FabSwingers.com forum: Lure me from my novel (a helpful thread)

By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

So. You're a bit horny and would like to have a meet. But your armchair/ blanket fort plus novel/ Netflix is easier and is singing its siren song.

What do you see in a profile (of any demographic) that makes meeting them more attractive than staying at home and finding out what happens to Detective Whatstheirface?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

The minge twitch.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Actually, it is more likely to be a quirky forum post.

Something, that makes me think I would like to spend some time with this person.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"The minge twitch."

Behave

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Countless bareback shots, makes my precum flow...

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Countless bareback shots, makes my precum flow..."

you ask for a helpful thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most men's profiles off-forum are full of pussy desiccant (can't think where I found that gem).

I enjoy some wit, a suit and a complete absense of the word "fun". Not that it matters as not meeting but..I am still perving. "

Fixed it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is this code? Are you giving us code? Are we now supposed to try and actually get this to happen?

Asking for a friend that you don't know at all.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

That bit between the waist and penis - on a man’s profile obviously.

The bit you hang on to when you’re riding them.

That bit makes me put down Inspector Montabano

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"The minge twitch.

Behave"

Physiology, my friend

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this code? Are you giving us code? Are we now supposed to try and actually get this to happen?

Asking for a friend that you don't know at all. "

Me, personally? No.

CG asked why we can't have helpful threads rather than bashing each other. So here, I tried. What makes a person a more attractive proposition than staying at home?

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"The minge twitch.

Behave

Physiology, my friend

I have a fire for that!

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

*cure

Bloody autocarrot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What could tempt me? Someone over 60

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is this code? Are you giving us code? Are we now supposed to try and actually get this to happen?

Asking for a friend that you don't know at all.

Me, personally? No.

CG asked why we can't have helpful threads rather than bashing each other. So here, I tried. What makes a person a more attractive proposition than staying at home?"

Pfft out then!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's more about what I usually glean, interpret and discern from their opening message which then, assuming I'm piqued, makes me instinctively look at their profile.

I look for unconventional narrative, humour and some sarcasm. A few 'vanilla-esque' photographs which are suggestive and creative but not crass or vulgar.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The minge twitch.

Behave

Physiology, my friend

I have a fire for that!

I'm not sure if that's kinky or threatening

(yes I've seen your correction, I'm joking)

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Most men's profiles off-forum are full of pussy desiccant (can't think where I found that gem).

I enjoy some wit, a suit and a complete absense of the word "fun". Not that it matters as not meeting but..I am still perving.

Fixed it

I am enjoying the term 'pussy desiccant'. What's the male equivalent I wonder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% sods law I'm contacted by just such a profile but....I'm in middle of a house clean, my hair looks like an explosion in a mattress factory and even my dog would be affronted to be seen out with me

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Is this code? Are you giving us code? Are we now supposed to try and actually get this to happen?

Asking for a friend that you don't know at all.

Me, personally? No.

CG asked why we can't have helpful threads rather than bashing each other. So here, I tried. What makes a person a more attractive proposition than staying at home?"

OK, so I'll give a serious answer Swing, my I did so I will...

What would makes someone an attractive appealing prospect for me to meet and put down my book, Netflix etc.

1. Is communication a two way street, is she just as invested in it as I am.

2. Does she take intrest in my life outside of the primary purpose of sex, as that's why we're here firstly. But does she ask questions about me as a person.

3. How we vibe on a personality level, is thr conversation one of humour banter, but also have strands of seriousness...its not just about that psychical attraction for me

4. Do we have shared common interests sexually.

5. How easy going is she, does she expect the ridiculous full of demands and unrealistic expectations if so then see ya later, your not for me.

I hope that helps Swings..

5. Is there

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Most men's profiles off-forum are full of pussy desiccant (can't think where I found that gem).

I enjoy some wit, a suit and a complete absense of the word "fun". Not that it matters as not meeting but..I am still perving.

Fixed it

I am enjoying the term 'pussy desiccant'. What's the male equivalent I wonder?"

Dick drooper? Cock softener?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most men's profiles off-forum are full of pussy desiccant (can't think where I found that gem).

I enjoy some wit, a suit and a complete absense of the word "fun". Not that it matters as not meeting but..I am still perving.

Fixed it

I am enjoying the term 'pussy desiccant'. What's the male equivalent I wonder?"

I may have borrowed it. From the OP.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"The minge twitch.

Behave

Physiology, my friend

I have a fire for that!

I'm not sure if that's kinky or threatening

(yes I've seen your correction, I'm joking)"

Hot though

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"It's more about what I usually glean, interpret and discern from their opening message which then, assuming I'm piqued, makes me instinctively look at their profile.

I look for unconventional narrative, humour and some sarcasm. A few 'vanilla-esque' photographs which are suggestive and creative but not crass or vulgar."

Does that work when the first message is FAF?

Asking for a friend

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this code? Are you giving us code? Are we now supposed to try and actually get this to happen?

Asking for a friend that you don't know at all.

Me, personally? No.

CG asked why we can't have helpful threads rather than bashing each other. So here, I tried. What makes a person a more attractive proposition than staying at home?

OK, so I'll give a serious answer Swing, my I did so I will...

What would makes someone an attractive appealing prospect for me to meet and put down my book, Netflix etc.

1. Is communication a two way street, is she just as invested in it as I am.

2. Does she take intrest in my life outside of the primary purpose of sex, as that's why we're here firstly. But does she ask questions about me as a person.

3. How we vibe on a personality level, is thr conversation one of humour banter, but also have strands of seriousness...its not just about that psychical attraction for me

4. Do we have shared common interests sexually.

5. How easy going is she, does she expect the ridiculous full of demands and unrealistic expectations if so then see ya later, your not for me.

