FabSwingers.com forum: I need to pee

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

But I really can not be arsed to get up.

Do you ever get this lazy or when the feeling hits you jump up and race to let go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I fight it for as long as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At my age I can't take risks.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"But I really can not be arsed to get up.

Do you ever get this lazy or when the feeling hits you jump up and race to let go? "

It's only about 20% lazy and 80% finally finding that comfy position and knowing if you move, you won't find it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I really can not be arsed to get up.

Do you ever get this lazy or when the feeling hits you jump up and race to let go? "

Free yourself. Don't be a sl_ave to societal conventions... Relieve yourself where ever you want.

Tbh, I just wait until I'm bustin'. Laziness all the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the fuck is slav_e a banned word.

Jeez...

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

I can fully accept these answers. If it was not for her age I'd not accept liliths, but she has a point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to piss in the sink.

#thuglife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can fully accept these answers. If it was not for her age I'd not accept liliths, but she has a point. "

Old age gets us all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you holding up ?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"How are you holding up ?

Fighting it. But I also want a drink too. So it's a double pull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a girl into watersports. Problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you holding up ?

Fighting it. But I also want a drink too. So it's a double pull "

So much suffering at once.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Find a girl into watersports. Problem solved."

But I'd have to get up to go find her! Seems less effort to just go for an actual piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find a girl into watersports. Problem solved."

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

not healthy to hold piss in get up young man and ring it out,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find a girl into watersports. Problem solved.

But I'd have to get up to go find her! Seems less effort to just go for an actual piss"

The internet was invented for this reason. They come to you… in theory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not healthy to hold piss in get up young man and ring it out,, "

I suggest you piss now K

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"How the fuck is slav_e a banned word.

Jeez..."

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Slåve isn't banned.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Find a girl into watersports. Problem solved.

But I'd have to get up to go find her! Seems less effort to just go for an actual piss

The internet was invented for this reason. They come to you… in theory."

Come on man! You know better than that, finding a woman that will do the effort, on the Internet? Really? Really?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Bloody hell, shift yer arse!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just back from a wedding, but since I was the designated driver I am taking a gun and tonic to bed with me.

Who goes to a wedding and doesn't drink? Honestly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just back from a wedding, but since I was the designated driver I am taking a gun *** and tonic to bed with me.

Who goes to a wedding and doesn't drink? Honestly!"

*** ffs G&T, and how can gun be an acceptable word?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just back from a wedding, but since I was the designated driver I am taking a gun *** and tonic to bed with me.

Who goes to a wedding and doesn't drink? Honestly!

*** ffs G&T, and how can gun be an acceptable word?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just back from a wedding, but since I was the designated driver I am taking a gun *** and tonic to bed with me.

Who goes to a wedding and doesn't drink? Honestly!

*** ffs G&T, and how can gun be an acceptable word?"

I did wonder about that

gun in bed. At least not gun and gin. That would be even more worrying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find a girl into watersports. Problem solved.

But I'd have to get up to go find her! Seems less effort to just go for an actual piss

The internet was invented for this reason. They come to you… in theory.

Come on man! You know better than that, finding a woman that will do the effort, on the Internet? Really? Really? "

Very true and people say single men are the problem

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Did you pee yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Psssssssssssssssssss

Babbling brooks

Waterfalls

Etc etc

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

I peed! I got up and went to the toilet and I peed.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Just put up a status update saying you need to pee. A handy man will pop round soon enough so you can pee on his cock

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I peed! I got up and went to the toilet and I peed. "

Oh, well done! You can put a sticker on the chart now.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I peed! I got up and went to the toilet and I peed. "

Yay.... well done

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I peed! I got up and went to the toilet and I peed. "

Was it one of them really long satisfying ones?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"I peed! I got up and went to the toilet and I peed.

Was it one of them really long satisfying ones?"

It was! The instant relief

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I peed! I got up and went to the toilet and I peed.

Was it one of them really long satisfying ones?

It was! The instant relief "

I had one of those this morning, my bladder thanked me for it lol

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"I peed! I got up and went to the toilet and I peed.

Was it one of them really long satisfying ones?

It was! The instant relief

I had one of those this morning, my bladder thanked me for it lol"

Exactly! And I wouldn't have had it if I didn't hold on

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I peed! I got up and went to the toilet and I peed.

Was it one of them really long satisfying ones?

It was! The instant relief

I had one of those this morning, my bladder thanked me for it lol

Exactly! And I wouldn't have had it if I didn't hold on"

It's such a good feeling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I really can not be arsed to get up.

Do you ever get this lazy or when the feeling hits you jump up and race to let go? "

Could do what my Granddad used to need sometimes and invest in a Urinal Bottle. Amazon probably has them on same day delivery.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I peed! I got up and went to the toilet and I peed.

Was it one of them really long satisfying ones?

It was! The instant relief "

Those are the absolute best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pee for me, so I don't have to get out of bed, PLEASE?

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