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Things you've learnt from children

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kids nowadays have a whole new digital world where they can learn things from. But what have you learnt from children? Funny ones welcome too.

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We've learnt that all seagulls come from Scotland and that blue teslas are a "legendary" colour - whites ones are common and meh. Porsche and ferrari are 'freaking cool' and boobs are the best thing about mummy (true kids, true)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the fastest way to stop a child liking a particular food that they claim to love is to buy it in the next food shop. They will then leave it until it goes mouldy and decide they don’t like it anymore

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By *akeuslaugh1994Man
over a year ago

Belfast

My nephews taught me what roblox is! - life skill attained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that if it all goes quiet then they are up to something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve learnt it’s a very different world to the one I grew up in

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I learnt "if your hot put the house in the toilet"

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I learnt "if your hot put the house in the toilet"

Mrs "

Sensible words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never to leave my bank card details stored on their PS5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never to leave my bank card details stored on their PS5 "

Oh yeah this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence is a cause for concern

Mr

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Never to leave my bank card details stored on their PS5

Oh yeah this "

This also goes for mobile phones - if you pay for a co tract make sure their is a cap on how much "extra" can be added to the bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eldest started his own business at 15. He's taught us all to follow our dreams, no matter how big they are and to keep going.

He's doing amazing things.

My middle son has taught me about resilience and strength, he's overcome so much and he's incredible.

My youngest son has taught me the importance of following your own path. Playing your own tune and being unapologetically yourself.

I'm so proud of them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never to leave my bank card details stored on their PS5

Oh yeah this

This also goes for mobile phones - if you pay for a co tract make sure their is a cap on how much "extra" can be added to the bill "

Oh and this got caught out there!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Just say it

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I learnt about an app called Yubo and that if I had children I’d never let them use it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Don't have kids

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant


"My eldest started his own business at 15. He's taught us all to follow our dreams, no matter how big they are and to keep going.

He's doing amazing things.

My middle son has taught me about resilience and strength, he's overcome so much and he's incredible.

My youngest son has taught me the importance of following your own path. Playing your own tune and being unapologetically yourself.

I'm so proud of them all. "

Aww I loved reading this

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

My kids teach me so much from constant crap they saw on YouTube to how to live in each moment with them.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I found out yesterday that taxis are faster than airplanes (unless the airplane has a boost). He'd been asking how to get to Africa. According to my 4 year old, taxis are faster than anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's they are all different and have there own paths to follow

And that it's OK to show your emotions

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Never to leave my bank card details stored on their PS5 "

My daughter learned this the hard way.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I've learned that I'm not fat, I'm just tall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My elder one has taught me to be even more compassionate and understanding. She's neurodiverse and it's been a huge learning curve. My younger one reminds me to have fun. Spending time with her keeps me young. Although she keeps telling me I'm old!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The online computer games they play. I always ensure my systems can play those.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I learnt from my daughter that vegetarians might like meat - they just need to try it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I learnt from my daughter that vegetarians might like meat - they just need to try it "

Technically she is not wrong! Lots of vegetarians do actually like meat, they just don't agree with the method or that it's not worth the loss of a life, regardless of whom the life is.

They still love meat though! (some, not all vegi people)

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I've learned that "these streets are hard" is a valid reason to take all of your plastic weapons out with you.

That if you're losing a game just claim that the other person is "a hacker/hacking"

Not to be fooled by thinking a child is too young to do something.

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep is for the weak

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Son has just showed me that if I take a picture of a plant with my IPhone, selecting the information button that appears below it and pressing ‘Look Up - Plant’ will identify it.

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By *andR2019Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Sleep is for the weak "

This

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"Sleep is for the weak "

When mine was young he could sleep for a week.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

The value of contraception

(Although with 7 between us we're clearly slow learners).

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

About Victorian penny licks (it's ice cream, people!) from our daughter

Lots about guitar music, chord progressions, how to restring a guitar, how Logic works, all sorts from my son

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

In the area i live that they're thick as shit but would get an A* in cheek

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I'm old

According to my youngest, of whom likes to continously remind me! And will find and use anything as an example... from bad fashion sense, to broken ribs at the fair.

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