Vanilla misinterpretations

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm listening to a podcast while preparing to decorate (Behind the Bastards, on a history of k***apping conspiracy theories).

They bring up sounding, because that has nothing to do with anything. The female co-host assumes that it involves making music with your penis.

What other funny interpretations of sexual terms have you heard?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"preparing to decorate" always turns me on, without fail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cruising is getting popular again, and there’s a lot of tiktoks with people showing the signs of it.. and a lot talking about Disney cruises

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"just imagine being the one woman at the initiation, five guys"

... I thought to myself, this sounds hot. I'm irredeemable

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