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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Say you’re in and let us roast you.

I’m bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Since the day I arrived here I've said I'm open to everything.

One of my worst threads was a roast me thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Since the day I arrived here I've said I'm open to everything.

One of my worst threads was a roast me thread. "

Hey. I stated that thread for fun!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Do your worst people here's your chance....

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Since the day I arrived here I've said I'm open to everything.

One of my worst threads was a roast me thread.

Hey. I stated that thread for fun! "

I should learn to pay attention when typing.

One of my first...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m in

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Since the day I arrived here I've said I'm open to everything.

One of my worst threads was a roast me thread.

Hey. I stated that thread for fun!

I should learn to pay attention when typing.

One of my first... "

Boris Johnson pays more attention than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on I could do with a chuckle

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If you can't have a spit roast or a Sunday roast then better have a forum roast. In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in. "

Mellow, you’re looking for a girlfriend. I hope not where you live in Norfolk, famous for its high level of inbreeding.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me "

P D, Is so sensitive deep heat causes him to flinch

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I love a good roast

I’m in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me "

You are way too easy. Is there any woman on the forum who's not bedded you yet?

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

We're in for a crack.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me

P D, Is so sensitive deep heat causes him to flinch "

You should try sticking your fingers up your own butt instead of mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on I could do with a chuckle "

Sir, The last thing we needed on this site is more men

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch


"I love a good roast

I’m in "

Lamb beef or pork?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, I'm in.

F

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me

You are way too easy. Is there any woman on the forum who's not bedded you yet? "

No I've had them all now and waiting for new ones to appear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me "

Considering your last veri was two years ago I think asking us to give it to you is giving desperate.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me

P D, Is so sensitive deep heat causes him to flinch

You should try sticking your fingers up your own butt instead of mine"

I know what my fingers feel like in my arsehole, I wanna wear your like a puppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on I could do with a chuckle

Sir, The last thing we needed on this site is more men "

I only joined to raise the general opinion of the menfolk on here, could see you were all struggling a bit

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me

Considering your last veri was two years ago I think asking us to give it to you is giving desperate. "

That's not my last time I met anyone though

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'm not sure it's a good idea but I'm in anyway

Em x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me

P D, Is so sensitive deep heat causes him to flinch

You should try sticking your fingers up your own butt instead of mine

I know what my fingers feel like in my arsehole, I wanna wear your like a puppet "

I never do what I'm meant to, you'd feel like your hand was broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

Gives it your best shot I dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for a spit roast.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I love a good roast

I’m in

Lamb beef or pork?"

As long as there’s 2 of them I don’t mind

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me

P D, Is so sensitive deep heat causes him to flinch

You should try sticking your fingers up your own butt instead of mine

I know what my fingers feel like in my arsehole, I wanna wear your like a puppet

I never do what I'm meant to, you'd feel like your hand was broken "

Ooh Pinnochio, you'd soon relax with a nice prostrate massage

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me

P D, Is so sensitive deep heat causes him to flinch

You should try sticking your fingers up your own butt instead of mine

I know what my fingers feel like in my arsehole, I wanna wear your like a puppet

I never do what I'm meant to, you'd feel like your hand was broken

Ooh Pinnochio, you'd soon relax with a nice prostrate massage "

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I love a good roast

I’m in

Lamb beef or pork?

As long as there’s 2 of them I don’t mind "

Why stop at 2, group play is healthy play

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I love a good roast

I’m in

Lamb beef or pork?

As long as there’s 2 of them I don’t mind

Why stop at 2, group play is healthy play "

It is… even for roasts

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I love a good roast

I’m in

Lamb beef or pork?

As long as there’s 2 of them I don’t mind

Why stop at 2, group play is healthy play

It is… even for roasts "

Enables a train

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch


"I love a good roast

I’m in

Lamb beef or pork?

As long as there’s 2 of them I don’t mind

Why stop at 2, group play is healthy play

It is… even for roasts

Enables a train "

Just think of the mess a gravy train would make

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I love a good roast

I’m in

Lamb beef or pork?

