FabSwingers.com forum: Sex OR a million pounds….

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks: A completely random, hypothetical scenario; If I were to offer you a million pounds on the condition that if you take it, you may never engage in sexual practices with a partner for the rest of your life…..would you accept the money?

(You can still pleasure yourself by the way - I’m not a complete monster after all)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love sex but a million quid is a million quid

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By *ilverfox for youMan
over a year ago

Hull

Yup !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love sex but a million quid is a million quid"

Brucey has shot his load 4 times before 4am. I bet I could beat that record. And at least I’d be rich.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Give me the money

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

No. Sex for me is worth a king's ransom. A million pounds comes nowhere as close.

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Million quid.then go to a swingers club and buy everyone champagne might get lucky as well win win situation. .

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Yeah, I already feel like a virgin again at the moment and I take it as you said partner I can still sleep with people I'm not in a relationship with and I'm happy being single anyway

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Yeah, I already feel like a virgin again at the moment and I take it as you said partner I can still sleep with people I'm not in a relationship with and I'm happy being single anyway "

A loophole in my contract for your sexual soul I see?

But no…no sex with anyone…...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope a million isn’t a million anymore

A millionaire is the new hunderhair and the new millionaire is the billionaire

Can’t even get a 1 bedroom flat in the middle off London for a million these days

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Yeah, I already feel like a virgin again at the moment and I take it as you said partner I can still sleep with people I'm not in a relationship with and I'm happy being single anyway

A loophole in my contract for your sexual soul I see?

But no…no sex with anyone…..."

You can't change the wording of the contract, sex with the girl from Tesco isn't sex with a partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Also if someone offered me a million to sleep with them I'd say no, no matter who it was.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Nope a million isn’t a million anymore

A millionaire is the new hunderhair and the new millionaire is the billionaire

Can’t even get a 1 bedroom flat in the middle off London for a million these days "

You can move from London and by a 3 bedroom house for under 200k though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Bit vague this ...

Can you still get a blowie

If so show me the money

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Yeah, I already feel like a virgin again at the moment and I take it as you said partner I can still sleep with people I'm not in a relationship with and I'm happy being single anyway

A loophole in my contract for your sexual soul I see?

But no…no sex with anyone…...

You can't change the wording of the contract, sex with the girl from Tesco isn't sex with a partner

Drat! Faustus - thou hath thwarted my nefarious plans once again!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Bit vague this ...

Can you still get a blowie

If so show me the money

No blowies I’m afraid; no sexual contact with any other person in fact.

I might allow you to masturbate from behind a glass pane though ‘cause I’m dead nice like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope a million isn’t a million anymore

A millionaire is the new hunderhair and the new millionaire is the billionaire

Can’t even get a 1 bedroom flat in the middle off London for a million these days

You can move from London and by a 3 bedroom house for under 200k though

Well that’s true or you could movie to a small rural place in the middle off nowhere in Scotland and pick up a 5 bedroom mansion for 150k

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"Good folks: A completely random, hypothetical scenario; If I were to offer you a million pounds on the condition that if you take it, you may never engage in sexual practices with a partner for the rest of your life…..would you accept the money?

(You can still pleasure yourself by the way - I’m not a complete monster after all)

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i am getting bugger all anyway so send me the cheque,,,

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Yeah, I already feel like a virgin again at the moment and I take it as you said partner I can still sleep with people I'm not in a relationship with and I'm happy being single anyway

A loophole in my contract for your sexual soul I see?

But no…no sex with anyone…...

You can't change the wording of the contract, sex with the girl from Tesco isn't sex with a partner

Drat! Faustus - thou hath thwarted my nefarious plans once again!

Sorry buddy, my stepdad is a lawyer

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

not a prayer we just love sex

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Nope a million isn’t a million anymore

A millionaire is the new hunderhair and the new millionaire is the billionaire

Can’t even get a 1 bedroom flat in the middle off London for a million these days

You can move from London and by a 3 bedroom house for under 200k though

Well that’s true or you could movie to a small rural place in the middle off nowhere in Scotland and pick up a 5 bedroom mansion for 150k "

Being in the valleys in Wales feels like the middle of nowhere

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I wouldn’t take a pay cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, I already feel like a virgin again at the moment and I take it as you said partner I can still sleep with people I'm not in a relationship with and I'm happy being single anyway "

I took it the exact same way. Give me the money.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'll take the million.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do to get sex anyway so I'll take the million

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Million

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Keep your money.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Bit vague this ...

Can you still get a blowie

If so show me the money

No blowies I’m afraid; no sexual contact with any other person in fact.

