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He wants me to pee on his cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should I???

Warning I've had alcohol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Absolutely!

Unleash thy bladder upon him say I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you clarified if he meant pee or squirt?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

You should if you want to.

You shouldn’t if you don’t.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you clarified if he meant pee or squirt? "

He definitely means pee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What about stage fright....what if I just can't!!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Fake it!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"

Warning I've had alcohol "

Step away from the forum!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"What about stage fright....what if I just can't!!!"

Distract him with a blow job. You’ll be fine.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What about stage fright....what if I just can't!!!"

Drink more The bladder can only physically hold so much for so long….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fake it! "

How the fuck do I do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It escapes me why this is sexy? Maybe I've been doing it wrong, but getting squeezed up together in the bath tub just isn't horny in my book!

Ps definitely go for it!!!lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You definitely should, it's such a horny experience

Lou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pee stinks man, but I suppose it could be exciting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Warning I've had alcohol

Step away from the forum! "

Make me!

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Do it, where’s the harm?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Fake it!

How the fuck do I do that."

Tell him to close his eyes

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

Do it

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

And then come tell us about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fake it!

How the fuck do I do that.

Tell him to close his eyes"

And then?

Teach me oh wise one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's bed is it?

If it's his, go for it, if it's yours, decline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he say ‘Please?’

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Fake it!

How the fuck do I do that.

Tell him to close his eyes

And then?

Teach me oh wise one!"

It requires a bit of prep!

Warm apple juice in a thermos

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By *he_Libertines_69Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Do it

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Did he say ‘Please?’ "

No, he said ‘pees’.

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By *orkshireBeef26Man
over a year ago

Kirkella


"Should I???

Warning I've had alcohol "

Yes please do it Sexy

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

As Nike say just do it.....

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

. Don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fake it!

How the fuck do I do that.

Tell him to close his eyes

And then?

Teach me oh wise one!

It requires a bit of prep!

Warm apple juice in a thermos"

OK I have to ask....apple juice?? Lol

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By *arlequin_tearsMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"He definitely means pee."

Never one to yuck someone's yum.

Watersports is a thing.

Just be aware of clean-up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fake it!

How the fuck do I do that.

Tell him to close his eyes

And then?

Teach me oh wise one!

It requires a bit of prep!

Warm apple juice in a thermos"

Next you'll be telling me I have to grow the dam apples first

I have apples, but a thermos ....I'm not that old yet!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has the feel of a 175er.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" . Don't"

Why not, I need a reason!

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By *abuma65Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

not on his face

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands


" . Don't

Why not, I need a reason!"
I think you will regret it after

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Those feathers are so pretty.

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By *uttercup and BeauCouple
over a year ago

kent

Do it if you want to, don’t do it if don’t want to lol….. don’t over thing it hun x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did he say ‘Please?’ "

No, but he didn't need to, the desire was in every single word, almost like he'd melted at the thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you clarified if he meant pee or squirt?

He definitely means pee."

Alcohol pee. Mmmmm that'll be lovely. Each to their own!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

If you both want to, then why not

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By *ootandstockingloverMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

It doesn’t. Need to drink plenty of water to make sure hydrated and it can be very sexy fun

Morning pee stinks yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t make a decision either way until I was sober and thought it through properly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you clarified if he meant pee or squirt?

He definitely means pee.

Alcohol pee. Mmmmm that'll be lovely. Each to their own!"

I don't think he cares

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"This has the feel of a 175er."

Have you not done it before OP? Suprising. Do whatever makes you happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss on that cock then stroke it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This has the feel of a 175er.

Have you not done it before OP? Surprising. Do whatever makes you happy. "

Why are you surprised I haven't done it before?

Corrected your typo too btw.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"This has the feel of a 175er.

Have you not done it before OP? Surprising. Do whatever makes you happy.

Why are you surprised I haven't done it before?

Corrected your typo too btw. "

Aww thanks. I've been up since 5am and if editing isn't paying me, I don't really give a fuck. We all make mistakes on here - in thread titles, in posts...

I don't know. Hey ho.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Has he been stung by a jellyfish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's seriously hot!! You should definitely do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you clarified if he meant pee or squirt?

He definitely means pee.

Alcohol pee. Mmmmm that'll be lovely. Each to their own!

I don't think he cares "

Men generally dont

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has he been stung by a jellyfish?"

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Emperor Palpatine voice*

Do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This has the feel of a 175er.

Have you not done it before OP? Surprising. Do whatever makes you happy.

Why are you surprised I haven't done it before?

Corrected your typo too btw.

Aww thanks. I've been up since 5am and if editing isn't paying me, I don't really give a fuck. We all make mistakes on here - in thread titles, in posts...