As long as there’s 2 of them I don’t mind

Why stop at 2, group play is healthy play

It is… even for roasts

Enables a train

Just think of the mess a gravy train would make "

As long as it bisto I'll roll round in that,

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Definitely bacon.

Bacon bacon, maybe some gammon, and extra bacon.

No vegetables because vegans eat vegetables and vegans are bad and probably icky foreign.

Mmm... bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do your worst people here's your chance...."

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire "

Fluffy Chicken, seen bigger breasts on my cocker spaniel. And she hasn't breast fed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my.

Bring it bitches

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oops I misread and roasted the forum itself. My bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

Fluffy Chicken, seen bigger breasts on my cocker spaniel. And she hasn't breast fed. "

Says you who has to borrow your mums bra to hoik your moobs out the way to wash your belly

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

Fluffy Chicken, seen bigger breasts on my cocker spaniel. And she hasn't breast fed.

Says you who has to borrow your mums bra to hoik your moobs out the way to wash your belly "

Fluffy Chicken's Dad, makes Huw Edwards and Jimmy Saville look innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

Fluffy Chicken, seen bigger breasts on my cocker spaniel. And she hasn't breast fed.

Says you who has to borrow your mums bra to hoik your moobs out the way to wash your belly

Fluffy Chicken's Dad, makes Huw Edwards and Jimmy Saville look innocent "

You’re just pissed coz he turned you down

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

Fluffy Chicken, seen bigger breasts on my cocker spaniel. And she hasn't breast fed.

Says you who has to borrow your mums bra to hoik your moobs out the way to wash your belly

Fluffy Chicken's Dad, makes Huw Edwards and Jimmy Saville look innocent

You’re just pissed coz he turned you down "

He paid me £4.57 for a pic of my dick in a watermelon.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire "

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

Fluffy Chicken, seen bigger breasts on my cocker spaniel. And she hasn't breast fed.

Says you who has to borrow your mums bra to hoik your moobs out the way to wash your belly

Fluffy Chicken's Dad, makes Huw Edwards and Jimmy Saville look innocent

You’re just pissed coz he turned you down

He paid me £4.57 for a pic of my dick in a watermelon. "

I had to give him a magnifying glass so he could see it

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him"

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

Fluffy Chicken, seen bigger breasts on my cocker spaniel. And she hasn't breast fed.

Says you who has to borrow your mums bra to hoik your moobs out the way to wash your belly

Fluffy Chicken's Dad, makes Huw Edwards and Jimmy Saville look innocent

You’re just pissed coz he turned you down

He paid me £4.57 for a pic of my dick in a watermelon.

I had to give him a magnifying glass so he could see it "

Your Dad said I was tighter than you

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!"

It's already ruined by health

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health "

Can be ruined some more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

Fluffy Chicken, seen bigger breasts on my cocker spaniel. And she hasn't breast fed.

Says you who has to borrow your mums bra to hoik your moobs out the way to wash your belly

Fluffy Chicken's Dad, makes Huw Edwards and Jimmy Saville look innocent

You’re just pissed coz he turned you down

He paid me £4.57 for a pic of my dick in a watermelon.

I had to give him a magnifying glass so he could see it

Your Dad said I was tighter than you "

So tight when you open your wallet bats fly out

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more "

Hope you like scat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say you’re in and let us roast you.

I’m bored. "

I’m in

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

Fluffy Chicken, seen bigger breasts on my cocker spaniel. And she hasn't breast fed.

Says you who has to borrow your mums bra to hoik your moobs out the way to wash your belly

Fluffy Chicken's Dad, makes Huw Edwards and Jimmy Saville look innocent

You’re just pissed coz he turned you down

He paid me £4.57 for a pic of my dick in a watermelon.

I had to give him a magnifying glass so he could see it

Your Dad said I was tighter than you

So tight when you open your wallet bats fly out "

Ooh Fluffy, you've better banter skillz than that, you even made the Beaconsfield waiter laugh once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat"

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

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By *art1968Man
over a year ago

stafford

I’m in

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat"

Nothing a shower woundn't sort out, talking of which I hear you love a Golden shower

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

I'm in

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By *art1968Man
over a year ago

stafford

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say you’re in and let us roast you.

