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Not the Nocturnal

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By *anderingArtist OP   Man
over a year ago

an abstract world

MrsMistyPeaks has picked up the mantle so I repeat, this is not the nocturnal.

I'm just a soul, posting to a forum of people, asking you to show me your vagina/pussy/cunt/minge/clunge/mary/foof/front bottom/lady garden. Gotta be some perks of ticking over another year on this planet

People without the above can also get involved, suck 'em and tuck 'em!

Failing that, I will accept pictures of you all in pretty pink lingerie.

Thanks muchly

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Well. I did my best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No can do but sounds like it’s your birthday? Happy birthday one year closer to the infamous undesirable 50!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday

(But no)

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By *anderingArtist OP   Man
over a year ago

an abstract world


"Well. I did my best "

Your best was/is sublime. Madame, you're an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to wax

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By *anderingArtist OP   Man
over a year ago

an abstract world


"No can do but sounds like it’s your birthday? Happy birthday one year closer to the infamous undesirable 50! "

I'll take the kind words from you Squire, you brighten up my forum experience. Thanks Pickle

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By *anderingArtist OP   Man
over a year ago

an abstract world


"Happy Birthday

(But no) "

I'm not mad, just disappointed

Thank you

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By *anderingArtist OP   Man
over a year ago

an abstract world


"I need to wax"

No need, I'm quite the intrepid explorer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury


"No can do but sounds like it’s your birthday? Happy birthday one year closer to the infamous undesirable 50! "

What's wrong with 50?

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

X


"No can do but sounds like it’s your birthday? Happy birthday one year closer to the infamous undesirable 50!

What's wrong with 50? "

Nothing....it's 51 you have to worry about

Have noticed a lot of profiles now have 55 instead of 50 so maybe people realise 50 is the new 30

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury


"No can do but sounds like it’s your birthday? Happy birthday one year closer to the infamous undesirable 50!

What's wrong with 50?

Nothing....it's 51 you have to worry about

Have noticed a lot of profiles now have 55 instead of 50 so maybe people realise 50 is the new 30 "

I love being the "infamous, undesirable 50" . Dreading the "over the hill and past it 51" tho!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

Crikey. I best order my zimner now.

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury


"Crikey. I best order my zimner now. "

We can share mine, if you like? As long as you don't mind it being pink and glittery and covered in little plushy unicorns and ponies?? It's just that I'm trying to fight off being old and past it, seeing as I'm at that age!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford


"Crikey. I best order my zimner now.

We can share mine, if you like? As long as you don't mind it being pink and glittery and covered in little plushy unicorns and ponies?? It's just that I'm trying to fight off being old and past it, seeing as I'm at that age!! "

Deal. Has it got extra stabilisers?

I'm 53 you know.

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury


"Crikey. I best order my zimner now.

We can share mine, if you like? As long as you don't mind it being pink and glittery and covered in little plushy unicorns and ponies?? It's just that I'm trying to fight off being old and past it, seeing as I'm at that age!!

Deal. Has it got extra stabilisers?

I'm 53 you know. "

Omg, you're REALLY past it, then!! x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford


"Crikey. I best order my zimner now.

We can share mine, if you like? As long as you don't mind it being pink and glittery and covered in little plushy unicorns and ponies?? It's just that I'm trying to fight off being old and past it, seeing as I'm at that age!!

Deal. Has it got extra stabilisers?

I'm 53 you know.

Omg, you're REALLY past it, then!! x"

Oh yes. I went to school with Moses, nice bloke.

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury


"Crikey. I best order my zimner now.

We can share mine, if you like? As long as you don't mind it being pink and glittery and covered in little plushy unicorns and ponies?? It's just that I'm trying to fight off being old and past it, seeing as I'm at that age!!

Deal. Has it got extra stabilisers?

I'm 53 you know.

Omg, you're REALLY past it, then!! x

Oh yes. I went to school with Moses, nice bloke. "

So I heard!

I was Joseph's tailor... you may have heard about his amazing wardrobe!! so only a bit further than the inevitable "turn our toes up and kick the bucket" stage than you, seeing as we're really old!!

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By *i-eddieMan
over a year ago

ayr

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford


"Crikey. I best order my zimner now.

We can share mine, if you like? As long as you don't mind it being pink and glittery and covered in little plushy unicorns and ponies?? It's just that I'm trying to fight off being old and past it, seeing as I'm at that age!!

Deal. Has it got extra stabilisers?

I'm 53 you know.

Omg, you're REALLY past it, then!! x

Oh yes. I went to school with Moses, nice bloke.

So I heard!

I was Joseph's tailor... you may have heard about his amazing wardrobe!! so only a bit further than the inevitable "turn our toes up and kick the bucket" stage than you, seeing as we're really old!! "

Old????? I'm at my prime.

FAF?

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury


"Crikey. I best order my zimner now.

We can share mine, if you like? As long as you don't mind it being pink and glittery and covered in little plushy unicorns and ponies?? It's just that I'm trying to fight off being old and past it, seeing as I'm at that age!!

Deal. Has it got extra stabilisers?

I'm 53 you know.

Omg, you're REALLY past it, then!! x

Oh yes. I went to school with Moses, nice bloke.

So I heard!

I was Joseph's tailor... you may have heard about his amazing wardrobe!! so only a bit further than the inevitable "turn our toes up and kick the bucket" stage than you, seeing as we're really old!!

Old????? I'm at my prime.

FAF? "

Ia that short for "fancy a funeral?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford


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Old????? I'm at my prime.

FAF?

Ia that short for "fancy a funeral? "

At least we'd die with a smile on our faces.

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