FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you

By *evilinher OP Couple
over a year ago

varied

So... grab your mates. Tell them your secret crushes. And get them to spill the beans (anonymously of course)

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *ure_heatMan
over a year ago

Solihull

In!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko is in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Wonko is in me"

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They already know.

Out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonko is in me

Enjoy

you brute!!!!!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Wonko is in me

Enjoy

you brute!!!!!!"

Strange, that's what Wonko called me last time I was in him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonko is in me

Enjoy

you brute!!!!!!

Strange, that's what Wonko called me last time I was in him "

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"They already know.

Out."

You’re looking foxy tonight Wonko.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They already know.

Out.

You’re looking foxy tonight Wonko."

Foxy....

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Foxy....

Yes. I’m bringing foxy back. What of it?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

If not too late too play, I’d like to join please

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'll join in.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Am I in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I in?"

If you have to ask....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I’m in.

I’m so far in, people that are not in felt it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"If you have to ask....

I knew *someone* wouldn’t be able to resist that.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

I am in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in..

I’m in

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By *hiregirl76Woman
over a year ago

Scotland

I'm in and happy to be postie

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

In In

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

In and happy to pass on messages for my “mates”

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By *evilinher OP Couple
over a year ago

varied

Incoming

Please tell _os_goddessofdawn that she is absolutely stunning and has some lovely pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and happy to be postie x

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

forgot to mention I’m more than happy to play postie as well

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By *ittleCurvyChickWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow

I'm in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

In, but only to spread some negativity to balance things out

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Count us in.

Mrs

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

"Incoming

Please tell _os_goddessofdawn that she is absolutely stunning and has some lovely pictures "

awww.. thanks

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Knightsofthecoffeetable. Some words for you from a lovely gent.

I came into this thread, as I’ve noting to do

And then I saw the profile of ‘you 2’.

A social or a snog and I’d push my luck

To say the woman in the profile, I’d like to fuck.

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By *evilinher OP Couple
over a year ago

varied

Incoming for curvy chick

Please tell little curvy chick that she makes me smile in a way I never knew possible so thank you xxx

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Post for "Knights of the Coffee Table" my friend said that he'd like to go down to the woods today and check out your big surprise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SHIREGIRL -

Come here, come here.

My mate is at the bar, but he said …. “He’s got something firm he’d like you to have ideas about.”

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By *ittleCurvyChickWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow

"Incoming for curvy chick

Please tell little curvy chick that she makes me smile in a way I never knew possible so thank you xxx"

That's so nice x

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By *hiregirl76Woman
over a year ago

Scotland

"SHIREGIRL -

Come here, come here.

My mate is at the bar, but he said …. “He’s got something firm he’d like you to have ideas about.”

Ooh now I'm intrigued

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Happy to join in and play postie

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'll be in, can play postie too

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in please

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

I'm in lol, more than happy to play Postman Pat for people too.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m in. Message filters open for a while

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I’m in. Message filters open for a while

"
i fancy you

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

May I partake?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

A message from a guy who is going to be very busy

Please tell all the women in the thread so far (because fuck me, they’re a sexy bunch) that I want them all naked, together, in my room in half an hour.

DM me for his room number

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Incoming mail ( or should that be make ) for miss blues …. can you tell her that her pics are amazing and have had an “ effect “ on me xx

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Incoming from a very dapper gent…

Message for LittlemissmistressK..

How much is an Uber to Southampton form Liverpool lol x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Incoming from a very dapper gent…

Message for LittlemissmistressK..

How much is an Uber to Southampton form Liverpool lol x"

Bloody expensive I imagine, are you paying?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

In although I don't think anyone does really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for seducing em…

It would be my pleasure to seduce Em. Fingers or tongue? What’s more appreciated?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Incoming mail ( or should that be make ) for miss blues …. can you tell her that her pics are amazing and have had an “ effect “ on me xx"

I hope it’s not permanent and you can get some treatment for it

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

More incoming from dapper men…

Could you tell LittlemissmistressK

I've sat back down now and the hope levels are rising

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"More incoming from dapper men…

Could you tell LittlemissmistressK

I've sat back down now and the hope levels are rising

Just the hope levels??

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’ve got a message for Drama Freeeeeee from a girl with a stunning smile.

“Please let Drama Freee know he seems to have missed his penis out of his profile picture, and can this be corrected as soon as possible please?”

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Incoming message for a ray of sunlight on the forums

Could you please tell Lillith she’s a though nut to crack but I’d like to try splitting her in two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my pals thinks 3 is a good number and yeuxblue, _educing_em and himself adds up to a magic number.

So can one of you grab the other and get in his box!!!!!

*I added the last bit, wingman and all that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got a message for Drama Freeeeeee from a girl with a stunning smile.