I’m bored. "

Go on

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

Nothing a shower woundn't sort out, talking of which I hear you love a Golden shower "

I think your information is about as solid as The sun

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy "

I think he's always a good boy away from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

Fluffy Chicken, seen bigger breasts on my cocker spaniel. And she hasn't breast fed.

Says you who has to borrow your mums bra to hoik your moobs out the way to wash your belly

Fluffy Chicken's Dad, makes Huw Edwards and Jimmy Saville look innocent

You’re just pissed coz he turned you down

He paid me £4.57 for a pic of my dick in a watermelon.

I had to give him a magnifying glass so he could see it

Your Dad said I was tighter than you

So tight when you open your wallet bats fly out

Ooh Fluffy, you've better banter skillz than that, you even made the Beaconsfield waiter laugh once."

Nah he was laughing at your face

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

Nothing a shower woundn't sort out, talking of which I hear you love a Golden shower

I think your information is about as solid as The sun"

Golden like the sun,

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I may look like a pig but im not going near the spit

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!"

Is your cock long enough to do that?

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By *ustmemyselfandi1Man
over a year ago

southampton

Fire away, hit me with them!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy "

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

Nothing a shower woundn't sort out, talking of which I hear you love a Golden shower

I think your information is about as solid as The sun

Golden like the sun, "

There's nothing golden about the sun newspaper

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

Is your cock long enough to do that?"

Obvs not, my hose pipe would be

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

Nothing a shower woundn't sort out, talking of which I hear you love a Golden shower

I think your information is about as solid as The sun

Golden like the sun,

There's nothing golden about the sun newspaper "

Agreed since they got rid of page 3...fucking shocking move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her "

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

Is your cock long enough to do that?"

I don't think he would make it past my peach, might poke some dangleberries

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly "

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger "

Nah that’s just your worms

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

Is your cock long enough to do that?

I don't think he would make it past my peach, might poke some dangleberries "

P D, those dangle berries of yours, I'd wax them off with sellotape, I've got ya bro

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms "

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Come on then I'm un offendable

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms "

Haha you two .. Love is in the air

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

Is your cock long enough to do that?

I don't think he would make it past my peach, might poke some dangleberries

P D, those dangle berries of yours, I'd wax them off with sellotape, I've got ya bro "

That's thoughtful of you but your mum already said she would lick my arse clean after washing your undies later

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails "

This translates to change underwear

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

I'm on for a laugh, do your worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on then I'm un offendable "

Im busy right now. Can I ignore you later?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

Is your cock long enough to do that?

I don't think he would make it past my peach, might poke some dangleberries

P D, those dangle berries of yours, I'd wax them off with sellotape, I've got ya bro

That's thoughtful of you but your mum already said she would lick my arse clean after washing your undies later "

Now my last one, PD my mum says, she'll bring the strap on out of retirement to saw you in half with it, then you can gag on it as you clean it....have fun in a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on for a laugh, do your worst "

As many sixes as chins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear "

His mums called him in for tea

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Come on then I'm un offendable

Im busy right now. Can I ignore you later? "

Why change now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on then I'm un offendable

Im busy right now. Can I ignore you later?

Why change now "

Oooooooooo

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

Is your cock long enough to do that?

I don't think he would make it past my peach, might poke some dangleberries

P D, those dangle berries of yours, I'd wax them off with sellotape, I've got ya bro

That's thoughtful of you but your mum already said she would lick my arse clean after washing your undies later

Now my last one, PD my mum says, she'll bring the strap on out of retirement to saw you in half with it, then you can gag on it as you clean it....have fun in a bit "

She already knows that the strap on is only for you and your dad on game night

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea "

Aww I bet she's got fish fingers for him

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fishy fingers from him"

Fify

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fish fingers for him"

If that is all you've got, I hear the BBC is a presenter down atm.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fish fingers for him

If that is all you've got, I hear the BBC is a presenter down atm."

