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By *aughtylama OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Any local ladies require a gardener / odd job man??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Odd job man might be the worst name I’ve ever heard for a superhero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Odd job man might be the worst name I’ve ever heard for a superhero."

I think odd job is a bad guy in a James Bond film if I am not mistaken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Odd job man might be the worst name I’ve ever heard for a superhero.

I think odd job is a bad guy in a James Bond film if I am not mistaken "

Is that the hat guy? Like Random Task from Austin Powers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Odd job man might be the worst name I’ve ever heard for a superhero.

I think odd job is a bad guy in a James Bond film if I am not mistaken

Is that the hat guy? Like Random Task from Austin Powers?"

Yes it is

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handy man. Odd job man.

Hand job man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need my Grass cutting.

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Handy man. Odd job man.

Hand job man? "

A better name for a superhero

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I need my Grass cutting.

Thanks! "

And she doesn't mean her lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ that bush needs pruned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need my pubes

cutting.

Thanks! "

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need my Grass cutting.

Thanks!

And she doesn't mean her lawn"

If you could see it now..

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I have a lot of s in the garden that need a good seeing to, bushes need trimming and various odd jobs tha need doing but obviously I am not a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Handy man. Odd job man.

Hand job man?

A better name for a superhero "

There’s an emergency in loungetown, we need Hand Job Man! Light the signal!

Hand Job man: I’m coming! I’m commmmmming

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I need my Grass cutting.

Thanks!

And she doesn't mean her lawn

If you could see it now..

"

Well you have confirmed you are not people. So I'll be right over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need my Grass cutting.

Thanks!

And she doesn't mean her lawn

If you could see it now..

Well you have confirmed you are not people. So I'll be right over "

Don't turn on the lights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Handy man. Odd job man.

Hand job man?

A better name for a superhero

There’s an emergency in loungetown, we need Hand Job Man! Light the signal!

Hand Job man: I’m coming! I’m commmmmming "

What is the signal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Handy man. Odd job man.

Hand job man?

A better name for a superhero

There’s an emergency in loungetown, we need Hand Job Man! Light the signal!

Hand Job man: I’m coming! I’m commmmmming

What is the signal? "

Well it is loungetown so a small flashlight from Aldi waved with futile enthusiasm should suffice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Handy man. Odd job man.

Hand job man?

A better name for a superhero

There’s an emergency in loungetown, we need Hand Job Man! Light the signal!

Hand Job man: I’m coming! I’m commmmmming

What is the signal?

Well it is loungetown so a small flashlight from Aldi waved with futile enthusiasm should suffice "

Like one of those Christmas/Halloween projectors with cocks instead of pumpkins and Santa?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I could do with my garden doing

Wait that came out wrong

So did that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Handy man. Odd job man.

Hand job man?

A better name for a superhero

There’s an emergency in loungetown, we need Hand Job Man! Light the signal!

Hand Job man: I’m coming! I’m commmmmming

What is the signal?

Well it is loungetown so a small flashlight from Aldi waved with futile enthusiasm should suffice

Like one of those Christmas/Halloween projectors with cocks instead of pumpkins and Santa?"

Well that’s blown the budget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Handy man. Odd job man.

Hand job man?

A better name for a superhero

There’s an emergency in loungetown, we need Hand Job Man! Light the signal!

Hand Job man: I’m coming! I’m commmmmming

What is the signal?

Well it is loungetown so a small flashlight from Aldi waved with futile enthusiasm should suffice

Like one of those Christmas/Halloween projectors with cocks instead of pumpkins and Santa?