“Please let Drama Freee know he seems to have missed his penis out of his profile picture, and can this be corrected as soon as possible please?”"

I didn't miss it, it's just that small ;'(

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Incoming for MissYeuxBleus

I could sit and just look into those eyes all evening and hope you would be looking back into mine x

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Message for seducing em…

It would be my pleasure to seduce Em. Fingers or tongue? What’s more appreciated?

Finger's, always

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

" One of my pals thinks 3 is a good number and yeuxblue, _educing_em and himself adds up to a magic number.

So can one of you grab the other and get in his box!!!!!

*I added the last bit, wingman and all that!!! "

In that situation 3 is definitely the magic number

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

" One of my pals thinks 3 is a good number and yeuxblue, _educing_em and himself adds up to a magic number.

So can one of you grab the other and get in his box!!!!!

*I added the last bit, wingman and all that!!!

In that situation 3 is definitely the magic number

I second this

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

From a super hot and tantalising duo…

Could you tell General Kenobi that it's always a pleasure to see his torso around the forum. He's super hot. I may need to rub an ice cube down his chest for his own good

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Incoming for MissYeuxBleus

I could sit and just look into those eyes all evening and hope you would be looking back into mine x"

This is Very romantic for a Saturday evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" One of my pals thinks 3 is a good number and yeuxblue, _educing_em and himself adds up to a magic number.

So can one of you grab the other and get in his box!!!!!

*I added the last bit, wingman and all that!!!

In that situation 3 is definitely the magic number

I second this

I’m now routing for this to happen!….

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"From a super hot and tantalising duo…

Could you tell General Kenobi that it's always a pleasure to see his torso around the forum. He's super hot. I may need to rub an ice cube down his chest for his own good

I’m off to the shop to get some ice cubes now

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Good evening all, I’ll swing by and dip in after a hectic day.. happy to play postie too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

Her

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

" One of my pals thinks 3 is a good number and yeuxblue, _educing_em and himself adds up to a magic number.

So can one of you grab the other and get in his box!!!!!

*I added the last bit, wingman and all that!!!

In that situation 3 is definitely the magic number

I second this

I’m now routing for this to happen!….

I like even numbers Woody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" One of my pals thinks 3 is a good number and yeuxblue, _educing_em and himself adds up to a magic number.

So can one of you grab the other and get in his box!!!!!

*I added the last bit, wingman and all that!!!

In that situation 3 is definitely the magic number

I second this

I’m now routing for this to happen!….

I like even numbers Woody

16???

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I like even numbers Woody

Woody’s welcome to join us.

*ahem*

I mean, to join whoever your mystery message came from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm in, send me your love letters and I'll hook you up

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Message for catnipkittykat

This lovely gent wants to say,

I noticed that she had a peek at my profile earlier and I would very much appreciate the opportunity to chat. Although not fitting her location criteria I'd relish the chance to get to know her better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like even numbers Woody

Woody’s welcome to join us.

*ahem*

I mean, to join whoever your mystery message came from."

-*woody knock over his glass of wine…..

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Incoming message for foxy red

Please tell foxy that’s her username is the most apt on the site as she certainly is very foxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only mildly curious about one person in here but she seems like a right meanie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends done a runner, bloody typical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friends done a runner, bloody typical. "

I’ll be your mate. I’ll post it all anonimus and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friends done a runner, bloody typical.

I’ll be your mate. I’ll post it all anonimus and everything.

I don't trust you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friends done a runner, bloody typical.

I’ll be your mate. I’ll post it all anonimus and everything.

I don't trust you.

This isn’t Aladdin!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for the Wonky One aka WONKO.

If you are IN can you get “it” out?

A From a very sexy girl.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I like even numbers Woody

Woody’s welcome to join us.

*ahem*

I mean, to join whoever your mystery message came from.

-*woody knock over his glass of wine….."

Bring the cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incoming message for foxy red

Please tell foxy that’s her username is the most apt on the site as she certainly is very foxy "

Thank your mate for.me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message for the Wonky One aka WONKO.

If you are IN can you get “it” out?

A From a very sexy girl.

I don't know what it is

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I am in

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Yeah, I'm in and willing to be postie.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then we're in....

Tinder x

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Good evening all im in

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By *el13ABCMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I'm in

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

I'm in.

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By *imws86Man
over a year ago

builth

good evening im in

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"A message for the Wonky One aka WONKO.

If you are IN can you get “it” out?

A From a very sexy girl.

I don't know what it is "

It's your willy Wonko

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening all

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Evening all

Hello handsome

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Out. Point proved!

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By *oldShortsMan
over a year ago

St Helens

I’m in!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"A message for the Wonky One aka WONKO.

If you are IN can you get “it” out?

A From a very sexy girl.

