FabSwingers.com forum: Friendly advice

By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Keep a pack of penguins in the cupboard for when you need a fix. Biscuity chocolate and a joke to boot.

What valuable nuggets do you have on this fine Saturday?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Don't go to bed with an itchy arse, or you'll wake up with a smelly finger

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

One up the bum no harm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have penguins, the chocolate kind of course

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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Don't go to bed with an itchy arse, or you'll wake up with a smelly finger "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If in doubt whip it out

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Get a dog. They're flipping awesome

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome"

Why do dogs lick their own balls?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Why do dogs lick their own balls? "

Because they can, silly.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome

Why do dogs lick their own balls? "

Because they can.

Jealous?

(Also, my dogs don't have balls. They had them off before I met them)

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By *warf with a mulletMan
over a year ago

barry

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome"

One of mine is a little twat, the other one is awesome though

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Chocolate orange club when planning to go clubbing doesn't go to plan

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome

Why do dogs lick their own balls?

Because they can.

Jealous?

(Also, my dogs don't have balls. They had them off before I met them)"

Don’t

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Rex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome

Why do dogs lick their own balls?

Because they can.

Jealous?

(Also, my dogs don't have balls. They had them off before I met them)

Don’t

Say

Rex

I'll send you boobs if you do

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome

Why do dogs lick their own balls?

Because they can.

Jealous?

(Also, my dogs don't have balls. They had them off before I met them)

Don’t

Say

Rex

I'll send you boobs if you do"

I'll send you boobs if he does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange flavour. I have some but keep mine in the fridge. For when you go to the fridge in search of something sweet.

Other than that, hide your cock ring when your in laws come round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome

Why do dogs lick their own balls?

Because they can.

Jealous?

(Also, my dogs don't have balls. They had them off before I met them)

Don’t

Say

Rex

I'll send you boobs if you do

I'll send you boobs if he does"

Everyone gets boobs!! Do it.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome

Why do dogs lick their own balls?

Because they can.

Jealous?

(Also, my dogs don't have balls. They had them off before I met them)

Don’t

Say

Rex

I'll send you boobs if you do

I'll send you boobs if he does"

I can’t on here

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I want a new dog. Not to hijack the post, but I miss having a dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never wanted a penguin biscuit so bad in all my life!!! Damn this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save the video before he changes his mind and deletes it from his end.

Sod!!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome

Why do dogs lick their own balls?

Because they can.

Jealous?

(Also, my dogs don't have balls. They had them off before I met them)

Don’t

Say

Rex

I'll send you boobs if you do

I'll send you boobs if he does

Everyone gets boobs!! Do it."

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome"

No don't! Put you off sex for life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome

No don't! Put you off sex for life!"

This is another don't say it moment.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I was always more Trio than penguin.

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Keep a pack of penguins in the cupboard for when you need a fix. Biscuity chocolate and a joke to boot.

What valuable nuggets do you have on this fine Saturday? "

Does it have to be penguin's?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome

No don't! Put you off sex for life!

This is another don't say it moment."

Say it and I’ll send you a cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome

No don't! Put you off sex for life!

This is another don't say it moment.

Say it and I’ll send you a cock pic

I can already see your cock.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome

No don't! Put you off sex for life!

This is another don't say it moment.

Say it and I’ll send you a cock pic

I can already see your cock. "

Not my real angry cock you can’t

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Keep a pack of penguins in the cupboard for when you need a fix. Biscuity chocolate and a joke to boot.

What valuable nuggets do you have on this fine Saturday? "

I'm the valuable Nugget here

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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Keep a pack of penguins in the cupboard for when you need a fix. Biscuity chocolate and a joke to boot.

What valuable nuggets do you have on this fine Saturday?

I'm the valuable Nugget here

Valuable, but I don't HAVE you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome

No don't! Put you off sex for life!

This is another don't say it moment.

Say it and I’ll send you a cock pic

I can already see your cock.

Not my real angry cock you can’t

If it's gone red you should get cream for that.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Keep a pack of penguins in the cupboard for when you need a fix. Biscuity chocolate and a joke to boot.

What valuable nuggets do you have on this fine Saturday?

I'm the valuable Nugget here

Valuable, but I don't HAVE you

Well that can be fixed

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Get a dog. They're flipping awesome

No don't! Put you off sex for life!

This is another don't say it moment."

Say it? And I'll take you for a walk..

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"Orange flavour. I have some but keep mine in the fridge. For when you go to the fridge in search of something sweet.

Other than that, hide your cock ring when your in laws come round. "

On a similar note. Don't lose a vibrator at your parents house.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

If it smells like chicken, keep on licking.

If it smells like fish, give it a miss.

The mr

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"If it smells like chicken, keep on licking.

If it smells like fish, give it a miss.

The mr "

What if it is actually fish?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

What valuable nuggets do you have on this fine Saturday? "

A vasectomy is substantially cheaper and less painful than having children

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