FabSwingers.com forum: Build your perfect partner for £5

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saw this on Facebook & thought I'd create a Fab version.

Choose from the following (NO negotiating!)

Fabulous face £3

Funny as hell £2

Honest + true £2

Einstein £2

Nice norks £2

Gym fit £2

Kinky £2

Ginormous cock £2

Thick thighs £1

Beautiful bottom £1

Beard bro £1

Natty dresser £1

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Can I really not just keep the money?

I mess up the perfect partner anyway

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Can I really not just keep the money?

I mess up the perfect partner anyway"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I really not just keep the money?

I mess up the perfect partner anyway"

Pick an imperfect one then

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Does anyone have one spare euro please?

I need 6

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

That's a hard one

Funny

Honest

Bum

Mrs

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Funny as hell, Einstein and the bum but this one is optional just had to spend the last quid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone have one spare euro please?

I need 6

I knew this would happen!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Funny

Honest

Beautiful bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny

Honest

Beautiful bum"

Bums are going down well

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

Easy funny,honest and thick thighs.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Gym fit £2

Funny as hell £2

Beautiful bottom £1

That’s my budget gone pop, now where is she

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gym fit £2

Funny as hell £2

Beautiful bottom £1

That’s my budget gone pop, now where is she

Watch out for the email

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

You mean I’ll actually receive a message?

Wait I’m asking me mum for another fiver!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect woman.

Funny as hell £2

Kinky £2

With a beard £1

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean I’ll actually receive a message?

Wait I’m asking me mum for another fiver!!!"

I said watch out for an email. I didn't say from whom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perfect woman.

Funny as hell £2

Kinky £2

With a beard £1

Well that would be quite kinky

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Funny, kinky, beard.

I would have picked honest instead of beard but ran out of change

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By *nlyFransMan
over a year ago

So to pick a perfect man will cost £5 right?

How much does the equivalent cost for the female version?

I'm guessing at least £150!!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Fabulous face £3

Honest + true £2

What more could you want ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm now thinking of the features I could have added.

professional

Heavy cummer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny, kinky, beard.

I would have picked honest instead of beard but ran out of change

Fingers crossed he's an honest beard bro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous face and funny as hell. That’s all I need.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Funny as hell £2

Nice norks £2

Beautiful bottom £1

Tbh - if she's going to meet me then her SOH will need to be priceless.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

2.5 x nice norks

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

Fabulous face

Kinky

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

Ain't gonna get much for a fiver. Can I build them in a Home Bargains instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So to pick a perfect man will cost £5 right?

How much does the equivalent cost for the female version?

I'm guessing at least £150!!

Oh how I laughed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ain't gonna get much for a fiver. Can I build them in a Home Bargains instead?"

You can do what you like, lad!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll give my fiver to someone who needs it because I'm charitable like that.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Honest and funny as hell please. I've got a quid left to play with so can I spend that on someone with stamina for days?

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

What's the "Wish" version to this shopping list like?

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

I can donate my £5 as Mrs is already perfect

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Chunky - £4.99

Just saying.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll give my fiver to someone who needs it because I'm charitable like that. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honest and funny as hell please. I've got a quid left to play with so can I spend that on someone with stamina for days?

None of my £1 offers appealed? Maybe I should put average dick on the list for a quid?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Money removed by poster at 14/07/23 11:56:27]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, bearded, cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny, bearded, cock

Ta-rah! First cock requested!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky. Honest and true. Beautiful bum.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Funny, bearded, cock

You called.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face, bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest & True £2 do I get the change?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honest & True £2 do I get the change? "

No but thanks for the tip, it's appreciated. I shall buy a gigantic cock and a bearded bro for myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone else got a spare fiver?

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Honest

Funny

Beautiful Bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face and funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Face and funny

Not to be confused with funny face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, so that's £19 I owe you! Do you give change?

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Honest + true £2

Kinky £2

Thick thighs £1

Does it show that I’m working to a budget?

BTW if anyone can’t afford the beard, I have one anyway.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'm going to need an advance on next week's pocket money...

But I'll take a pretty face and funny for starters.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Fabulous face and funny as hell works for me

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

Ginormous cock £2+£1

Funny as Hell £2

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By *otguy555Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Nice norks

Kinky

Thick thighs

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By *otguy555Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Ginormous cock £2+£1

Funny as Hell £2

Sounds like your talking about me!!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Einstein, norks and thick thighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

Honest

Thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky

Thick thighs

Honest and true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny.

