FabSwingers.com forum: New phone

By *eardedwonder999 OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Morning all

So I've had to go out and buy a new phone , I won't go into what happened to the old phone as it's mildly embarrassing...

Anyway being a single male getting about as much attention as a single male on fab ..

I want to do some more photos which maybe appeal...

Yes. Unfortunately there will probably be a dick pick but I want something more original than the usual deodorant can ,remote or Aubergine emoji..

So what are your funniest suggestions??

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

What happened to your last phone ?

If you don’t tell us we will just imagine it involved some lube and a trip to A&E

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By *LheadMan
over a year ago

Chester

"What happened to your last phone ?

If you don’t tell us we will just imagine it involved some lube and a trip to A&E"

Was my first thoughts after reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck suggestions, what happened to the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you take phone sex a bit too literally?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

What's happened to the phone, you can't give half a story....

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

2 girls 1 phone?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I am thinking something liquid related…..

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"What happened to your last phone ?

If you don’t tell us we will just imagine it involved some lube and a trip to A&E"

Oops, too late think we’re all pretty much thinking that anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New phone who dis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We think you all posted this on purpose so we could all get the Goss (I also motion lube and A + E)

In answer to your question

Standing sideways as you've just got out the shower in black and white or sepia shading seems to be a popular choice for some

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By *eardedwonder999 OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Haha is anal with a phone a thing lol. That was never included in the contract

No way less perverted than that sorry but if feel free to carry ..I need a laugh today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha is anal with a phone a thing lol. That was never included in the contract

No way less perverted than that sorry but if feel free to carry ..I need a laugh today

Dude, I’ve come on here on my lunch break just to find out what happened to the phone so for the love of god just tell us!!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Haha is anal with a phone a thing lol. That was never included in the contract

No way less perverted than that sorry but if feel free to carry ..I need a laugh today

Dude, I’ve come on here on my lunch break just to find out what happened to the phone so for the love of god just tell us!! "

Fluffy chicken said phone didn't make for a great butt plug. It over heated

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Haha is anal with a phone a thing lol. That was never included in the contract

No way less perverted than that sorry but if feel free to carry ..I need a laugh today

Dude, I’ve come on here on my lunch break just to find out what happened to the phone so for the love of god just tell us!!

Fluffy chicken said phone didn't make for a great butt plug. It over heated "

She said hand warmers work better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all

So I've had to go out and buy a new phone , I won't go into what happened to the old phone as it's mildly embarrassing...

You had just got out of the shower, slipped on the wet floor, and the was accidentally sat on. You tried to dislodge it with a carrot... But you lost grip on the carrot because your fingers were wet. The donkey... Well that's just logical. Donkeys like carrots, right?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Haha is anal with a phone a thing lol. That was never included in the contract

No way less perverted than that sorry but if feel free to carry ..I need a laugh today

Dude, I’ve come on here on my lunch break just to find out what happened to the phone so for the love of god just tell us!!

Fluffy chicken said phone didn't make for a great butt plug. It over heated

She said hand warmers work better "

Failing that, a good anal fingering using deep heat as lube. Always a good way

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Dont keep me in suspenders!

I must know what happened to the phone!!

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Haha is anal with a phone a thing lol. That was never included in the contract

No way less perverted than that sorry but if feel free to carry ..I need a laugh today

Dude, I’ve come on here on my lunch break just to find out what happened to the phone so for the love of god just tell us!!

Fluffy chicken said phone didn't make for a great butt plug. It over heated

She said hand warmers work better

Failing that, a good anal fingering using deep heat as lube. Always a good way "
maybe Phone was Vibrating in a unusual place lol , Go easy on OP phones are hard to give up

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Haha is anal with a phone a thing lol. That was never included in the contract

No way less perverted than that sorry but if feel free to carry ..I need a laugh today

Dude, I’ve come on here on my lunch break just to find out what happened to the phone so for the love of god just tell us!!

Fluffy chicken said phone didn't make for a great butt plug. It over heated

She said hand warmers work better

Failing that, a good anal fingering using deep heat as lube. Always a good way "

You always take it one step too far

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

What happened to the phone.

Photo wise suited pics, teasing pics like unzipped jeans showing just a hint, hard in boxers is much better than a cock pic, soapy shower, black and white full body.

But still the phone....

Mrs

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Haha is anal with a phone a thing lol. That was never included in the contract

No way less perverted than that sorry but if feel free to carry ..I need a laugh today

Dude, I’ve come on here on my lunch break just to find out what happened to the phone so for the love of god just tell us!!

Fluffy chicken said phone didn't make for a great butt plug. It over heated

She said hand warmers work better

Failing that, a good anal fingering using deep heat as lube. Always a good way

You always take it one step too far

Two far would be using two fingers...

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