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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Following a discussion with someone who may no longer be a friend because I have to reassess due to his weirdo views on bacon...

Which do you prefer? Back bacon because it is the only sensible choice, or streaky bacon because you have something very wrong with you?

I'm totally being judgey, because it is bacon ffs. I am sorry for bri g judgey though

Also, anyone who doesn't eat bacon... more power to you, but this isn't about the evils of bacon so much. Weirdos.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m admittedly a bit of a clueless philistine where bacon is concerned.

I do like it smoked though if that’s any help?

No?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Streaky back bacon.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m admittedly a bit of a clueless philistine where bacon is concerned.

I do like it smoked though if that’s any help?

No? "

Correct. Smoked back bacon. Well done you

(Unsmoked bacon isn't even really bacon)

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Smoked back bacon on sandwich or breakfast.

Streaky for Pigs in blankets..

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Streaky back bacon. "

Mutant

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Back bacon for sure altho streaky does have it’s used now and again I no longer eat it not because I think it’s evil, it’s just that I now have an empty nest with no bacon loving sons living in it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Time and place for both!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Smoked back bacon on sandwich or breakfast.

Streaky for Pigs in blankets.. "

Acceptable answer.

Also for covering turkey for stopping drying. Because it allegedly needs the fat

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

As in a bacon sandwich? People use streaky bacon???

Crispy back bacon only and if there is too much fat I cut some off too!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Smoked back of course.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Streaky bacon for anything from America. Proper bacon for anything from Britain.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I like it as an ingredient, but don't like bacon sandwiches. Much too salty. And smoked bacon is awful. Unsmoked only please

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

All bacon has a place.

For example:

- Smoked back for a bacon butty.

- Smoked streaky for chopping and adding to an amatriciana sauce.

- Unsmoked streaky for throwing in the bin, or selling to the Americans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoked streeky bacon

Or maple cured back bacon. Yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't eat Bacon as I just don't like it, but I've always got smoked thick cut bacon from the butchers for any guests.

No idea if that's correct or not

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Back bacon for sure altho streaky does have it’s used now and again I no longer eat it not because I think it’s evil, it’s just that I now have an empty nest with no bacon loving sons living in it "

Acceptable answer too.

Bacon is a good treat. Proper bacon that is.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I love my streaky bacon...grilled

...sprinkled with brown sugar or maple syrup.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Time and place for both! "

I take that to mean smoked back for sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oak smoked dry cured back bacon.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As in a bacon sandwich? People use streaky bacon???

Crispy back bacon only and if there is too much fat I cut some off too!"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be smoked back bacon and thick cut, not something that's been cut so thin with a laser

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Smoked back of course."

See... eloquent and intelligent

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Streaky bacon for anything from America. Proper bacon for anything from Britain."

Acceptable

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like it as an ingredient, but don't like bacon sandwiches. Much too salty. And smoked bacon is awful. Unsmoked only please "

I'm so torn now.

Nope. Going with weirdo

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"All bacon has a place.

For example:

- Smoked back for a bacon butty.

- Smoked streaky for chopping and adding to an amatriciana sauce.

- Unsmoked streaky for throwing in the bin, or selling to the Americans."

I'm ignoring point 2

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Smoked streeky bacon

Or maple cured back bacon. Yum yum "

I have to take the 2nd answer.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't eat Bacon as I just don't like it, but I've always got smoked thick cut bacon from the butchers for any guests.

No idea if that's correct or not "

Correct

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I love my streaky bacon...grilled

...sprinkled with brown sugar or maple syrup. "

Weirdo.

Unless putting it in brownies.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oak smoked dry cured back bacon. "

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smoked streeky bacon

Or maple cured back bacon. Yum yum

I have to take the 2nd answer."

Sorry first answer only. Forum rules

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Must be smoked back bacon and thick cut, not something that's been cut so thin with a laser "

Correct!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Smoked streeky bacon

Or maple cured back bacon. Yum yum

I have to take the 2nd answer.

Sorry first answer only. Forum rules "

Nope. My question. My rules

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By *ilverfox for youMan
over a year ago

Hull

Back bacon for me .much more meaty .especially thick cut !!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Back bacon for me .much more meaty .especially thick cut !!"