I'll have fish fingers later after seeing your mum

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fish fingers for him

If that is all you've got, I hear the BBC is a presenter down atm.

I'll have fish fingers later after seeing your mum"

Make two of us, enjoy stirring my porridge

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fishy fingers from him

Fify "

I didn't know it was hereditary

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fishy fingers from him

Fify

I didn't know it was hereditary "

P D you do know how genes work right?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fish fingers for him

If that is all you've got, I hear the BBC is a presenter down atm.

I'll have fish fingers later after seeing your mum

Make two of us, enjoy stirring my porridge "

I came in your porridge this morning, you not notice it had a salty kick?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fish fingers for him

If that is all you've got, I hear the BBC is a presenter down atm.

I'll have fish fingers later after seeing your mum

Make two of us, enjoy stirring my porridge

I came in your porridge this morning, you not notice it had a salty kick? "

It's cool as I came on your pillow last night, I saw you licking the salt lick

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fishy fingers from him

Fify

I didn't know it was hereditary

P D you do know how genes work right? "

Yeah but I thought was just your mum that smelt fishy

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fishy fingers from him

Fify

I didn't know it was hereditary

P D you do know how genes work right?

Yeah but I thought was just your mum that smelt fishy "

Right I'm stepping out of this now as it's taken on more of personal vibe than ever intended. Have fun

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fish fingers for him

If that is all you've got, I hear the BBC is a presenter down atm.

I'll have fish fingers later after seeing your mum

Make two of us, enjoy stirring my porridge

I came in your porridge this morning, you not notice it had a salty kick?

It's cool as I came on your pillow last night, I saw you licking the salt lick "

What colour pillow was it?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fish fingers for him

If that is all you've got, I hear the BBC is a presenter down atm.

I'll have fish fingers later after seeing your mum

Make two of us, enjoy stirring my porridge

I came in your porridge this morning, you not notice it had a salty kick?

It's cool as I came on your pillow last night, I saw you licking the salt lick

What colour pillow was it? "

Like I said I'm stepping out, before it goes to far. It's become something that it should not have.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fish fingers for him

If that is all you've got, I hear the BBC is a presenter down atm.

I'll have fish fingers later after seeing your mum

Make two of us, enjoy stirring my porridge

I came in your porridge this morning, you not notice it had a salty kick?

It's cool as I came on your pillow last night, I saw you licking the salt lick

What colour pillow was it?

Like I said I'm stepping out, before it goes to far. It's become something that it should not have. "

It's a roasting thread

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fish fingers for him

If that is all you've got, I hear the BBC is a presenter down atm.

I'll have fish fingers later after seeing your mum

Make two of us, enjoy stirring my porridge

I came in your porridge this morning, you not notice it had a salty kick?

It's cool as I came on your pillow last night, I saw you licking the salt lick

What colour pillow was it?

Like I said I'm stepping out, before it goes to far. It's become something that it should not have.

It's a roasting thread "

Where would I be without you to educate me mate....I'd be face deep in your mums arsehole

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fish fingers for him

If that is all you've got, I hear the BBC is a presenter down atm.

I'll have fish fingers later after seeing your mum

Make two of us, enjoy stirring my porridge

I came in your porridge this morning, you not notice it had a salty kick?

It's cool as I came on your pillow last night, I saw you licking the salt lick

What colour pillow was it?

Like I said I'm stepping out, before it goes to far. It's become something that it should not have.

It's a roasting thread

Where would I be without you to educate me mate....I'd be face deep in your mums arsehole "

Rather you than me, her wind is quite something

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fish fingers for him

If that is all you've got, I hear the BBC is a presenter down atm.

I'll have fish fingers later after seeing your mum

Make two of us, enjoy stirring my porridge

I came in your porridge this morning, you not notice it had a salty kick?

It's cool as I came on your pillow last night, I saw you licking the salt lick

What colour pillow was it?

Like I said I'm stepping out, before it goes to far. It's become something that it should not have.

