FabSwingers.com forum: What was the last text message you received?

By *arambar OP Man
over a year ago

swindon

These probably won't make any sense to anyone but the receiver - but that's what makes it funny.

Here's mine...

"He's already eaten so is watching Scrubs now. Is 8:30 good for you?"

ps - it was referring to my son, in case you were wondering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I'm not the only tart in your life

xxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Mine said

At work hun. Will call yu back later.

She still hasnt called me back. You know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking forward to the 12th very much xxx

our Glasgow social is on then

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Mine was from 02

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something in the line of will ring at usual time or earlier, from Mr Hot Date, can't wait!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Mine was “fook off im not letting down my golden hair and that thing aint going up my arse!” Not sure if it was meant for me mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanx honey xx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

give me 10 minutes

I'm in the bath watching my willy

hes not on here thank goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine was...

i aint a cunt... why have u always got to be such a bitch!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I think it's gratitude...

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By *unkybbwWoman
over a year ago

Feltham

ring me

from my best mate, she only wanted a gossip!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I take the piss but I so need and deeply yearn for your body and want you to take me hard ya stud...

From Kitty but she may deny it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and notts reply....

why are u sending me the same message i sent u?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not well and does not feel like playing tonight over the phone, boo hoo!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

hows your bottom now babe???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hope you choke on every penny of mine that you spend" from my ex partner who has just had to start payin for his child the first in 8 yrs lol xx

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"Have you got a tow rope?"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

""Have you got a tow rope?""

No, I'm just pleased to see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im on my way home now babe x (from Roger after he fucked a friends brains out tonight)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

mine was "can you walk properly again yet" x

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

mine was from o2.

to continue recieving your free calls and texts you need to top up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put the kettle on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry x

friend in a bad place - frustrating just want to give him a big hug!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From by brother, "Don't buy for us this Christmas because we are not getting you anything, things are tight".

He's just tight anyway, he would not light your pipe if his house was on fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99% of my text messages are from the kids wanting money lol the other 1% is from O2 reminding me to top up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trench digging time...oh hang on...nope the last one...go in a hot air balloon.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Not alone at mo x

Hope that means what I think it means lol

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

get me a advent calendar dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait to meet you xx

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Ok. Will text when I'm on my way and when I get close so you can have the door unlocked. Have a great day!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi shell are you still on for tomorrow? x

(an old child hood friend i found on facebook, coming to do my hair)

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

From the Hubs

Hows you are boy ?

And will you send me my passport number

Do you think I should be worried

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

The last nine or ten have been to wish me a happy birthday.

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Is that hint its your Birthday matey...

All together now

Happy Birthday to You

Happy Birthday to You.................

Enjoy

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

"Is that hint its your Birthday matey...

All together now

Happy Birthday to You

Happy Birthday to You.................

Enjoy

Hint? HINT?

Ah don't dae hints!

Consider yersels telt.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

voicemail has a message please call .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was my new friend asking me too email pics as his phone is full ,, lol and cant see me ,, lol god he is missing out on me nude with my bi girl friend ,, lololol xxx jo

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By *unkybbwWoman
over a year ago

Feltham

local chicken farmer is hiring staff for xmas, 9 quid an hour!!!! I told them about all ur experience handling cocks. You start on Monday

sent by my older sister

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"running late Notts got stuck in the wellie top"

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