Gym

Beautiful bottom

A £5 well spent

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

Nice norks

Kinky

Thick thighs

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Funny

Honest

Bum

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mrs- funny as hell honest and true Matty dresser

Mr- beautiful face and honest&true

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Oh yes, £5 well spent...

Funny as hell £2

Kinky £2

Beautiful bottom £1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous face and funny as hell will do.

I wanted honest and true too but I'm skint.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Ooh, here goes

Honest and true

Funny as hell

Beautiful bottom

.. wait? What do you mean not in stock?

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Honest & true

Funny as hell

Thick thighs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right, so that's £19 I owe you! Do you give change?

NINETEEN POUNDS! How many men do you want?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh, here goes

Honest and true

Funny as hell

Beautiful bottom

.. wait? What do you mean not in stock?

There's just a slight delay, check back next week

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"Anyone else got a spare fiver?"

Yeah, have mine.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Thick thighs £1

Beautiful bottom £1

£3 saved!

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

"Saw this on Facebook & thought I'd create a Fab version.

Choose from the following (NO negotiating!)

Fabulous face £3

Funny as hell £2

Honest + true £2

Einstein £2

Nice norks £2

Gym fit £2

Kinky £2

Ginormous cock £2

Thick thighs £1

Beautiful bottom £1

Beard bro £1

Natty dresser £1"

Funny as hell £2

Honest + true £2

And I am investing the other pound in the hope that one day I can add on kinky, Einstein and thighs. But if my investment brings no returns I am still happy with my original choice.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Funny, honest, bum

Though to be honest I'd have gone for bum if it was £5

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

"Funny, honest, bum

Though to be honest I'd have gone for bum if it was £5

A funny and honest bum? My arse is hysterical the pics are fairly honest.

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

I'm waiting for the bank holiday sale prices

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thick thighs £1

Beautiful bottom £1

£3 saved!"

Can I interest you in a fabulous face upgrade?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny, honest, bum

Though to be honest I'd have gone for bum if it was £5

Next time it might be!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just buy a Wetherspoons breakfast instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just buy a Wetherspoons breakfast instead?

You can get a breakfast for under a fiver? Wow. It's your cash! But if you weren't going to Spoons what would you go for?

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By *adbod2godbodMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Funny as hell, thick thighs, nice bum and save a quid for an irn bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, honest and Bum x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

First 2 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, honest and bum please

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
over a year ago

kendal

Can I chip another pound in n have

Einstein,

Funny,

Honest?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Funny, honest, bum

Though to be honest I'd have gone for bum if it was £5

A funny and honest bum? My arse is hysterical the pics are fairly honest."

Amber, you have a great arse, the thoughts it inspires are unfit for the annals of such a prestigious forum. Grown men would cry; police would turn in their badges.

I simply do not have the funds to define your glory. One would have to sell all their hotels and mortgage Mayfair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny, honest and bum please "

Good choice. Funny honest bums are in stock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need a fabulous face, just not an ugly one, so I reckon that's half price at £1.50

Again, I don't need funny as hell, just funny so that's £1

Gym - ish fit, call it £1.50

And a slightly above average cock for £1

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I don't need a fabulous face, just not an ugly one, so I reckon that's half price at £1.50

Again, I don't need funny as hell, just funny so that's £1

Gym - ish fit, call it £1.50

And a slightly above average cock for £1"

Great, you can slide into my DMs now, congratulations on your find XoXo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't need a fabulous face, just not an ugly one, so I reckon that's half price at £1.50

Again, I don't need funny as hell, just funny so that's £1

Gym - ish fit, call it £1.50

And a slightly above average cock for £1"

NO NEGOTIATING ya cheeky mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can't be done.

I'd prefer to be alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need a fabulous face, just not an ugly one, so I reckon that's half price at £1.50

Again, I don't need funny as hell, just funny so that's £1

Gym - ish fit, call it £1.50

And a slightly above average cock for £1

NO NEGOTIATING ya cheeky mare

The threads 2 days old, I figured there'd be a sale on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need a fabulous face, just not an ugly one, so I reckon that's half price at £1.50

Again, I don't need funny as hell, just funny so that's £1

Gym - ish fit, call it £1.50

And a slightly above average cock for £1

Great, you can slide into my DMs now, congratulations on your find XoXo"

Slide into me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't need a fabulous face, just not an ugly one, so I reckon that's half price at £1.50

Again, I don't need funny as hell, just funny so that's £1

Gym - ish fit, call it £1.50

And a slightly above average cock for £1

NO NEGOTIATING ya cheeky mare

The threads 2 days old, I figured there'd be a sale on?"

