FabSwingers.com forum: Time to be real WITH A TWIST

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today - tell me one object that you can see [other than your device] RIGHT NOW?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Engraved gin bottle from my 21st.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nike Metcon Turbo Trainers

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By *im494Man
over a year ago

Westhill

Electricity pylons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas lights

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pile of tiles

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The vacuum cleaner. It's bad enough I can see it, I can also hear it, singing its sweet siren song of promised cleanliness.

I'm going to close my eyes and pretend it's not there and listen to Derulo* instead.

*yes I'm this cool and I'm not apologising for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A battery powered mixer drill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar stools

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The vacuum cleaner. It's bad enough I can see it, I can also hear it, singing its sweet siren song of promised cleanliness.

I'm going to close my eyes and pretend it's not there and listen to Derulo* instead.

*yes I'm this cool and I'm not apologising for it."

Jaysunnnnnnn derulooooooooo

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Massive wooden reel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desk with PC, books, papers, pens & pencils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A monument

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Northampton Bus Station

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

A giant stuffed pink unicorn. For real

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Antibiotics for a abcess I have in my mouth....fooking wisdom Teeth for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A monument "

...to all the souls you've eaten.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

A pot of boiling water

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A hand painted fan.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Antique writing desk

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

A banana…. But not for long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pharmacy counter.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

A paper cutter and a load of paper to be recycled

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

I can't say... It might give away who I am spying on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't say... It might give away who I am spying on

Are you a sniper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't say... It might give away who I am spying on

Sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hoe (the gardening tool).

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Bed post x

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

Bambi and Dumbo

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Northampton Bus Station

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Are you still sleeping rough, Grumps? Come over and crash out at mine. There's en suite etc.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

A pair of Yamaha HS8 studio monitors

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A box of medical testing kits.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Northampton Bus Station

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Are you still sleeping rough, Grumps? Come over and crash out at mine. There's en suite etc.

Is dinner in the Ritz included ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A box of medical testing kits."

Nanna, the giver of illnesses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Northampton Bus Station

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Are you still sleeping rough, Grumps? Come over and crash out at mine. There's en suite etc.

Is dinner in the Ritz included ??

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Ålwåys!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Northampton Bus Station

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Are you still sleeping rough, Grumps? Come over and crash out at mine. There's en suite etc.

Is dinner in the Ritz included ??

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Ålwåys!"

Do they do Shepherds Pie

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Pretty wax melt burner

Em x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pretty wax melt burner

Em x"
is it burning?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Northampton Bus Station

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Are you still sleeping rough, Grumps? Come over and crash out at mine. There's en suite etc.

Is dinner in the Ritz included ??

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Ålwåys!

Do they do Shepherds Pie

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They do. They serve traditional fayre when it comes to puddings: Jam Roly Poly served with CUSTARD.·•°°*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shampoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shampoo "
nice way of saying you’re doing a poo

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By *eonMan
over a year ago

The wallled town

A pink towel

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Pretty wax melt burner

Em x is it burning? "

It is and it smells divine

Em x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pink towel "

Also pooing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pretty wax melt burner

Em x is it burning?

It is and it smells divine

Em x"

I love them. What scent is it?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A bottle of black paint

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Staffordshire Bull Terrier named Drake.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

My dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shampoo nice way of saying you’re doing a poo "

I’m in the bath you goblin

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Shampoo nice way of saying you’re doing a poo

I’m in the bath you goblin

Pooing in the bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shampoo nice way of saying you’re doing a poo

I’m in the bath you goblin

Pooing in the bath? "

No… I’m lying in the bath contemplating my life choices and wondering what to have for dinner

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Glass of juice.

Exciting stuff.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step ladder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shampoo nice way of saying you’re doing a poo

I’m in the bath you goblin

You can call me worse. Come on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Step ladder "

Are you sucking God’s dick?

You can’t handle my penis. How yuh ah guh andle ah God penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shampoo nice way of saying you’re doing a poo

I’m in the bath you goblin

You can call me worse. Come on "

Gross goblin?

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Steering wheel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Step ladder

Are you sucking God’s dick?

You can’t handle my penis. How yuh ah guh andle ah God penis? "

https://youtube.com/shorts/pXqCB2qIxOE?feature=share

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Captain Picard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shampoo nice way of saying you’re doing a poo

I’m in the bath you goblin

You can call me worse. Come on

Gross goblin?"

Do you actually like me or something? These insults aren’t giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technics 1210s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shampoo nice way of saying you’re doing a poo

I’m in the bath you goblin

You can call me worse. Come on

Gross goblin?

Do you actually like me or something? These insults aren’t giving "

I don’t wanna get another ban

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"A box of medical testing kits.

