FabSwingers.com forum: are crocs sexy

By *uke olovingman OP Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

just got my first pair of crocs. i think they look sexy. opinions fabbers please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just got my first pair of crocs. i think they look sexy. opinions fabbers please"

Worn with white socks, phwoar !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost as sexy as flipflops.... Eh Femme....???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the pics??!!

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Your 'avin a laugh??.. .. Wouldn't be seen dead in 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost as sexy as flipflops.... Eh Femme....???

They may be bringing out a flipflopcroc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your 'avin a laugh??.. .. Wouldn't be seen dead in 'em"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your 'avin a laugh??.. .. Wouldn't be seen dead in 'em

what next a onesie?

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Ive got quite a few pairs of pointy crocs shoes n I love em...... Not the clog type shoes.... Hell no

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By *hris N KateCouple
over a year ago

Gainesville

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By *hris N KateCouple
over a year ago

Gainesville

I hate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon it would be meet suicide if ya turned up in crocs. Big no no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost as sexy as flipflops.... Eh Femme....???

They may be bringing out a flipflopcroc

They already have, I have a pair. Toepost flipflop with green rubber knobbly type of insole. They are very comfy, its all I wear abroad when its hot.

I wouldn't say they were sexy, but I don't need to look sexy all the time, comfort is great at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had some crocs once for knocking about in the garden in summer

Miss PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seriously??? no no no no no lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Almost as sexy as flipflops.... Eh Femme....???

They may be bringing out a flipflopcroc

for a sexless world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell nooooo, rather cut my feet off

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over a year ago

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Almost as sexy as flipflops.... Eh Femme....???

They may be bringing out a flipflopcroc

for a sexless world.

I own some croc flip flops.

Which are more attractive than most crocs but are still just a pair of flip flops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really hope this thread's a joke.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Almost as sexy as flipflops.... Eh Femme....???

They may be bringing out a flipflopcroc

for a sexless world.

I own some croc flip flops.

Which are more attractive than most crocs but are still just a pair of flip flops."

If the females use this rule,the human race may just survive.

Flipflopcroc thingy things for gardening.

Heels,stockings,red lipstick for happy sex.

it's only nature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a word ........... NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ever ever. Even for comfort.....you can have comfortable and stylish and it will never be a croc.

Sorry! But wear what you like and want its your choice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing like taking your crocs of after a day of looking like a twat. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think they are totally unsexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who wears them, they are sexy on some and a turn off on others :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs are a quick and useful way of working out whether the person in front of you has any taste or self respect. A wearer of crocs has neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a place where everyone has scrubs and crocs or something similar.

They are never worn outside that environment.

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

I know a few people eith croc wellies! I personally think they are awful but each to their own. I prefer my new rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no no! They should be banned!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work in a place where everyone has scrubs and crocs or something similar.

They are never worn outside that environment. "

So to clarify... Not sexy. :/

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Crocs are great for:-

gardening ( just rinse off )

summer popping to the corner shop ( time saving )

on the beach(save cut feet n waterproof )

mopping floors ( no wet socks )

Bit like an indoor foot wellie.

Crocs are a total no no if:

you are more than five minutes from your house and it's after 8 a.m and before dark.

You go to someone's house.

You go to the pub

You are being rushed to A and E ( there is always time to kick em off before dying )

You might be in eye shot of someone you fancy.

THEY ARE NEVER SEXY. Even if the person is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just never wear them in bed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Crocs are a quick and useful way of working out whether the person in front of you has any taste or self respect. A wearer of crocs has neither"

Not true. They have slightly more than someone who would judge a person by their footwear.

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I used to moan about shoes until I met a man with no feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only time Crocs could ever look sexy, is if they were melted down and recycled into a rubber catsuit …

But then again I think Uggs rock…

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Depends on the size and colour from what I am led to believe. Some women are definitely partial to big black crocs.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Depends on the size and colour from what I am led to believe. Some women are definitely partial to big black crocs."

Psssssssssst ........ Cocks

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Crocs are a quick and useful way of working out whether the person in front of you has any taste or self respect. A wearer of crocs has neither

Not true. They have slightly more than someone who would judge a person by their footwear. "

If someone is going to be judgemental about people, using shoes as a guide is probably a sensible choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

never tried fucking one have you seen there teeth

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Crocs are a quick and useful way of working out whether the person in front of you has any taste or self respect. A wearer of crocs has neither

Not true. They have slightly more than someone who would judge a person by their footwear.

If someone is going to be judgemental about people, using shoes as a guide is probably a sensible choice."

Yes Onny but if someone is judgemental about someone who is judgemental bout someone who is judgemental about someone who is in the wrong type of shoe ..... where does that leave us ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs are a quick and useful way of working out whether the person in front of you has any taste or self respect. A wearer of crocs has neither

Not true. They have slightly more than someone who would judge a person by their footwear.

If someone is going to be judgemental about people, using shoes as a guide is probably a sensible choice.

Yes Onny but if someone is judgemental about someone who is judgemental bout someone who is judgemental about someone who is in the wrong type of shoe ..... where does that leave us ?"

