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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

...right now?

You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing?

(There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Lying in the sun

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lying in the sun "

Lying is bad in sun or rain

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Working

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Printing stuff.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working "

Me too. People keep interrupting my foruming

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Printing stuff. "

Are you printing stuff?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Nothing. I have big pile of sewing in the way if alterations to do, a crochet handbag to finish, the study and conservatory need vacuuming and the bed in the spare room needs making up. However I'm drinking coffee and meandering about on here and that is exactly what I should be doing right now

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Making lunch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I'm at a loose end.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Working

Me too. People keep interrupting my foruming "

And mine… bloody customers

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By *llblueMan
over a year ago

Irvine

Repairing broken front spring on my car!

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Having a meet, but it looks like another NO show, and to think I turned someone else down.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Day off so fuck all.....

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"...right now?

You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing?

(There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)"

Should be doing? Nothing. All outstanding tasks completed so far today.

Should possibly be indulging in some DIY with appropriate visuals, a party sized tub of lube and an assortment of toys and gadgets....

But here I am. Sprawled on the sofa typing shit in here.

Which is fine. The other can wait and tbh I'm a bit out of practice on the old DIY front as it's rarely been a necessary tegular pastime in recent years.

Pretty sure I remember how though.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastering my bedroom wall (not a euphemism).

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nothing. I have big pile of sewing in the way if alterations to do, a crochet handbag to finish, the study and conservatory need vacuuming and the bed in the spare room needs making up. However I'm drinking coffee and meandering about on here and that is exactly what I should be doing right now "

I have two important questions.

1. What colour is the handbag?

2. Are you wearing the boots?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Lying in the sun

Lying is bad in sun or rain"

nope its good

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Making lunch..."

Whatcha having?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nothing, I'm at a loose end."

You should fab. And fap.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I'm working but currently unpacking my online groceries.

What I really should be doing is planning my next playdate. It's been a while and I'm yearning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fence painting

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Repairing broken front spring on my car! "

That sounds like something that requires concentration...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Having a meet, but it looks like another NO show, and to think I turned someone else down. "

These North Devon men aren't the most reliable. And the holiday ones are worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeping as I'm on Night Shifts

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

working

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Day off so fuck all....."

As in fucking everything or doing nowt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be working

In an ideal world Paul and I should be on holiday getting an all over tan

But not doing either, instead I'm on here reading forum posts

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Getting my lunch from the plate to my mouth without wearing most of it being distracted by lovely bodies

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...right now?

You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing?

(There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)

Should be doing? Nothing. All outstanding tasks completed so far today.

Should possibly be indulging in some DIY with appropriate visuals, a party sized tub of lube and an assortment of toys and gadgets....

But here I am. Sprawled on the sofa typing shit in here.

Which is fine. The other can wait and tbh I'm a bit out of practice on the old DIY front as it's rarely been a necessary tegular pastime in recent years.

Pretty sure I remember how though.

A"

I think it'll come back to you. I've heard it's like riding a bike. Only without the bike. Or the riding. And with an erection.

And now I'm imagining you riding a bike while bashing your bishop.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

In the gym kick boxing but having a day off been having too much fun

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Plastering my bedroom wall (totally a euphemism)."

Fify

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I was doing what I'm meant to be doing!

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Saving the planet

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I should be cooking and that’s exactly what I’m doing right now (sort of).

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By *tress toyWoman
over a year ago

leinster

My thesis

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm working but currently unpacking my online groceries.

What I really should be doing is planning my next playdate. It's been a while and I'm yearning. "

I'm yearning too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plastering my bedroom wall (totally a euphemism).

Fify"

Definitely going to need a lie down after that.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fence painting "

Your fence?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Nothing. I have big pile of sewing in the way if alterations to do, a crochet handbag to finish, the study and conservatory need vacuuming and the bed in the spare room needs making up. However I'm drinking coffee and meandering about on here and that is exactly what I should be doing right now

I have two important questions.

1. What colour is the handbag?

2. Are you wearing the boots?"

Well! I saw a very expensive crochet handbag in a designer shop which I am attempting to replicate (so far, so good). It's pale blue and cream. I'll line it with a contrasting fabric.

2. I am not wearing the boots as it's too hot. I hereby solemnly promise that as soon as I wear them I will send you a picture of my hooves encased in suede

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sleeping as I'm on Night Shifts "

Go to sleep. I have some videos that may help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fence painting

Your fence? "

My fence yes.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"working "

Whatcha working on?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working

In an ideal world Paul and I should be on holiday getting an all over tan

But not doing either, instead I'm on here reading forum posts "

Hmm.

That sounds like a bit of a bugger.