I don't know. Hey ho. "

I'm just being gobby. I'm a fine one to talk about typos. Feel free to correct mine. I won't even have the excuse of being up at 5am. I'm just lazy! Or worse.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Do it.If he doesn't thank you properly tell him to piss off.

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By *xle_01Man
over a year ago

Potters Bar

I guess it depends how well you've been litter trained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love this. You should also jump straight onto his pissy cock and ride the fuck out of it.

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By *ustjackkMan
over a year ago

tooting london

Ahhhh you only live once (unless Buddhist) unleash the fury.

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By *enerifehotwifecplCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Yes. yes. Yes.

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead


"What about stage fright....what if I just can't!!!"

Funny I can’t pee in a toilet standing next to another guy but would love to try water sports to see if I could.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

If it really turns you on. Does it?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Have you done it yet

Pee on the guy

Mrs

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I say go for it, just not on your bed

Em x

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Make sure you have a waterproof sheet on the bed first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it really turns you on. Does it?"

I won't know till I try though, will I?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Did you do it yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I guess it depends how well you've been litter trained "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hhhhmmmmmm pissy knob. My fave

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"If it really turns you on. Does it?"

Doesn't have to really turn her on. It just has to not repulse her and is something she wants to do if it makes the other person happy and she doesn't mind doing it.

Frank

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"You should if you want to.

You shouldn’t if you don’t."

This

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"If it really turns you on. Does it?

I won't know till I try though, will I?"

I've had it done too me. It's absolutely gorgeous, such a turn on, do it OP, you'll love it too x

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By *p4itfilthMan
over a year ago

Leeds

And over his face!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Shit or get off the pot!

Oh wait... Different thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halfway!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"If it really turns you on. Does it?

I won't know till I try though, will I?"

True...but i think you'd have a pretty good idea in your head as to whether it would float your boat...actually you could probably float a boat if enough pee

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Just to check, you’re at home with a suitable bath/shower and not in the middle of Sainsbury’s?

(Also, try not to fart if you get stage fright )

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Have the floodgates opened yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have the floodgates opened yet? "

Nope. I'm still good.

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

Maybe he's misconstrued your moniker to be PeetiteWoman and your entire relationship is a lie.

Best piss on him to avoid any awkwardness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I???

Warning I've had alcohol "

Only if he’s going to clean up afterwards

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

Ffs I came back for an update goddammit

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Ffs I came back for an update goddammit "

Not a total loss. She pissed on your chips at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its really hot

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By *ogamuffinMan
over a year ago

slough


"Fake it!

How the fuck do I do that."

drink lots of water through out the day and especially before the meet

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By *ogamuffinMan
over a year ago

slough


"Should I???

Warning I've had alcohol

Only if he’s going to clean up afterwards "

take it to the bathroom, shower cubicle etc. easy clean afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got strong thigh muscles as you squat and your brain tries to compute what you're asking it to do. See of he can piss with a hard on to, watch him push that pee out

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By *pslad99Man
over a year ago

colchester

Why not do it

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

If you cant pee on him.... squirt instead!

Not as if many can tell the difference anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's asked me to avoid asparagus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got strong thigh muscles as you squat and your brain tries to compute what you're asking it to do. See of he can piss with a hard on to, watch him push that pee out "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"He's asked me to avoid asparagus

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Too true! That stuff is most heinous!

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"Should I???

Warning I've had alcohol "

Yes. Unless you don't want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got strong thigh muscles as you squat and your brain tries to compute what you're asking it to do. See of he can piss with a hard on to, watch him push that pee out "

I'm so doing this!!!!

I love you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you feel? If repulsed don't, if horny do!!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Don't eat sugarpuffs before you do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs I came back for an update goddammit "

I'm getting closer to d*unk so don't hold out to much hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't eat sugarpuffs before you do it"

Why?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Don't eat sugarpuffs before you do it

Why?"

Well if you don't mind him smelling like them after it doesn't matter

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

To piss or not to piss surely it is a noble enterprise that will being forth such a joyous union that thee will be forever blessed.

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By *ree2goodhomeMan
over a year ago

bingham

You definitely should...you will enjoy standing over him soaking him with every drop and he will enjoy getting a good shower from you...trust me I've been there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ton up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't eat sugarpuffs before you do it"

Or asparagus!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Piss on his face and when he complains - tell him ‘dont interfere with the artistic process - i’ll get to your cock in a bit!!’ Like you’re an expert at it!!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Should I???

Warning I've had alcohol "

At least when you need to "break the seal" you'll have somewhere to do it.

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk


"Should I???

