FabSwingers.com forum: Why don't you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just switch off your fabswingers app

And go out and do something less boring instead

I'm getting my arse out of bed, going to clean up my squalid flat and go get some Dr Pepper zero and some random crap from TK Maxx.

Although I'll probally post a nostalgic TV thread in an hour or so.

What you all doing?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hermit-ing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to buy some decaf coffee and then have a wank later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am about to have brunch with a fellow Fabber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am going to buy some decaf coffee and then have a wank later. "

Is the decaf to steady the hands before said wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to buy some decaf coffee and then have a wank later. "

My man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to buy some decaf coffee and then have a wank later.

Is the decaf to steady the hands before said wank? "

Could be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to buy some decaf coffee and then have a wank later.

My man

Yktv

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Looking after my sisters naughty puppy so she can have a break

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am about to have brunch with a fellow Fabber"

A boozy bottomless one or more of a sophisticated affair

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Everything which needed doing was done yesterday. Today is chill perv. and hopefully fun later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am about to have brunch with a fellow Fabber

A boozy bottomless one or more of a sophisticated affair"

Oh sophisticated dahling.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I will be as soon as Lidl opens

Gonna see if there's any bakery bargains going begging.

I'm thinking of walking there as my knees are painful and it might help.

It will almost definitely pour down if I do.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I am about to have brunch with a fellow Fabber

A boozy bottomless one or more of a sophisticated affair

Oh sophisticated dahling.

Rita's caff for a doorstep sandwich and builder's tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am about to have brunch with a fellow Fabber"
cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I'm sitting at home, watching TV

I'll turn it off, it's no good for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am about to have brunch with a fellow Fabber

A boozy bottomless one or more of a sophisticated affair

Oh sophisticated dahling.

Sounds heavenly x enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I'm sitting at home, watching TV

I'll turn it off, it's no good for me

Always found that theme tune irronic.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I've got a shoe rack to build. I need to start offering sexual favours for people to build shit for me.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"just switch off your fabswingers app

And go out and do something less boring instead

I'm getting my arse out of bed, going to clean up my squalid flat and go get some Dr Pepper zero and some random crap from TK Maxx.

Although I'll probally post a nostalgic TV thread in an hour or so.

What you all doing?

Remembering telly from my youth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will be as soon as Lidl opens

Gonna see if there's any bakery bargains going begging.

I'm thinking of walking there as my knees are painful and it might help.

It will almost definitely pour down if I do.

Sun's breaking thru Nana.

My daughter is the Queen of yellow stickers. She'll eat anything that's reduced to 15p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to buy some decaf coffee and then have a wank later.

My man

I read that as your nan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just switch off your fabswingers app

And go out and do something less boring instead

I'm getting my arse out of bed, going to clean up my squalid flat and go get some Dr Pepper zero and some random crap from TK Maxx.

Although I'll probally post a nostalgic TV thread in an hour or so.

What you all doing?

Remembering telly from my youth.

Start the nostalgic TV thread. I double dare ya!!

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

I’m supposed to be gardening, but the weather says no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a shoe rack to build. I need to start offering sexual favours for people to build shit for me. "

I only buy furniture that assembled. That is my idea of hell, especially if I have to stare at wonky shoes because of my shoddy work.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Off out with my son

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Trying to motivate myself to get showered and go to the garden centre for some flower's

Em x

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By *old HoopsWoman
over a year ago

Near Chester

"But I'm sitting at home, watching TV

I'll turn it off, it's no good for me

Always found that theme tune irronic. "

Made absolutely no sense to me as a child.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Hubby's in bed (night shift) and I've got some sewing to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hubby's in bed (night shift) and I've got some sewing to do

What kind of sewing. Repair or creative?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Off out with my son

Anywhere fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hermit-ing"

It's an under appreciated modern past time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am actually cleaning btw. Just doing laundry and having lunch (Thai noodles and a pint of Pimms

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Off out with my son

Anywhere fun"

Into Edinburgh. Once he's ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon and egg for brunch before I start painting the bathroom.

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By *itonthesideWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m sick so mot much to do except doomscroll and nap

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

Nobody and I mean nobody in your "age range" will remember the Why don't you TV programme!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Nobody and I mean nobody in your "age range" will remember the Why don't you TV programme!!

I loved it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody and I mean nobody in your "age range" will remember the Why don't you TV programme!!

But this is the forum. He ate all relics of yesteryear hear - apart from pickles and mels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody and I mean nobody in your "age range" will remember the Why don't you TV programme!!

