FabSwingers.com forum: Lost and found

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I've just spent a good hour looking for my birth certificate to no avail.

I did however find my suction silicone dildo I keep losing!!

Have you found anything lately you thought you'd lost forever?

Let me know, I'm just off for a shower...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't drown.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Still unable to find my fucks to give.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, where was it hidden to become lost?

I’m always losing my keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I'm pretty organised

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

I think I just found inspiration for my next video with you talking about showers & dildos

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I mean, where was it hidden to become lost?

I’m always losing my keys "

Inside her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

I haven’t found anything I thought I’d lost.

Not no, I won’t let you know.

That would have just been rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my sex club membership card and couldn't find it for a week's, but they still let me in without it. I've found it now though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still unable to find my fucks to give.

Hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't drown."

Don't pray for it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean, where was it hidden to become lost?

I’m always losing my keys "

In a filing cabinet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean, where was it hidden to become lost?

I’m always losing my keys

Inside her

Yeah I don’t think I lose them though… there’s a vibrating thing on to find them if I lose them…. I just press it and follow the groans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't drown.

Don't pray for it!!"

No more voice notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean, where was it hidden to become lost?

I’m always losing my keys

In a filing cabinet

Was it a wanking from home day WFH

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I think I just found inspiration for my next video with you talking about showers & dildos "

.....awaiting upload

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No.

I haven’t found anything I thought I’d lost.

Not no, I won’t let you know.

That would have just been rude! "

I can take it, you can be rude.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon."

Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon."

That's who you remind me of!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I lost my sex club membership card and couldn't find it for a week's, but they still let me in without it. I've found it now though."

I reckon that's about 90% of your messages asking which club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't drown.

Don't pray for it!!

No more voice notes

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Still waiting for that miracle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.

Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick

But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.

That's who you remind me of!"

I would use his catchphrase but I don’t want a ban

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.

Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick

But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now?"

We all age. It's embarrassing to see blokes pretending to be some youngster. Wear your age with pride

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.

Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick

But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now?"

My lips are sealed.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"So I've just spent a good hour looking for my birth certificate to no avail.

I did however find my suction silicone dildo I keep losing!!

Have you found anything lately you thought you'd lost forever?

Let me know, I'm just off for a shower..."

Am just cleaning out the sideboard while I watch the tennis, so you never know, oh the excitement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.

Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick

But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now?

We all age. It's embarrassing to see blokes pretending to be some youngster. Wear your age with pride

I’ll be bald before I’m fully grey. I’ll take that as a positive

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.

Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick

But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now?

We all age. It's embarrassing to see blokes pretending to be some youngster. Wear your age with pride

I’ll be bald before I’m fully grey. I’ll take that as a positive

My look. Get your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.

Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick

But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now?

My lips are sealed."

For the first time in your life?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yep. The charger part of my second favourite sex toy. Thought it was in a hotel room, was in a coat. Classy woman I am.

I actually called Coco De Mer to get a replacement, was told they'd discontinued it but they'd send out a little gift as an apology.

I found it the next day.

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By *oodeggMan
over a year ago

Devon

Lost my dignity from being on this website too long

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Still unable to find my fucks to give.

Same lol

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Yep. The charger part of my second favourite sex toy. Thought it was in a hotel room, was in a coat. Classy woman I am.

I actually called Coco De Mer to get a replacement, was told they'd discontinued it but they'd send out a little gift as an apology.

I found it the next day.

all's well. got to love a happy ending

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.

Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick

But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now?

My lips are sealed.

For the first time in your life?"

I can't breathe with my mouth closed.

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

We have lost all our club membership cards hope we won't have to re register and pay fee gutted is a understatment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep. The charger part of my second favourite sex toy. Thought it was in a hotel room, was in a coat. Classy woman I am.

I actually called Coco De Mer to get a replacement, was told they'd discontinued it but they'd send out a little gift as an apology.

I found it the next day.

That's like a half a story....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lost my dignity from being on this website too long

Haven't we all...

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"I think I just found inspiration for my next video with you talking about showers & dildos

.....awaiting upload

Guys, seriously, we are on page 4 of hot videos, need your help to get to page 1, get fabbing

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

My marbles

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Yep. The charger part of my second favourite sex toy. Thought it was in a hotel room, was in a coat. Classy woman I am.

I actually called Coco De Mer to get a replacement, was told they'd discontinued it but they'd send out a little gift as an apology.

I found it the next day.

That's like a half a story...."

