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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jacks Kitchen is open for Saturday breakfast.

Continental breakfast on the side including croissants and and jams and cheeses ans fruit.

5 cooked items of your choice from:

Sausages

Bacon

Tinned tomatoes

Black pudding

Eggs of your choice

Avocado

Pancakes (American style and syrup)

Toast (brown or white bread)

Baked beans

Grilled tomatoes

Hash browns

Pick your 5 items

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausages Is it’s square or round

Bacon who can’t resist bacon

Baked beans

Toast

Pancakes on a side dish dosent mix with the beans

Must say I am shocked there is no potato scones on the go would have took that over toast to complete the fry up and beans and the pancakes for dessert

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sausages Is it’s square or round

Bacon who can’t resist bacon

Baked beans

Toast

Pancakes on a side dish dosent mix with the beans

Must say I am shocked there is no potato scones on the go would have took that over toast to complete the fry up and beans and the pancakes for dessert "

Due to your location I can get some square sausage in for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausages Is it’s square or round

Bacon who can’t resist bacon

Baked beans

Toast

Pancakes on a side dish dosent mix with the beans

Must say I am shocked there is no potato scones on the go would have took that over toast to complete the fry up and beans and the pancakes for dessert

Due to your location I can get some square sausage in for you "

Awesome sounds good

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

I will take

Sausage (square also please

Bacon

Black pudding

Beans

Can I swap out my hash brown for a fried slice

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Here's my order Jack, thanks.

Sausages

Bacon

2 poached Eggs

2 Brown Toast

Grilled tomatoes

Hash browns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will take

Sausage (square also please

Bacon

Black pudding

Beans

Can I swap out my hash brown for a fried slice "

I can see I need more square sausage, I can fry the bread for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's my order Jack, thanks.

Sausages

Bacon

2 poached Eggs

2 Brown Toast

Grilled tomatoes

Hash browns "

Yikes pressure on for poached eggs

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I will take

Sausage (square also please

Bacon

Black pudding

Beans

Can I swap out my hash brown for a fried slice

I can see I need more square sausage, I can fry the bread for you "

Perfect thanks breakfast of champions

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Bacon

Pancakes (American style with maple syrup)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacon

Pancakes (American style with maple syrup)

I will make crispy bacon for you

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Here's my order Jack, thanks.

Sausages

Bacon

2 poached Eggs

2 Brown Toast

Grilled tomatoes

Hash browns

Yikes pressure on for poached eggs "

Everyone is scared of them. I have silicone pots to do mine.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I am not hungry yet, but this thread isn't helping!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's my order Jack, thanks.

Sausages

Bacon

2 poached Eggs

2 Brown Toast

Grilled tomatoes

Hash browns

Yikes pressure on for poached eggs

Everyone is scared of them. I have silicone pots to do mine. "

I may need to borrow them!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am not hungry yet, but this thread isn't helping!!"

Not quite the same if it’s left on a hot plate to wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage, black pudding, paoched egg, pancakesl, and hash brown

x 5 of each.

Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached ***

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Jacks Kitchen is open for Saturday breakfast.

Continental breakfast on the side including croissants and and jams and cheeses ans fruit.

5 cooked items of your choice from:

Sausages

Bacon

Tinned tomatoes

Black pudding

Eggs of your choice

Avocado

Pancakes (American style and syrup)

Toast (brown or white bread)

Baked beans

Grilled tomatoes

Hash browns

Pick your 5 items "

Got any Weetabix?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 hash browns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, what kind of breakfast only gives you 5 items??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jacks Kitchen is open for Saturday breakfast.

Continental breakfast on the side including croissants and and jams and cheeses ans fruit.

5 cooked items of your choice from:

Sausages

Bacon

Tinned tomatoes

Black pudding

Eggs of your choice

Avocado

Pancakes (American style and syrup)

Toast (brown or white bread)

Baked beans

Grilled tomatoes

Hash browns

Pick your 5 items

Got any Weetabix?

D."

ALDIs version

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll have

Sausage

Bacon

Fried eggs

Beans

Mushrooms (not sure if they are on the list but pretty please)

Thank you very much

Mrs

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Do you do any omelette to order from the kitchen? O will have a cheese and mushroom omelette with just a bit of crispy bacon and grilled toms on the side. Small portions, not very hungry this morning. And some brown toast with orange marmalade and a pot of strong coffee please. Ta!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also, what kind of breakfast only gives you 5 items?? "

Times are hard out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 hash browns"

You hurt my fucking skull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you do any omelette to order from the kitchen? O will have a cheese and mushroom omelette with just a bit of crispy bacon and grilled toms on the side. Small portions, not very hungry this morning. And some brown toast with orange marmalade and a pot of strong coffee please. Ta!"

Omelettes. I need a sous chef

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have

Sausage

Bacon

Fried eggs

Beans

Mushrooms (not sure if they are on the list but pretty please)

Thank you very much

Mrs "

Just off to get mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also, what kind of breakfast only gives you 5 items??