Correct.

Most people are very wise here.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

As much as I love Bacon alas I can't eat much of it nowadays but obviously the only correct answer is Smoked Back Bacon for everything...

Except PIB's obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smoked streeky bacon

Or maple cured back bacon. Yum yum

I have to take the 2nd answer.

Sorry first answer only. Forum rules

Nope. My question. My rules "

Over ruled

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As much as I love Bacon alas I can't eat much of it nowadays but obviously the only correct answer is Smoked Back Bacon for everything...

Except PIB's obvs "

Correct.

The butcher has spoken. Discussion closed.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Smoked streeky bacon

Or maple cured back bacon. Yum yum

I have to take the 2nd answer.

Sorry first answer only. Forum rules

Nope. My question. My rules

Over ruled "

I'm reporting this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smoked streeky bacon

Or maple cured back bacon. Yum yum

I have to take the 2nd answer.

Sorry first answer only. Forum rules

Nope. My question. My rules

Over ruled

I'm reporting this."

You'll get banned for waring admin time

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Smoked streeky bacon

Or maple cured back bacon. Yum yum

I have to take the 2nd answer.

Sorry first answer only. Forum rules

Nope. My question. My rules

Over ruled

I'm reporting this.

You'll get banned for waring admin time "

Fine. I'll sulk instead.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As much as I love Bacon alas I can't eat much of it nowadays but obviously the only correct answer is Smoked Back Bacon for everything...

Except PIB's obvs

Correct.

The butcher has spoken. Discussion closed."

Next Thread

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Following a discussion with someone who may no longer be a friend because I have to reassess due to his weirdo views on bacon...

Which do you prefer? Back bacon because it is the only sensible choice, or streaky bacon because you have something very wrong with you?

I'm totally being judgey, because it is bacon ffs. I am sorry for bri g judgey though

Also, anyone who doesn't eat bacon... more power to you, but this isn't about the evils of bacon so much. Weirdos. "

I knew I liked you, Posh.

I've waited a lifetime for someone to show me the point of streaky bacon, but guess what: no-one has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smoked streeky bacon

Or maple cured back bacon. Yum yum

I have to take the 2nd answer.

Sorry first answer only. Forum rules

Nope. My question. My rules

Over ruled

I'm reporting this.

You'll get banned for waring admin time

Fine. I'll sulk instead."

Do you have given up arguing and agree we're right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unsmoked back bacon only.

I never eat streaky bacon, never eat smoked bacon. Can't stand either and smoked bacon makes me ill.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I've waited a lifetime for someone to show me the point of streaky bacon, but guess what: no-one has."

It’s better as a cooking ingredient. Worse for eating on its own.

Also: you can’t make an epic bacon weave out of back bacon. Only streaky.

.

Nobody has mentioned middle bacon yet. It’s great on burgers.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Smoked back, thick cut.

A

*with ketchup

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I've waited a lifetime for someone to show me the point of streaky bacon, but guess what: no-one has.

It’s better as a cooking ingredient. Worse for eating on its own.

"

We talking pancetta now? I'm a simple soul so hadn't got past a bacon sarnie!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Just cooking unsmoked back bacon, tomato, mushrooms and melted cheese now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Smoked back, thick cut.

A

*with ketchup "

I should have added the Ketchup part too yes ..

This is infact the perfect answer

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney


"I’m admittedly a bit of a clueless philistine where bacon is concerned.

I do like it smoked though if that’s any help?

No?

Correct. Smoked back bacon. Well done you

(Unsmoked bacon isn't even really bacon)"

Oh dear. Have to block you now. Smoked bacon is just waaaay too salty.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Bacon smoked, I don't care what type but if it's not smoked then I don't want it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Smoked back, thick cut.

A

*with ketchup "

It's better with garlic mayo and cheese

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I like smoked back bacon - the bigger the medallion, the better and the thick stuff.

Sandwich wise - on a baguette with more bacon. Preferably 6 rashers

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Smoked back, thick cut.

A

*with ketchup

It's better with garlic mayo and cheese "

Two slices of thick white bread around a thick chunk of cheese, wrapped completely in smoked back bacon and then fried, cut into fingers and dipped in sweet chilli sauce.

