FabSwingers.com forum: Turkey

By *nlyFrans OP Man
over a year ago

Teeth

Why oh why do people do this to their teeth and then come out the other side looking like Shergar or some other horse, like Mr Ed maybe or anything that the legend Tonto rode?

Not only that, coupled with fish lips it must be one of the most deplorable procedures going. It is an immediate turn off of the highest order.

Pricey is an example of how not to fuck yourself up and if people are following her as an example along with her equally abhorrent sidekick, Twatona, the future of female natural beauty is doomed.

All these 'beauty' salons on high streets, all these millions of procedures you can have done ffs. STOP!

I was watching an 80's documentary the other day and I was in awe of how funky, natural, gorgeous and just cool looking women were back then, I was an 80s party animal and loved those times, fashion, music and all that good stuff. Nowadays it's a sham. Love Island and all those wannabes are a problem.

Turkey teeth, fish lips and anything Madonna has had done, including Jocelyn Wildenstein ( who I think is Pricey's Mum ) don't belong on this planet.

Furthermore, I ban these procedures with immediate effect and announce anyone along the lines of those mentioned with those type of comedic features really needs to find a mirror. I am no oil painting but I don't fook about with what I was born with.

Sidenote: Might have my cock lengthened and my man tits sorting out though.

Have a good day and I feel great I've got that off my mind