FabSwingers.com forum: Steven Seagal

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One of my guilty pleasures used to be watching some of the worst action movies staring this "Legend"

Typically his films had a 3 word title such as...

Hard to kill

Out for jusice

Above the law

Half past dead

You get the idea. What would be your "Seagal" Fab user name?

Are you a "man for fun" or a "ride me hard" Seagal fabber?

Let's get creative here!!!

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

He's also a total fraud and a loon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's also a total fraud and a loon "

Aren't we all

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Just a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Perfect Weapon

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Hans of fate.

I'm more a Bruce Lee fan.

Fist of fury

Big boss man

Enter the dragon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Perfect Weapon

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Axe-it wounds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a cock

Simple and to the point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Axe-it wounds."

We have a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Axe-it wounds.

We have a winner

I actually really liked that film when I was younger

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Two to tango

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Executive Decision killed in the first act of the film, instantly improved the film.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two to tango

Classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Axe-it wounds.

We have a winner

I actually really liked that film when I was younger

I found them so bad they were good. Kinda like "Machette" films without the irony

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Two to tango

Classy

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an action dance movie seagal is like a duck on the dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plunder Siege

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two to tango

Classy

an action dance movie seagal is like a duck on the dance floor

I see Antonio Banderas as the hip swiveling assasin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plunder Siege"

Three words, I need another word!!!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Two to tango

Classy

an action dance movie seagal is like a duck on the dance floor

I see Antonio Banderas as the hip swiveling assasin "
Yes with some Spanish dialect...... Vamos and Hasta la vista baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plunder Siege

Three words, I need another word!!!"

Ffs

Out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plunder Siege"

Nice word play though

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"He's also a total fraud and a loon "

Thats more than 3 words

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"He's also a total fraud and a loon

Thats more than 3 words "

I'm actually digging Fraud and Loon though

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Bunch my hair

Die my hair

Hand to gland

Old guys rule

Slap his face

Fisting the hole

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Stone faced wanker

That being said, under seige is one of my favourite things to watch. None of his other shit though.

Take my pies out of the oven!

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By *hitsbayMan
over a year ago

Whitstable

There is a guy on YouTube that reviews his movies in the most critical and hilarious way..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bunch my hair

Die my hair

Hand to gland

Old guys rule

Slap his face

Fisting the hole"

You've really pu the effort in here.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Flaccid Down Below

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Wasnt he black belt in Bullshido?

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By *am and johnCouple
over a year ago

york

Prat in wig

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Wasnt he black belt in Bullshido?

He's a 7th Dan in Aikido

That's way beyond black belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasnt he black belt in Bullshido?

He's a 7th Dan in Aikido

That's way beyond black belt

Isn’t that basically karate for show? Like any real martial artist would absolutely destroy him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasnt he black belt in Bullshido?

He's a 7th Dan in Aikido

That's way beyond black belt

Isn’t that basically karate for show? Like any real martial artist would absolutely destroy him."

He's a dosser

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Wasnt he black belt in Bullshido?

He's a 7th Dan in Aikido

That's way beyond black belt

Isn’t that basically karate for show? Like any real martial artist would absolutely destroy him."

I think it's all about using your opponents weight and strength against them.

I don't think it's intended for offence, and is more focused on reaction rather than action.

It's a legitimate martial art and getting to 7th Dan takes years and years of dedication.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flaccid Down Below"

Very nice

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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Thought this might amuse the OP and maybe some readers...

I've worked in the music industry on and off all my adult life and I had the experience of working on one of Seagal's music tours. He is, to be fair, a pretty talented guitarist.

However, when arriving to start the tour we were instructed by his manager that if we had to introduce Mr Seagal to anyone (occasionally happens out on the road) we MUST introduce him as "Actor, Musician and Philosopher Steven Seagal"

No, I never had to say it.... phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Above the law is one of the greatest, terrible films ever made!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought this might amuse the OP and maybe some readers...

I've worked in the music industry on and off all my adult life and I had the experience of working on one of Seagal's music tours. He is, to be fair, a pretty talented guitarist.

