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"Lying in the sun " Lying is bad in sun or rain | |||
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"Working " Me too. People keep interrupting my foruming | |||
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"Working Me too. People keep interrupting my foruming " And mine… bloody customers | |||
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"...right now? You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing? (There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)" Should be doing? Nothing. All outstanding tasks completed so far today. Should possibly be indulging in some DIY with appropriate visuals, a party sized tub of lube and an assortment of toys and gadgets.... But here I am. Sprawled on the sofa typing shit in here. Which is fine. The other can wait and tbh I'm a bit out of practice on the old DIY front as it's rarely been a necessary tegular pastime in recent years. Pretty sure I remember how though. A | |||
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"Nothing. I have big pile of sewing in the way if alterations to do, a crochet handbag to finish, the study and conservatory need vacuuming and the bed in the spare room needs making up. However I'm drinking coffee and meandering about on here and that is exactly what I should be doing right now " I have two important questions. 1. What colour is the handbag? 2. Are you wearing the boots? | |||
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"Lying in the sun Lying is bad in sun or rain" nope its good | |||
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"Making lunch..." Whatcha having? | |||
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"Nothing, I'm at a loose end." You should fab. And fap. | |||
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"Repairing broken front spring on my car! " That sounds like something that requires concentration... | |||
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"Having a meet, but it looks like another NO show, and to think I turned someone else down. " These North Devon men aren't the most reliable. And the holiday ones are worse | |||
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"Day off so fuck all....." As in fucking everything or doing nowt? | |||
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"...right now? You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing? (There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging) Should be doing? Nothing. All outstanding tasks completed so far today. Should possibly be indulging in some DIY with appropriate visuals, a party sized tub of lube and an assortment of toys and gadgets.... But here I am. Sprawled on the sofa typing shit in here. Which is fine. The other can wait and tbh I'm a bit out of practice on the old DIY front as it's rarely been a necessary tegular pastime in recent years. Pretty sure I remember how though. A" I think it'll come back to you. I've heard it's like riding a bike. Only without the bike. Or the riding. And with an erection. And now I'm imagining you riding a bike while bashing your bishop. | |||
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"Plastering my bedroom wall (totally a euphemism)." Fify | |||
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"I'm working but currently unpacking my online groceries. What I really should be doing is planning my next playdate. It's been a while and I'm yearning. " I'm yearning too! | |||
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"Plastering my bedroom wall (totally a euphemism). Fify" Definitely going to need a lie down after that. | |||
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"Fence painting " Your fence? | |||
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"Nothing. I have big pile of sewing in the way if alterations to do, a crochet handbag to finish, the study and conservatory need vacuuming and the bed in the spare room needs making up. However I'm drinking coffee and meandering about on here and that is exactly what I should be doing right now I have two important questions. 1. What colour is the handbag? 2. Are you wearing the boots?" Well! I saw a very expensive crochet handbag in a designer shop which I am attempting to replicate (so far, so good). It's pale blue and cream. I'll line it with a contrasting fabric. 2. I am not wearing the boots as it's too hot. I hereby solemnly promise that as soon as I wear them I will send you a picture of my hooves encased in suede | |||
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"Sleeping as I'm on Night Shifts " Go to sleep. I have some videos that may help. | |||
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"working " Whatcha working on? | |||
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"I should be working In an ideal world Paul and I should be on holiday getting an all over tan But not doing either, instead I'm on here reading forum posts " Hmm. That sounds like a bit of a bugger. Book a holiday, then work to save money for it... while foruming | |||
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"Getting my lunch from the plate to my mouth without wearing most of it being distracted by lovely bodies " And this is why we don't have wet food | |||
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"I should be working In an ideal world Paul and I should be on holiday getting an all over tan But not doing either, instead I'm on here reading forum posts Hmm. That sounds like a bit of a bugger. Book a holiday, then work to save money for it... while foruming" You make it sound so easy Although it would probably help if I put my phone down and actually done some work on my laptop, life can be so hard sometimes | |||