Well that’s blown the budget. "

Middle isle in January and you’ll get one for pennies.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Now ladies any of you need public lawn scapeing I'm your man .many year experience if was only today attending to Maya's garden

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By *aughtylama OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

So far only one person messaged me direct but unfortunately living down South asking for my help with an allotment. Surely a local lady would like help with her allotment? Perhaps some attention to their garden? A bit of hedge trimming? Or care of the lawn? Something requiring planting in a garden or removing?? All jobs considered, big or small xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So far only one person messaged me direct but unfortunately living down South asking for my help with an allotment. Surely a local lady would like help with her allotment? Perhaps some attention to their garden? A bit of hedge trimming? Or care of the lawn? Something requiring planting in a garden or removing?? All jobs considered, big or small xx"

You can come mow my 150ft lawn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So far only one person messaged me direct but unfortunately living down South asking for my help with an allotment. Surely a local lady would like help with her allotment? Perhaps some attention to their garden? A bit of hedge trimming? Or care of the lawn? Something requiring planting in a garden or removing?? All jobs considered, big or small xx

You can come mow my 150ft lawn? "

With scissors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So far only one person messaged me direct but unfortunately living down South asking for my help with an allotment. Surely a local lady would like help with her allotment? Perhaps some attention to their garden? A bit of hedge trimming? Or care of the lawn? Something requiring planting in a garden or removing?? All jobs considered, big or small xx

You can come mow my 150ft lawn?

With scissors "

And tweezers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So far only one person messaged me direct but unfortunately living down South asking for my help with an allotment. Surely a local lady would like help with her allotment? Perhaps some attention to their garden? A bit of hedge trimming? Or care of the lawn? Something requiring planting in a garden or removing?? All jobs considered, big or small xx

You can come mow my 150ft lawn?

With scissors

And tweezers. "

Jesus Lilith, you need counselling

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

There’s a few ladies needing their garden attending to on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So far only one person messaged me direct but unfortunately living down South asking for my help with an allotment. Surely a local lady would like help with her allotment? Perhaps some attention to their garden? A bit of hedge trimming? Or care of the lawn? Something requiring planting in a garden or removing?? All jobs considered, big or small xx

You can come mow my 150ft lawn?

With scissors

And tweezers.

Jesus Lilith, you need counselling "

Every other Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a few ladies needing their garden attending to on here "

Big Foot IS real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So far only one person messaged me direct but unfortunately living down South asking for my help with an allotment. Surely a local lady would like help with her allotment? Perhaps some attention to their garden? A bit of hedge trimming? Or care of the lawn? Something requiring planting in a garden or removing?? All jobs considered, big or small xx

You can come mow my 150ft lawn?

With scissors

And tweezers.

Jesus Lilith, you need counselling

Every other Friday. "

See you there

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By *aughtylama OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Not quite the weather for gardening, perhaps some help with indoor chores would be appreciated by a local lady??

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By *renzMan
over a year ago

Between Chichester and Havant

If you were a gardener you wouldn't be looking for work. Not this time of year!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"If you were a gardener you wouldn't be looking for work. Not this time of year! "

He really really really wants to help local ladies in need though as happy to help indoors now

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By *aughtylama OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

The weather is brightening, come on ladies your grass must need cutting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The weather is brightening, come on ladies your grass must need cutting x"

My lawn still needs mowing, I've been waiting ages.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"The weather is brightening, come on ladies your grass must need cutting x

My lawn still needs mowing, I've been waiting ages."

Just get a goat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The weather is brightening, come on ladies your grass must need cutting x

My lawn still needs mowing, I've been waiting ages.

Just get a goat! "

I don't like goats

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"The weather is brightening, come on ladies your grass must need cutting x

My lawn still needs mowing, I've been waiting ages.

Just get a goat!

I don't like goats"

Cow!

Or a sheep.

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By *aughtylama OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"The weather is brightening, come on ladies your grass must need cutting x

My lawn still needs mowing, I've been waiting ages."

Contact me direct if you interested in my services x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The weather is brightening, come on ladies your grass must need cutting x

My lawn still needs mowing, I've been waiting ages.

Just get a goat!

I don't like goats

Cow!

Or a sheep.

"

Bit early for name calling

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"The weather is brightening, come on ladies your grass must need cutting x

My lawn still needs mowing, I've been waiting ages.

Just get a goat!

I don't like goats

Cow!

Or a sheep.

Bit early for name calling"

Sorry, Jeffrey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The weather is brightening, come on ladies your grass must need cutting x

My lawn still needs mowing, I've been waiting ages.

Just get a goat!

I don't like goats

Cow!

Or a sheep.

Bit early for name calling

Sorry, Jeffrey! "

And that's the step...it's Mr to you from now on

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