FabSwingers.com forum: Swearing

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks: What are your views on it?

Indeed, how often do you swear?

Never?

Only when you stub your toe/drop your phone down the loo/ or possibly whenever you behold Paddy McGuinness on the TV? etc.

Perhaps you are a decidedly uncouth individual with a curious predilection for inserting as many expletives into each and every sentence you utter as is humanly possible?

Do you utilise swearing in the bedroom, in the joyous throes of passion? If so, please give examples.

All things swearing related in fact my fine people; please discuss

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast

"Good folks: What are your views on it?

Indeed, how often do you swear?

Never?

Only when you stub your toe/drop your phone down the loo/ or possibly whenever you behold Paddy McGuinness on the TV? etc.

Perhaps you are a decidedly uncouth individual with a curious predilection for inserting as many expletives into each and every sentence you utter as is humanly possible?

Do you utilise swearing in the bedroom, in the joyous throes of passion? If so, please give examples.

All things swearing related in fact my fine people; please discuss

I never fucking swear, I find it totally fucking repulsive and fucking disrespectful

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I swear fairly liberally. I don't see anything wrong with it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I swear much more than I ever did.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I swear much more than I ever did. "

Does the swearing coincide with reading my messages?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I have a fairly potty mouth. But I know where and when to put a lid on it.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Public verbally I don't swear all that much. It's mostly subconsciously too, I'm not focused on not doing it.

With friends or alone I'll swear no problem, but not constantly.

Text...all the fucking time.

I don't mind swearing really. Some people can be too excessive.

There is a neighbour of mine and almost every other word is "fucking"

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast

Seriously, I have no issue with it with people I know. In public and around kids is where I draw the line.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I swear much more than I ever did.

Does the swearing coincide with reading my messages?

Not usually. I'm often heard to exclaim "on bother!" when I try to contact the doctor's surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear like a fucking trooper, some think I'm a cunt, but they can go fuck themselves, and if she's worthy...I'll fucking watch, and whip that dirty slut....

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

I fucking do it all the fucking time

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"Seriously, I have no issue with it with people I know. In public and around kids is where I draw the line."

I agree absofuckinglutely

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Not my thing really but no issue if people do it in private. Do it in public innappropriately though and I might even tell you so. I don't see why people should be subjected to foul language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do swear too much but I’m conscious about swearing in public where people might take offence to it.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I find the etymology of swear words absolutely fascinating but very seldom utter them myself

….unless of course that is, I see Paddy McGuinness on TV, whereupon the expletives admittedly do tend to flow freely from my mouth in a manner not entirely dissimilar to the cascading waters flowing over Niagra Falls…

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast

Our solicitors are causing quite a lot of swearing to eminate from me at the moment!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm fairly unleashed when driving or someone gets me angry, otherwise I'm not really a swearer. I do enjoy it during sex, alongside a good verbal repertoire from a man

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I swear much more than I ever did.

Does the swearing coincide with reading my messages?

Not usually. I'm often heard to exclaim "on bother!" when I try to contact the doctor's surgery

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say 300 hail marys and then get on your knees with your mouth open and tongue out and pray its just a wafer i put in there xxx

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Only in private when no one else is around.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I fucking love swear words. They’re endlessly fascinating and creative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all a load of bollocks really isn't it.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I like them when there's passion behind it. When they're used almost unexpectedly, that delights me. I do swear. From time to time.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *arry monk40Man
over a year ago

Telford

My mouth is filth

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I swear a lot, probably too much although I'm conscious about it in public, however I do get some funny looks when I call the Mr a cunt (in an affectionate way)

I try hold back a bit the Mr thinks it's cute because I'm softly spoken it drives me crazy I tell him to fuck off and he says arwwww you sound cute when you swear

But since having the kids I've had to tone it down there's a lot of forks, ducks and sugars these days

In the bedroom there's a few oh fuck's or I fucking love your cock.

Mrs

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Swearing is one of the main things that put us off new people when we meet them.

We always politely let them know how much it fucking pisses us off.

Cunts.

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By *heikyerboutiMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

I'm from the Black Country where they use 'fuck' as a comma and 'cunt' as a full stop

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By *MoritzMan
over a year ago

Hucknall

I try not to, more because I got quite foul-mouthed a few years ago and I didn't like it. Not bothered about it if people want to though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I identify as someone with Tourettes.

I swear all the time.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I use it as punctuation.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I've worked in various guises of engineering most of my life, i'd give a Glaswegian a good run for inventive use of fuck, cunt & shite

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I swear more on here, than on day to day life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do sometimes but I'm told I'm a posh swearer and people laugh at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear a lot

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

I swear too much really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now and again if it's called for.

All the time? Nah.

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

All the f**King time

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Interestingly, there are some people who can interweave humour and swearing into what can only be described as an art form.

