FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the best way to ask her

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want to do the sex with her. How do I ask?

Wrong answers only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hole in the bottom of the popcorn, slip the little guy in there, put Netflix on, sit back and wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hole in the bottom of the popcorn, slip the little guy in there, put Netflix on, sit back and wait."

Just make sure it isn't salty

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

So when are you going to put out? cos I got this hottie gagging for it, look she's texting me to come over right now. Check them titties out!

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

You don’t ask! What a ridiculous idea

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Just shove it up her bum. Actions speak louder than words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and see my stamp collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause an argument and then wait for the inevitable makeup sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hole in the bottom of the popcorn, slip the little guy in there, put Netflix on, sit back and wait."

Not his first time. ^

My GOAT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come and see my stamp collection

Someone will be getting pressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just shove it up her bum. Actions speak louder than words

this is …

I’m speechless

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

FAF, surely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don’t ask! What a ridiculous idea

Spread em, sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or hot toffee sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write it on her windows with your own faeces.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So when are you going to put out? cos I got this hottie gagging for it, look she's texting me to come over right now. Check them titties out!"
I’d say something like that fr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FAF, surely?"

It’s just not HOT enough

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Write it on her windows with your own faeces."

Er....maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to do the sex with her. How do I ask?

Wrong answers only

Probably a forum thread I suspect.

Consistency is key.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Write it on her windows with your own faeces."

Ok you’re in the lead with this one

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Take her out for a coffee, pay for her drink ('cos you're a gent). Then as you're putting the drinks down on the table she's snagged for you both, whip your dick out and ask her "fancy a nosh?"

LvM

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Shall we shag like rabbits?

(He pisses on her then jumps on for 20 seconds)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a deep breath in my dear, you're just going to feel a little prick.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Wait for Rex to approach her, when he is through, offer to be sloppy seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write it on her windows with your own faeces.

Ok you’re in the lead with this one

Write in on her windows with her faeces.

I'm such an old romantic.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Shall we shag like rabbits?

(He pisses on her then jumps on for 20 seconds)"

Stamina. Like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait for Rex to approach her, when he is through, offer to be sloppy seconds

This will not be happening.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Shall we shag like rabbits?

(He pisses on her then jumps on for 20 seconds)

Stamina. Like it

Best 20 seconds of her life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to do the sex with her. How do I ask?

Wrong answers only

Probably a forum thread I suspect.

Consistency is key.

Expected more from you. Don’t know why. I just did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall we shag like rabbits?

(He pisses on her then jumps on for 20 seconds)"

Shall we

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Wait for Rex to approach her, when he is through, offer to be sloppy seconds

This will not be happening. "

Sorry, you said Wrong answers

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Shall we shag like rabbits?

(He pisses on her then jumps on for 20 seconds)

Stamina. Like it

Best 20 seconds of her life

Makings of a porno here

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"FAF, surely?

It’s just not HOT enough

Oh I see. Sorry, can’t really help then. FAF works for me EVERY SINGLE TIME.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take her out for a coffee, pay for her drink ('cos you're a gent). Then as you're putting the drinks down on the table she's snagged for you both, whip your dick out and ask her "fancy a nosh?"

LvM"

these are the words of a vet

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Write it on her windows with your own faeces.

Ok you’re in the lead with this one

Write in on her windows with her faeces.

I'm such an old romantic."

Make sure the writing is cursive for extra feels though.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Cause an argument and then wait for the inevitable makeup sex."

I married one of them. She'd actually just look at me, when I was wound up and just smile at me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait for Rex to approach her, when he is through, offer to be sloppy seconds

This will not be happening.

Sorry, you said Wrong answers

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that’s true. I apologise

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Jump out from behind the wheelie bin naked as she gets home from work and shout sausage surprise, while slapping her arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Write it on her windows with your own faeces.

Ok you’re in the lead with this one

Write in on her windows with her faeces.

I'm such an old romantic.

Make sure the writing is cursive for extra feels though. "

Look outside your bedroom window x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take a deep breath in my dear, you're just going to feel a little prick. "

my ickle pickle

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Write it on her windows with your own faeces.

Ok you’re in the lead with this one

Write in on her windows with her faeces.

I'm such an old romantic.

Make sure the writing is cursive for extra feels though.