Nanna, the giver of illnesses "

It's not my fault I'm a magnet for germs

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

[Removed by poster at 18/07/23 17:33:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A PC.

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

My watch

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

Malibu and coca cola

I hadn't realised the usual word for this isn't allowed lol

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Pretty wax melt burner

Em x is it burning?

It is and it smells divine

Em x"

Right now it's a creed dupe

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Northampton Bus Station

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Are you still sleeping rough, Grumps? Come over and crash out at mine. There's en suite etc.

Is dinner in the Ritz included ??

•

Ålwåys!

Do they do Shepherds Pie

•

They do. They serve traditional fayre when it comes to puddings: Jam Roly Poly served with CUSTARD.·•°°*"

I now have a Semi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pretty wax melt burner

Em x is it burning?

It is and it smells divine

Em x

Right now it's a creed dupe

Ah. The famous creed!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Pretty wax melt burner

Em x is it burning?

It is and it smells divine

Em x

Right now it's a creed dupe

Ah. The famous creed! "

The Joop one is my fave

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Lobsters

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My irregular choice shoe boxes

Tinder

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

A homemade doorstop in the shape of an Owl.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Today - tell me one object that you can see [other than your device] RIGHT NOW?"

The tumble dryer

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

A silver duck

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Pills and a cuppa. Enjoying the latter before I get on with sorting the former for the old man... 21 different pills a day, over four courses and do 7 days in a dossette box. Hence the coffee first.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A Gargoyle...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A fan you wear round your neck which is fabulous when the flushes start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"A dog "

What type?

I've my collie next to me as well but he's a he rather than an object

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

A metal pink flamingo sat in pampas grass

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"A metal pink flamingo sat in pampas grass "

Living the dream?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

My sequin hand bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today - tell me one object that you can see [other than your device] RIGHT NOW?

The tumble dryer "

Back to regular degular life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog

What type?

I've my collie next to me as well but he's a he rather than an object"

A wee Jack Russell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dog

What type?

I've my collie next to me as well but he's a he rather than an object

A wee Jack Russell

The episode of Bluey with the little Jack Russell that I think has ADHD is my favourite episode. This made me think of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog

What type?

I've my collie next to me as well but he's a he rather than an object

A wee Jack Russell

The episode of Bluey with the little Jack Russell that I think has ADHD is my favourite episode. This made me think of it. "

That’s one of my fave episodes too

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Today - tell me one object that you can see [other than your device] RIGHT NOW?

The tumble dryer

Back to regular degular life "

Yep. I can also see a dishwasher, microwave and kettle......

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

currently 2 zoom audio recorders, last used circa 2015. Both seem to work ok. Duracells never leak or corrode

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dog

What type?

I've my collie next to me as well but he's a he rather than an object

A wee Jack Russell

The episode of Bluey with the little Jack Russell that I think has ADHD is my favourite episode. This made me think of it.

That’s one of my fave episodes too

When he’s like how he’s really good at running and he’s like ‘I’m a Jack Russell’ I literally get so happy.

That one and the Jon luc one are amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dog

What type?

I've my collie next to me as well but he's a he rather than an object

A wee Jack Russell

The episode of Bluey with the little Jack Russell that I think has ADHD is my favourite episode. This made me think of it.

That’s one of my fave episodes too

When he’s like how he’s really good at running and he’s like ‘I’m a Jack Russell’ I literally get so happy.

That one and the Jon luc one are amazing"

I love when they make references to their breed- like when Bluey is cold in the bath and Bandit says her lips are blue, and she replies “well I’m a blue heeler”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dead pigeon

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Photo in a frame of my grandson

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

Sheep skull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sheep skull

huh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dead pigeon"

What in the hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dog

What type?

I've my collie next to me as well but he's a he rather than an object

A wee Jack Russell

The episode of Bluey with the little Jack Russell that I think has ADHD is my favourite episode. This made me think of it.

That’s one of my fave episodes too

When he’s like how he’s really good at running and he’s like ‘I’m a Jack Russell’ I literally get so happy.

That one and the Jon luc one are amazing

I love when they make references to their breed- like when Bluey is cold in the bath and Bandit says her lips are blue, and she replies “well I’m a blue heeler”

I love her she’s so cute

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Camera tripod

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Buddha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pile of washing I really need to put away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buddha

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

A JD and

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A JD and

And what?

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"A JD and

And what?

Haha idk what happened there!

Cola! Sorry to be dull!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A JD and

And what?

Haha idk what happened there!

Cola! Sorry to be dull!"

You tried to write C-O-K-E, didn't you?! Not allowed

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By *uckMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe DN15

120+ waist-coats on the floor folded

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

A dragon tree.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

My willy

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