I hope that helps Swings..

5. Is there"

I think a lot of us would be on board with that

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"The minge twitch.

Behave

Physiology, my friend

I have a fire for that!

I'm not sure if that's kinky or threatening

(yes I've seen your correction, I'm joking)

Hot though

I can honestly say I preferred pre-autocorrect version

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Is this code? Are you giving us code? Are we now supposed to try and actually get this to happen?

Asking for a friend that you don't know at all.

Me, personally? No.

CG asked why we can't have helpful threads rather than bashing each other. So here, I tried. What makes a person a more attractive proposition than staying at home?

OK, so I'll give a serious answer Swing, my I did so I will...

What would makes someone an attractive appealing prospect for me to meet and put down my book, Netflix etc.

1. Is communication a two way street, is she just as invested in it as I am.

2. Does she take intrest in my life outside of the primary purpose of sex, as that's why we're here firstly. But does she ask questions about me as a person.

3. How we vibe on a personality level, is thr conversation one of humour banter, but also have strands of seriousness...its not just about that psychical attraction for me

4. Do we have shared common interests sexually.

5. How easy going is she, does she expect the ridiculous full of demands and unrealistic expectations if so then see ya later, your not for me.

I hope that helps Swings..

Winner! Thread closed.

Mrs TMN x

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Is this code? Are you giving us code? Are we now supposed to try and actually get this to happen?

Asking for a friend that you don't know at all.

Me, personally? No.

CG asked why we can't have helpful threads rather than bashing each other. So here, I tried. What makes a person a more attractive proposition than staying at home?

OK, so I'll give a serious answer Swing, my I did so I will...

What would makes someone an attractive appealing prospect for me to meet and put down my book, Netflix etc.

1. Is communication a two way street, is she just as invested in it as I am.

2. Does she take intrest in my life outside of the primary purpose of sex, as that's why we're here firstly. But does she ask questions about me as a person.

3. How we vibe on a personality level, is thr conversation one of humour banter, but also have strands of seriousness...its not just about that psychical attraction for me

4. Do we have shared common interests sexually.

5. How easy going is she, does she expect the ridiculous full of demands and unrealistic expectations if so then see ya later, your not for me.

I hope that helps Swings..

5. Is there

I think a lot of us would be on board with that"

And this is why I don't really look on fab, preferring to gauge all of this in person at organised socials, as so much is lost in translation through message. There's so much more to go on In person, not just the verbal communication bit thr more subtle non-verbal communication we give off...

Now back to being a dick on the threads....

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

ilkley

Cake. Chocolate cake. Chocolate cake with cream. Plenty of cream. Black forest gateau to be exact. Good quality black forest gateau, not cheap tiny amount of cream black forest. With plenty of cherries.

Did I mention the cake?

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this code? Are you giving us code? Are we now supposed to try and actually get this to happen?

Asking for a friend that you don't know at all.

Me, personally? No.

CG asked why we can't have helpful threads rather than bashing each other. So here, I tried. What makes a person a more attractive proposition than staying at home?

OK, so I'll give a serious answer Swing, my I did so I will...

What would makes someone an attractive appealing prospect for me to meet and put down my book, Netflix etc.

1. Is communication a two way street, is she just as invested in it as I am.

2. Does she take intrest in my life outside of the primary purpose of sex, as that's why we're here firstly. But does she ask questions about me as a person.

3. How we vibe on a personality level, is thr conversation one of humour banter, but also have strands of seriousness...its not just about that psychical attraction for me

4. Do we have shared common interests sexually.

5. How easy going is she, does she expect the ridiculous full of demands and unrealistic expectations if so then see ya later, your not for me.

I hope that helps Swings..

5. Is there

I think a lot of us would be on board with that

Now back to being a dick on the threads....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sense of humour alongside tasteful photos and good hint that their flirt game is strong.

A night out laughing with someone who gets the twitches going....bye bye books and Netflix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say they can bring around KFC too.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"A sense of humour alongside tasteful photos and good hint that their flirt game is strong.

A night out laughing with someone who gets the twitches going....bye bye books and Netflix."

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Oh when it gets like that …..

I blame it on me not them. Other times I just wanna jump on anyone

Someone who just cuts through somehow, and gives me faith in humans again ! The profile text normally does it without even looking at pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only man I want, when 4 books into a binge is the man in the book.

Right now, if your not Uhtred of Bebbenburg move along.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"The only man I want, when 4 books into a binge is the man in the book.

Right now, if your not Uhtred of Bebbenburg move along. "

Generally hasn't turned out well for the females in his life!!

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The only man I want, when 4 books into a binge is the man in the book.

Right now, if your not Uhtred of Bebbenburg move along. "

I hear this

Although my last novel included the protagonist got all caught up with a contagious bioweapon. I'll pass on that

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"The only man I want, when 4 books into a binge is the man in the book.

Right now, if your not Uhtred of Bebbenburg move along. "

Great choice, fantastic story and plot line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only man I want, when 4 books into a binge is the man in the book.

Right now, if your not Uhtred of Bebbenburg move along. "

It is I, Uhtred of Bebbenburg, here to take my Queen to dinner.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"It's more about what I usually glean, interpret and discern from their opening message which then, assuming I'm piqued, makes me instinctively look at their profile.

I look for unconventional narrative, humour and some sarcasm. A few 'vanilla-esque' photographs which are suggestive and creative but not crass or vulgar.

Does that work when the first message is FAF?

Asking for a friend

•

When I'm not feeling so gentlemanly then a FÅF works every time. That's why I carry a paper bag with me at all times.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

My mood comes first. Then I find the guy.

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