It's a roasting thread

Where would I be without you to educate me mate....I'd be face deep in your mums arsehole

Rather you than me, her wind is quite something "

Last time I sucked in that wind I was high for days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on I could do with a giggle and probably thought worse than what people can throw at me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fish fingers for him

If that is all you've got, I hear the BBC is a presenter down atm.

I'll have fish fingers later after seeing your mum

Make two of us, enjoy stirring my porridge

I came in your porridge this morning, you not notice it had a salty kick?

It's cool as I came on your pillow last night, I saw you licking the salt lick

What colour pillow was it?

Like I said I'm stepping out, before it goes to far. It's become something that it should not have.

It's a roasting thread

Where would I be without you to educate me mate....I'd be face deep in your mums arsehole

Rather you than me, her wind is quite something

Last time I sucked in that wind I was high for days "

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do your worst people here's your chance....

Caucasian ghandi. So fuck ugly his mum puts a picture of his face on the mantelpiece to keep the kids away from the fire

I heard they jump in the fire to get away from him

Rwyf am ad-drefnu eich coluddyn isaf!

It's already ruined by health

Can be ruined some more

Hope you like scat

That’s what his mum gives him when he’s a good boy

Bringing Linda into it...Fluffy Chicken's mum is so ugly, Even Stevie Wonder blocked her

Linda says she’s fed up scooping shit out of your pants when you put them in the wash so please start wiping your arse properly

You know what they say..

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger

Nah that’s just your worms

Fluffy Chicken and P D as emotional as this has been, I've gotta shoot n pick my toe nails

This translates to change underwear

His mums called him in for tea

Aww I bet she's got fish fingers for him

If that is all you've got, I hear the BBC is a presenter down atm.

I'll have fish fingers later after seeing your mum

Make two of us, enjoy stirring my porridge

I came in your porridge this morning, you not notice it had a salty kick?

It's cool as I came on your pillow last night, I saw you licking the salt lick

What colour pillow was it?

Like I said I'm stepping out, before it goes to far. It's become something that it should not have.

It's a roasting thread

Where would I be without you to educate me mate....I'd be face deep in your mums arsehole

Rather you than me, her wind is quite something

Last time I sucked in that wind I was high for days

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ghandi’s forum contributions are drier than his old man’s flip flops.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my.

Bring it bitches"

Jennie I recognise you from that thread about being an oracle or something. Wouldn’t you rather change your ability to see the future for the ability to see in the mirror?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Ghandi’s forum contributions are drier than his old man’s flip flops. "

Pickles you'll Relish in licking the old man's flip flops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting to be roasted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ghandi’s forum contributions are drier than his old man’s flip flops.

Pickles you'll Relish in licking the old man's flip flops. "

Seriously though man, congrats on your degree. You’re finally an adult now. Let’s hope you can lose your virginity this year too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still waiting to be roasted "

Wonko I love your self deprecating sense of humour, that and the fact that you’re not attractive enough to be a threat to any of us on here is why we love you so much

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Still waiting to be roasted "

Wonko is so miserable that he has a song about him on Adeles next album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my.

Bring it bitches

Jennie I recognise you from that thread about being an oracle or something. Wouldn’t you rather change your ability to see the future for the ability to see in the mirror? "

That was low.

Lower than your mum's flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm In

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Ghandi’s forum contributions are drier than his old man’s flip flops.

Pickles you'll Relish in licking the old man's flip flops.

Seriously though man, congrats on your degree. You’re finally an adult now. Let’s hope you can lose your virginity this year too. "

Itll happen a day before next sexual meet, so probably not this year roll on 2024 for both of us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my.

Bring it bitches

Jennie I recognise you from that thread about being an oracle or something. Wouldn’t you rather change your ability to see the future for the ability to see in the mirror?

That was low.

Lower than your mum's flaps "

The thing that I love about you Jennie is that you can take anything. Literally your mouth is so big you could take anything on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my.

Bring it bitches

Jennie I recognise you from that thread about being an oracle or something. Wouldn’t you rather change your ability to see the future for the ability to see in the mirror?

That was low.

