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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m so sexy that I’m going to ….

…get my nails painted today.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’m so sexy that I’m going to get my nails painted today

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so sexy that I'm going to sit on your face.

F

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm so sexy that in going to be a good idea to have a great day

Mrs

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm so sexy that I'm going to have a good day at work now so I can get a good night's sleep and I will cover the cost of living crisis in the morning.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im so sexy that I'm not sure if you have any questions

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm so sexy that I'm just getting a little worried now I'm going down for a hoist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so sexy that I’m going to have to get my own house because I’m so ugly

Oh right

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm so sexy that I am referring you back if I am still having the opportunity for me and the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so sexy qwerty gets squirty when I’m typing

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Try again with the correct opening line

I'm so sexy that I'm going to have to change my mind with you again

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'm so sexy that I'm going to slide off the sofa

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so sexy that I'm going to slide off the sofa

J"

You're just too sexy for that sofa. It doesn't deserve your fine ass being sat on it.

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so sexy that I'm going to be late in getting this out

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm so sexy that I'm going to be a bit late but I don't know if you want to come and see if you want to come and see

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm so sexy person who is the best for you to be a good day at work now so I can do it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so sexy that I’m going to be pricier because of the bank holiday in the morning

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I’m so sexy and I’m not even gonna lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imsosexyidontevenspacewords

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

~~

I’m so sexy that I’m so hot

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By *mber SkiesWoman
14 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

I’m so sexy with my boobs

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By *elloWoman
14 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I'm so sexy that I'm going to be a bit of a coffee.

Is coffee sexy ?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’m so sexy that you don’t have a boyfriend.

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By *ookie46Woman
14 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m so sexy that I’m so hot that I’m so fat

Thanks middle button

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By *ysizeMan
14 weeks ago

Nottingham

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By *ell GwynnWoman
14 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I'm so sexy that I'm going to park at Coleshill Parkway and get the train.

My phone has a unique take on sexy

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By *ysizeMan
14 weeks ago

Nottingham

I'm so sexy that I'm going to

be a Mechanic

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
14 weeks ago

Reading

I'm so sexy that you have a great day out.

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By *usty07Woman
14 weeks ago

Lancashire

I'm so sexy that I'm going to go and get the crisps from the police officer who gave me the fine

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
14 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm so sexy I'm going to be busy for a couple hours

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By *alico_KittyWoman
14 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

I'm so sexy I'm going to try and see if you want me

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By *orphia2003Woman
14 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I'm so sexy that I'm going to have a nap under the chair.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

I'm so sexy and I don't know what to do with the kids

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By *ad NannaWoman
14 weeks ago

East London

I'm so sexy about it now so I don't want a boyfriend

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By *ad NannaWoman
14 weeks ago

East London

I'm so sexy that I'm going to have to change my address

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