Did you go to the shop and say "Give me a pair of crocs and make it snappy" ... I know, the old jokes are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs are a quick and useful way of working out whether the person in front of you has any taste or self respect. A wearer of crocs has neither

Not true. They have slightly more than someone who would judge a person by their footwear.

If someone is going to be judgemental about people, using shoes as a guide is probably a sensible choice.

Yes Onny but if someone is judgemental about someone who is judgemental bout someone who is judgemental about someone who is in the wrong type of shoe ..... where does that leave us ?"

Fab forums....????

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By *uke olovingman OP Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

take that as a no then thanks guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are comfy, and I wear them for work and leisure.

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

We think they look quiet snappy

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Depends on the size and colour from what I am led to believe. Some women are definitely partial to big black crocs.

Psssssssssst ........ Cocks "

No wonder last night's meet looked so disappointed when she arrived, with her cuck hubby, to be greeted by me wearing nothing else, proudly saying 'they're a size 10 missus. Will that do ya?'

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Sexy = confident.

If you're confident in crocs then yes....

If you're confident naked then even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe they're really comfy but they give me the willies!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Oh hell no!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have heard they are comfy. I think it is a special type of person that wears them though.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I have heard they are comfy. I think it is a special type of person that wears them though. "

I tried some on in slain years ago before they became popular over here as I'd seen loads of locals wearing them, they're all bumpy on the bottom and they make your feet look huge. Can't deny that they have their uses as detailed by granny crumpet but I'd rather go barefoot!! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We think they look quiet snappy

Snappy as in irritable or neat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy = confident.

If you're confident in crocs then yes....

If you're confident naked then even better

Sexy = Confident, Bright Eyes & Smiles

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I bought a pair in Cap d'Agde some years ago. They're great on the beach but not for the High Street.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

not to swim with

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I have heard they are comfy. I think it is a special type of person that wears them though. "

yep,they're called virgins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant stand crocs, ive seen a few people walkiing round in them in swining clubs, theres nothing worse than a guy in a towel and crocs to show he dont give s shit what he looks like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they sexy? no.

Are they practical? yes.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

hanging off ur testicles no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost as sexy as flipflops.... Eh Femme....???

They may be bringing out a flipflopcroc

for a sexless world.

I own some croc flip flops.

Which are more attractive than most crocs but are still just a pair of flip flops."

I have some too!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Almost as sexy as flipflops.... Eh Femme....???

They may be bringing out a flipflopcroc

for a sexless world.

I own some croc flip flops.

Which are more attractive than most crocs but are still just a pair of flip flops.

If the females use this rule,the human race may just survive.

Flipflopcroc thingy things for gardening.

Heels,stockings,red lipstick for happy sex.

it's only nature.

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

"i cant stand crocs, ive seen a few people walkiing round in them in swining clubs, theres nothing worse than a guy in a towel and crocs to show he dont give s shit what he looks like

What goes on in swining clubs? he he he

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"I work in a place where everyone has scrubs and crocs or something similar.

They are never worn outside that environment. "

The exception that proves the rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aren't they for kids?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was advised to buy some for work as you can stick them in the washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple answer is no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just got my first pair of crocs. i think they look sexy. opinions fabbers please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i cant stand crocs, ive seen a few people walkiing round in them in swining clubs, theres nothing worse than a guy in a towel and crocs to show he dont give s shit what he looks like

What goes on in swining clubs? he he he

None of your piggin' business....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was advised to buy some for work as you can stick them in the washing machine

I'd rather buy you a new pair of shoes a week than see you have to wear then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was advised to buy some for work as you can stick them in the washing machine

I'd rather buy you a new pair of shoes a week than see you have to wear then lol"

did everyone just read that?!

its a legal statement so think youve gotta stick to your word now lol

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over a year ago

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By *appyTrancerMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"just got my first pair of crocs. i think they look sexy. opinions fabbers please"

Ah ha.

Ha.

Hhahahhaahhahahahahahaaaa.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"just got my first pair of crocs. i think they look sexy. opinions fabbers please"

Serious answer? Nope, some things are just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs are the fastest way to show your kids you hate them and wish they were never born.

Adults wearing then just displays they've given up on fashion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THE worst fashion accessory/shoe ever to be invented, absolutely disgusting and I am sorry if this offends but 99% of people I have seen wearing them are sruffy and/or obese. I would not evenm buy for them my son. If I was ever to go on Room 101, they would be in there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was advised to buy some for work as you can stick them in the washing machine

I'd rather buy you a new pair of shoes a week than see you have to wear then lol

did everyone just read that?!

its a legal statement so think youve gotta stick to your word now lol

Does that hold true for everyone on fabs, are buy us all new shoes every week if we say we are going to get crocs? Or only for those who already have bought them?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing crocs is like getting a blow job from a guy, no doubt feels great until you look down and realise you're gay

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blow job from a guy, no doubt feels great until you look down and realise you're gay

That made us laugh , thanks

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