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"Nothing. I have big pile of sewing in the way if alterations to do, a crochet handbag to finish, the study and conservatory need vacuuming and the bed in the spare room needs making up. However I'm drinking coffee and meandering about on here and that is exactly what I should be doing right now I have two important questions. 1. What colour is the handbag? 2. Are you wearing the boots? Well! I saw a very expensive crochet handbag in a designer shop which I am attempting to replicate (so far, so good). It's pale blue and cream. I'll line it with a contrasting fabric. 2. I am not wearing the boots as it's too hot. I hereby solemnly promise that as soon as I wear them I will send you a picture of my hooves encased in suede " That bag sounds lovely. | |||
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"...right now? You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing? (There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)" I should be working... but you know distractions and all that | |||
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"...right now? You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing? (There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)" Fabbing and Fapping to you? That has to be a sort of correct answer? but I'm also doing that with so many other attractive bodies on this site too | |||
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"Getting my lunch from the plate to my mouth without wearing most of it being distracted by lovely bodies And this is why we don't have wet food " I concentrate better when there may be something wet though.... | |||
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"I am hungry now!" What for | |||
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"I am hungry now!" I remember that hunger | |||
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"In the gym kick boxing but having a day off been having too much fun " Dare I ask what fun? | |||
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"I was doing what I'm meant to be doing! " Well stop it. And procrastinate. | |||
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"Saving the planet " That's a weekend job! | |||
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"I should be cooking and that’s exactly what I’m doing right now (sort of)." Don't drop the phone in a pot! | |||
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"My thesis " When is the deadline? | |||
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"I am hungry now! What for " You know, my oral skills might have been a fluke! | |||
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"Nothing. I have big pile of sewing in the way if alterations to do, a crochet handbag to finish, the study and conservatory need vacuuming and the bed in the spare room needs making up. However I'm drinking coffee and meandering about on here and that is exactly what I should be doing right now I have two important questions. 1. What colour is the handbag? 2. Are you wearing the boots? Well! I saw a very expensive crochet handbag in a designer shop which I am attempting to replicate (so far, so good). It's pale blue and cream. I'll line it with a contrasting fabric. 2. I am not wearing the boots as it's too hot. I hereby solemnly promise that as soon as I wear them I will send you a picture of my hooves encased in suede " | |||
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"Nothing. I have big pile of sewing in the way if alterations to do, a crochet handbag to finish, the study and conservatory need vacuuming and the bed in the spare room needs making up. However I'm drinking coffee and meandering about on here and that is exactly what I should be doing right now I have two important questions. 1. What colour is the handbag? 2. Are you wearing the boots? Well! I saw a very expensive crochet handbag in a designer shop which I am attempting to replicate (so far, so good). It's pale blue and cream. I'll line it with a contrasting fabric. 2. I am not wearing the boots as it's too hot. I hereby solemnly promise that as soon as I wear them I will send you a picture of my hooves encased in suede That bag sounds lovely. " I think it is thank you | |||
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"Exactly what I am doing. It's rest time, so I'm laying on the sofa for half an hour. Might have a nap. " You're always right on schedule, Nanna | |||
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"...right now? You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing? (There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)" Pampering _otsoposh? | |||
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"I am hungry now! What for You know, my oral skills might have been a fluke! " Oh they wasn’t | |||
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"I should be working In an ideal world Paul and I should be on holiday getting an all over tan But not doing either, instead I'm on here reading forum posts Hmm. That sounds like a bit of a bugger. Book a holiday, then work to save money for it... while foruming You make it sound so easy Although it would probably help if I put my phone down and actually done some work on my laptop, life can be so hard sometimes " I feel that! | |||
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"Dinner break and perving at you posh pants. Do I win? " That's almost the perfect answer... | |||
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"I'm working but currently unpacking my online groceries. What I really should be doing is planning my next playdate. It's been a while and I'm yearning. · I'm yearning too!" • "Let's yearn together, right now, oh yeah, in sweet harmony". ¶¶.¶||¶ | |||