Mebbe, but I set the prices!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It can't be done.

I'd prefer to be alone!"

Oh dear (me too, tbf

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Funny as hell £2

Thick thighs £1

Beautiful bottom £1

Natty dresser £1

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

What the hell is natty dresser?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the hell is natty dresser?"

Nero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double nice norks and you can keep the change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous face £3

Honest + true £2

Thats worth a hell of a lot more than a fiver!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Honest + true £2

Someone else can have my £3

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'll take the face and funny as hell. If I'm attracted to someone's face then the rest of the bod doesn't matter.

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What the hell is natty dresser?

Nero"

Caffee Nero?

Or Nero as in water in greek?

Why is the coffee and water needing to be dressed!

Why do I have to.pay £1 for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honest + true £2

Someone else can have my £3"

Ooh me please.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Gym fit £2

Kinky £2

Natty dresser £1

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Honest + true £2

Someone else can have my £3

Ooh me please."

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honest + true £2

Someone else can have my £3

Ooh me please.

Deal

I'm adding kinky and beard.

I'll send you pics as a thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone have one spare euro please?

I need 6

Have my 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If other people can have £8 I will too!

Fabulous face £3

Funny as hell £2

Honest + true £2

With the spare £1 may as throw in a nice bum too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double nice norks and you can keep the change."

Thank ye kindly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fabulous face £3

Honest + true £2

Thats worth a hell of a lot more than a fiver!

Bargains galore at Sally's House of ...erm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What the hell is natty dresser?

Nero

Caffee Nero?

Or Nero as in water in greek?

Why is the coffee and water needing to be dressed!

Why do I have to.pay £1 for it!"

Nero is paying for it. All good!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Face and norks

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Honest + true £2

Someone else can have my £3

Ooh me please.

Deal

I'm adding kinky and beard.

I'll send you pics as a thankyou. "

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I have, fabulous face, Beautiful derriere, and hairy muff?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Honest + true £2

Someone else can have my £3

Ooh me please.

Deal

I'm adding kinky and beard.

I'll send you pics as a thankyou.

Ummmm hello? What about me?

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By *eedsLocal2040Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Funny as hell, nice norks, beautiful bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have, fabulous face, Beautiful derriere, and hairy muff?

searches everywhere for hairy muff

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"What the hell is natty dresser?

Nero

Caffee Nero?

Or Nero as in water in greek?

Why is the coffee and water needing to be dressed!

Why do I have to.pay £1 for it!

Nero is paying for it. All good!

•

I don't even know what "norks" are.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"searches everywhere for hairy muff "

You and me both, Sally. You and me both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, honest, beard

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Funny, honest, beard

I was about to go trim the beard but now I’ve changed my mind. Can’t think why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"searches everywhere for hairy muff

You and me both, Sally. You and me both."

An hour ago I was full on Chewbacca, more naked mole rat now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"searches everywhere for hairy muff

You and me both, Sally. You and me both.

An hour ago I was full on Chewbacca, more naked mole rat now. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny, honest, beard

I was about to go trim the beard but now I’ve changed my mind. Can’t think why. "

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"An hour ago I was full on Chewbacca, more naked mole rat now. "

You spent an hour on self-care? You’ve changed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only need £4

Funny as hell £2

Honest + true £2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour ago I was full on Chewbacca, more naked mole rat now.

You spent an hour on self-care? You’ve changed."

Well I'm certainly a few pounds lighter now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"searches everywhere for hairy muff

You and me both, Sally. You and me both.

An hour ago I was full on Chewbacca, more naked mole rat now. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"searches everywhere for hairy muff

You and me both, Sally. You and me both."

I will add it next time so you can buy your perfect partner RTG.

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"An hour ago I was full on Chewbacca, more naked mole rat now.

You spent an hour on self-care? You’ve changed.

Well I'm certainly a few pounds lighter now

Burrito for dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only need £4

Funny as hell £2

Honest + true £2"

yep.

Although, since I have £1 spare can I also have the beautiful bottom too, please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"only need £4

Funny as hell £2

Honest + true £2

yep.

Although, since I have £1 spare can I also have the beautiful bottom too, please? "

You surely can. This is a super arse-loving thread. I was expecting more love for norks.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Man. Honest and true, kinky, beard.

Women. Kinky, honest, nice bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour ago I was full on Chewbacca, more naked mole rat now.

You spent an hour on self-care? You’ve changed.

Well I'm certainly a few pounds lighter now

So how much do you cost now?…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour ago I was full on Chewbacca, more naked mole rat now.

You spent an hour on self-care? You’ve changed.