Heaven.

A

*not heaven for the arteries though......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Following a discussion with someone who may no longer be a friend because I have to reassess due to his weirdo views on bacon...

Which do you prefer? Back bacon because it is the only sensible choice, or streaky bacon because you have something very wrong with you?

I'm totally being judgey, because it is bacon ffs. I am sorry for bri g judgey though

Also, anyone who doesn't eat bacon... more power to you, but this isn't about the evils of bacon so much. Weirdos.

I knew I liked you, Posh.

I've waited a lifetime for someone to show me the point of streaky bacon, but guess what: no-one has."

And I knew I liked you

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Smoked back, thick cut.

A

*with ketchup

It's better with garlic mayo and cheese

Two slices of thick white bread around a thick chunk of cheese, wrapped completely in smoked back bacon and then fried, cut into fingers and dipped in sweet chilli sauce.

Heaven.

A

*not heaven for the arteries though......"

Brie cheese?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Smoked streeky bacon

Or maple cured back bacon. Yum yum

I have to take the 2nd answer.

Sorry first answer only. Forum rules

Nope. My question. My rules

Over ruled

I'm reporting this.

You'll get banned for waring admin time

Fine. I'll sulk instead.

Do you have given up arguing and agree we're right? "

No. Because the sensible people are right.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Unsmoked back bacon only.

I never eat streaky bacon, never eat smoked bacon. Can't stand either and smoked bacon makes me ill."

You have a pass for the unsmoked strangeness. Even proper bacon isn’t worth illness

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've waited a lifetime for someone to show me the point of streaky bacon, but guess what: no-one has.

It’s better as a cooking ingredient. Worse for eating on its own.

Also: you can’t make an epic bacon weave out of back bacon. Only streaky.

.

Nobody has mentioned middle bacon yet. It’s great on burgers."

Stop being logical. Just agree with me. I have boobs ffs.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Smoked back, thick cut.

A

*with ketchup "

Correct.

I knew you would be.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just cooking unsmoked back bacon, tomato, mushrooms and melted cheese now "

I can't agree with unsmoked. Or actually tomatoes. But good call

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m admittedly a bit of a clueless philistine where bacon is concerned.

I do like it smoked though if that’s any help?

No?

Correct. Smoked back bacon. Well done you

(Unsmoked bacon isn't even really bacon)

Oh dear. Have to block you now. Smoked bacon is just waaaay too salty."

Ah well

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bacon smoked, I don't care what type but if it's not smoked then I don't want it "

I'm reading back bacon here too.

I'll make you a bacon sarnie

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like smoked back bacon - the bigger the medallion, the better and the thick stuff.

Sandwich wise - on a baguette with more bacon. Preferably 6 rashers "

That is the way

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Unsmoked and nice and crispy mmmm

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Stop being logical. Just agree with me. I have boobs ffs."

Bacon or boobs. I honestly don’t know which I prefer. This is a proper existential crisis.

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over a year ago


"As in a bacon sandwich? People use streaky bacon???

Crispy back bacon only and if there is too much fat I cut some off too!"

Philistine!

If there is fat on the bacon you want it to go crispy, whilst the fat that is left in the frying pan needs to be wiped up with a nice piece of wholesome white bread

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Smoked back, thick cut.

A

*with ketchup

It's better with garlic mayo and cheese

Two slices of thick white bread around a thick chunk of cheese, wrapped completely in smoked back bacon and then fried, cut into fingers and dipped in sweet chilli sauce.

Heaven.

A

*not heaven for the arteries though......

Brie cheese? "

Nooooooo!

Extra mature cheddar.

A

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Smoked back bacon grilled with a nice crisp around the fatty bit

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Smoked back, thick cut.

A

*with ketchup

It's better with garlic mayo and cheese

Two slices of thick white bread around a thick chunk of cheese, wrapped completely in smoked back bacon and then fried, cut into fingers and dipped in sweet chilli sauce.

Heaven.

A

*not heaven for the arteries though......

Brie cheese?

Nooooooo!

Extra mature cheddar.

