FabSwingers.com forum: The Things People Say !!

By *uckoo clock OP Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

So i strode into Specsavers where the very youngish female sales assistant asked,

" Your date of birth sir"

" 20 March 59" I replied.

" Is that NINETEEN 59 sir" she enquired again.

" Yes", said i, a little bemused.

Clearly she didnt realise that had it been the previous one i would have been a hundred and fifty odd years old, and had it been the subsequent one i would not have been born yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope that's all she was, a sales assistant. Don't like I'd fancy her poking about with my eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So i strode into Specsavers where the very youngish female sales assistant asked,

" Your date of birth sir"

" 20 March 59" I replied.

" Is that NINETEEN 59 sir" she enquired again.

" Yes", said i, a little bemused.

Clearly she didnt realise that had it been the previous one i would have been a hundred and fifty odd years old, and had it been the subsequent one i would not have been born yet ?

She was probably new and nervous. You should have told her that she needed a breast massage to help relax her, and then played with her pussy. If she complained that you weren't massaging her breasts you could have replied, "What the fuck do you think I'm here for!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha on of my favs is when people repeat what you have asked them for !! For example ordering a drink ....

" Pint of Stella please "

Barman/ bargirl looks at you and goes " Pint of Stella ?? "

I often tell them something different just to confuse them !!

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By *eonlylive1seCouple
over a year ago

Atherstone

Or when you say ; 'Just a pint of Stella please ' and they reply ; 'sure no problem ..... anything else ? '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha lol how daft is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In A&E on Tuesday night a doctor walked into the cubicle where I was lying on the bed writhing around in pain and asked "how are you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When coming to the UK in a swiss registered car, I was always asked by customs:

"Are you selling this car whilst you're here?"

The car is full of baggage, and it issue only some 600miles back home.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha on of my favs is when people repeat what you have asked them for !! For example ordering a drink ....

" Pint of Stella please "

Barman/ bargirl looks at you and goes " Pint of Stella ?? "

I often tell them something different just to confuse them !!

Well that's just sensible really, it can be hard to hear at a bar when it gets noisy, takes two seconds to check they've heard you correctly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha on of my favs is when people repeat what you have asked them for !! For example ordering a drink ....

" Pint of Stella please "

Barman/ bargirl looks at you and goes " Pint of Stella ?? "

I often tell them something different just to confuse them !!

Love it when someone does that lol.. I worked in a bar in Warrington..

Serving someone and they said "pint of wkd and a blue guinness"

Your reation is exactly what i thought lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" 20 mayfair please mate "

"20 mayfair yeh ? "

NO TEN FUCKING LAMBERTS YOU PLANK !!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeezo, there seems to be a lot of hate towards people who don't have infallible hearing on here...

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