FabSwingers.com forum: Only in the movies ..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ever noticed how after a night of red hot sexy action the protagonists in a movie just roll out of bed in the morning (looking immaculate btw, no smeared makeup, bed head or dried dribble down their chins), slip on their clothes and pop off to work.

No shower to wash off the sex smells, no cleaning teeth for the morning breath, nothing. The dirty skanks!

What else only happens in the movies, Fabsters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women orgasming

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Unless it's a comedy no-one ever goes to the loo.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Peoples clothes dry instantly and sometimes day goes to night insanely quick …..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlimited rounds

magazines do not last that long!!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Bullets don't go through cars or the wooden walls people hide behind

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

No one ever farts in front of anyone lol

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"Unless it's a comedy no-one ever goes to the loo."

How very true. I had just this thought the other day

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

They never get stubble rash after a good old snogging sesh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People randomly just hang up the telephone mid conversation as soon as they hear a key piece of information.

No ‘thank you’ or ‘goodbye’ or ‘noooo, YOU put the phone down first

’ just hang up. How rude!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

They always find a parking space. Always.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They always find a parking space. Always."

RIGHT in front of the building they want to go in to! Not 6 streets away or owt like that!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ever seen a little franchise called The Fast Saga? Only in the movies!

Especially the family shit

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Good guys bend the bullets around them. Bad guys, not so much.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

They can just shake off being knocked un conscious and jump right back into the action

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Ever seen a little franchise called The Fast Saga? Only in the movies!

Especially the family shit"

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By *llitnilMan
over a year ago

Shirehampton

People have sex and then fall asleep together, but when they get up in the morning their underwear has mysteriously got back on them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People have sex and then fall asleep together, but when they get up in the morning their underwear has mysteriously got back on them."

And they’ve been at it like Jack-rabbits all night, but in the morning they’re suddenly very coy and pull the sheets around their boobs / bum so their shag conquest from the night before (and the audience at home

) can’t see their puppies noses..

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

In some action films... They never seem to stop for food or drink... Never mind having a shower or cleaning their teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They never use condoms

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"Good guys bend the bullets around them. Bad guys, not so much."

Or goody gets shot but always somewhere safe so that they can carry on

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"They can just shake off being knocked un conscious and jump right back into the action "

Who knew that just just whacking someone on the head or back of the neck knocks them sparko?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone's good looking in America

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone's good looking in America "

And the Star Quarterback is the most handsome fella in the school, who just happens to be dating the Head Cheerleader, also the most beautiful and popular girl in the school

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

That it's perfectly acceptable to run through the kitchens in restaurants and hotels, if being chased by baddies.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Movie makers cannot resist having computers make bleep noises as the keys are pressed or text appears on the screen.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

People switch on the tv just as the important news item is on.

Men are taller than women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 year olds in high school

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

No one catches there sleeves on a door handle

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A bullet wound, won't affect you at all.

The good guys are immune to explosions.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Seasons miraculously shift, full deciduous leaves on trees, then bare twigs and moments later the leaves have grown again.

People rarely have humdrum drudgery.

People buy things without mention of the actual prices.

Makeup looks great, whatever the era, millennium or planet.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Unless it's a comedy no-one ever goes to the loo."

Unless they're about to get blown up.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Unless it's a comedy no-one ever goes to the loo.

Unless they're about to get blown up.

Or it's Jurassic park.

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

All cars in action scenes are left unlocked with keys inside

Hanging at a height holding something with one hand for a few minutes is so easy. Even easier when the hero is actually holding another person in the other hand while doing so.

Unprotected sex is so common in hookups.

All bartenders are so friendly and glad to have a conversation with you.

I can go on and on. But I still love films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can always turn up at the airport right outside to park or get a flight without queuing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That people get a second chance and a clean slate to start over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples always split up in horror movies.

You must always run upstairs when in any danger. Trucks and old vans keep up with muscle cars.

Bullets never run out and very rarely hit the big stars.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

When it rains it comes in a sudden deluge, often with a clap of thunder.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Throwing a cigarette in petrol/diesel will ignite it. It’s a liquid it’s just puts it out.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They never use deodorant

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

They never lock their car doors

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The airport chase!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They never lock their car doors "

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Being punched in the face leaves no marks or swelling. In fact being punched anywhere on the body doesn’t stop the hero from carrying on his/ her mission.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Horses neigh a lot.

They dont.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

I know right, you should see me first thing, it's awful.. Bed hair, snog chin, and all blotchy and creased lol..

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Baddies can let off hundreds of rounds as they try to shoot the goody but they never hit him. But the goody can fire one shot, blind, and it will hit the target.

Nobody ever puts a seat belt on before they drive away.

Sex is always red hot, even if the parties have been running for their lives, drinking like fishes or saving the world.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Okehampton

Every hotel room in Paris overlooks the Eiffel tower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all the migrant camps how do they film Emily in Paris.

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

How the Americans always save the world....

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"When it rains it comes in a sudden deluge, often with a clap of thunder. "

And the thunder and lightning always arrive at the same time because the centre of the storm is always right where the on screen action is happening

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
over a year ago

SKELMERSDALE

Car tires screeching on loose gravel roads.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The cellar always has scary things.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

No one finishes their food, especially pretzels from a street vendor.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Calling out, 'who is there' when investigating strange noises. 'Only me,the person trying to sneak up and kill you'

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Whilst in a sky scraper and trying to evade the bad guys, they will always always make their way to the rooftop

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

If the good guy goes into the quick sand, will get out on his own. But if the baddie gets stuck then he's a goner even if he does everything correctly and the good guy tries to help him out.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Cars explode high in the air with a huge ball of fire.

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