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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Does waxing your jewels hurt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I allowed a 6th cup of coffee today?

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By *oodsman1000Man
over a year ago

Hereford

Am I allowed to be truthful even if it hurts??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does waxing your jewels hurt? "

Yes waxing hurts like a son of a bitch.

Use veet for men instead if you want down there completely smooth.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it acceptable to use kitchen roll to wipe if I run out or should I rethink my life choices entirely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long can I hold in what I really want to say on the forums before I get a ban.

Some people are arses aren't they!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I allowed a 6th cup of coffee today? "

If it's not going to keep you awake, I've seen me drinking more than six in a day and later.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I allowed to be truthful even if it hurts??"

Honesty is the best policy.

Just make sure you're taketful and your delivery comes across from a kindly manner and not harsh and cruel.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it acceptable to use kitchen roll to wipe if I run out or should I rethink my life choices entirely?"

If that's all you have then yes.

Next time you're in the supermarket pick up a packet of wet wipes, for these excat emergencies.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does human progress ultimately reduce individuals to Nietzsche's last men?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

How do I get him to notice me?

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By *oodsman1000Man
over a year ago

Hereford


"Am I allowed to be truthful even if it hurts??

Honesty is the best policy.

Just make sure you're taketful and your delivery comes across from a kindly manner and not harsh and cruel.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Thanks sometimes I don't put my nice head on, just says it as it is, but appreciate your advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auntie Wendi I don’t have anything to ask but it’s a joy to see your still around hopefully all is well with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long can I hold in what I really want to say on the forums before I get a ban.

Some people are arses aren't they!?

"

Everyone has an opinion on everything. Unfortunately we're not always going to like or agree with everyone.

Just rise about it and try and not let the small stuff irritate you.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking for a friend. Is it attractive if the foreskin is longer than the penis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auntie Wendi I don’t have anything to ask but it’s a joy to see your still around hopefully all is well with you"

Thanks Nat still here just busy with real life and realised I've not done one of these threads in a while.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Where does big bird keep his phone and wallet?

And

Will I ever touch a women's boobs again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Asking for a friend. Is it attractive if the foreskin is longer than the penis?"

Everyone has their own personal presence on these things.

Some like cut some like uncut.

It all comes down to personal preference and sometimes we're not in thise categories with some people, but that's life.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asking for a friend. Is it attractive if the foreskin is longer than the penis?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where does big bird keep his phone and wallet?

And

Will I ever touch a women's boobs again? "

Probably in their pocket from the person inside the suit.

Spoiler alert it's a puppet.

Ahh you'll get to feel a boob again, when that's up to you.

Just don't go around randomly grabbing women's boobs.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asking for a friend. Is it attractive if the foreskin is longer than the penis?

Everyone has their own personal presence on these things.

Some like cut some like uncut.

It all comes down to personal preference and sometimes we're not in thise categories with some people, but that's life.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Thanks Wendi, that has made me… I mean my friend feel much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet? "

Hair singular or hair plural?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Hair singular or hair plural?"

Always plural.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Hair singular or hair plural?

Always plural."

Fanny moles and nipple pubes. How are you single?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Hair singular or hair plural?

Always plural.

Fanny moles and nipple pubes. How are you single? "

I do wonder this myself..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Auntie Wendi I don’t have anything to ask but it’s a joy to see your still around hopefully all is well with you

Thanks Nat still here just busy with real life and realised I've not done one of these threads in a while.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Good good and hugs on being busy hopefully you find some time for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Hair singular or hair plural?

Always plural.

Fanny moles and nipple pubes. How are you single?

I do wonder this myself.."

Add your usual positive attitude and it truly is a mystery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Hair singular or hair plural?

Always plural.

Fanny moles and nipple pubes. How are you single?

I do wonder this myself..

Add your usual positive attitude and it truly is a mystery."

I'm a hairy ray of sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Hair singular or hair plural?

Always plural.

Fanny moles and nipple pubes. How are you single?

I do wonder this myself..

Add your usual positive attitude and it truly is a mystery.

I'm a hairy ray of sunshine."

And we all like (I’m not at the love stage yet no matter how hard you push it) you for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet? "

Mine don't grow hair.

I'd say like everything, keep on top of it and you don't have to worry about it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Hair singular or hair plural?

Always plural.

Fanny moles and nipple pubes. How are you single?

I do wonder this myself..

Add your usual positive attitude and it truly is a mystery.

I'm a hairy ray of sunshine.

