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I do nude modelling for artists...

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By *oodsman1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hereford

Was recently asked to do a private session for a lady that wants to paint me with an erection. How do I keep it up for an hour at a time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piece of string attached to your head

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just get her to paint that first while it's in pose mode, and work out from there. Or, take a photo, it will last longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I imagine as an artist, she would sketch the majority of you for 55 minutes in a natural pose, then add on the appendage you can maintain for five minutes.

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

Lolly sticks and Sellotape

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By *oodsman1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hereford


"Piece of string attached to your head "

That would be too sore,my poor Willy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tell her to draw quicker and you’ll be fine

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By *luegreenMan
over a year ago

Bangor


"Was recently asked to do a private session for a lady that wants to paint me with an erection. How do I keep it up for an hour at a time?"

A cannula and a viagra drip.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Piece of string attached to your head "

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Rubber band around the base, or ask for a video of your porn fetish to be playing.

It worked for me, although the artist had to rummage around in the pot for a really tiny paintbrush

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By *oodsman1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hereford


"Lolly sticks and Sellotape"

Lolly sticks Too small.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Cock ring

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By *oodsman1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hereford

Thought I might ask her to be naked also??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask if a fluffer is available stander in the porn industry

To have a fluffer present to keep the guys hard bween shots and stuff

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By *oodsman1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hereford


"Ask if a fluffer is available stander in the porn industry

To have a fluffer present to keep the guys hard bween shots and stuff "

Fancy a job?

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

Yeh that isn't going to happen. She's an artist and you are simply a still life subject for her to look at.

If you are a nude model for artists, you should no that.

When you go to the dentist, do you get out the chair and say "right pal open up, it's your turn now" ??

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yeh that isn't going to happen. She's an artist and you are simply a still life subject for her to look at.

If you are a nude model for artists, you should no that.

When you go to the dentist, do you get out the chair and say "right pal open up, it's your turn now" ??"

that made me laugh.

There are times I've been tempted though

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By *oodsman1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hereford


"Yeh that isn't going to happen. She's an artist and you are simply a still life subject for her to look at.

If you are a nude model for artists, you should no that.

When you go to the dentist, do you get out the chair and say "right pal open up, it's your turn now" ??"

Still life is not life drawing, but I get what you say, just a difficult situation

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I life model and I have never been asked that. I have seen a few ladies think it in the group but I am genuinely surprised someone would actually ask.

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By *oodsman1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hereford


"I life model and I have never been asked that. I have seen a few ladies think it in the group but I am genuinely surprised someone would actually ask."

Kinky in Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeh that isn't going to happen. She's an artist and you are simply a still life subject for her to look at.

If you are a nude model for artists, you should no that.

When you go to the dentist, do you get out the chair and say "right pal open up, it's your turn now" ??

Still life is not life drawing, but I get what you say, just a difficult situation "

What is difficult ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was recently asked to do a private session for a lady that wants to paint me with an erection. How do I keep it up for an hour at a time?"

She wants to paint you with an erection? Most artists I know use brushes and pencils.

Bess x

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By *oodsman1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hereford


"Was recently asked to do a private session for a lady that wants to paint me with an erection. How do I keep it up for an hour at a time?

She wants to paint you with an erection? Most artists I know use brushes and pencils.

Bess x"

Thanks that's a good one, only white paint available

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"I life model and I have never been asked that. I have seen a few ladies think it in the group but I am genuinely surprised someone would actually ask.

Kinky in Wales "

That’s a life modelling group?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She specifically asked you to pose nude with an erection, so she could paint you onto canvas?

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By *oodsman1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hereford


"I life model and I have never been asked that. I have seen a few ladies think it in the group but I am genuinely surprised someone would actually ask.

Kinky in Wales

That’s a life modelling group?"

Ever been flashed while posing? happened to me a few times,defo kinky

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By *oodsman1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hereford


"She specifically asked you to pose nude with an erection, so she could paint you onto canvas?"

Correct, maybe a board but definitely wants an erection

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"I life model and I have never been asked that. I have seen a few ladies think it in the group but I am genuinely surprised someone would actually ask.

Kinky in Wales

That’s a life modelling group?

Ever been flashed while posing? happened to me a few times,defo kinky "

No - never been flashed. I do have one lady who always seems to like to position herself for a good view on the long poses and another who tends to have very good anatomical drawings of certain areas but all above board.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest


"Was recently asked to do a private session for a lady that wants to paint me with an erection. How do I keep it up for an hour at a time?"

You stand on your head, she paints the picture upside down. Easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has nothing to do with your post, but, if it was me every time they looked up to get the image fresh in their mind, I would make direct eye contact to make it slightly awkward, mainly for my own amusement rather than to distract.

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Hit it with a hammer it will lst for days.

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By *oodsman1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hereford

Thanks a lot folks, good and bad all appreciated. Looks like Viagra followed by a massive wank!!

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