Stop trying to make me talk about The Sex Lilith. Darn it woman. Never has your name been so apt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found another grey hair. I’m going to have to break out the hair dye or look like the dad from East is East soon.

Nope. Go natural son. Don't look like a prick

But if I dye my hair I would look the same as I usually do. Does this mean I look like a prick now?

My lips are sealed.

For the first time in your life?

I can't breathe with my mouth closed. "

Get some of the lick you for hours blokes to teach you to breath through your ears.

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By *entleman_of_pleasureMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I have of late, though I know not where, lost all my mirth...

Sorry, Smurfs. I've lost all my Smurfs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep. The charger part of my second favourite sex toy. Thought it was in a hotel room, was in a coat. Classy woman I am.

I actually called Coco De Mer to get a replacement, was told they'd discontinued it but they'd send out a little gift as an apology.

I found it the next day.

That's like a half a story....

Stop trying to make me talk about The Sex Lilith. Darn it woman. Never has your name been so apt."

Follow me into the garden of temptation...

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Constantly lose my keys, tried everything, always happens and I have loads of them.

Found some pics of my wife recently, I thought I'd deleted all the 'sex' pics years ago. Was a rather peculiar mix of contradicting emotions. Still processing that.

Anyway, also the super glue, which is useful as I needed to fix something. Fixing a hole where the rain comes in, to stop my mind from wandering.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yep. The charger part of my second favourite sex toy. Thought it was in a hotel room, was in a coat. Classy woman I am.

I actually called Coco De Mer to get a replacement, was told they'd discontinued it but they'd send out a little gift as an apology.

I found it the next day.

That's like a half a story....

Stop trying to make me talk about The Sex Lilith. Darn it woman. Never has your name been so apt.

Follow me into the garden of temptation...

Don't do it! I've heard stories. Think of the original versions of fairy tales.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Constantly lose my keys, tried everything, always happens and I have loads of them.

Found some pics of my wife recently, I thought I'd deleted all the 'sex' pics years ago. Was a rather peculiar mix of contradicting emotions. Still processing that.

Anyway, also the super glue, which is useful as I needed to fix something. Fixing a hole where the rain comes in, to stop my mind from wandering.

I find my keys in the fridge all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep. The charger part of my second favourite sex toy. Thought it was in a hotel room, was in a coat. Classy woman I am.

I actually called Coco De Mer to get a replacement, was told they'd discontinued it but they'd send out a little gift as an apology.

I found it the next day.

That's like a half a story....

Stop trying to make me talk about The Sex Lilith. Darn it woman. Never has your name been so apt.

Follow me into the garden of temptation...

Don't do it! I've heard stories. Think of the original versions of fairy tales. "

Follow the bread crumbs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Constantly lose my keys, tried everything, always happens and I have loads of them.

Found some pics of my wife recently, I thought I'd deleted all the 'sex' pics years ago. Was a rather peculiar mix of contradicting emotions. Still processing that.

Anyway, also the super glue, which is useful as I needed to fix something. Fixing a hole where the rain comes in, to stop my mind from wandering.

I find my keys in the fridge all the time."

Damn you’re old.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve lost my mojo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remote Shutter for my Camera (Proper camera)..

Spent hours looking for it and found it in a box with some Female Masquerade Masks which I've had for years after trying to get into "People" Photography which I nearly sold last month

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"I’ve lost my mojo

I found it! Bit fluffy and something sticky on it- was down the side of the sofa!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve lost my mojo

I found it! Bit fluffy and something sticky on it- was down the side of the sofa!"

You’re not sticking it up my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still unable to find my fucks to give.

"
It's over here it floated across the Atlantic in a beer bottle. Debating on using it for target practice.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Yeah I have tiles on everything so no longer lose stuff. I lost my work badge twice in one month but luckily security have a soft spot for me.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"I’ve lost my mojo

I found it! Bit fluffy and something sticky on it- was down the side of the sofa!

You’re not sticking it up my bum

Not until you beg Rexy

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Constantly lose my keys, tried everything, always happens and I have loads of them.

Found some pics of my wife recently, I thought I'd deleted all the 'sex' pics years ago. Was a rather peculiar mix of contradicting emotions. Still processing that.

Anyway, also the super glue, which is useful as I needed to fix something. Fixing a hole where the rain comes in, to stop my mind from wandering.

I find my keys in the fridge all the time.

Damn you’re old."

Hey that happens to me too!

Oh wait, I'm old, I forgot.

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

I've lost my way.

Can anyone point me in the right direction?

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