And we all like (I’m not at the love stage yet no matter how hard you push it) you for it "

Have another beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Mine don't grow hair.

I'd say like everything, keep on top of it and you don't have to worry about it.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

There's just so much to keep on top of!

Toe hairs, moustaches to bleach, nose hairs to trim...it's hard work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Hair singular or hair plural?

Always plural.

Fanny moles and nipple pubes. How are you single?

I do wonder this myself..

Add your usual positive attitude and it truly is a mystery.

I'm a hairy ray of sunshine.

And we all like (I’m not at the love stage yet no matter how hard you push it) you for it

Have another beer. "

I’ve got half a glass of wine left. You may get a little compliment after that but that’s it.

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By *otguy555Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Mine don't grow hair.

I'd say like everything, keep on top of it and you don't have to worry about it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

There's just so much to keep on top of!

Lilith if you have nipple hair that wouldn’t bother me one bit you are simply stunning

Toe hairs, moustaches to bleach, nose hairs to trim...it's hard work. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Mine don't grow hair.

I'd say like everything, keep on top of it and you don't have to worry about it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

There's just so much to keep on top of!

Lilith if you have nipple hair that wouldn’t bother me one bit you are simply stunning

Toe hairs, moustaches to bleach, nose hairs to trim...it's hard work. "

You haven’t seen her face. Like voldermort with a Bryan May wig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Hair singular or hair plural?

Always plural.

Fanny moles and nipple pubes. How are you single?

I do wonder this myself..

Add your usual positive attitude and it truly is a mystery.

I'm a hairy ray of sunshine.

And we all like (I’m not at the love stage yet no matter how hard you push it) you for it

Have another beer.

I’ve got half a glass of wine left. You may get a little compliment after that but that’s it."

I'm in.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

How do I make the people go away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I make the people go away? "

You are so hot tonight.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"How do I make the people go away?

You are so hot tonight. "

Told you, no exceptions!

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By *otguy555Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Mine don't grow hair.

I'd say like everything, keep on top of it and you don't have to worry about it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

There's just so much to keep on top of!

Lilith if you have nipple hair that wouldn’t bother me one bit you are simply stunning

Think I still would to be honest. Think she would look good in a Brian may wig

Toe hairs, moustaches to bleach, nose hairs to trim...it's hard work.

You haven’t seen her face. Like voldermort with a Bryan May wig "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I make the people go away?

You are so hot tonight.

Told you, no exceptions!"

Dripping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Mine don't grow hair.

I'd say like everything, keep on top of it and you don't have to worry about it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

There's just so much to keep on top of!

Lilith if you have nipple hair that wouldn’t bother me one bit you are simply stunning

Toe hairs, moustaches to bleach, nose hairs to trim...it's hard work.

You haven’t seen her face. Like voldermort with a Bryan May wig "

I spat my wine out. Knobhead.

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By *otguy555Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Mine don't grow hair.

I'd say like everything, keep on top of it and you don't have to worry about it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

There's just so much to keep on top of!

Lilith if you have nipple hair that wouldn’t bother me one bit you are simply stunning

Toe hairs, moustaches to bleach, nose hairs to trim...it's hard work.

You haven’t seen her face. Like voldermort with a Bryan May wig

I spat my wine out. Knobhead."

Calm down Tom Riddle

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Mine don't grow hair.

I'd say like everything, keep on top of it and you don't have to worry about it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

There's just so much to keep on top of!

Lilith if you have nipple hair that wouldn’t bother me one bit you are simply stunning

Toe hairs, moustaches to bleach, nose hairs to trim...it's hard work.

You haven’t seen her face. Like voldermort with a Bryan May wig "

Tempting! But nope, still people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x"

My man tits might disagree

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By *otguy555Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree "

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!"

I really should change our profile pic when we’re not meeting.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!"

Always. Always assume it's the husband unless told otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!"

And that arse, am I right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Mine don't grow hair.

I'd say like everything, keep on top of it and you don't have to worry about it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

There's just so much to keep on top of!

Lilith if you have nipple hair that wouldn’t bother me one bit you are simply stunning

Toe hairs, moustaches to bleach, nose hairs to trim...it's hard work.

You haven’t seen her face. Like voldermort with a Bryan May wig

Tempting! But nope, still people "

It's debatable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!

And that arse, am I right? "

I don’t have an arse. Two legs and a bumhole is all I’ve got.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Mine don't grow hair.

I'd say like everything, keep on top of it and you don't have to worry about it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

There's just so much to keep on top of!