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"Working. Shoulder in bits today though." Rest it woman!! | |||
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"I should be sleeping " Turn the light off. And the phone! | |||
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"...right now? You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing? (There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging) I should be working... but you know distractions and all that " Those distractions. You should be plastering all over as I recall | |||
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"Day off so fuck all..... As in fucking everything or doing nowt?" Nowt taking it easy as not well atm | |||
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"I defo should be working. But I'm on my own today, and fab is so distracting lol" It is! Outrageous | |||
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"...right now? You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing? (There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging) Fabbing and Fapping to you? That has to be a sort of correct answer? but I'm also doing that with so many other attractive bodies on this site too " That's a half right answer... | |||
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"What I should be doing is drinking a beer but I'm too distracted " Multitasking! | |||
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"Getting my lunch from the plate to my mouth without wearing most of it being distracted by lovely bodies And this is why we don't have wet food I concentrate better when there may be something wet though.... " I've been wet and concentrating... | |||
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"I should be cooking and that’s exactly what I’m doing right now (sort of). Don't drop the phone in a pot!" Or the washing up bowl! (Guilty as charged) | |||
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"I am hungry now!" So demanding... | |||
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"Working rather than being dickstracted " So... is that distracted by dick, or your dick is distracted? Because one or the other of us uses it incorrectly | |||
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"I should be tearing all the plaster off my bathroom walls" Oooh. Do you do it with a big hammer? | |||
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"Working rather than being dickstracted So... is that distracted by dick, or your dick is distracted? Because one or the other of us uses it incorrectly " My dick never works!!!! | |||
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"Working rather than being dickstracted So... is that distracted by dick, or your dick is distracted? Because one or the other of us uses it incorrectly My dick never works!!!!" I mean it does... work... but it.... Ahh fuck it. | |||
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"...right now? You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing? (There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging) Pampering _otsoposh?" Good answer. As long as it involves coffee, absolutely. | |||
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"OP" That is absolutely the right answer | |||
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"I'm working but currently unpacking my online groceries. What I really should be doing is planning my next playdate. It's been a while and I'm yearning. · I'm yearning too! • "Let's yearn together, right now, oh yeah, in sweet harmony". ¶¶.¶||¶" I have an earworm now. Weirdly not that song... | |||
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"Day off so fuck all..... As in fucking everything or doing nowt? Nowt taking it easy as not well atm " Get well soon | |||
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"I should be cooking and that’s exactly what I’m doing right now (sort of). Don't drop the phone in a pot! Or the washing up bowl! (Guilty as charged)" I feel that | |||
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"Working rather than being dickstracted So... is that distracted by dick, or your dick is distracted? Because one or the other of us uses it incorrectly My dick never works!!!! I mean it does... work... but it.... Ahh fuck it." your dick works hard | |||
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"...right now? You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing? (There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging) Pampering _otsoposh? Good answer. As long as it involves coffee, absolutely." I could have missed it but nobody has said send posh a cock pic…… Maybe I will send one stirring coffee with mine (obviously an iced coffee) | |||
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"...right now? You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing? (There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging) Pampering _otsoposh? Good answer. As long as it involves coffee, absolutely. I could have missed it but nobody has said send posh a cock pic…… Maybe I will send one stirring coffee with mine (obviously an iced coffee)" No point... haven't looked at my inbox in days! | |||
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"I should be tearing all the plaster off my bathroom walls Oooh. Do you do it with a big hammer?" Big hammer and a lot of weight behind it xx | |||
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"I should be tearing all the plaster off my bathroom walls Oooh. Do you do it with a big hammer? Big hammer and a lot of weight behind it xx" That's how I take down walls too! | |||
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"Should be gloss painting, I hate bloody gloss painting" Gloss painting should not be a thing. Satin is better. | |||