Look outside your bedroom window x"

Oh joy!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Marry her.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Marry her."

Ha, he wants sex

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Don't ask her, in the words of Wise and benevolent DJT, just grab them by the pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand outside her house naked, preferably when her mum is there. Swing ya todger and shout in a loud voice "cum and get it my lover"!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Whisper it to someone on Fab and tell them it's a secret.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Stand outside her house naked, preferably when her mum is there. Swing ya todger and shout in a loud voice "cum and get it my lover"!

Which one does he take, if they both come outside?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Nope! Nope! Nope! I refuse because my brain will give in to the invasive thoughts and that is a lone I refuse to cross.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whisper it to someone on Fab and tell them it's a secret."

I knows just the person to tell

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Whisper it to someone on Fab and tell them it's a secret."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope! Nope! Nope! I refuse because my brain will give in to the invasive thoughts and that is a lone I refuse to cross."

Aha *looks at camera*

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Message in a bottle

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

With rope and paddles, nothing says I wanna do the sex with you more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stand outside her house naked, preferably when her mum is there. Swing ya todger and shout in a loud voice "cum and get it my lover"!

Her mum? The women in my age range don’t live with their mums

they are the mums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message in a bottle "

Serious for back in your days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With rope and paddles, nothing says I wanna do the sex with you more "

So you just went straight to giving right answers then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marry her."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marry her.

Ha, he wants sex

Excellent

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nope! Nope! Nope! I refuse because my brain will give in to the invasive thoughts and that is a lone I refuse to cross.

Aha *looks at camera*"

This is why this place needs me memes!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"With rope and paddles, nothing says I wanna do the sex with you more

So you just went straight to giving right answers then?

You know me pickles never one to conform to the forums whim..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope! Nope! Nope! I refuse because my brain will give in to the invasive thoughts and that is a lone I refuse to cross.

Aha *looks at camera*

This is why this place needs me memes! "

if this place had memes and gifs I reckon you would be a bigger legend than you already are

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Just look her deep in the eyes and say... "give me a wank with your mouth"

I'm sure she'll get the hint after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stand outside her house naked, preferably when her mum is there. Swing ya todger and shout in a loud voice "cum and get it my lover"!

Which one does he take, if they both come outside?

Oh mum as well? Bonus! At least she can test drive for her daughter! (Have we gone too far Mr pickles?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stand outside her house naked, preferably when her mum is there. Swing ya todger and shout in a loud voice "cum and get it my lover"!

Her mum? The women in my age range don’t live with their mums

they are the mums

Damn it! Leave it with me, I'll have a think!

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

Bundle her in the boot of your car and then get in yourself.

Or run up to her in the street and throw your man muck at her face. Nothing says "I want a blowjob" quite like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stare at her unblinkingly. Then slowly and lasciviously lick your lips whilst winking. Finally grab your crotch and look down and then at her. Repeat until she jumps on it.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Do a slow wink then rearrange your junk whilst maintaining eye contact. Then wink a few more times for good measure

Mrs TMN x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nope! Nope! Nope! I refuse because my brain will give in to the invasive thoughts and that is a lone I refuse to cross.

Aha *looks at camera*

This is why this place needs me memes!

if this place had memes and gifs I reckon you would be a bigger legend than you already are"

Fuck it. I'm gonna do it.

You guys ask?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Stand outside her house naked, preferably when her mum is there. Swing ya todger and shout in a loud voice "cum and get it my lover"!

Which one does he take, if they both come outside?

Oh mum as well? Bonus! At least she can test drive for her daughter! (Have we gone too far Mr pickles?)

This sounds like experience talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope! Nope! Nope! I refuse because my brain will give in to the invasive thoughts and that is a lone I refuse to cross.

Aha *looks at camera*

This is why this place needs me memes!

if this place had memes and gifs I reckon you would be a bigger legend than you already are

Fuck it. I'm gonna do it.

You guys ask? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope! Nope! Nope! I refuse because my brain will give in to the invasive thoughts and that is a lone I refuse to cross.

Aha *looks at camera*

This is why this place needs me memes!

if this place had memes and gifs I reckon you would be a bigger legend than you already are

Fuck it. I'm gonna do it.

You guys ask? "

It’s giving ‘If you man do it first I’ll do it too’ which is a GREAT meme reference.

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