I don't know what it is

It's your willy Wonko

Snigger

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Hiya. Could you ask Mr Sprout if he'd mind me rummaging in his haribo box? I'm hoping to grasp something sweet I can shove in my mouth

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Please tell Kaitonel your moodiness is hot, id even bend over for you

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Out. Point proved!"

I have a husband that definitely fancies you!

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By *oldShortsMan
over a year ago

St Helens

So do I message someone the name of a person I fancy from this page, then that person posts it?

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Hiya. Could you ask Mr Sprout if he'd mind me rummaging in his haribo box? I'm hoping to grasp something sweet I can shove in my mouth"

I wouldn’t mind at all!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

In and happy to play postie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll see if I can stay awake for this.

Don't count on it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message for the Wonky One aka WONKO.

If you are IN can you get “it” out?

A From a very sexy girl.

I don't know what it is

It's your willy Wonko

I don't have one

I sold it at the local car boot sale last sinday

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"A message for the Wonky One aka WONKO.

If you are IN can you get “it” out?

A From a very sexy girl.

I don't know what it is

It's your willy Wonko

I don't have one

I sold it at the local car boot sale last sinday"

It’s sitting proudly on my shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Count me in

Three … two … one … you’re in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man, it's been a while.

In !

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"A message for the Wonky One aka WONKO.

If you are IN can you get “it” out?

A From a very sexy girl.

I don't know what it is

It's your willy Wonko

I don't have one

I sold it at the local car boot sale last sinday

It’s sitting proudly on my shelf "

Did it come with the googly eyes?

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friends done a runner, bloody typical. "
I can be an acquaintance with benefits.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A delightful gentleman asked me to post and tell LittlemissmisstressK that she’d damn sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man, it's been a while.

In !"

Yes please.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"A delightful gentleman asked me to post and tell LittlemissmisstressK that she’d damn sexy"

Why thank you

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Message for Lilith from a very dapper cheeky chap

please Lilith that her pics are amazing and gave really made me smile and I’d love to return the favour one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i play

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By *oldShortsMan
over a year ago

St Helens

This is very fun

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

We had some but they have left fab now will have to have a browse to see who's on

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"A message for the Wonky One aka WONKO.

If you are IN can you get “it” out?

A From a very sexy girl.

I don't know what it is

It's your willy Wonko

I don't have one

I sold it at the local car boot sale last sinday

It’s sitting proudly on my shelf

Did it come with the googly eyes?"

It didn’t but it was the first customisation I made when I got it home

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A gorgeous girlie asked me to lplease tell Demidemi and RoseTintedGlasses I'd like a menage-a-trois with them

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

An animalistic Madame has a message for trying tout

Oh I'd love to try you out multiple times

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I forgot about this!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Count me in

Three … two … one … you’re in.

In the spirit of other threads. Ooffftt!!

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway / Midlands / West

We're in

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By *ustyBambi06Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow (ish)

Count me in x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I forgot about this! "

Lol

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Count me in x"

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

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By *oldShortsMan
over a year ago

St Helens

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

Feel free to message

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right? "

I haven’t tongue punched your fart box yet, there’s a way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right? "

Please tell _aitonel and GeneralK I wanna watch. Like now.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

I haven’t tongue punched your fart box yet, there’s a way to go "

Acquaintances?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

I haven’t tongue punched your fart box yet, there’s a way to go

Acquaintances? "

Brothers in other mothers

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

Please tell _aitonel and GeneralK I wanna watch. Like now.

Haha me too

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

Please tell _aitonel and GeneralK I wanna watch. Like now.

Haha me too

Surely that would be too hot for anyone to handle. We can't go around getting the excitement high.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

Please tell _aitonel and GeneralK I wanna watch. Like now.

Haha me too

That's me done for the evening.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

Please tell _aitonel and GeneralK I wanna watch. Like now.

Haha me too

Surely that would be too hot for anyone to handle. We can't go around getting the excitement high. "

What time does the show start? Im all eyes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count us in

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

Please tell _aitonel and GeneralK I wanna watch. Like now.

Haha me too

Surely that would be too hot for anyone to handle. We can't go around getting the excitement high. "

Never too hot to handle

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

Please tell _aitonel and GeneralK I wanna watch. Like now.

Haha me too

Surely that would be too hot for anyone to handle. We can't go around getting the excitement high. "

Exactly, being men we have to keep the expectations low so these shenanigans don’t become automatically expected of us

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

We are in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

Please tell _aitonel and GeneralK I wanna watch. Like now.

Haha me too

Surely that would be too hot for anyone to handle. We can't go around getting the excitement high. "

I can handle it.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

Please tell _aitonel and GeneralK I wanna watch. Like now.

Haha me too

Surely that would be too hot for anyone to handle. We can't go around getting the excitement high.

