FabSwingers.com forum: Serious question

By *mf123 OP Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Decidedly so.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Why take the risk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed it my cock

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Feed it my cock "

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feed it my cock

In."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but don't try using a knife and fork

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?"

Yes. It withers away and becomes really sad

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By *mf123 OP Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Feed it more feed it more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I be feeding my penis too?

That would explain a few things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?"

Needs to eat regularly.

That's what the teeth for

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By *oob lover400Man
over a year ago

cleckheaton

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Yes. It withers away and becomes really sad

Just spat my tea out pmsl

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Yes. It withers away and becomes really sad

Just spat my tea out pmsl"

You’re welcome

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Needs to eat regularly.

That's what the teeth for "

Teeth?

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Yes. It withers away and becomes really sad

Feeling sorry for the lonely unfed vaginas

Maybe a charity should be set up?

"For only £40 a month, you could sponsor a gigolo to help feed the wanton vaginas" (or hire myself foc 'cos I'm nice like that)

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Yes. It withers away and becomes really sad

Feeling sorry for the lonely unfed vaginas

Maybe a charity should be set up?

"For only £40 a month, you could sponsor a gigolo to help feed the wanton vaginas" (or hire myself foc 'cos I'm nice like that)"

Wot a gent!

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By *mf123 OP Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Yes. It withers away and becomes really sad

Feeling sorry for the lonely unfed vaginas

Maybe a charity should be set up?

"For only £40 a month, you could sponsor a gigolo to help feed the wanton vaginas" (or hire myself foc 'cos I'm nice like that)"
and for £3 pound a month you can teach someone to catch fish something something

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Yes. It withers away and becomes really sad

Feeling sorry for the lonely unfed vaginas

Maybe a charity should be set up?

"For only £40 a month, you could sponsor a gigolo to help feed the wanton vaginas" (or hire myself foc 'cos I'm nice like that)

Wot a gent!

A great offer…. Any discount for old birds?

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Needs to eat regularly.

That's what the teeth for

Teeth?

Yes.

Hasn't yours got teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine gets hangry. It's a full time job keeping her fed.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

it will get all cobwebs and dusty. It's a bit like an engine, turn it over to stop it seizing, check the oil too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own a vagina. Do they live in tanks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own a vagina. Do they live in tanks?"

If you own one, shouldn't you already know where they live?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insert *don't where applicable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Insert *don't where applicable

I keep mine in a tank. Easier to feed it.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

If you shave it and it gets no attention a unicorn dies.

Mrs

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"If you shave it and it gets no attention a unicorn dies.

Mrs "

I agree with this

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

From what I know about them, if you don't feed them then they get very hangry!

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

In addition to setting up a charity... starting to think their should be a regulatory body on the care and maintenance of vaginas and guidance on the misuse and abuse.

Based on this thread alone, I can see too many examples of neglect and ill treatment.

Just need a name for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never taken that risk, I like to make sure it’s highly nourished at all times

Mrs

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"I’ve never taken that risk, I like to make sure it’s highly nourished at all times

Mrs"

This lady should be on the advisory board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you shave it and it gets no attention a unicorn dies.

Mrs "

Hopefully not Hansoffate's unicorn!

I feel guilty now as my vagina is on a fast

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Needs to eat regularly.

That's what the teeth for

Teeth?

Yes.

Hasn't yours got teeth? "

I had to do an inspection. Yes. She does

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By *inkyDom96Man
over a year ago

Yarmouth

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Needs to eat regularly.

That's what the teeth for

Teeth?

Yes.

Hasn't yours got teeth?

I had to do an inspection. Yes. She does

This gives me flash backs to the film

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"No, but don't try using a knife and fork

I have a story about that

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Needs to eat regularly.

That's what the teeth for

Teeth?

Yes.

Hasn't yours got teeth?

I had to do an inspection. Yes. She does

This gives me flash backs to the film"

Oh Christ… I didn’t think anyone else had seen it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Needs to eat regularly.

That's what the teeth for

Teeth?

Yes.

Hasn't yours got teeth?

I had to do an inspection. Yes. She does

This gives me flash backs to the film

Oh Christ… I didn’t think anyone else had seen it

3 of us have then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starved and she needs to be treated with respect x

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?"

Get some Man-utrition

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Needs to eat regularly.

That's what the teeth for

Teeth?

Yes.

Hasn't yours got teeth?

I had to do an inspection. Yes. She does

This gives me flash backs to the film

Oh Christ… I didn’t think anyone else had seen it

3 of us have then

You said you wouldn’t share it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Needs to eat regularly.

That's what the teeth for

Teeth?

Yes.

Hasn't yours got teeth?

I had to do an inspection. Yes. She does

This gives me flash backs to the film

Oh Christ… I didn’t think anyone else had seen it

3 of us have then

You said you wouldn’t share it

I'm a sharing kinda guy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Needs to eat regularly.

That's what the teeth for

Teeth?

Yes.

Hasn't yours got teeth?

I had to do an inspection. Yes. She does

This gives me flash backs to the film

Oh Christ… I didn’t think anyone else had seen it

3 of us have then

You said you wouldn’t share it

I'm a sharing kinda guy

I know

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If you dont feed your vagina will it get malnutrition?

Needs to eat regularly.

That's what the teeth for

Teeth?

Yes.

Hasn't yours got teeth?

I had to do an inspection. Yes. She does

This gives me flash backs to the film

Oh Christ… I didn’t think anyone else had seen it

3 of us have then

You said you wouldn’t share it

I'm a sharing kinda guy

I know

Pervert

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