A"

But bacon and brie is amazing

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Unsmoked and nice and crispy mmmm"

And to think I thought you were sensible!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

If it is good quality bacon, from pigs of notable provenance AND served •crispy•, then I am very happy.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Stop being logical. Just agree with me. I have boobs ffs.

Bacon or boobs. I honestly don’t know which I prefer. This is a proper existential crisis."

I'd be offended. But you're right

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As in a bacon sandwich? People use streaky bacon???

Crispy back bacon only and if there is too much fat I cut some off too!

Philistine!

If there is fat on the bacon you want it to go crispy, whilst the fat that is left in the frying pan needs to be wiped up with a nice piece of wholesome white bread "

Noooooo

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Smoked back, thick cut. Or when I can get it, triple smoked back bacon from my local Irish butcher.

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Unsmoked and nice and crispy mmmm

And to think I thought you were sensible! "

Everything changes when there is bacon I just lose it

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By *lasgowMassageMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Has to be back bacon

But with brown sauce

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Smoked back bacon grilled with a nice crisp around the fatty bit "

You're perfect

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I used to cure my own bacon at home. I should get back into that.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If it is good quality bacon, from pigs of notable provenance AND served •crispy•, then I am very happy."

The bacon making pigs are exceedingly happy.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Smoked back bacon grilled with a nice crisp around the fatty bit

You're perfect "

Ain’t I just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it ain’t square sausage don't talk to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to be contentious

I like lardons

We still friends though, right?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Just to be contentious

I like hardons

We still friends though, right? "

Can we keep on topic please, this is serious

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Just to be contentious

I like lardons

We still friends though, right? "

Can’t make a tartiflette without lardons. So I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to be contentious

I like hardons

We still friends though, right?

Can we keep on topic please, this is serious "

It's bacon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to be contentious

I like lardons

We still friends though, right?

Can’t make a tartiflette without lardons. So I’m in."

*high five*

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Smoked back, thick cut. Or when I can get it, triple smoked back bacon from my local Irish butcher."

You're my kinda people

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Unsmoked and nice and crispy mmmm

And to think I thought you were sensible!

Everything changes when there is bacon I just lose it "

Almost forgiven

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Has to be back bacon

But with brown sauce

"

Correct. Mostly.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I used to cure my own bacon at home. I should get back into that."

You should!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If it ain’t square sausage don't talk to me."

Oi. Bacon. Not sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t eaten bacon or meat in general for years but whenever I did it was back bacon, I was the sort of teen that complained at the really thin slices of meat at a Sunday lunch… if I’m eating meat give me a thick piece not something that will melt once it hits my tongue

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just to be contentious

I like lardons

We still friends though, right? "

Lardons are different.

We are still friends. Because you like bums and therefore like back bacon.

It's my logic and im sticking to it.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I haven’t eaten bacon or meat in general for years but whenever I did it was back bacon, I was the sort of teen that complained at the really thin slices of meat at a Sunday lunch… if I’m eating meat give me a thick piece not something that will melt once it hits my tongue "

Sensible man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoked medallions

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Smoked medallions "

That's back bacon. Correct

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Any bacon is better than any vegetable.

But unsmoked back is best. I eat streaky when I need to up my fats.

On the cruise I was just on, all the Americans were loving the English bacon and leaving their streaky stuff.

In return, I ate a tonne of scrambled eggs with "white cheese".

No idea but it was lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoked middle bacon, best of both

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"Smoked middle bacon, best of both "

Shhhhh, pls don't tell them. It will go up in price

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon


"Smoked back bacon on sandwich or breakfast.

Streaky for Pigs in blankets.. "

This, streaky has no business being anything other than a blanket.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Any bacon is better than any vegetable.

But unsmoked back is best. I eat streaky when I need to up my fats.

On the cruise I was just on, all the Americans were loving the English bacon and leaving their streaky stuff.

In return, I ate a tonne of scrambled eggs with "white cheese".

No idea but it was lovely. "

Don't ask about the "white cheese". Was it salty?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Smoked middle bacon, best of both "

That is true... but back bacon!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Smoked back bacon on sandwich or breakfast.

Streaky for Pigs in blankets..

This, streaky has no business being anything other than a blanket."