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"Should be gloss painting, I hate bloody gloss painting Gloss painting should not be a thing. Satin is better." In fairness it is Satinwood. Still hate it though. | |||
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"Getting ready to go to the hospital for an appointment......" Hope it goes well! | |||
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"I'm sat in the back garden on my swing with my pooch Jefferson on my knee. I should be cleaning but I hav very little energy today so sit in the sun and procrastinate " I think that sounds perfect | |||
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"Should be gloss painting, I hate bloody gloss painting Gloss painting should not be a thing. Satin is better. In fairness it is Satinwood. Still hate it though." It is a cruel world that requires wood to be painted. (Says the person who paints wood daily) | |||
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"Repairing broken front spring on my car! That sounds like something that requires concentration..." I'm enjoying peeking at your pics now! | |||
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"I'm working but currently unpacking my online groceries. What I really should be doing is planning my next playdate. It's been a while and I'm yearning. · I'm yearning too! • "Let's yearn together, right now, oh yeah, in sweet harmony". ¶¶.¶||¶ I have an earworm now. Weirdly not that song..." • The Beloved? | |||
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"Repairing broken front spring on my car! That sounds like something that requires concentration... I'm enjoying peeking at your pics now!" Have fun! | |||
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"I'm working but currently unpacking my online groceries. What I really should be doing is planning my next playdate. It's been a while and I'm yearning. · I'm yearning too! • "Let's yearn together, right now, oh yeah, in sweet harmony". ¶¶.¶||¶ I have an earworm now. Weirdly not that song... • The Beloved?" Weirdly... Let It Go | |||
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"I should be sorting out my emails. I am. I'm also looking at spas. And daydreaming. And talking to someone who makes me smile a lot. Occasionally roll my eyes. I'm doing everything I should be. Bar bending my arm. I shouldn't be. I am. Constantly. :D" Stop bending it. Now. | |||
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"I should be sorting out my emails. I am. I'm also looking at spas. And daydreaming. And talking to someone who makes me smile a lot. Occasionally roll my eyes. I'm doing everything I should be. Bar bending my arm. I shouldn't be. I am. Constantly. :D Stop bending it. Now." Is "bending my arm" a euphemism? | |||
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"I should be sorting out my emails. I am. I'm also looking at spas. And daydreaming. And talking to someone who makes me smile a lot. Occasionally roll my eyes. I'm doing everything I should be. Bar bending my arm. I shouldn't be. I am. Constantly. :D Stop bending it. Now." Blah de blah blah. Are you still in your feral stage? I almost left a damp patch on a seat when I heard the most beautiful accent/voice pairing earlier. It was so... And then I put music on so I wouldn't end up fingering myself silly in the bathroom. | |||
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"I’m in a (virtual) meeting. " Have you got pants on? I never have pants on for virtual meetings. | |||
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"I’m in a (virtual) meeting. Have you got pants on? I never have pants on for virtual meetings." Replace "for virtual meetings" With . | |||
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"I should be sorting out my emails. I am. I'm also looking at spas. And daydreaming. And talking to someone who makes me smile a lot. Occasionally roll my eyes. I'm doing everything I should be. Bar bending my arm. I shouldn't be. I am. Constantly. :D Stop bending it. Now. Blah de blah blah. Are you still in your feral stage? I almost left a damp patch on a seat when I heard the most beautiful accent/voice pairing earlier. It was so... And then I put music on so I wouldn't end up fingering myself silly in the bathroom. " Possibly. Slightly. Maybe a lot. Voice notes do have that effect, don't they | |||
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"On work calls, but prefer perving on here " Me toooo | |||
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"Loading the dishwasher but I had a danger nap and I’m struggling to wake up." Would boobs help? | |||
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"I’m in a (virtual) meeting. Have you got pants on? I never have pants on for virtual meetings. Replace "for virtual meetings" With ." Fair point. | |||
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"Loading the dishwasher but I had a danger nap and I’m struggling to wake up. Would boobs help? " Boobs always help | |||
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"Repairing broken front spring on my car! That sounds like something that requires concentration... I'm enjoying peeking at your pics now! Have fun!" Always a pleasure enjoying seeing your pics. | |||
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"...right now? You're fabbing, foruming and possibly fapping... but what should you be doing? (There are no wrong answers... but there is only one that is very, very right. And I will be judging)" I am off work and supposed to be doing housework...however the horn is unreal today so I have been sat here perving at you sexy people on Fab Mrs | |||
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