FabSwingers.com forum: Do you know someone

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

If you have been to Tenerife they have been to Eleveneriffe . Bet you do

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

And if you don’t know who that person is, it’s typically you

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

Oh god yes. It's a swift ta ta from us when we come across them.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

a one-upper? There's usually one knocking around waiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

If you've got an elephant, they've got a paper bag to put it in.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Yep

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No I don't. Maybe it's me

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Yes we have a neighbour like it, he's actually been everywhere in the whole world, has the best fridge freezer, boiler etc. He was literally squirming a few weeks ago when his wife told us they get their plants from Lidl, as she's not like that. (Nothing wrong with Lidl, great middle Isle

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Nope, never heard of it.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I went before it was cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have been to Tenerife they have been to Eleveneriffe . Bet you do

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"If you have been to Tenerife they have been to Eleveneriffe . Bet you do

Oh never mind all you lot who have met someone who’s been to Eleveneriffe…. I’ve met someone from twelveriffe!!

Oh …

I’ll get my coat

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Have known a few over the years, most people outgrow having to be the best at everything some time in childhood I reckon these types never did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, he’s an absolute gobshite.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Yes, we have a Tommy Topper at work

I make up all sorts of random bullshit to tell him just to see how he'll try to better it

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I don’t, I’ve met them though. I used to work with an American in NZ, everything anyone mentioned his response was the sane…. ahhhh (big sigh) we have them much bigger/better/faster back home.

It got so predictable & bad we would have a laugh with him. Someone would come in and say lads , I just had a massive dump and it stinks, then we’d all look at him waiting for his reply.

and of course he hadn’t got a clue what was going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been working with this ginger dweeb all week, there's nothing he hasn't done. He's completed life. He just sits there and inhales cans of Monster all day

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Yes been he's the ninerife.

He asks how I am then goes on about how bad his life is, compared to mine.

In fairness, he does have a shit life.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

had a subby at a previous job, any subject he was an expert, anything you've done he did it first, quicker, better, cheaper, anything you bought, he already had the next model up for half the price- by his second shift he was telling me how to improve the job i'd been doing for almost a decade.

Luckily he also pissed off my boss, so he was quickly punted down the list behind the guy that was that useless we only had him in as it was a legal requirement for two people per shift, and you did the whole job yourself

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By *sJayMan
over a year ago

Folkestone

We have two of them at work, and it's hilarious listening to them battling it out with each other.

One of them bought a mini (car), and while he was waiting for it to be prepped, the other one bought a newer one with a better spec. It was funny listening to the first guy trying to find things that were better about his car... Like listening to school kids...

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