I might allow you to masturbate from behind a glass pane though ‘cause I’m dead nice like

OK my account number is .....

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Going through a bit of a dry spell currently so ummm.... where can I collect my money from?

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

Million quid. Sex is easy to come by. Can’t go looking for a million smackeroos on tinder… maaaaybe sugar daddy.com you could though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd not take the money!!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Yes for sure where do I sign? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Million quid. Sex is easy to come by. Can’t go looking for a million smackeroos on tinder… maaaaybe sugar daddy.com you could though"

Ah but no sex forever more?!

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By *arialoueWoman
over a year ago

bradford

Million pounds please

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

"Million quid. Sex is easy to come by. Can’t go looking for a million smackeroos on tinder… maaaaybe sugar daddy.com you could though

Ah but no sex forever more?! "

Who’s going to know

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

No brainer! My toys do a better job than any man anyway! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimme the cash…..

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Giz a mil il stick to fingerbangs n bjs

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"Nope a million isn’t a million anymore

A millionaire is the new hunderhair and the new millionaire is the billionaire

Can’t even get a 1 bedroom flat in the middle off London for a million these days

You can move from London and by a 3 bedroom house for under 200k though

Well that’s true or you could movie to a small rural place in the middle off nowhere in Scotland and pick up a 5 bedroom mansion for 150k

Being in the valleys in Wales feels like the middle of nowhere

Does if you move there from London like I did.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Money please. Then I'd find someone I like, and get them to legally change thier name to nobody.

So then I'm having sex with nobody.

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

(You can still pleasure yourself by the way - I’m not a complete monster after all)

I'll take the million pounds. I can still have sex doesn't mean that woman is my partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take the cash

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

A million sounds a lot but it won’t go very far.

A decent house in a good are would swallow up most of it. Then the running costs.

Certainly it’s not to be sneezed at but don’t think it would make you rich.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Send over the wonga

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*twiddling fingers in a sinister manner* My, my - all these sexual souls I am gleaning today…..

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Keep your cash no way I could give up fun times with Miri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May as well just take the money at this rate. Im counting the weeks since anyone even came close to being near my dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, no way we could give up sex, we enjoy it way way too much

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Just curious once I've got the million pound a fucked off to sunnier climes how you going to police this no sex thing .

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Just curious once I've got the million pound a fucked off to sunnier climes how you going to police this no sex thing ."

Mephistopheles is all seeing…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me the money

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Give me the money lol

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

Skint and happy here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A million pounds hands down

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hell no!

I'll keep the sex and carry on as I am thanks.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Just curious once I've got the million pound a fucked off to sunnier climes how you going to police this no sex thing .

Mephistopheles is all seeing…

Fair enough can you bring the money round in large suitcase

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmm…a few of you holding out from my most heinous, sex stealing machinations I see.

What if I sweetened the metaphorical pot? Say, 5 million pounds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm…a few of you holding out from my most heinous, sex stealing machinations I see.

What if I sweetened the metaphorical pot? Say, 5 million pounds?

I'd happily never get within 10ft of a guy ever again.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Hmmm…a few of you holding out from my most heinous, sex stealing machinations I see.

What if I sweetened the metaphorical pot? Say, 5 million pounds?

I'd happily never get within 10ft of a guy ever again. "

*scribbles cheque to Lilith*

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Lots of people have offered me a million pounds to stay away from them - is that the same thing?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Lots of people have offered me a million pounds to stay away from them - is that the same thing?

I wonder…..did Elon Musk make his fortune in this manner?

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

No way, not for me!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I've not had sex for 3years. We won't count the blow jobs every once in while . so give me the money your didn't say anything about me using my magic finger on women .

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I've not had sex for 3years. We won't count the blow jobs every once in while . so give me the money your didn't say anything about me using my magic finger on women ."

I can offer you my exclusive, super saver deal; For £500,000 you get to touch and lick (and even receive noshy noshy) but thy penis shalt not be inserted into any other orifice.

‘Remember; This amazing deal can’t be found in any shop….’

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I've not had sex for 3years. We won't count the blow jobs every once in while . so give me the money your didn't say anything about me using my magic finger on women .

I can offer you my exclusive, super saver deal; For £500,000 you get to touch and lick (and even receive noshy noshy) but thy penis shalt not be inserted into any other orifice.

‘Remember; This amazing deal can’t be found in any shop….’

Fair enough I'll take I can't resist a bargain

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I think I know what Nigel Farage is choice would be seeing as he's not best pleased over Coutts downgrading him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex...no question...money is only materialistic..and who's to say you wont win the lottery..who knows ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who with

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Money doesn't bring happiness, plus it's easier to earn a million then get regular sex these days

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