Warning I've had alcohol "

Did this happen?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Definitely , it’s a great feeling.

If you can , often women can’t pee on demand even when busting

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

At least it's not his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need updates!!!!!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Should I???

Warning I've had alcohol "

I hope you did? It’s horny as fuck! I call it ‘liquid viagra’ because it makes my cock so hard

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By *hil39Man
over a year ago

Dagenham

Bloody hell, still no update ? or just couldn't do it ?

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero


"What about stage fright....what if I just can't!!!"

Dont strain just in case you open the wrong hole

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Should I???

Warning I've had alcohol "

Sure..

Why not?!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"This has the feel of a 175er.

Have you not done it before OP? Surprising. Do whatever makes you happy.

Why are you surprised I haven't done it before?

Corrected your typo too btw.

Aww thanks. I've been up since 5am and if editing isn't paying me, I don't really give a fuck. We all make mistakes on here - in thread titles, in posts...

I don't know. Hey ho.

I'm just being gobby. I'm a fine one to talk about typos. Feel free to correct mine. I won't even have the excuse of being up at 5am. I'm just lazy! Or worse."

Ha! It's fine, I'll never do that to you. x I did learn a new word thanks to it, a close friend was tickled by our back and forth and used a term I'd never heard before.

Hope you're on your way to squirting heaven.

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich


"This has the feel of a 175er.

Have you not done it before OP? Surprising. Do whatever makes you happy.

Why are you surprised I haven't done it before?

Corrected your typo too btw.

Aww thanks. I've been up since 5am and if editing isn't paying me, I don't really give a fuck. We all make mistakes on here - in thread titles, in posts...

I don't know. Hey ho.

I'm just being gobby. I'm a fine one to talk about typos. Feel free to correct mine. I won't even have the excuse of being up at 5am. I'm just lazy! Or worse.

Ha! It's fine, I'll never do that to you. x I did learn a new word thanks to it, a close friend was tickled by our back and forth and used a term I'd never heard before.

Hope you're on your way to squirting heaven. "

What was the word?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Sounds hot to be fair. I don't mind a little watersports, it can really make the whole sexy situation feel more raw and messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U know what they say

Fuck about and find out

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By *y the seaCouple
over a year ago

guernsey

This is something that makes me super hard when SC does it with me.

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By *urringtiggraCouple
over a year ago

UXBRIDGE

Well if you have had a lovely white wine you would taste divine too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wonder how threads like this get revived.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I always wonder how threads like this get revived."

Search function.

It is the over a year ones that get me though. Especially the really old ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always wonder how threads like this get revived.

Search function.

It is the over a year ones that get me though. Especially the really old ones! "

I get that but what are they searching for?

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By *enerifehotwifecplCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Do it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I always wonder how threads like this get revived.

Search function.

It is the over a year ones that get me though. Especially the really old ones!

I get that but what are they searching for?"

In this instance, my guess is "pee" being a keyword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always wonder how threads like this get revived.

Search function.

It is the over a year ones that get me though. Especially the really old ones!

I get that but what are they searching for?

In this instance, my guess is "pee" being a keyword"

Maybe the misspelled peacock and this is what they’ve found.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I shall update next weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shall update next weekend!"

You must be bursting by now.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I don't get why specifically the cock. Thats a challenge for you to specifically aim for right?

Please do update us with how good you did for accuracy!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I always wonder how threads like this get revived.

Search function.

It is the over a year ones that get me though. Especially the really old ones!

I get that but what are they searching for?

In this instance, my guess is "pee" being a keyword

Maybe the misspelled peacock and this is what they’ve found."

This is also very true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds hot (or at least body temperature)…. I’m in

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Maybe have a bag of poo ( doesnt have to be yours) ready in case he ‘ups the ante!!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe have a bag of poo ( doesnt have to be yours) ready in case he ‘ups the ante!!’ "

I thought you were nice....I've now changed dramatically changed my mind about you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I shall update next weekend!

You must be bursting by now."

I need more wine.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood


"Maybe have a bag of poo ( doesnt have to be yours) ready in case he ‘ups the ante!!’

I thought you were nice....I've now changed dramatically changed my mind about you.

"

Pmsl - i was just trying to foresee

Potential issues xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well......

I did it.

He got so HARD!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Well......

I did it.

He got so HARD!"

Yes PW! She's a winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how many other people have tried it thanks to this thread?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Well......

I did it.

He got so HARD!"

Bloody hell!

Hope you haven't been holding it in all this time......

A

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world


"Well......

I did it.

He got so HARD!"

Ayyyy go you!! Did it do anything for you or are you just happy he's happy?

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world


"Well......

I did it.

He got so HARD!