Book a holiday, then work to save money for it... while foruming

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Getting my lunch from the plate to my mouth without wearing most of it being distracted by lovely bodies "

And this is why we don't have wet food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sleeping as I'm on Night Shifts

Go to sleep. I have some videos that may help."

Somehow I don't think they'd help me sleep .. ooh those vids lol..

I'm wide awake and that's it now for 20hrs as I can't catnap

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Exactly what I am doing.

It's rest time, so I'm laying on the sofa for half an hour.

Might have a nap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should be working

In an ideal world Paul and I should be on holiday getting an all over tan

But not doing either, instead I'm on here reading forum posts

Hmm.

That sounds like a bit of a bugger.

Book a holiday, then work to save money for it... while foruming"

You make it sound so easy

Although it would probably help if I put my phone down and actually done some work on my laptop, life can be so hard sometimes

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Dinner break and perving at you posh pants. Do I win?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Nothing. I have big pile of sewing in the way if alterations to do, a crochet handbag to finish, the study and conservatory need vacuuming and the bed in the spare room needs making up. However I'm drinking coffee and meandering about on here and that is exactly what I should be doing right now

I have two important questions.

1. What colour is the handbag?

2. Are you wearing the boots?

Well! I saw a very expensive crochet handbag in a designer shop which I am attempting to replicate (so far, so good). It's pale blue and cream. I'll line it with a contrasting fabric.

2. I am not wearing the boots as it's too hot. I hereby solemnly promise that as soon as I wear them I will send you a picture of my hooves encased in suede "

That bag sounds lovely.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Working.

Shoulder in bits today though.

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I should be sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...right now?

You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing?

(There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)"

I should be working... but you know distractions and all that

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By *aughtyPeepzMan
over a year ago

London

I defo should be working. But I'm on my own today, and fab is so distracting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...right now?

You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing?

(There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)"

Fabbing and Fapping to you?

That has to be a sort of correct answer?

but I'm also doing that with so many other attractive bodies on this site too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I should be doing is drinking a beer but I'm too distracted

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Getting my lunch from the plate to my mouth without wearing most of it being distracted by lovely bodies

And this is why we don't have wet food "

I concentrate better when there may be something wet though....

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I am hungry now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working rather than being dickstracted

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By *ifeIsntSeriousMan
over a year ago

Rugby

I should be tearing all the plaster off my bathroom walls

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"I am hungry now!"

What for

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By *ifeIsntSeriousMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"I am hungry now!"

I remember that hunger

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In the gym kick boxing but having a day off been having too much fun "

Dare I ask what fun?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was doing what I'm meant to be doing! "

Well stop it. And procrastinate.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Saving the planet "

That's a weekend job!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be cooking and that’s exactly what I’m doing right now (sort of)."

Don't drop the phone in a pot!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My thesis "

When is the deadline?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"I am hungry now!

What for "

You know, my oral skills might have been a fluke!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nothing. I have big pile of sewing in the way if alterations to do, a crochet handbag to finish, the study and conservatory need vacuuming and the bed in the spare room needs making up. However I'm drinking coffee and meandering about on here and that is exactly what I should be doing right now

I have two important questions.

1. What colour is the handbag?

2. Are you wearing the boots?

Well! I saw a very expensive crochet handbag in a designer shop which I am attempting to replicate (so far, so good). It's pale blue and cream. I'll line it with a contrasting fabric.

2. I am not wearing the boots as it's too hot. I hereby solemnly promise that as soon as I wear them I will send you a picture of my hooves encased in suede "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Nothing. I have big pile of sewing in the way if alterations to do, a crochet handbag to finish, the study and conservatory need vacuuming and the bed in the spare room needs making up. However I'm drinking coffee and meandering about on here and that is exactly what I should be doing right now

I have two important questions.

1. What colour is the handbag?

2. Are you wearing the boots?

Well! I saw a very expensive crochet handbag in a designer shop which I am attempting to replicate (so far, so good). It's pale blue and cream. I'll line it with a contrasting fabric.

2. I am not wearing the boots as it's too hot. I hereby solemnly promise that as soon as I wear them I will send you a picture of my hooves encased in suede

That bag sounds lovely.

"

I think it is thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Exactly what I am doing.

It's rest time, so I'm laying on the sofa for half an hour.

Might have a nap.

"

You're always right on schedule, Nanna

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"...right now?

You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing?

(There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)"

Pampering _otsoposh?

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"I am hungry now!

What for

You know, my oral skills might have been a fluke! "

Oh they wasn’t

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working

In an ideal world Paul and I should be on holiday getting an all over tan

But not doing either, instead I'm on here reading forum posts

Hmm.

That sounds like a bit of a bugger.