Times are hard out there "

And people are hungry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poached ***

You’re not leaving the table until it’s all eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have

Sausage

Bacon

Fried eggs

Beans

Mushrooms (not sure if they are on the list but pretty please)

Thank you very much

Mrs "

Mushrooms are NOT on the list

what kind of MONSTER would request fungus in the early hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have

Sausage

Bacon

Fried eggs

Beans

Mushrooms (not sure if they are on the list but pretty please)

Thank you very much

Mrs "

Yes I thought where are the mushrooms!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also, what kind of breakfast only gives you 5 items??

Times are hard out there

And people are hungry."

Yet this free cafe is doing its best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 hash browns

You hurt my fucking skull

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I'll have

Sausage

Bacon

Fried eggs

Beans

Mushrooms (not sure if they are on the list but pretty please)

Thank you very much

Mrs

Mushrooms are NOT on the list

what kind of MONSTER would request fungus in the early hours

Not a breakfast food.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Poached ***

You’re not leaving the table until it’s all eaten

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Omelettes. I need a sous chef "

Sounds like a no to omelette then so will have a couple of fried dippy eggs instead. Cheers

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll have

Sausage

Bacon

Fried eggs

Beans

Mushrooms (not sure if they are on the list but pretty please)

Thank you very much

Mrs

Mushrooms are NOT on the list

what kind of MONSTER would request fungus in the early hours

What kind of monster doesn't have mushrooms on a fry up? Seriously dropping some good guy points here.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avocado, bacon and toast would be fabulous. Breakfast of queens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have

Sausage

Bacon

Fried eggs

Beans

Mushrooms (not sure if they are on the list but pretty please)

Thank you very much

Mrs

Mushrooms are NOT on the list

what kind of MONSTER would request fungus in the early hours

What kind of monster doesn't have mushrooms on a fry up? Seriously dropping some good guy points here.

Mrs "

Banish me to the Gulag then, you heathen!!!!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Jacks Kitchen is open for Saturday breakfast.

Continental breakfast on the side including croissants and and jams and cheeses ans fruit.

5 cooked items of your choice from:

Sausages

Bacon

Tinned tomatoes

Black pudding

Eggs of your choice

Avocado

Pancakes (American style and syrup)

Toast (brown or white bread)

Baked beans

Grilled tomatoes

Hash browns

Pick your 5 items

Got any Weetabix?

ALDIs version "

Ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Avocado, bacon and toast would be fabulous. Breakfast of queens. "

On the way

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Bacon, sausage, hash browns, beans, fried egg

Don’t charge extra for toast you tight git.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacon, sausage, hash browns, beans, fried egg

Don’t charge extra for toast you tight git. "

Who said I was charging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THERE *HAS TO BE MUSHROOMS

I'm not coming for breakfast unless theres mushroom

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mushrooms added by (un) popular demand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mushrooms added by (un) popular demand "

Yey. In that case I'll have

Bacon

Egg

MUSHROOMS

Hash brown

Beans

Oh and a shag

Mrs C

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I'll take the continental please x

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"Jacks Kitchen is open for Saturday breakfast.

Continental breakfast on the side including croissants and and jams and cheeses ans fruit.

5 cooked items of your choice from:

Sausages

Bacon

Tinned tomatoes

Black pudding

Eggs of your choice

Avocado

Pancakes (American style and syrup)

Toast (brown or white bread)

Baked beans

Grilled tomatoes

Hash browns

Pick your 5 items "

Bacon, Eggs - Runny, Black Pudding, Hash Browns, baked beans

Please

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"I am not hungry yet, but this thread isn't helping!!

Not quite the same if it’s left on a hot plate to wait "

Ok, well, cooked fresh, then please, I will have baked avocadoes, with a poached egg cracked in the nut-hole

, with crispy bacon, wholemeal toast with proper butter, and on vine cherry tomatoes, baked as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mushrooms added by (un) popular demand

Yey. In that case I'll have

Bacon

Egg

MUSHROOMS

Hash brown

Beans

Oh and a shag

Mrs C "

I can do the breakfast bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take the continental please x"

I’ll bring you a plate and please help yourself x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jacks Kitchen is open for Saturday breakfast.

Continental breakfast on the side including croissants and and jams and cheeses ans fruit.

5 cooked items of your choice from:

Sausages

Bacon

Tinned tomatoes

Black pudding

Eggs of your choice

Avocado

Pancakes (American style and syrup)

Toast (brown or white bread)

Baked beans

Grilled tomatoes

Hash browns

Pick your 5 items

Bacon, Eggs - Runny, Black Pudding, Hash Browns, baked beans

Please

No problems at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am not hungry yet, but this thread isn't helping!!

Not quite the same if it’s left on a hot plate to wait

Ok, well, cooked fresh, then please, I will have baked avocadoes, with a poached egg cracked in the nut-hole

, with crispy bacon, wholemeal toast with proper butter, and on vine cherry tomatoes, baked as well. "

No problems. Coming up

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

A 5 item breakfast is but a snack,

May I suggest the following:

Sausage

Fried Egg

Bacon

Baked Beans

Tinned tomato's

Fried Tomato's

Black Pudding

Bubble and Squeak

Hash Browns

Fried Mushrooms

Fried Bread

All washed down with a mug of strong tea.

Doubt I could manage it now, but 20 years ago I would have enjoyed them on my visits to the cafes at the London Food Markets, Smithfied, Billingsgate and Covent Garden,

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