Lower than your mum's flaps

The thing that I love about you Jennie is that you can take anything. Literally your mouth is so big you could take anything on this site. "

I have sweetie. Literally everyone

.

Except you.

Even I have standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish my dick was as thick as you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love a good roast

I’m in "

Littlebird, the best thing about interacting with you on here is that I don’t have to hear the sound of your accent like I do in person

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my.

Bring it bitches

Jennie I recognise you from that thread about being an oracle or something. Wouldn’t you rather change your ability to see the future for the ability to see in the mirror?

That was low.

Lower than your mum's flaps

The thing that I love about you Jennie is that you can take anything. Literally your mouth is so big you could take anything on this site.

I have sweetie. Literally everyone

.

Except you.

Even I have standards. "

you’re good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish my dick was as thick as you "
shout out to DramaFree! Who has managed to roast someone for being thick whilst not being clever enough to remember to add their name

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I feel like I’d pay good money to be roasted by Jennie TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish my dick was as thick as you shout out to DramaFree! Who has managed to roast someone for being thick whilst not being clever enough to remember to add their name "

Ffs I thought this was a generic roasting. My ignorance is bliss!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish my dick was as thick as you shout out to DramaFree! Who has managed to roast someone for being thick whilst not being clever enough to remember to add their name

Ffs I thought this was a generic roasting. My ignorance is bliss!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish my dick was as thick as you shout out to DramaFree! Who has managed to roast someone for being thick whilst not being clever enough to remember to add their name

Ffs I thought this was a generic roasting. My ignorance is bliss!!!! "

Your ignorance is your best quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish my dick was as thick as you shout out to DramaFree! Who has managed to roast someone for being thick whilst not being clever enough to remember to add their name

Ffs I thought this was a generic roasting. My ignorance is bliss!!!!

Your ignorance is your best quality"

You're dead to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in"

Mr-8-BBC, are you still there? Not having a veri in 4 years means I don’t expect you to have lasted this long

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops I misread and roasted the forum itself. My bad"

Inaswingdress, I’ve saved my last roast for you because I love you dearly. You are so well spoken all the time I couldn’t even tell you were foreign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on I could do with a giggle and probably thought worse than what people can throw at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of you who haven't been roasted yet...

Your profile is so boring you can't get any action even on this thread

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"All of you who haven't been roasted yet...

Your profile is so boring you can't get any action even on this thread"

That also includes you Johnny boy , you're not supposed to roast yourself hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say you’re in and let us roast you.

I’m bored. "

Mr pickle your profile pic looks like Wednesday Addams’ shirt collar

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in..

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"All of you who haven't been roasted yet...

Your profile is so boring you can't get any action even on this thread

That also includes you Johnny boy , you're not supposed to roast yourself hun"

Em garlic mayo tastes better than your arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say you’re in and let us roast you.

I’m bored.

Mr pickle your profile pic looks like Wednesday Addams’ shirt collar "

Fluffy Chicken, I don’t see you start threads very often. After reading that I can see being creative might not be that easy for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All of you who haven't been roasted yet...

Your profile is so boring you can't get any action even on this thread

That also includes you Johnny boy , you're not supposed to roast yourself hun

Em garlic mayo tastes better than your arse "

Em’s arse is quite yummy, like garlic Mayo. The fact that her cum looks like garlic mayo is the more concerning thing. I think it’s thrush but seriously, everytime?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah baby... you can't do worse than my inbox!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Come on then let’s see what you really think of me, you bunch of bellends.

The mr

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I love a good roast

I’m in

Littlebird, the best thing about interacting with you on here is that I don’t have to hear the sound of your accent like I do in person "

This is true and definitely not a roast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love a good roast

I’m in

Littlebird, the best thing about interacting with you on here is that I don’t have to hear the sound of your accent like I do in person

This is true and definitely not a roast "

Damn I tried really hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah baby... you can't do worse than my inbox! "

Everyone knows I’m interested in older women. And in part it’s because they know what they want. Like Midnight for example, she obviously wants a therapist to help her work through her daddy issues.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Say you’re in and let us roast you.