Lilith if you have nipple hair that wouldn’t bother me one bit you are simply stunning

Toe hairs, moustaches to bleach, nose hairs to trim...it's hard work.

You haven’t seen her face. Like voldermort with a Bryan May wig

Tempting! But nope, still people

It's debatable. "

The tempting part or the people part. Because if you are not people, I can make it work.

But only if no people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!

Always. Always assume it's the husband unless told otherwise. "

She’s punching anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!

And that arse, am I right?

I don’t have an arse. Two legs and a bumhole is all I’ve got."

That's all I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Mine don't grow hair.

I'd say like everything, keep on top of it and you don't have to worry about it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

There's just so much to keep on top of!

Lilith if you have nipple hair that wouldn’t bother me one bit you are simply stunning

Toe hairs, moustaches to bleach, nose hairs to trim...it's hard work.

You haven’t seen her face. Like voldermort with a Bryan May wig

Tempting! But nope, still people

It's debatable.

The tempting part or the people part. Because if you are not people, I can make it work.

But only if no people. "

No people, scouts honour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!

And that arse, am I right?

I don’t have an arse. Two legs and a bumhole is all I’ve got.

That's all I need "

Can I have another bottle of wine first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!

And that arse, am I right?

I don’t have an arse. Two legs and a bumhole is all I’ve got.

That's all I need

Can I have another bottle of wine first?"

Since it's you.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Mine don't grow hair.

I'd say like everything, keep on top of it and you don't have to worry about it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

There's just so much to keep on top of!

Lilith if you have nipple hair that wouldn’t bother me one bit you are simply stunning

Toe hairs, moustaches to bleach, nose hairs to trim...it's hard work.

You haven’t seen her face. Like voldermort with a Bryan May wig

Tempting! But nope, still people

It's debatable.

The tempting part or the people part. Because if you are not people, I can make it work.

But only if no people.

No people, scouts honour. "

K fine. I'll do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!

And that arse, am I right?

I don’t have an arse. Two legs and a bumhole is all I’ve got.

That's all I need

Can I have another bottle of wine first?

Since it's you. "

See. You can be lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Mine don't grow hair.

I'd say like everything, keep on top of it and you don't have to worry about it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

There's just so much to keep on top of!

Lilith if you have nipple hair that wouldn’t bother me one bit you are simply stunning

Toe hairs, moustaches to bleach, nose hairs to trim...it's hard work.

You haven’t seen her face. Like voldermort with a Bryan May wig

Tempting! But nope, still people

It's debatable.

The tempting part or the people part. Because if you are not people, I can make it work.

But only if no people.

No people, scouts honour.

K fine. I'll do it. "

You know the way to my lady bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!

And that arse, am I right?

I don’t have an arse. Two legs and a bumhole is all I’ve got.

That's all I need

Can I have another bottle of wine first?

Since it's you.

See. You can be lovely."

Then assume the position. You know the one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I really need to pluck my nipple hair before a meet?

Mine don't grow hair.

I'd say like everything, keep on top of it and you don't have to worry about it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

There's just so much to keep on top of!

Toe hairs, moustaches to bleach, nose hairs to trim...it's hard work. "

Wait till you're doing full body shave three times a week.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!

And that arse, am I right?

I don’t have an arse. Two legs and a bumhole is all I’ve got.

That's all I need

Can I have another bottle of wine first?

Since it's you.

See. You can be lovely.

Then assume the position. You know the one..."

I need a diagram

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do I make the people go away? "

The block button is your best friend.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!

And that arse, am I right?

I don’t have an arse. Two legs and a bumhole is all I’ve got.

That's all I need

Can I have another bottle of wine first?

Since it's you.

See. You can be lovely.

Then assume the position. You know the one...

I need a diagram "

I don't think I can draw after this much wine. Let me find a picture ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!

And that arse, am I right?

I don’t have an arse. Two legs and a bumhole is all I’ve got.

That's all I need

Can I have another bottle of wine first?

Since it's you.

See. You can be lovely.

Then assume the position. You know the one...

I need a diagram

I don't think I can draw after this much wine. Let me find a picture ...."

You’ve got a talent for making men consider pegging… I considered for a minute but I’m out.

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Hi Auntie Wendy, where is the best place to hide bodies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!

And that arse, am I right?

I don’t have an arse. Two legs and a bumhole is all I’ve got.

That's all I need

Can I have another bottle of wine first?

Since it's you.

See. You can be lovely.

Then assume the position. You know the one...