No, I never had to say it.... phew! "

They missed out "God amongst men"

Who wouldn't enjoy a philosophical discussion with Stevie?

Thanks for the story xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Above the law is one of the greatest, terrible films ever made!

Mr "

They are truly dire. Nicolas cage is my all time train wreck actor tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Above the law is one of the greatest, terrible films ever made!

They are truly dire. Nicolas cage is my all time train wreck actor tho. "

WHAT! Face Off? CONAIR? These are masterpieces!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Above the law is one of the greatest, terrible films ever made!

They are truly dire. Nicolas cage is my all time train wreck actor tho. "

Agree with that. Nic cage makes roger moore look like a shakespearean master.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

What’s that one on the boat, where he uses the microwave as a bomb

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s that one on the boat, where he uses the microwave as a bomb

The mr "

Under Siege?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Above the law is one of the greatest, terrible films ever made!

They are truly dire. Nicolas cage is my all time train wreck actor tho.

WHAT! Face Off? CONAIR? These are masterpieces!!

They truly are. The more cagey the cage the better

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Master of freeze frame martial arts

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Been watching a guy that reviews his films on YT.

So funny. Its a much watch.

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By *aretobareCouple
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Absolutely love the Bullshido. Apparently the examiner for his Akido / Bullshido examination was so bored he fell asleep and gave him the award by accident. I do love watching the waddle and stunt doubles for difficult things like walking up stairs, walking along corridors and obviously the obligatory brothel and poor young women that he gropes!

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Every film hes in involves playing with a fit young lady.

Cant wait to hear about all the sexual charges against him soon.

Some really good film reviews on YT LOL

Master of Bullshido.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"One of my guilty pleasures used to be watching some of the worst action movies staring this "Legend"

Typically his films had a 3 word title such as...

Hard to kill

Out for jusice

Above the law

Half past dead

You get the idea. What would be your "Seagal" Fab user name?

Are you a "man for fun" or a "ride me hard" Seagal fabber?

Let's get creative here!!!"

Erection for peace

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Above the law is one of the greatest, terrible films ever made!

They are truly dire. Nicolas cage is my all time train wreck actor tho. "
really i like nicholas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Above the law is one of the greatest, terrible films ever made!

They are truly dire. Nicolas cage is my all time train wreck actor tho. really i like nicholas

I really like him too. He's a legend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of my guilty pleasures used to be watching some of the worst action movies staring this "Legend"

Typically his films had a 3 word title such as...

Hard to kill

Out for jusice

Above the law

Half past dead

You get the idea. What would be your "Seagal" Fab user name?

Are you a "man for fun" or a "ride me hard" Seagal fabber?

Let's get creative here!!!

Erection for peace

Nice

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Death by bi

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Ponytails Drift Harder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Death by bi

Ouch! Sounds painful x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ponytails Drift Harder"

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Above the law is one of the greatest, terrible films ever made!

They are truly dire. Nicolas cage is my all time train wreck actor tho. really i like nicholas

I really like him too. He's a legend"
yes i mean face off, con air, las vegas, vengeance and raising Arizona great films

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Above the law is one of the greatest, terrible films ever made!

They are truly dire. Nicolas cage is my all time train wreck actor tho. really i like nicholas

I really like him too. He's a legendyes i mean face off, con air, las vegas, vengeance and raising Arizona great films

I like wild at heart and some of his "cult" films like Mandy. Not seen willy's wonderland yet. Now that's a fab username in the making.

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Hard and harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmmmm... let me think....

Yep got it....

Tall and athletic

Now where have I seen that before *ponders*

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Above the law is one of the greatest, terrible films ever made!

They are truly dire. Nicolas cage is my all time train wreck actor tho. really i like nicholas

I really like him too. He's a legendyes i mean face off, con air, las vegas, vengeance and raising Arizona great films

I like wild at heart and some of his "cult" films like Mandy. Not seen willy's wonderland yet. Now that's a fab username in the making. "
think I've seen Wild at heart but don't recall it

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Flock of seagals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flock of seagals "

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

The Hard On

Out for Lunch

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Flock of seagals "

Winner

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