FabSwingers.com forum: Stay fresh

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Cheesebags

I'm going in the shower, so like last time, don't break anything or cause any fights while I'm gone.

Keep it civil and chilled. Don't get too emotional or overly excited.

I'm trusting YOU to be responsible.

I won't be long... Just don't do it.

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By *onicZMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I've just got out of the shower, so I'll hold the fort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair all I wanted to read was the Fab Legends post, now it's gone.

Now I'm bored

may as well do some phys now!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Can I watch?

Or come too, I'm a bit of a cheesebag at the moment

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Civil and chilled?

You've been in the forums long enough now to not hand out such unrealistic expectations

Mrs

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Civil and chilled?

You've been in the forums long enough now to not hand out such unrealistic expectations

Mrs "

I know. But at least I can say "I told them but they just didn't listen"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to know who’s who and who *used* to be who before they left (and came back again). Surely that’s not too much to ask?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I just want to know who’s who and who *used* to be who before they left (and came back again). Surely that’s not too much to ask?"

I'm me! That's all I know

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I immediately thought Gaz Top, but that programme was 'Get Fresh'. Funny what the mind makes you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shower at weird times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheesebags

I'm going in the shower, so like last time, don't break anything or cause any fights while I'm gone.

Keep it civil and chilled. Don't get too emotional or overly excited.

I'm trusting YOU to be responsible.

I won't be long... Just don't do it. "

This sounds like a big case of FOMO and you just wanting everyone to pause while you're gone.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cheesebags

I'm going in the shower, so like last time, don't break anything or cause any fights while I'm gone.

Keep it civil and chilled. Don't get too emotional or overly excited.

I'm trusting YOU to be responsible.

I won't be long... Just don't do it.

This sounds like a big case of FOMO and you just wanting everyone to pause while you're gone."

A little! The drama is more fun when it happening in real time, and not reading back over it.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You shower at weird times."

You still would, if I had invited you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shower at weird times.

You still would, if I had invited you"

I have a weird thing about wet hair...

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You shower at weird times.

You still would, if I had invited you

I have a weird thing about wet hair..."

I'm sure you look just as lovely in a shower cap...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 minute showers please. The planet needs us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"8 minute showers please. The planet needs us"

And my stress levels need a longer shower pickles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheesebags

I'm going in the shower, so like last time, don't break anything or cause any fights while I'm gone.

Keep it civil and chilled. Don't get too emotional or overly excited.

I'm trusting YOU to be responsible.

I won't be long... Just don't do it.

This sounds like a big case of FOMO and you just wanting everyone to pause while you're gone.

A little! The drama is more fun when it happening in real time, and not reading back over it. "

Crikey!

You clearly don't know how to entertain yourself in the shower properly....I'm disappointed in you.

Would you like some lessons?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"8 minute showers please. The planet needs us"

Urgh, how about I shower once a month. Those minutes can add up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"8 minute showers please. The planet needs us"

Where's the emoji with the zipped mouth when you need it???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheesebags

I'm going in the shower, so like last time, don't break anything or cause any fights while I'm gone.

Keep it civil and chilled. Don't get too emotional or overly excited.

I'm trusting YOU to be responsible.

I won't be long... Just don't do it.

This sounds like a big case of FOMO and you just wanting everyone to pause while you're gone.

A little! The drama is more fun when it happening in real time, and not reading back over it.

Crikey!

You clearly don't know how to entertain yourself in the shower properly....I'm disappointed in you.

Would you like some lessons?"

He can also borrow my suction dildo?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cheesebags

I'm going in the shower, so like last time, don't break anything or cause any fights while I'm gone.

Keep it civil and chilled. Don't get too emotional or overly excited.

I'm trusting YOU to be responsible.

I won't be long... Just don't do it.

This sounds like a big case of FOMO and you just wanting everyone to pause while you're gone.

A little! The drama is more fun when it happening in real time, and not reading back over it.

Crikey!

You clearly don't know how to entertain yourself in the shower properly....I'm disappointed in you.

Would you like some lessons?"

Yes, yes I would.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cheesebags

I'm going in the shower, so like last time, don't break anything or cause any fights while I'm gone.

Keep it civil and chilled. Don't get too emotional or overly excited.

I'm trusting YOU to be responsible.

I won't be long... Just don't do it.

This sounds like a big case of FOMO and you just wanting everyone to pause while you're gone.

A little! The drama is more fun when it happening in real time, and not reading back over it.

Crikey!

You clearly don't know how to entertain yourself in the shower properly....I'm disappointed in you.

Would you like some lessons?

He can also borrow my suction dildo?"

You can't watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheesebags

I'm going in the shower, so like last time, don't break anything or cause any fights while I'm gone.

Keep it civil and chilled. Don't get too emotional or overly excited.

I'm trusting YOU to be responsible.

I won't be long... Just don't do it.

This sounds like a big case of FOMO and you just wanting everyone to pause while you're gone.

A little! The drama is more fun when it happening in real time, and not reading back over it.

Crikey!

You clearly don't know how to entertain yourself in the shower properly....I'm disappointed in you.

Would you like some lessons?

He can also borrow my suction dildo?"

she's got the idea ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheesebags

I'm going in the shower, so like last time, don't break anything or cause any fights while I'm gone.

Keep it civil and chilled. Don't get too emotional or overly excited.

I'm trusting YOU to be responsible.

I won't be long... Just don't do it.

This sounds like a big case of FOMO and you just wanting everyone to pause while you're gone.

A little! The drama is more fun when it happening in real time, and not reading back over it.

Crikey!

You clearly don't know how to entertain yourself in the shower properly....I'm disappointed in you.

Would you like some lessons?

He can also borrow my suction dildo?

You can't watch"

Well obviously, I'm not getting my hair wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheesebags

I'm going in the shower, so like last time, don't break anything or cause any fights while I'm gone.

Keep it civil and chilled. Don't get too emotional or overly excited.

I'm trusting YOU to be responsible.

I won't be long... Just don't do it.

This sounds like a big case of FOMO and you just wanting everyone to pause while you're gone.

A little! The drama is more fun when it happening in real time, and not reading back over it.

Crikey!

You clearly don't know how to entertain yourself in the shower properly....I'm disappointed in you.

Would you like some lessons?

He can also borrow my suction dildo?

she's got the idea ^^"

*Wrong emoji dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheesebags

I'm going in the shower, so like last time, don't break anything or cause any fights while I'm gone.

Keep it civil and chilled. Don't get too emotional or overly excited.

I'm trusting YOU to be responsible.

I won't be long... Just don't do it.

This sounds like a big case of FOMO and you just wanting everyone to pause while you're gone.

A little! The drama is more fun when it happening in real time, and not reading back over it.

Crikey!

You clearly don't know how to entertain yourself in the shower properly....I'm disappointed in you.

Would you like some lessons?

Yes, yes I would. "

Next shower, let me know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if you're just showering now OP does that mean you've only just got out of bed? And does that mean you have a reason why you stayed in bed all day?? Come on, juicy details!!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

So, in essence, you're telling us that you're having a shower?

Righty-ho.

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