And now I have a weird bedding visual...

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax


"As in a bacon sandwich? People use streaky bacon???

Crispy back bacon only and if there is too much fat I cut some off too!

Correct "

I love the crispy fat..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unsmoked back bacon only.

I never eat streaky bacon, never eat smoked bacon. Can't stand either and smoked bacon makes me ill.

You have a pass for the unsmoked strangeness. Even proper bacon isn’t worth illness"

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I’m admittedly a bit of a clueless philistine where bacon is concerned.

I do like it smoked though if that’s any help?

No?

Correct. Smoked back bacon. Well done you

(Unsmoked bacon isn't even really bacon)"

So you make the piggy going to market buy a packet of fags?

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"As in a bacon sandwich? People use streaky bacon???

Crispy back bacon only and if there is too much fat I cut some off too!"

This

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I was going to comment smoked back bacon but that seems to of been said and confirmed. Don’t want to look like I’m jumping on the bandwagon, so I won’t comment and keep scrolling. Goodbye.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"I was going to comment smoked back bacon but that seems to of been said and confirmed. Don’t want to look like I’m jumping on the bandwagon, so I won’t comment and keep scrolling. Goodbye. "

The mr, just in case anyone is a little confused.

The mr

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

There's clearly no accounting for taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven’t eaten bacon or meat in general for years but whenever I did it was back bacon, I was the sort of teen that complained at the really thin slices of meat at a Sunday lunch… if I’m eating meat give me a thick piece not something that will melt once it hits my tongue

Sensible man"

Apparently that’s my only reason for being sensible

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, you're all very very wrong. The Aussie cut of Bacon is the supreme king.

Long full eye-to-tail "middle cut" rashers of dry-cured, thick slice, firm, rind on, rosy pink flesh, white fat that renders perfectly and crispy, not pumped full of bacon flavoured water... *drooooooooool*

- Mr

Proof https://youtu.be/IWIj703AA_g

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m admittedly a bit of a clueless philistine where bacon is concerned.

I do like it smoked though if that’s any help?

No?

Correct. Smoked back bacon. Well done you

(Unsmoked bacon isn't even really bacon)

So you make the piggy going to market buy a packet of fags? "

Set it on fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m admittedly a bit of a clueless philistine where bacon is concerned.

I do like it smoked though if that’s any help?

No?

Correct. Smoked back bacon. Well done you

(Unsmoked bacon isn't even really bacon)

So you make the piggy going to market buy a packet of fags?

Set it on fire."

Meat smoked well is always better

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

Love a bacon sandwich

streaky is my preferred, but back bacon is also good. must be fresh baked bread with butter.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Unsmoked streaky bacon. With pancakes, scrambled eggs and maple syrup.

Please and thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was going to comment smoked back bacon but that seems to of been said and confirmed. Don’t want to look like I’m jumping on the bandwagon, so I won’t comment and keep scrolling. Goodbye.

The mr, just in case anyone is a little confused.

The mr "

Come on my wagon Mr

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There's clearly no accounting for taste.

"

New phone. Who dis?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Middle "

Also acceptable

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sorry, you're all very very wrong. The Aussie cut of Bacon is the supreme king.

Long full eye-to-tail "middle cut" rashers of dry-cured, thick slice, firm, rind on, rosy pink flesh, white fat that renders perfectly and crispy, not pumped full of bacon flavoured water... *drooooooooool*

- Mr

Proof https://youtu.be/IWIj703AA_g"

Acceptable

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Love a bacon sandwich

streaky is my preferred, but back bacon is also good. must be fresh baked bread with butter."

I choose to ignore the weird part...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Unsmoked streaky bacon. With pancakes, scrambled eggs and maple syrup.

Please and thank you "

Just.

No.

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Back. Simple.

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk


"Smoked back bacon on sandwich or breakfast.

Streaky for Pigs in blankets.. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All bacon has a place.

For example:

- Smoked back for the bin/hell

- Smoked streaky for the bin/hell

- Unsmoked streaky for throwing in the bin."

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Back. Simple. "

Smoked, of course?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Smoked back bacon on sandwich or breakfast.

Streaky for Pigs in blankets..