Bloody hell!

Hope you haven't been holding it in all this time......

A"

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I wonder how many other people have tried it thanks to this thread?"

Have you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many other people have tried it thanks to this thread?

Have you?"

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t consider it but no… I don’t think I’d enjoy it.

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Well......

I did it.

He got so HARD!"

I can definitely relate Good on ya

Frank

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"I wonder how many other people have tried it thanks to this thread?

Have you?

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t consider it but no… I don’t think I’d enjoy it."

If I'm replying to the male read on, if the female, don't:

I thought the same until about 15 years ago. Was in a club, woman on top, and all of a sudden I thought "Fuck! This bitch is pissing on me!" I then realised she was gushing and surprisingly found the experience rather horny. Thought about the incident and concluded it's no different to being pissed on (some would say it IS piss, but that's that's for another thread) and have appreciatively received golden showers to my groin area from willing givers ever since.

Frank

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Should I???

Warning I've had alcohol "

Do it do it do it do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many other people have tried it thanks to this thread?"

Did people.not know it was a thing before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many other people have tried it thanks to this thread?

Have you?

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t consider it but no… I don’t think I’d enjoy it.

If I'm replying to the male read on, if the female, don't:

I thought the same until about 15 years ago. Was in a club, woman on top, and all of a sudden I thought "Fuck! This bitch is pissing on me!" I then realised she was gushing and surprisingly found the experience rather horny. Thought about the incident and concluded it's no different to being pissed on (some would say it IS piss, but that's that's for another thread) and have appreciatively received golden showers to my groin area from willing givers ever since.

Frank"

I’ve dabbled before and it did nothing for me.

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

I personally love it x

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Well......

I did it.

He got so HARD!"

, so glad when something on this site results in a happy ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I???

Warning I've had alcohol "

totally and on mine too please, I will return if desired.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Well......

I did it.

He got so HARD!"

Told you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wonder what he will ask me to do next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what he will ask me to do next."

I’m not sure I want to know the answer to this.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I wonder what he will ask me to do next."

Poop in his hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what he will ask me to do next.

Poop in his hair"

I was thinking on his chest.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Is he still wearing pants

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I wonder what he will ask me to do next.

Poop in his hair

I was thinking on his chest."

If he has a hairy chest it still applies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what he will ask me to do next.

I’m not sure I want to know the answer to this."

Ah but you'll find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what he will ask me to do next.

I’m not sure I want to know the answer to this.

Ah but you'll find out.

"

I’m a nosey bastard. Of course I’ll find out.

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading


"I wonder how many other people have tried it thanks to this thread?

Did people.not know it was a thing before? "

I must have led a sheltered life ??

I'd heard of being pissed on, just not specifically the cock. Hope op was able to aim well.

I did once experience a lady who was on top gush all over me. I wasn't expecting it, and I'm like wtf just happened ???????????

I must have hit a nerve or something ??

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Should I???

Warning I've had alcohol "

I dunno. How's your aim after a few drinks?

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

Do it x

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"Should I???

Warning I've had alcohol "

Why not?

Just do it.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Why do you need to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you need to ask "

I'll take a guess and say because the OP wanted to ask.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Yuck

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"Why do you need to ask "

If someone hasn't done something they might ask those who have and those who have got experience about it.

It's a bit like reading reviews on a product or app before using it yourself. Sure everyone's experiences will be unique but if more negatives are said with valid enough reasons its always Best to be safe than sorry

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"

Warning I've had alcohol

Step away from the forum! "

I agree don't think its best to be on here under the influence of alcohol xx

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Why do you need to ask

If someone hasn't done something they might ask those who have and those who have got experience about it.

It's a bit like reading reviews on a product or app before using it yourself. Sure everyone's experiences will be unique but if more negatives are said with valid enough reasons its always Best to be safe than sorry "

If it was a real situation by the time the thread had responses he's not going to be still there waiting for the piss

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale


"Should I???

Warning I've had alcohol "

As long as you not at sainsbury meat counter go for it

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"Why do you need to ask

If someone hasn't done something they might ask those who have and those who have got experience about it.

It's a bit like reading reviews on a product or app before using it yourself. Sure everyone's experiences will be unique but if more negatives are said with valid enough reasons its always Best to be safe than sorry

If it was a real situation by the time the thread had responses he's not going to be still there waiting for the piss "

Did you see when she said she was d*unk?

There's a possibility it can be a real situation and he was drinking with her so he could be waiting maybe even fell asleep and she wakes him up with his request as a surprise

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Did you?

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By *hong80321967Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

Go for it, then on his face and in his mouth

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Good peeing on cocks thread everyone

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

^^ this

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