FabSwingers.com forum: Things that are just better in porn

By *reative-mind OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

I'm not talking about the sex or the huge tits/cocks.

I'm talking about the fact you have an issue and the trades person turns up almost instantly and has no issues fixing the problem!

Why can't things be more like porn!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I suspect many more trades would actually turn up if sex was on offer.

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By *reative-mind OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

"I suspect many more trades would actually turn up if sex was on offer."

You'd think so but turns out when I tried that with the over weight, hairy, middle aged builder he didn't knock the price down because "he wasn't into me"

Let me tell you, My self esteem took a battering that day!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

I don’t know, some things are much worse in porn. Seems to be impossible for ladies to empty the washing machine or take something out from under the bed without getting stuck and getting fucked ragged by their stepbrother.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

This porn-fuelled fantasy is destructive.

A man turns up to do a job: he’s earning his living.

I knew a good looking guy who was a gas fitter and he had to give it up because of the unwanted persistent attention he was getting from bored oversexed housewives. It sounds great but he didn’t fancy most of them and he couldn’t do his job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House cleaning and lack of clutter

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"House cleaning and lack of clutter "

In porn or on here ?

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By *reative-mind OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

"House cleaning and lack of clutter "

My two least favourite of the 7 dwarfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs, I thought it said 'things that are better than porn'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Driving lessons, taxi rides and house viewing always seem to reach a satisfactory conclusion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxi rides

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Women...

who said that?

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

No one seems to worry about who has to sleep in the wet spot.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

True story.A friend of mine went to do a job at a woman's house.Once inside she locked him in,telling him she was going to the bedroom to change into "naughty" lingerie before giving him the time of his life.When she came out he had gone.He is a locksmith.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Pretty much anything involving any sort of medical profession is less palatable in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The job prospects for oversized phallic shaped veg. They're not just for eating you know. Dream big.

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

Very pretty trans girls (and I don't mean transvestites or CD's) to be included. God I'm so bored with boy girl sex!! Boring......

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

No farting.

No squelchy fanny farts

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