This "

Acceptable

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"All bacon has a place.

For example:

- Smoked back for the bin/hell

- Smoked streaky for the bin/hell

- Unsmoked streaky for throwing in the bin.

"

I told you up there ^^^

Not for people who don't like bacon. You can have my sausage and I'll have your bacon ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All bacon has a place.

For example:

- Smoked back for the bin/hell

- Smoked streaky for the bin/hell

- Unsmoked streaky for throwing in the bin.

I told you up there ^^^

Not for people who don't like bacon. You can have my sausage and I'll have your bacon ffs."

I do like a sausage.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Streaky streaky streaky streaky streaky

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"All bacon has a place.

For example:

- Smoked back for the bin/hell

- Smoked streaky for the bin/hell

- Unsmoked streaky for throwing in the bin.

I told you up there ^^^

Not for people who don't like bacon. You can have my sausage and I'll have your bacon ffs."

She can have my sausage as well

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Streaky streaky streaky streaky streaky

"

Are you streaking?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Streaky streaky streaky streaky streaky

Are you streaking? "

I am.

I’m a naked porker

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Streaky streaky streaky streaky streaky

Are you streaking?

I am.

I’m a naked porker "

Hang on, you have a sausage?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Unsmoked streaky bacon. With pancakes, scrambled eggs and maple syrup.

Please and thank you

Just.

No.

"

Can I just have a cuppa then please beauts?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Streaky streaky streaky streaky streaky

"

Stop iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

You'll make me cry

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Unsmoked streaky bacon. With pancakes, scrambled eggs and maple syrup.

Please and thank you

Just.

No.

Can I just have a cuppa then please beauts? "

OK. Kettle is over there though. I'm well tired

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

It's meat.Eat it.If only to piss off the vegetablists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it as an ingredient, but don't like bacon sandwiches. Much too salty. And smoked bacon is awful. Unsmoked only please "

Wassa matter? Frightened you might actually taste something?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Unsmoked streaky bacon. With pancakes, scrambled eggs and maple syrup.

Please and thank you

Just.

No.

Can I just have a cuppa then please beauts?

OK. Kettle is over there though. I'm well tired "

Can I get you a bacon sandwich?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like it as an ingredient, but don't like bacon sandwiches. Much too salty. And smoked bacon is awful. Unsmoked only please

Wassa matter? Frightened you might actually taste something? "

So Jennie... are you gonna break my heart over bacon?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Unsmoked streaky bacon. With pancakes, scrambled eggs and maple syrup.

Please and thank you

Just.

No.

Can I just have a cuppa then please beauts?

OK. Kettle is over there though. I'm well tired

Can I get you a bacon sandwich? "

I actually had one earlier. That was how the argument started

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Unsmoked streaky bacon. With pancakes, scrambled eggs and maple syrup.

Please and thank you

Just.

No.

Can I just have a cuppa then please beauts?

OK. Kettle is over there though. I'm well tired

Can I get you a bacon sandwich?

I actually had one earlier. That was how the argument started "

Aww. I’ll bring you a cuppa and a foot rub then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it as an ingredient, but don't like bacon sandwiches. Much too salty. And smoked bacon is awful. Unsmoked only please

Wassa matter? Frightened you might actually taste something?

So Jennie... are you gonna break my heart over bacon?"

Read it again.

I think you'll find we are of one mind on this

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like it as an ingredient, but don't like bacon sandwiches. Much too salty. And smoked bacon is awful. Unsmoked only please

Wassa matter? Frightened you might actually taste something?

So Jennie... are you gonna break my heart over bacon?

Read it again.

I think you'll find we are of one mind on this "

My brain wasn't functioning.

We are

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I don’t think I even need to state my preference.

It’s a no brainer.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don’t think I even need to state my preference.

It’s a no brainer."

Exactly Samuel.

Well said

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Kevin

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Kevin "

The best bacon

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Crisp. E. Bacon

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Streaky streaky streaky streaky streaky

Are you streaking?

I am.

I’m a naked porker

Hang on, you have a sausage? "

No I don’t. Could I borrow yours

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

I can't stand bacon....

Eeeeekkkk.....