Exactly, being men we have to keep the expectations low so these shenanigans don’t become automatically expected of us

Also, I'm not a people person tonight! Only none people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out on this one now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

Please tell _aitonel and GeneralK I wanna watch. Like now.

Haha me too

Surely that would be too hot for anyone to handle. We can't go around getting the excitement high.

Exactly, being men we have to keep the expectations low so these shenanigans don’t become automatically expected of us

Also, I'm not a people person tonight! Only none people. "

That's me! I'm in.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

Please tell _aitonel and GeneralK I wanna watch. Like now.

Haha me too

Surely that would be too hot for anyone to handle. We can't go around getting the excitement high.

Exactly, being men we have to keep the expectations low so these shenanigans don’t become automatically expected of us

Also, I'm not a people person tonight! Only none people. "

I’m barely even a person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

Please tell _aitonel and GeneralK I wanna watch. Like now.

Haha me too

Surely that would be too hot for anyone to handle. We can't go around getting the excitement high.

Exactly, being men we have to keep the expectations low so these shenanigans don’t become automatically expected of us

Also, I'm not a people person tonight! Only none people.

I’m barely even a person

Hottest thing ever on fab

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

Please tell _aitonel and GeneralK I wanna watch. Like now.

Haha me too

Surely that would be too hot for anyone to handle. We can't go around getting the excitement high.

Exactly, being men we have to keep the expectations low so these shenanigans don’t become automatically expected of us

Also, I'm not a people person tonight! Only none people.

I’m barely even a person

Oh that changes things!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

_inandtonic21 this lovely gent saysthat although he unfortunately doesnt meet the height requirements he'd relish the opportunity to chat and get to know you better.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Count me in x

Quick quick I need a friend to make an anonymous comment

I'm a friend. I mean you did kiss me. That makes us friends right?

Please tell _aitonel and GeneralK I wanna watch. Like now.

Haha me too

Surely that would be too hot for anyone to handle. We can't go around getting the excitement high.

Exactly, being men we have to keep the expectations low so these shenanigans don’t become automatically expected of us

Also, I'm not a people person tonight! Only none people.

I’m barely even a person

Hottest thing ever on fab

I’m not speechless at all

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

"_inandtonic21 this lovely gent saysthat although he unfortunately doesnt meet the height requirements he'd relish the opportunity to chat and get to know you better."

Ah that’s a guideline - we never know until we chatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lilith this guy says he really fancies you, like a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lilith this guy says he really fancies you, like a lot "

Is he hot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lilith this guy says he really fancies you, like a lot

Is he hot?"

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lilith this guy says he really fancies you, like a lot

Is he hot?

No."

Meh, still in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lilith this guy says he really fancies you, like a lot

Is he hot?

No.

Meh, still in. "

Drip tray

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Tardy postie here sorry...

Please tell _utelittlegeek that I admire her from afar and a bit closer when in her region.I greatly admire her eclectic selection of footwear that adorn her gorgeous self.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lilith this guy says he really fancies you, like a lot

Is he hot?

No.

Meh, still in.

Drip tray

Need one listening to that voice...

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lilith this guy says he really fancies you, like a lot

Is he hot?

No.

Meh, still in.

Drip tray

Need one listening to that voice..."

Shhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lilith this guy says he really fancies you, like a lot

Is he hot?

No.

Meh, still in.

Drip tray

Need one listening to that voice...

Shhhhhh

Yeah he has a shit voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lilith this guy says he really fancies you, like a lot

Is he hot?

No.

Meh, still in.

Drip tray

Need one listening to that voice...

Shhhhhh

Yeah he has a shit voice. "

Better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lilith this guy says he really fancies you, like a lot

Is he hot?

No.

Meh, still in.

Drip tray

Need one listening to that voice...

Shhhhhh

Yeah he has a shit voice.

Better."

Totally masturbating to it though.

Told you I should put down the wine!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

There is always one thst takes it too far!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"There is always one thst takes it too far! "

How far is too far though really?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"There is always one thst takes it too far!

How far is too far though really?"

It's too far when the balls go in as well

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"There is always one thst takes it too far! "

Wait, wait

This could go further

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"There is always one thst takes it too far!

How far is too far though really?

It's too far when the balls go in as well "

But my mate Jay said you are meant to put the balls in

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"There is always one thst takes it too far!

Wait, wait

This could go further "

Oh so much further

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"There is always one thst takes it too far!

How far is too far though really?

It's too far when the balls go in as well "

You have a point there, unless you're into it of course

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'm out. Take care all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lilith this guy says he really fancies you, like a lot

Is he hot?"
Im not sure i have never met him

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"There is always one thst takes it too far!

How far is too far though really?

It's too far when the balls go in as well

But my mate Jay said you are meant to put the balls in "

He's been spending too much time with Rex

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"There is always one thst takes it too far!

Wait, wait

This could go further

Oh so much further

Flith

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