But this is the forum. He ate all relics of yesteryear hear - apart from pickles and mels"

*we are

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm going to hoover, strip the other bed, have a bath and wash my hair.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Nobody and I mean nobody in your "age range" will remember the Why don't you TV programme!!

My age range should hopefully remember it and its irritating theme tune

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"just switch off your fabswingers app

And go out and do something less boring instead

I'm getting my arse out of bed, going to clean up my squalid flat and go get some Dr Pepper zero and some random crap from TK Maxx.

Although I'll probally post a nostalgic TV thread in an hour or so.

What you all doing?

You'll be better off just having a normal Dr Pepper if you desire a fizzy drink .. "sugar free" versions are far worse for your body

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"just switch off your fabswingers app

And go out and do something less boring instead

I'm getting my arse out of bed, going to clean up my squalid flat and go get some Dr Pepper zero and some random crap from TK Maxx.

Although I'll probally post a nostalgic TV thread in an hour or so.

What you all doing?

You'll be better off just having a normal Dr Pepper if you desire a fizzy drink .. "sugar free" versions are far worse for your body "

Really? Why?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

AHH the nostalgia of when pop was filled with sugar.

Remember the pop man? Would come around, take the old bottles. You'd pick the new ones. He'd always try and push the dandelion and burdock on you.

Now everything has to be good for you. Ooh can't wait for my kale and hummus smoothie.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"AHH the nostalgia of when pop was filled with sugar.

Remember the pop man? Would come around, take the old bottles. You'd pick the new ones. He'd always try and push the dandelion and burdock on you.

Now everything has to be good for you. Ooh can't wait for my kale and hummus smoothie."

I'll have your dandelion and burdock if you take my cream soda

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

work out get rid of my pot belly,,, after eating and drinking so much on holiday but loved every min of it

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"just switch off your fabswingers app

And go out and do something less boring instead

I'm getting my arse out of bed, going to clean up my squalid flat and go get some Dr Pepper zero and some random crap from TK Maxx.

Although I'll probally post a nostalgic TV thread in an hour or so.

What you all doing?

You'll be better off just having a normal Dr Pepper if you desire a fizzy drink .. "sugar free" versions are far worse for your body

Really? Why?

The crap that artificial sweeteners are made of are far more dangerous ..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've had a medication issue and can't move until it passes. I'm on the forum because brain is almost as difficult as moving.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"just switch off your fabswingers app

And go out and do something less boring instead

I'm getting my arse out of bed, going to clean up my squalid flat and go get some Dr Pepper zero and some random crap from TK Maxx.

Although I'll probally post a nostalgic TV thread in an hour or so.

What you all doing?

You'll be better off just having a normal Dr Pepper if you desire a fizzy drink .. "sugar free" versions are far worse for your body

Really? Why?

The crap that artificial sweeteners are made of are far more dangerous .. "

This isn't a test, but can you elaborate? I'm interested, because my kids, if they want a fizzy drink, will always get sugar free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had a medication issue and can't move until it passes. I'm on the forum because brain is almost as difficult as moving."

Oh crap. Hope you get through it swiftly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just switch off your fabswingers app

And go out and do something less boring instead

I'm getting my arse out of bed, going to clean up my squalid flat and go get some Dr Pepper zero and some random crap from TK Maxx.

Although I'll probally post a nostalgic TV thread in an hour or so.

What you all doing?

You'll be better off just having a normal Dr Pepper if you desire a fizzy drink .. "sugar free" versions are far worse for your body

Really? Why?

The crap that artificial sweeteners are made of are far more dangerous .. "

Dr pepper has them in it as well. Sugar tax tampered with all the original recipes

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"just switch off your fabswingers app

And go out and do something less boring instead

I'm getting my arse out of bed, going to clean up my squalid flat and go get some Dr Pepper zero and some random crap from TK Maxx.

Although I'll probally post a nostalgic TV thread in an hour or so.

What you all doing?

You'll be better off just having a normal Dr Pepper if you desire a fizzy drink .. "sugar free" versions are far worse for your body

Really? Why?

The crap that artificial sweeteners are made of are far more dangerous ..

Dr pepper has them in it as well. Sugar tax tampered with all the original recipes "

We use to get pop from the Alpine lorry. That lime pop tasted great, but I'm guessing it had more letters in it than the alphabet, and it was a unusual green, almost fluorescent colour

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"just switch off your fabswingers app

And go out and do something less boring instead

I'm getting my arse out of bed, going to clean up my squalid flat and go get some Dr Pepper zero and some random crap from TK Maxx.