Book a holiday, then work to save money for it... while foruming

You make it sound so easy

Although it would probably help if I put my phone down and actually done some work on my laptop, life can be so hard sometimes "

I feel that!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Dinner break and perving at you posh pants. Do I win? "

That's almost the perfect answer...

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

OP

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm working but currently unpacking my online groceries.

What I really should be doing is planning my next playdate. It's been a while and I'm yearning.

·

I'm yearning too!"

"Let's yearn together, right now, oh yeah, in sweet harmony". ¶¶.¶||¶

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working.

Shoulder in bits today though."

Rest it woman!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be sleeping "

Turn the light off. And the phone!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...right now?

You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing?

(There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)

I should be working... but you know distractions and all that "

Those distractions.

You should be plastering all over as I recall

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Day off so fuck all.....

As in fucking everything or doing nowt?"

Nowt taking it easy as not well atm

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I defo should be working. But I'm on my own today, and fab is so distracting lol"

It is! Outrageous

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...right now?

You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing?

(There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)

Fabbing and Fapping to you?

That has to be a sort of correct answer?

but I'm also doing that with so many other attractive bodies on this site too "

That's a half right answer...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What I should be doing is drinking a beer but I'm too distracted "

Multitasking!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Getting my lunch from the plate to my mouth without wearing most of it being distracted by lovely bodies

And this is why we don't have wet food

I concentrate better when there may be something wet though.... "

I've been wet and concentrating...

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"I should be cooking and that’s exactly what I’m doing right now (sort of).

Don't drop the phone in a pot!"

Or the washing up bowl!

(Guilty as charged)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am hungry now!"

So demanding...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working rather than being dickstracted "

So... is that distracted by dick, or your dick is distracted?

Because one or the other of us uses it incorrectly

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be tearing all the plaster off my bathroom walls"

Oooh. Do you do it with a big hammer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working rather than being dickstracted

So... is that distracted by dick, or your dick is distracted?

Because one or the other of us uses it incorrectly "

My dick never works!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working rather than being dickstracted

So... is that distracted by dick, or your dick is distracted?

Because one or the other of us uses it incorrectly

My dick never works!!!!"

I mean it does... work... but it....

Ahh fuck it.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...right now?

You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing?

(There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)

Pampering _otsoposh?"

Good answer.

As long as it involves coffee, absolutely.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"OP"

That is absolutely the right answer

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm working but currently unpacking my online groceries.

What I really should be doing is planning my next playdate. It's been a while and I'm yearning.

·

I'm yearning too!

"Let's yearn together, right now, oh yeah, in sweet harmony". ¶¶.¶||¶"

I have an earworm now. Weirdly not that song...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Day off so fuck all.....

As in fucking everything or doing nowt?

Nowt taking it easy as not well atm "

Get well soon

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be cooking and that’s exactly what I’m doing right now (sort of).

Don't drop the phone in a pot!

Or the washing up bowl!

(Guilty as charged)"

I feel that

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working rather than being dickstracted

So... is that distracted by dick, or your dick is distracted?

Because one or the other of us uses it incorrectly

My dick never works!!!!

I mean it does... work... but it....

Ahh fuck it."

your dick works hard

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"...right now?

You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing?

(There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)

Pampering _otsoposh?

Good answer.

As long as it involves coffee, absolutely."

I could have missed it but nobody has said send posh a cock pic……

Maybe I will send one stirring coffee with mine (obviously an iced coffee)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...right now?

You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing?

(There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)

Pampering _otsoposh?

Good answer.

As long as it involves coffee, absolutely.

I could have missed it but nobody has said send posh a cock pic……

Maybe I will send one stirring coffee with mine (obviously an iced coffee)"

No point... haven't looked at my inbox in days!

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By *ifeIsntSeriousMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"I should be tearing all the plaster off my bathroom walls

Oooh. Do you do it with a big hammer?"

Big hammer and a lot of weight behind it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be gloss painting, I hate bloody gloss painting

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be tearing all the plaster off my bathroom walls

Oooh. Do you do it with a big hammer?

Big hammer and a lot of weight behind it xx"

That's how I take down walls too!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be gloss painting, I hate bloody gloss painting"

Gloss painting should not be a thing. Satin is better.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Getting ready to go to the hospital for an appointment......

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By *carlett 44Woman
over a year ago

bootle

I'm sat in the back garden on my swing with my pooch Jefferson on my knee. I should be cleaning but I hav very little energy today so sit in the sun and procrastinate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be gloss painting, I hate bloody gloss painting

Gloss painting should not be a thing. Satin is better."

In fairness it is Satinwood. Still hate it though.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You "

See... you know

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working. "

Whatcha working on?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Getting ready to go to the hospital for an appointment......"