Well I'm certainly a few pounds lighter now

So how much do you cost now?…

You'll find me in the bargain bucket.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"You'll find me in the bargain bucket. "

Now I’m craving KFC. At breakfast time. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll find me in the bargain bucket.

Now I’m craving KFC. At breakfast time. Thanks.

Finger licking good

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Finger licking good

Is *everybody* perving about fingers this morning? (Or is it just the women I’ve spoken to?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finger licking good

Is *everybody* perving about fingers this morning? (Or is it just the women I’ve spoken to?)"

I'm talking about chicken, no idea what you're on about

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

OP, have you seen these parts on wish? I'd gladly pay a lot more to make sure they were quality.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm talking about chicken, no idea what you're on about

Thank fuck for that. Thought you were on trend for a minute.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, have you seen these parts on wish? I'd gladly pay a lot more to make sure they were quality."

Well these are Fab FAF prices, the high end options are for my private customers wink wink nudge nudge

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

How about I give you £10 and see what you come up with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about I give you £10 and see what you come up with"

Now there's an offer!

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Honest + true

Thick thighs

Bottom

I'll keep the change

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honest + true

Thick thighs

Bottom

I'll keep the change

Buy some condoms

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By *appyhippoWoman
over a year ago

coventry

Funny as hell £2

Honest + true £2

Thick thighs £1

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Funny as hell £2

Thick thighs £1

Beautiful bottom £1

Beard bro £1

Beard is optional.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Honest and true £2

Kinky £2

You can save the extra £1 and let someone else have it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honest and true £2

Kinky £2

You can save the extra £1 and let someone else have it

There's quite a fund building up

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Honest and true £2

Kinky £2

You can save the extra £1 and let someone else have it

"
I was greedy and overspent! I wanted an enormous cock aswell as honest and true and funny as hell. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honest and true £2

Kinky £2

You can save the extra £1 and let someone else have it

I’ll have it!

Honest and true £2

Kinky £2

Thick thighs £1

Beautiful bottom £1

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Honest

Funny

Thick thighs

Em x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Money well spent.

Fabulous face

Funny as fuck.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Nice norks

Give the rest to the Big Issue man

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Funny

Honest

Bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice norks

Give the rest to the Big Issue man "

Wot, no bum?

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By *im494Man
over a year ago

Westhill

Funny as hell

Nice norks

Thick thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

Honest

Good bum

K x

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

I kept going overbudget, they always tell you not to shop when your hungry , Anyway finally sorted it

1. Funny as hell

2. Nice norks

3. Nice bum

Is there a buy one get one free offer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I kept going overbudget, they always tell you not to shop when your hungry , Anyway finally sorted it

1. Funny as hell

2. Nice norks

3. Nice bum

Is there a buy one get one free offer?"

Yea of course - you do get both norks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shop closing soon - get your requests in now!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Funny as hell

Honest and True

Natty Dresser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny as hell

Honest and true (with me at least...)

Bum

It's the winning combination.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Actually .... keep him. I can't afford what I really want.

I wanted Funny, Honest, Einstein and I was one pound short.

So fuck the first one. I'm not really arsed if he's in haute or primark if he's funny ,honest and intelligent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually .... keep him. I can't afford what I really want.

I wanted Funny, Honest, Einstein and I was one pound short.

So fuck the first one. I'm not really arsed if he's in haute or primark if he's funny ,honest and intelligent"

If he's intelligent he might figure out how to dress well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually .... keep him. I can't afford what I really want.

I wanted Funny, Honest, Einstein and I was one pound short.

So fuck the first one. I'm not really arsed if he's in haute or primark if he's funny ,honest and intelligent

If he's intelligent he might figure out how to dress well

I find most clothes look the same once they in a crumpled heap at the end of the bed...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually .... keep him. I can't afford what I really want.

I wanted Funny, Honest, Einstein and I was one pound short.

So fuck the first one. I'm not really arsed if he's in haute or primark if he's funny ,honest and intelligent

If he's intelligent he might figure out how to dress well

I find most clothes look the same once they in a crumpled heap at the end of the bed...

Mebbe, but it's the way you wear them beforehand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy

Gym fit £2

Ginormous cock £2

Beautiful bottom £1

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Funny

Honest

Bum

However I seem to have gone massively over budget with Mrs Misfit who has all things I want in addition to those stated above.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny

Honest

Bum

However I seem to have gone massively over budget with Mrs Misfit who has all things I want in addition to those stated above.

Mr"

She must have been an investment buy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd really love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To have one thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That gets to 175!

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