I’m bored.

Mr pickle your profile pic looks like Wednesday Addams’ shirt collar "

I thought that's what it was before I zoomed right in and see his little pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say you’re in and let us roast you.

I’m bored.

Mr pickle your profile pic looks like Wednesday Addams’ shirt collar

Fluffy Chicken, I don’t see you start threads very often. After reading that I can see being creative might not be that easy for you. "

I would start threads but the site tells me you’ve used up the daily quota

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say you’re in and let us roast you.

I’m bored.

Mr pickle your profile pic looks like Wednesday Addams’ shirt collar

I thought that's what it was before I zoomed right in and see his little pickle "

PD, you’re funny. At least you have that going for you

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"All of you who haven't been roasted yet...

Your profile is so boring you can't get any action even on this thread

That also includes you Johnny boy , you're not supposed to roast yourself hun

Em garlic mayo tastes better than your arse "

I'm not arguing, it does yours however needs some work

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"All of you who haven't been roasted yet...

Your profile is so boring you can't get any action even on this thread

That also includes you Johnny boy , you're not supposed to roast yourself hun

Em garlic mayo tastes better than your arse

Em’s arse is quite yummy, like garlic Mayo. The fact that her cum looks like garlic mayo is the more concerning thing. I think it’s thrush but seriously, everytime? "

Even my body is rejecting you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say you’re in and let us roast you.

I’m bored.

Mr pickle your profile pic looks like Wednesday Addams’ shirt collar

Fluffy Chicken, I don’t see you start threads very often. After reading that I can see being creative might not be that easy for you.

I would start threads but the site tells me you’ve used up the daily quota "

*resists urge to make race joke about quotas*

Imagine if I actually started the most!

No but seriously, Fluffy Chicken, you are really funny and I enjoy your forum contributions. Looking forward to finally meeting you in hell at some point

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Say you’re in and let us roast you.

I’m bored.

Mr pickle your profile pic looks like Wednesday Addams’ shirt collar

I thought that's what it was before I zoomed right in and see his little pickle

PD, you’re funny. At least you have that going for you"

I got good milkshake Pickle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All of you who haven't been roasted yet...

Your profile is so boring you can't get any action even on this thread

That also includes you Johnny boy , you're not supposed to roast yourself hun

Em garlic mayo tastes better than your arse

Em’s arse is quite yummy, like garlic Mayo. The fact that her cum looks like garlic mayo is the more concerning thing. I think it’s thrush but seriously, everytime?

Even my body is rejecting you "

Your body is. Because you don’t reject anything!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"All of you who haven't been roasted yet...

Your profile is so boring you can't get any action even on this thread

That also includes you Johnny boy , you're not supposed to roast yourself hun

Em garlic mayo tastes better than your arse I'm not arguing, it does yours however needs some work "

My arse matches your face then

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me

P D, Is so sensitive deep heat causes him to flinch

You should try sticking your fingers up your own butt instead of mine

I know what my fingers feel like in my arsehole, I wanna wear your like a puppet

I never do what I'm meant to, you'd feel like your hand was broken

Ooh Pinnochio, you'd soon relax with a nice prostrate massage

"

I’ll wear you both on my hands and play Punch and Judy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of you who haven't been roasted yet...

Your profile is so boring you can't get any action even on this thread"

Truth

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"All of you who haven't been roasted yet...

Your profile is so boring you can't get any action even on this thread

That also includes you Johnny boy , you're not supposed to roast yourself hun

Em garlic mayo tastes better than your arse

Em’s arse is quite yummy, like garlic Mayo. The fact that her cum looks like garlic mayo is the more concerning thing. I think it’s thrush but seriously, everytime?

Even my body is rejecting you

Your body is. Because you don’t reject anything! "

I'm just trying to keep up with you Pickles . You know naming your peen after a pickle won't disguise those odd lumps?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"All of you who haven't been roasted yet...

