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Do you think all Men think with their Dicks ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Then can you blow my mind

Please post some other inappropriate jokes below as I'm still recovering from yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do men want to marry a Virgin?

They can't stand criticism.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"What do you call a man with half a brain?

Boo."

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Can’t say I’ve ever asked it’s opinion.

The mr

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why do men want to marry a Virgin?

They can't stand criticism."

Haha not bad that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What do you call a man with half a brain?

Boo.

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You are brave

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can’t say I’ve ever asked it’s opinion.

The mr "

Your dick or the missus ?

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By *oodsman1000Man
over a year ago

Hereford

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a man with half a brain?

Boo.

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Do you seriously want me to start on you Nero?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

What do you call a man who does everything his other half says

Mat (doormat) any in the house

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"What do you call a man with half a brain?

Boo.

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Do you seriously want me to start on you Nero? "

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Dårling, I don't think you ever finished!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a man with half a brain?

Boo.

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Do you seriously want me to start on you Nero?

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Dårling, I don't think you ever finished! "

Nero, I could have you finished and cleaned up within 5 mins, don't push it.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

She's on a promise... ... ^

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

What do you call a man with a plan

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What do you call a man with a plan "

Stan ?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Why are men more intelligent after sex?

Because they have been plugged in to a genius!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why are men more intelligent after sex?

Because they have been plugged in to a genius! "

Haha

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

What do you call a Spanish man that has left the hospital?

Manwell.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

What do do call a man with a plank of wood on his head?

…Edward

A man with 3 planks of wood on his head?

….Edward Woodward

What do you call a man with 4 planks of wood on his head?

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….I have no idea! But, I bet Edward Woodward would!!

This joke tickles me far too much!!

D.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What do you call a Spanish man that has left the hospital?

Manwell. "

Oh dear

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What do do call a man with a plank of wood on his head?

…Edward

A man with 3 planks of wood on his head?

….Edward Woodward

What do you call a man with 4 planks of wood on his head?

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….I have no idea! But, I bet Edward Woodward would!!

This joke tickles me far too much!!

D."

Why did I chuckle

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Some of us think with their mushrooms.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Some of us think with their mushrooms."

Because they are such Fungi's

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Dicks don't need to think they automatically know what to do.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"What do do call a man with a plank of wood on his head?

…Edward

A man with 3 planks of wood on his head?

….Edward Woodward

What do you call a man with 4 planks of wood on his head?

-

….I have no idea! But, I bet Edward Woodward would!!

This joke tickles me far too much!!

D.

Why did I chuckle "

That’s what it does to me!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

They are both meat substitutes.

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