I need a diagram

I don't think I can draw after this much wine. Let me find a picture ....

You’ve got a talent for making men consider pegging… I considered for a minute but I’m out."

You'd love it

I need to put the wine down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I see the word 'auntie' I'm expecting a bowl to be stuck on my head and a pair of scissors to come out and shear me.

How do I get over this, Auntie Wendie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auntie Wendi I don’t have anything to ask but it’s a joy to see your still around hopefully all is well with you

Thanks Nat still here just busy with real life and realised I've not done one of these threads in a while.

Love Auntie Wendi x

Good good and hugs on being busy hopefully you find some time for you "

Not as much as I'd like todo Wendi, but all for a good cause and a bigger pic Nat. So there'll be a few sacrifices needed to be made love Auntie Wendi x

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over a year ago


"Hi Auntie Wendy, where is the best place to hide bodies? "

Now if I tell you that I'll have the police at my door for finding my hiding spot.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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over a year ago


"Geordie jeans can see you definitely don’t have to worry about nipple hair x

My man tits might disagree

Man tits?!? They look good to me unless you are the husband?!?!

And that arse, am I right?

I don’t have an arse. Two legs and a bumhole is all I’ve got.

That's all I need

Can I have another bottle of wine first?

Since it's you.

See. You can be lovely.

Then assume the position. You know the one...

I need a diagram

I don't think I can draw after this much wine. Let me find a picture ....

You’ve got a talent for making men consider pegging… I considered for a minute but I’m out.

You'd love it

I need to put the wine down..."

If the strap on has came out the drawer then you definitely need to put the wine down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every time I see the word 'auntie' I'm expecting a bowl to be stuck on my head and a pair of scissors to come out and shear me.

How do I get over this, Auntie Wendie?"

I don't need a bowl, I'd just give your hair a quick was.

Nice wee head massage and some chill music to relax you.

Then I'd use a comb and my scissors to give you a proper hair cut to untraumatize you.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Why I am stood up or ghosted so much when I organise meets?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why I am stood up or ghosted so much when I organise meets?"

Unfortunately that happens to alot of us on here. It's just not you my love.

Try a different approach, make sure if they strat going quiet, you've other plans.

Give them a day or two as a cut of limit if they don't reply by then make other plans.

Try social events they're a great night out and also great for meeting fellow fabbers with the same interests.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.


"Why I am stood up or ghosted so much when I organise meets?

Unfortunately that happens to alot of us on here. It's just not you my love.

Try a different approach, make sure if they strat going quiet, you've other plans.

Give them a day or two as a cut of limit if they don't reply by then make other plans.

Try social events they're a great night out and also great for meeting fellow fabbers with the same interests.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Do lots of social events already.

Already have a cut off. Virtually all of them stay in contact until the day of the meet, then don't show.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why I am stood up or ghosted so much when I organise meets?

Unfortunately that happens to alot of us on here. It's just not you my love.

Try a different approach, make sure if they strat going quiet, you've other plans.

Give them a day or two as a cut of limit if they don't reply by then make other plans.

Try social events they're a great night out and also great for meeting fellow fabbers with the same interests.

Love Auntie Wendi x

Do lots of social events already.

Already have a cut off. Virtually all of them stay in contact until the day of the meet, then don't show."

Then maybe it's the type of guys you're picking.

Some people come in here for wanking material and for have their egos stroked too.

You could arrange meets for after socials, that way you're getting a night out and not wasting your time.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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over a year ago


"Hi Auntie Wendy, where is the best place to hide bodies?

Now if I tell you that I'll have the police at my door for finding my hiding spot.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Dear Auntie Wendi

How many people have found your hiding spot and is it a tight squeeze or room for a small one?

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over a year ago


"Hi Auntie Wendy, where is the best place to hide bodies?

Now if I tell you that I'll have the police at my door for finding my hiding spot.

Love Auntie Wendi x

Dear Auntie Wendi

How many people have found your hiding spot and is it a tight squeeze or room for a small one?"

No one as it's that good of a hiding spot.

Oh there's plenty of room, but all for my own personal use.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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over a year ago

Dear Auntie Wendi

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Wendi

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Wood chucks don't chuck wood it's an old wives tale and riddle.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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"Dear Auntie Wendi

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Wood chucks don't chuck wood it's an old wives tale and riddle.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds

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over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Wendi

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Wood chucks don't chuck wood it's an old wives tale and riddle.

Love Auntie Wendi x

New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds"

Excatly dirt not wood my love.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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