I'll show myself out!!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Just to be contentious

I like lardons

We still friends though, right? "

Do lardons contribute to hard-ons?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Unsmoked back bacon for breakfast (grilled). It's the only sensible choice unless there isn't any back bacon.

I do use unsmoked streaky when roasting chicken or when making carbonara.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Crisp. E. Bacon"

Now you have to change your name to that

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can't stand bacon....

Eeeeekkkk.....

I'll show myself out!!"

That's ok...

Maybe.

Just sit nicely in the corner

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just to be contentious

I like lardons

We still friends though, right?

Do lardons contribute to hard-ons?"

I giggled at that

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Unsmoked back bacon for breakfast (grilled). It's the only sensible choice unless there isn't any back bacon.

I do use unsmoked streaky when roasting chicken or when making carbonara."

I can only read the first paragraph.

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By *541Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Streaky every time

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Just to be contentious

I like lardons

We still friends though, right?

Do lardons contribute to hard-ons?

I giggled at that "

Pøshinski, can you please Telegram me a voice clip of you giggling?

I shall add it to my archive.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Streaky every time "

There's a thread for you somewhere...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just to be contentious

I like lardons

We still friends though, right?

Do lardons contribute to hard-ons?

I giggled at that

Pøshinski, can you please Telegram me a voice clip of you giggling?

I shall add it to my archive. "

Next time I giggle. If I remember to record it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to be contentious

I like lardons

We still friends though, right?

Do lardons contribute to hard-ons?

I giggled at that

Pøshinski, can you please Telegram me a voice clip of you giggling?

I shall add it to my archive.

Next time I giggle. If I remember to record it "

From what I've just sent you. You should be laughing for hours!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't bother reading full thread... But I don't like 'foreign' bacon. Not that I'm a bacon racist, but it's never the same kind of cut/cook as UK bacon on my travels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't bother reading full thread... But I don't like 'foreign' bacon. Not that I'm a bacon racist, but it's never the same kind of cut/cook as UK bacon on my travels "

Those bacon's will be offended. There will be riots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like back but cooked so the rim of fat is extra crispy. Unfortunately i have ADHD and can never wait that long.

And just so everyone hates me...

Cheap white bread with tomato ketchup;-p

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just to be contentious

I like lardons

We still friends though, right?

Do lardons contribute to hard-ons?

I giggled at that

Pøshinski, can you please Telegram me a voice clip of you giggling?

I shall add it to my archive.

Next time I giggle. If I remember to record it

From what I've just sent you. You should be laughing for hours!!"

That was no girly giggle though... that was a full on sexy snort laugh.

And still is.

Please don't judge me for that

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Didn't bother reading full thread... But I don't like 'foreign' bacon. Not that I'm a bacon racist, but it's never the same kind of cut/cook as UK bacon on my travels "

You'll have the baconistas out in force!

But as long as you like back bacon.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like back but cooked so the rim of fat is extra crispy. Unfortunately i have ADHD and can never wait that long.

And just so everyone hates me...

Cheap white bread with tomato ketchup;-p "

That is the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't bother reading full thread... But I don't like 'foreign' bacon. Not that I'm a bacon racist, but it's never the same kind of cut/cook as UK bacon on my travels

Those bacon's will be offended. There will be riots."

Meh, to be fair a 'bacon' in some parts of the UK is also a different kettle of fish... The BBC is unlikely to be offended though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like back but cooked so the rim of fat is extra crispy. Unfortunately i have ADHD and can never wait that long.

And just so everyone hates me...

Cheap white bread with tomato ketchup;-p

That is the way "

The only way xxx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Didn't bother reading full thread... But I don't like 'foreign' bacon. Not that I'm a bacon racist, but it's never the same kind of cut/cook as UK bacon on my travels

Those bacon's will be offended. There will be riots.

Meh, to be fair a 'bacon' in some parts of the UK is also a different kettle of fish... The BBC is unlikely to be offended though "

Fair point...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like back but cooked so the rim of fat is extra crispy. Unfortunately i have ADHD and can never wait that long.

And just so everyone hates me...

Cheap white bread with tomato ketchup;-p

That is the way

The only way xxx "

I knew you were wise

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