Your profile is so boring you can't get any action even on this thread

That also includes you Johnny boy , you're not supposed to roast yourself hun

Em garlic mayo tastes better than your arse I'm not arguing, it does yours however needs some work

My arse matches your face then "

I was hoping you'd notice that, I was trying to make you feel better about yours

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

You guys are just pre-heating the oven right?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me

P D, Is so sensitive deep heat causes him to flinch

You should try sticking your fingers up your own butt instead of mine

I know what my fingers feel like in my arsehole, I wanna wear your like a puppet

I never do what I'm meant to, you'd feel like your hand was broken

Ooh Pinnochio, you'd soon relax with a nice prostrate massage

I’ll wear you both on my hands and play Punch and Judy!"

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Go on I could do with a giggle and probably thought worse than what people can throw at me "

I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me

P D, Is so sensitive deep heat causes him to flinch

You should try sticking your fingers up your own butt instead of mine

I know what my fingers feel like in my arsehole, I wanna wear your like a puppet

I never do what I'm meant to, you'd feel like your hand was broken

Ooh Pinnochio, you'd soon relax with a nice prostrate massage

I’ll wear you both on my hands and play Punch and Judy!"

Promises promises tickle my colon

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me

P D, Is so sensitive deep heat causes him to flinch

You should try sticking your fingers up your own butt instead of mine

I know what my fingers feel like in my arsehole, I wanna wear your like a puppet

I never do what I'm meant to, you'd feel like your hand was broken

Ooh Pinnochio, you'd soon relax with a nice prostrate massage

I’ll wear you both on my hands and play Punch and Judy!

Promises promises tickle my colon "

I bet you could take a fist.

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over a year ago


"All of you who haven't been roasted yet...

Your profile is so boring you can't get any action even on this thread

That also includes you Johnny boy , you're not supposed to roast yourself hun

Em garlic mayo tastes better than your arse

Em’s arse is quite yummy, like garlic Mayo. The fact that her cum looks like garlic mayo is the more concerning thing. I think it’s thrush but seriously, everytime?

Even my body is rejecting you

Your body is. Because you don’t reject anything!

I'm just trying to keep up with you Pickles . You know naming your peen after a pickle won't disguise those odd lumps? "

nicely done

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over a year ago


"Say you’re in and let us roast you.

I’m bored.

Mr pickle your profile pic looks like Wednesday Addams’ shirt collar

Fluffy Chicken, I don’t see you start threads very often. After reading that I can see being creative might not be that easy for you.

I would start threads but the site tells me you’ve used up the daily quota

*resists urge to make race joke about quotas*

Imagine if I actually started the most!

No but seriously, Fluffy Chicken, you are really funny and I enjoy your forum contributions. Looking forward to finally meeting you in hell at some point "

Oh joy. I’ll look forward to it. Not

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over a year ago

This has been fun.

I have been known to have had my doubts about old people’s ability to loosen up and have fun and I’ve learned that actually you guys are fun. You’re not very good at fun but my goodness do you try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say you’re in and let us roast you.

I’m bored.

Mr pickle your profile pic looks like Wednesday Addams’ shirt collar

Fluffy Chicken, I don’t see you start threads very often. After reading that I can see being creative might not be that easy for you.

I would start threads but the site tells me you’ve used up the daily quota

*resists urge to make race joke about quotas*

Imagine if I actually started the most!

No but seriously, Fluffy Chicken, you are really funny and I enjoy your forum contributions. Looking forward to finally meeting you in hell at some point

Oh joy. I’ll look forward to it. Not "

I’ve got more time to turn it around than you. Lucky for us both.

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over a year ago


"I'm way too easy going to be hurt by roasting so give it to me

P D, Is so sensitive deep heat causes him to flinch

You should try sticking your fingers up your own butt instead of mine

I know what my fingers feel like in my arsehole, I wanna wear your like a puppet

I never do what I'm meant to, you'd feel like your hand was broken

Ooh Pinnochio, you'd soon relax with a nice prostrate massage

I’ll wear you both on my hands and play Punch and Judy!

Promises promises tickle my colon

I bet you could take a fist. "

He takes both his mums every night

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