Although I'll probally post a nostalgic TV thread in an hour or so.

What you all doing?

You'll be better off just having a normal Dr Pepper if you desire a fizzy drink .. "sugar free" versions are far worse for your body

Really? Why?

The crap that artificial sweeteners are made of are far more dangerous ..

Dr pepper has them in it as well. Sugar tax tampered with all the original recipes "

Chemically processed .. I mean fizzy cans of drink as a whole are tragic for the body but each to their own ..vast majority of illnesses can be traced back to the food and drinks we've consumed

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

The thread reference has really made he smile op

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"The thread reference has really made he smile op

It’s given me an earworm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an app??

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"AHH the nostalgia of when pop was filled with sugar.

Remember the pop man? Would come around, take the old bottles. You'd pick the new ones. He'd always try and push the dandelion and burdock on you.

Now everything has to be good for you. Ooh can't wait for my kale and hummus smoothie.

I'll have your dandelion and burdock if you take my cream soda

Deal I love cream soda.

Hold on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The thread reference has really made he smile op

It’s given me an earworm.

I've got the sesame Street theme playing in my head atm. No idea why.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's an app??"

Yep but it's strictly for the Gen zees

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"I've got a shoe rack to build. I need to start offering sexual favours for people to build shit for me. "

I need sexual favours. I'd better start building shoe racks for people...

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"just switch off your fabswingers app

And go out and do something less boring instead

I'm getting my arse out of bed, going to clean up my squalid flat and go get some Dr Pepper zero and some random crap from TK Maxx.

Although I'll probally post a nostalgic TV thread in an hour or so.

What you all doing?

You'll be better off just having a normal Dr Pepper if you desire a fizzy drink .. "sugar free" versions are far worse for your body

Really? Why?

The crap that artificial sweeteners are made of are far more dangerous ..

Dr pepper has them in it as well. Sugar tax tampered with all the original recipes

We use to get pop from the Alpine lorry. That lime pop tasted great, but I'm guessing it had more letters in it than the alphabet, and it was a unusual green, almost fluorescent colour

Yeah the green was probably uranium or something. If you drank enough you'd start glowing in the dark...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just switch off your fabswingers app

And go out and do something less boring instead

I'm getting my arse out of bed, going to clean up my squalid flat and go get some Dr Pepper zero and some random crap from TK Maxx.

Although I'll probally post a nostalgic TV thread in an hour or so.

What you all doing?

You'll be better off just having a normal Dr Pepper if you desire a fizzy drink .. "sugar free" versions are far worse for your body

Really? Why?

The crap that artificial sweeteners are made of are far more dangerous ..

Dr pepper has them in it as well. Sugar tax tampered with all the original recipes

We use to get pop from the Alpine lorry. That lime pop tasted great, but I'm guessing it had more letters in it than the alphabet, and it was a unusual green, almost fluorescent colour

Yeah the green was probably uranium or something. If you drank enough you'd start glowing in the dark..."

Tree top orange squash was liquid Tartrazine and that was how we drank water back then

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"just switch off your fabswingers app

And go out and do something less boring instead

I'm getting my arse out of bed, going to clean up my squalid flat and go get some Dr Pepper zero and some random crap from TK Maxx.

Although I'll probally post a nostalgic TV thread in an hour or so.

What you all doing?

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I'm watching the wimbledon mens final cracking game

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Caravaning in Skegness, rock star lifestyle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Caravaning in Skegness, rock star lifestyle

If its rocking we won't come a knocking x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just switch off your fabswingers app

And go out and do something less boring instead

I'm getting my arse out of bed, going to clean up my squalid flat and go get some Dr Pepper zero and some random crap from TK Maxx.

Although I'll probally post a nostalgic TV thread in an hour or so.

What you all doing?

I'm watching the wimbledon mens final cracking game

Best pour another Pimms x

Enjoy x

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"just switch off your fabswingers app

And go out and do something less boring instead

I'm getting my arse out of bed, going to clean up my squalid flat and go get some Dr Pepper zero and some random crap from TK Maxx.

Although I'll probally post a nostalgic TV thread in an hour or so.

What you all doing?

I'm watching the wimbledon mens final cracking game

Best pour another Pimms x

Enjoy x"
I have beer

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Omg the TV changed channel on its own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg the TV changed channel on its own

Rentaghost!

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