FabSwingers.com forum: Bad Advice

By *reative-mind OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

I'm in the market for some bad advice on, well anything.

Thanks in advance for the terrible advice you sexy lovely people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always leave your handbrake off when parking on a hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t flush if you go nr2 at friends house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never use a condom. Ever.

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By *reative-mind OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

"Always leave your handbrake off when parking on a hill"

And the engine running?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

That Nigerian Prince will pay you back tenfold so don't hesitate to send him money.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Chicken tastes even better and is more nutritionally beneficial if eaten raw

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Eat yellow snow.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Leave your laces undone and go for a run

Em x

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By *reative-mind OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

"Leave your laces undone and go for a run

Em x"

In fairness Usain Bolt set a world record with his undone... are you saying I'd do the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always leave your handbrake off when parking on a hill"

Solid advice that

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By *ouple4voyeurCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Save money on a bog brush, use you're toothbrush

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Leave your laces undone and go for a run

Em x

In fairness Usain Bolt set a world record with his undone... are you saying I'd do the same? "

Absolutely

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If a police car signals you to stop, under no circumstances stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and put all your savings into cryptocurrency

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By *torm68Man
over a year ago

Hull

Apply for that job on the BBC as a presenter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a cigarette while filling your tank at petrol station!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The right hand lane of any motorway is legally a cycle lane

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Your mobile battery will last twice as long without a re charge if you give it five minutes in the microwave on top of some fireworks wrapped in tin foil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube is over rated

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Run with scissors.

If you are using a craft / tool knife, always cut towards you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure the lion that you are tracking isn't nearby when getting off the vehicle... Learnt that the hard way

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Send FAF messages from a blank profuse with a nice silhouette as a avatar

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

Always comment on poor grammar and punctuation in forum posts.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Always scratch your penis after chopping hot chilli’s as it’s meant to bring good luck….

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Only look one way crossing a two way street

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

It is bullshit that chilli stays on your fingers and can cause problems. Chop a chilli then finger your arse hole straight after and you will see. It is absolutely fine.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

The driving range is a terrific location to camp.

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By *olt123321Man
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Apparently whispering her best friends name whilst knee deep is A grade advice.

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By *m272Woman
over a year ago

London

Laxatives should be taken with sleeping pills

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Public health is for weenies. Don't do any of that stuff. Your ancestors survived without medicine and know it all types, and the past was way better.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Bad advice? Well you have come to the right place!

Fab forum is home of all kinds of terrible choices!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Bad advice? Well you have come to the right place!

Fab forum is home of all kinds of terrible choices! "

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

If you stick your cock in a wasps nest, it'll increase your size and give you massive staying power.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You're better at DIY when intoxicated. Particularly when using dangerous power tools.

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Whiskey is just coloured water.

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry

Always apply an ample amount of aftershave to your balls after shaving them..

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By *reative-mind OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

"Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough. "

Advice and a lifestyle choice.

I like it.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The middle lane on a motorway should be used at 40mph all the other drivers would appreciate it.

Mrs

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