Case in point: You all remember the lovely Princess Peach on here?

She was amazingly funny and had the most delectable way with rude words

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

All the time.its the only way to stay sane and avoid punching someone's lights out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty Liberal with "oh fuck" during sex, if it's up to scratch lol. I like to intersperse it with "oh god" too, just for variety!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear... A lot

Don't see anything wrong with it to be honest

Lou

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I swear much more than I ever did.

Does the swearing coincide with reading my messages?

Not usually. I'm often heard to exclaim "on bother!" when I try to contact the doctor's surgery

say 300 hail marys and then get on your knees with your mouth open and tongue out and pray its just a wafer i put in there xxx

I'm pretty sure I'd notice the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We swear loads,nothing wrong with it, it's only words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never in public, it is just not for me and have never done so. It really is a case of each to their own though and when someone else swears it really does not bother me in the slightest.

Apart from the ‘C’ word, that is absolutely vile and it is one word I will never get used to hearing/reading.

When it comes to the bedroom and written communication though, that is a different matter as it is far more personal…

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

I don't care if others do or don't. But I do, daily, sometimes hourly depending on what's going on. I have "a sailors mouth"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a big swearer in general but sometimes only those words will do

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

All the time. Multiple times a day in every day conversation. To me a curse word just adds emphasis to something.

When I curse and it's directed at someone is a whole other matter and happens very very rarely

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Speaking of excellent examples of swearing, I must watch the deadwood movie

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Speaking of excellent examples of swearing, I must watch the deadwood movie

Billy Butcher in The Boys takes swearing into the realm of high art to

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I swear a lot.

There is the swearing that happens when you loose your shit over something, this is done loudly and profusely.

Then there is the swearing when your mates being a knob, this is not so loud and usually more imaginative.

Thirdly there is the casual swearing, this is in most sentences, in a normal speaking voice with no particular emphasis and is a less offensive vocabulary, mainly the bloody, bugger, bollocks and fuckin’ell variety.

Most of the time it’s the third option and I don’t even know it until someone mentions it. It could be anywhere in any situation or company, people around me often disown me at this point.

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By *iceHungWakefieldMan
over a year ago

there is a clue somewhere

If its a slow work day I like shouting and swearing at passers By through my letterbox. Such as Kids on their way to school: “Go on Fuck off with your stupid childish lunchboxs!!

Not just me surely?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Swearing Interlude: Do any of you remember back in the good old eighties when a film was shown on TV and certain expletives were often overdubbed to soften the impact?

‘Mutherfucker’ transmogrified awkwardly to ‘melon farmer’ or ‘Muther-chucker’ or something similar (typically in a voice that sounded nothing like the original actor speaking the line) and cunt (which was seldom used back then even in films) became ‘creep’ or the like.

Ahhhh….those were the innocent days

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

I use swearing as punctuation, I know I shouldn't but people piss me off too often

Mr H

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"If its a slow work day I like shouting and swearing at passers By through my letterbox. Such as Kids on their way to school: “Go on Fuck off with your stupid childish lunchboxs!!

Not just me surely? "

That’s my new hobby sorted; thank you!

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By *olt123321Man
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Swearing is the fucking bollocks.

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

Shit no. I never fucking swear. Only absolute cunts swear. It is so uncouth. And so gosh darn embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear a lot.

Especially when you're hitting that good spot in sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're just words!

Just another way to express oneself.

Not sure why people find it offensive?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I swear much more than I ever did.

Does the swearing coincide with reading my messages?

Not usually. I'm often heard to exclaim "on bother!" when I try to contact the doctor's surgery

say 300 hail marys and then get on your knees with your mouth open and tongue out and pray its just a wafer i put in there xxx

I'm pretty sure I'd notice the difference

I bloody hope so!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I swear a lot.

Especially when you're hitting that good spot in sex."

Id like to give you tourettes for a few hours!!

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

My mouth is very potty I don't have an issue with this - others do. It's a form of expression which is not for all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uncouth"?

Swearing has been part of human language probably since we had one. I've never had a problem hearing or using it, it's a form of expression and gets a point over in one word.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Not often tbh! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually when I'm angry or annoyed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never used to, but now do when driving, when certain politicians come on TV, and often when walking the dog as it tends to be a good time for thinking and then my mind goes back over the cock-ups I have made in the past few hours, days, weeks or years - expletives invariably slip out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear quite a bit. My favourite word is fuck as it works on so many levels. When my American husband would try and imitate me he'd always say "for fuck sake" in a faux British accent so I must have used that phrase a fair bit. If someone has grained on me I might refer to them as a c u next Tuesday but everyone who knows me knows if I call someone a cunt then they have royally fucked things up. That word is reserved for total and utter cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both swear quite a lot at home but at work or in public we tend to tone it down.

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