Hope it goes well!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm sat in the back garden on my swing with my pooch Jefferson on my knee. I should be cleaning but I hav very little energy today so sit in the sun and procrastinate "

I think that sounds perfect

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be gloss painting, I hate bloody gloss painting

Gloss painting should not be a thing. Satin is better.

In fairness it is Satinwood. Still hate it though."

It is a cruel world that requires wood to be painted.

(Says the person who paints wood daily)

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By *llblueMan
over a year ago

Irvine


"Repairing broken front spring on my car!

That sounds like something that requires concentration..."

I'm enjoying peeking at your pics now!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm working but currently unpacking my online groceries.

What I really should be doing is planning my next playdate. It's been a while and I'm yearning.

·

I'm yearning too!

"Let's yearn together, right now, oh yeah, in sweet harmony". ¶¶.¶||¶

I have an earworm now. Weirdly not that song..."

The Beloved?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I should be sorting out my emails.

I am.

I'm also looking at spas.

And daydreaming.

And talking to someone who makes me smile a lot. Occasionally roll my eyes.

I'm doing everything I should be.

Bar bending my arm. I shouldn't be. I am. Constantly.

:D

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Repairing broken front spring on my car!

That sounds like something that requires concentration...

I'm enjoying peeking at your pics now!"

Have fun!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm working but currently unpacking my online groceries.

What I really should be doing is planning my next playdate. It's been a while and I'm yearning.

·

I'm yearning too!

"Let's yearn together, right now, oh yeah, in sweet harmony". ¶¶.¶||¶

I have an earworm now. Weirdly not that song...

The Beloved?"

Weirdly... Let It Go

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be sorting out my emails.

I am.

I'm also looking at spas.

And daydreaming.

And talking to someone who makes me smile a lot. Occasionally roll my eyes.

I'm doing everything I should be.

Bar bending my arm. I shouldn't be. I am. Constantly.

:D"

Stop bending it. Now.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’m in a (virtual) meeting.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"I should be sorting out my emails.

I am.

I'm also looking at spas.

And daydreaming.

And talking to someone who makes me smile a lot. Occasionally roll my eyes.

I'm doing everything I should be.

Bar bending my arm. I shouldn't be. I am. Constantly.

:D

Stop bending it. Now."

Is "bending my arm" a euphemism?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I should be sorting out my emails.

I am.

I'm also looking at spas.

And daydreaming.

And talking to someone who makes me smile a lot. Occasionally roll my eyes.

I'm doing everything I should be.

Bar bending my arm. I shouldn't be. I am. Constantly.

:D

Stop bending it. Now."

Blah de blah blah. Are you still in your feral stage? I almost left a damp patch on a seat when I heard the most beautiful accent/voice pairing earlier. It was so... And then I put music on so I wouldn't end up fingering myself silly in the bathroom.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

On work calls, but prefer perving on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loading the dishwasher but I had a danger nap and I’m struggling to wake up.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m in a (virtual) meeting. "

Have you got pants on? I never have pants on for virtual meetings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in a (virtual) meeting.

Have you got pants on? I never have pants on for virtual meetings."

Replace "for virtual meetings"

With

.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be sorting out my emails.

I am.

I'm also looking at spas.

And daydreaming.

And talking to someone who makes me smile a lot. Occasionally roll my eyes.

I'm doing everything I should be.

Bar bending my arm. I shouldn't be. I am. Constantly.

:D

Stop bending it. Now.

Blah de blah blah. Are you still in your feral stage? I almost left a damp patch on a seat when I heard the most beautiful accent/voice pairing earlier. It was so... And then I put music on so I wouldn't end up fingering myself silly in the bathroom. "

Possibly. Slightly. Maybe a lot.

Voice notes do have that effect, don't they

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"On work calls, but prefer perving on here

"

Me toooo

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Loading the dishwasher but I had a danger nap and I’m struggling to wake up."

Would boobs help?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m in a (virtual) meeting.

Have you got pants on? I never have pants on for virtual meetings.

Replace "for virtual meetings"

With

."

Fair point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be packing.

Or working. But my brain is already on holiday mode.

x Jess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loading the dishwasher but I had a danger nap and I’m struggling to wake up.

Would boobs help? "

Boobs always help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should?…..nothing

Doing?…..late lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally just got home from work. My summer holidays starts now. Got home from my night job at 4:30 and was up again at 7 so gonna catch a nap then plan some adventures. Although I should be tidying up.

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By *llblueMan
over a year ago

Irvine


"Repairing broken front spring on my car!

That sounds like something that requires concentration...

I'm enjoying peeking at your pics now!

Have fun!"

Always a pleasure enjoying seeing your pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...right now?

You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing?

(There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)"

I am off work and supposed to be doing housework...however the horn is unreal today so I have been sat here perving at you sexy people on Fab

Mrs

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