banned off there too

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I get pins and needles in my hands…

Your holding it to tight

There is no other way to hold it

I got ring on mine so don't need to hold it tight

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"When it feels like Facebook

It’s better than Facebook.

And you don’t get banned for using the word cunt

Wouldn't know. Don't use Facebook. But I do say cunt quite a lot

I don’t use Facebook…. Any more

But how do you know what so and so are having for lunch?

That’s all on insta these days. I got banned off there too

Haven't done that one. Guess I'm not down wiv da yoot

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"When it feels like Facebook

It’s better than Facebook.

And you don’t get banned for using the word cunt

Wouldn't know. Don't use Facebook. But I do say cunt quite a lot

I don’t use Facebook…. Any more

But how do you know what so and so are having for lunch?

That’s all on insta these days. I got banned off there too

Haven't done that one. Guess I'm not down wiv da yoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're constantly refreshing the forums at 1am like "c'mon, do something..."

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

You are desensitised to cocks pics

You don’t raise an eyebrow now to how many people don’t say they are married/with partner on their profile

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I actually think I have been on fab too long

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"When you realise most everyone is a time wasting fantasist "

Or their opening response you can tell they've no intention of really meeting, ever!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I actually think I have been on fab too long

Pffftttt I’ve got underpants older than the time you’ve been on here

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