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The roast of Stephen Pickle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I suggest we do roasts. Who wants to be next?

You’ve got to be funny, not just horrible though.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

/mic drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only roasts I like are the spit kind

If you can find a tag partner happy to be piggy in the Middle for yous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

/mic drop

"

Ouch

Good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only roasts I like are the spit kind

If you can find a tag partner happy to be piggy in the Middle for yous "

Bruce is horny today. I hope he’ll join me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

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Savage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only roasts I like are the spit kind

If you can find a tag partner happy to be piggy in the Middle for yous

Bruce is horny today. I hope he’ll join me "

Ha ha ok yous have got a done deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only roasts I like are the spit kind

If you can find a tag partner happy to be piggy in the Middle for yous

Bruce is horny today. I hope he’ll join me

Ha ha ok yous have got a done deal "

At least I’m getting some kind of roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen better Pickles in an episode of Rugrats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've seen better Pickles in an episode of Rugrats."

Now we’re cooking with gas

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A roast to go with pickle... Chicken maybe

Hang on, isn't Pickle vegetarian?

Nut roast?

No, we'd better not do a nut roast around here, someone will take it personally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A roast to go with pickle... Chicken maybe

Hang on, isn't Pickle vegetarian?

Nut roast?

No, we'd better not do a nut roast around here, someone will take it personally "

You tryna get deez nuts?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A roast to go with pickle... Chicken maybe

Hang on, isn't Pickle vegetarian?

Nut roast?

No, we'd better not do a nut roast around here, someone will take it personally

You tryna get deez nuts? "

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

How about a Caribbean pot roast. I have a cracking recipe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a Caribbean pot roast. I have a cracking recipe "

Ital? I’d prefer it to be ital

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"How about a Caribbean pot roast. I have a cracking recipe

Ital? I’d prefer it to be ital "

As in Italiano?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a Caribbean pot roast. I have a cracking recipe

Ital? I’d prefer it to be ital

As in Italiano? "

As in vegan

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"How about a Caribbean pot roast. I have a cracking recipe

Ital? I’d prefer it to be ital

As in Italiano?

As in vegan "

Hahaha

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Pickled roast?

Does it come with Yorkshire Puddings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not saying Pickle is thick.

But he saw a sign saying 'wet floor' and thought it was an instruction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pickled roast?

Does it come with Yorkshire Puddings? "

I’ll come with whatever you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im not saying Pickle is thick.

But he saw a sign saying 'wet floor' and thought it was an instruction.

"

This is funny

Go again

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Pickled roast?

Does it come with Yorkshire Puddings?

I’ll come with whatever you want"

Come? Or Cum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pickled roast?

Does it come with Yorkshire Puddings?

I’ll come with whatever you want

Come? Or Cum? "

Tell me what you want and I’ll tell you what you’re getting

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I had a splendid pickle for lunch. Crunchy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The disses are weaker than a double JD and at the local spoons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The disses are weaker than a double JD and at the local spoons "

Oh I can’t say that I forgot

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Tennis?

He hasn't got the balls!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tennis?

He hasn't got the balls! "

Better!

Again

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

You seem like a nice pickle to me. Not sure you're the best pickle since pickled onion but nice nonetheless

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

More threads than The Great British Sewing Bee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You seem like a nice pickle to me. Not sure you're the best pickle since pickled onion but nice nonetheless "

Come on! Do me harder! You’re not chicken are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More threads than The Great British Sewing Bee."

I knew I could count on you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

You're very BBC, Stephen

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Stephen pickle is a pain in the (redacted)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're very BBC, Stephen "

Better

I felt that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Pickle, is like the gurkin in a big mac. You know he's there. You know he's waiting. But you don't know when he'll appear.

Also he's green........ I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stephen pickle is a pain in the (redacted)"

He’s a prick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr Pickle, is like the gurkin in a big mac. You know he's there. You know he's waiting. But you don't know when he'll appear.

Also he's green........ I think "

Only when I’m angry

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"You seem like a nice pickle to me. Not sure you're the best pickle since pickled onion but nice nonetheless

Come on! Do me harder! You’re not chicken are you? "

Ooh, you like it harder? Steve pickle is a slut who likes it hard. You heard it here first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

His profile states he returned in season 4 but we all stopped watching his shit show after the first season. Loser.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Once met Mr Pickle outside a club in Soho, I was with my Mum & Dad, he took Dad's wallet and tried to take Mum's pearls. Dad tried to stop him but he got shot, then he shot Mum as well. I escaped but vowed to protect others from people like him, I became vengeance, a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a dark knight. I'm not the hero Fab deserves, I'm the one it needs.

I'm Batman x

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

He claims he's polyamorous though he's just got a thing for parrots.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He claims he's polyamorous though he's just got a thing for parrots."

He claims he polyamorous but he’s actually just [insert mental health condition beginning with S].

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once met Mr Pickle outside a club in Soho, I was with my Mum & Dad, he took Dad's wallet and tried to take Mum's pearls. Dad tried to stop him but he got shot, then he shot Mum as well. I escaped but vowed to protect others from people like him, I became vengeance, a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a dark knight. I'm not the hero Fab deserves, I'm the one it needs.

I'm Batman x"

You made me the mugger because I’m Black

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stephen pickle is so obsessed with race because he’s actually a fat fuck that needs to run more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stephen Pickle claims that he finds the term BBC degrading. I think he is just upset because his isn’t that big.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Steve only has 10 verifications. He’s met more fabbers at socials but he’s so short they didn’t actually see him there.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I watched a documentary last night about how pickles are made.

It was jarring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I watched a documentary last night about how pickles are made.

It was jarring."

I always lay up at night wondering why my dad doesn’t want me. Some times I think of the good memories, like when he bought us both a maccies and asked for his without pickles.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I watched a documentary last night about how pickles are made.

It was jarring.

I always lay up at night wondering why my dad doesn’t want me. Some times I think of the good memories, like when he bought us both a maccies and asked for his without pickles. "

Rest assured lifes better with pickles in it.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

As a pickle officianado, I can say he is so-called, because he crawled from the rancid end of the gene pool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a pickle officianado, I can say he is so-called, because he crawled from the rancid end of the gene pool "

Well played

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Stephen Pickle claims that he finds the term BBC degrading. I think he is just upset because his isn’t that big. "

I thought it's because he prefers a different form of TV?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stephen Pickle claims that he finds the term BBC degrading. I think he is just upset because his isn’t that big.

I thought it's because he prefers a different form of TV? "

My relationship with Jennie Tv is none of your business

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Stephen Pickle has a TV in his bedroom

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By *isurreyguy2019Man
over a year ago

surrey

Stephen Pickle is so ugly even arya stark wouldn't wear his face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stephen Pickle is so ugly even arya stark wouldn't wear his face "

Finally, a good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stephen Pickle is so ugly even arya stark wouldn't wear his face "

When asked for comment she said, ‘even when I was blind I knew he was minging’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stephen Pickle has a TV in his bedroom "

Wrapped in plastic sheeting, under the floorboards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stephen Pickle has a TV in his bedroom

Wrapped in plastic sheeting, under the floorboards"

Thats the only way he'll be getting a TV anywhere near his bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stephen Pickle has a TV in his bedroom

Wrapped in plastic sheeting, under the floorboards

Thats the only way he'll be getting a TV anywhere near his bedroom "

weak. Girl come better than that

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