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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just tried the wand, ive gone to heaven,

Thank you, dave !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is it worth pm'ing you now then or shall I wait a few hours lol !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me more!!!

Ive heard about such devices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave?? You named your new toy Dave !!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've just ordered one tonight.. Expecting delivery Saturday..... I can see how this weekend will go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine BOB lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

They're great! I've blown up 2 of them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha,....this is like Ruby's post a few weeks ago!! She barely spoke for days.....too busy lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware Jules, Rubes ended up in hospital xxxxx

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

what did Harry call his wand...

are they that good ladies?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Just tried the wand, ive gone to heaven,

Thank you, dave !!!!

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Happy birthday and hope you managed to stay there for a while

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!"

just drop the ring main to the upstairs....doddle

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!

just drop the ring main to the upstairs....doddle

I have no idea what that means lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So is it worth pm'ing you now then or shall I wait a few hours lol !!!!!!

You can pm me anytime minxxx

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just tried the wand, ive gone to heaven,

Thank you, dave !!!!

Switch it off woman, my lights keeps dimming

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!

just drop the ring main to the upstairs....doddle

I have no idea what that means lol "

I'm thinking it means have no electricity upstairs / in the bedroom (i may be wrong though)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell me more!!!

Ive heard about such devices

Mutiple clit orgasms, and more wow

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!

just drop the ring main to the upstairs....doddle

I have no idea what that means lol "

is the wand mains electric?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Who needs a man eh?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!

just drop the ring main to the upstairs....doddle

I have no idea what that means lol

I'm thinking it means have no electricity upstairs / in the bedroom (i may be wrong though)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beware Jules, Rubes ended up in hospital xxxxx

Thats ok, ill nip down to a un e whilst in work lol xx

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Just tried the wand, ive gone to heaven,

Thank you, dave !!!!

Dave? love it....I can;t use mine...too powerful......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me more!!!

Ive heard about such devices

Mutiple clit orgasms, and more wow"

Where did you get ???

Stamps feet like a child!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just tried the wand, ive gone to heaven,

Thank you, dave !!!!

Switch it off woman, my lights keeps dimming

Bollocks... Do I have to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell me more!!!

Ive heard about such devices

Mutiple clit orgasms, and more wow

Where did you get ???

Stamps feet like a child!!!"

Lovehoney, its the delux, got the lilly pad, and g spot attachments. Its frigging ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!"

I know you'd rather have the real deal. It just Gillis in nicely while I recharge my batteries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Lovehoney Deluxe Magic Wand's super strength vibrations and flexible head makes it the perfect massager for relieving tense and tired muscles. The long handle makes it easy for you to massage yourself on your own - you can reach your back and shoulders as well as massaging tired feet and leg muscles. For an even more relaxing sensation, ask your partner to use the Lovehoney Deluxe Magic Wand as part of a massage that may evolve into foreplay and more."

If its that good for my bad back then feck it should be good in the knickers department

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me more!!!

Ive heard about such devices

Mutiple clit orgasms, and more wow

Where did you get ???

Stamps feet like a child!!!

Lovehoney, its the delux, got the lilly pad, and g spot attachments. Its frigging ace"

Thanks thinks a spending spree is in order, is the mains cable long enough or do you need an extension?

Thats a serious question by the way lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!

just drop the ring main to the upstairs....doddle

I have no idea what that means lol

is the wand mains electric?"

Oh yes, no more batteries for J, might have to get a portable nucleat power plant though! D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need to buy the attachments seperate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!

just drop the ring main to the upstairs....doddle

If dave goes anywhere near the fuse box he will be punished,.and banished to the garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you need to buy the attachments seperate?"

Yeh, gonna look for more tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell me more!!!

Ive heard about such devices

Mutiple clit orgasms, and more wow

Where did you get ???

Stamps feet like a child!!!

Lovehoney, its the delux, got the lilly pad, and g spot attachments. Its frigging ace

Thanks thinks a spending spree is in order, is the mains cable long enough or do you need an extension?

Thats a serious question by the way lol"

Leads not very long, depends on position of your bed to the nearest socket, we need an extension

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""The Lovehoney Deluxe Magic Wand's super strength vibrations and flexible head makes it the perfect massager for relieving tense and tired muscles. The long handle makes it easy for you to massage yourself on your own - you can reach your back and shoulders as well as massaging tired feet and leg muscles. For an even more relaxing sensation, ask your partner to use the Lovehoney Deluxe Magic Wand as part of a massage that may evolve into foreplay and more."

If its that good for my bad back then feck it should be good in the knickers department

We jump in the hot tub to relieve aches and pains, brill for a bad back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!

I know you'd rather have the real deal. It just Gillis in nicely while I recharge my batteries.

Nothing can replace the real thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just tried the wand, ive gone to heaven,

Thank you, dave !!!!

Dave? love it....I can;t use mine...too powerful......"

This one has variable speed, just move the wheel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just tried the wand, ive gone to heaven,

Thank you, dave !!!!

Happy birthday and hope you managed to stay there for a while

xx"

Thank you, are you back from your jollies yet.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!

just drop the ring main to the upstairs....doddle

I have no idea what that means lol

is the wand mains electric?

Oh yes, no more batteries for J, might have to get a portable nucleat power plant though! D"

see the green lobby are aiming at the wrong people..

its not going to be car users or airplane travel which causes global warming..

as the seas rise and we cant breathe fresh air the woman will be whistling innocently going 'who me'...lol

no wonder the Chinese are building new power stations weekly...

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Just tried the wand, ive gone to heaven,

Thank you, dave !!!!

Dave? love it....I can;t use mine...too powerful......

This one has variable speed, just move the wheel "

so does mine...even on the lowest speed it is too much for me...I must be mega sensitive...

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