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Desert Island Frisks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whilst enjoying a five star luxury cruise, you find yourself suddenly shipwrecked in a storm. You dive off the side of the deck and plunge into the ocean as the thunder & lightning crash around you. Clinging onto a battered wooden crate, you swim through the swell of the ocean and finally make it through the waves after days of drifting alone.

As your feet finally touch the golden sands, the person above emerges from the tropical palms to help you out of the crystal clear water. Your both now marooned on a secluded island paradise. No one else survived & its going to be years before your rescued

So choose from the following categories, and tell us what you both find in the crate to make your stay more pleasurable

1. Clothing

2. Sex act

3. Sex toy

4. Mystery item

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rope.

Flint

Knife

Dildo ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant i just make fire and have a cuppa tea, ive been swimming for 3 days ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4: an inflatable dinghy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cant i just make fire and have a cuppa tea, ive been swimming for 3 days ffs "

Nope the council pop tastes terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cant i just make fire and have a cuppa tea, ive been swimming for 3 days ffs

Nope the council pop tastes terrible "

4 mallet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4: an inflatable dinghy"

You can choose one item for each category, four items in total

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I might be being a bit dense here ............ how can you find a "sex act" in a crate?????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I might be being a bit dense here ............ how can you find a "sex act" in a crate????????? "

It's not real, just for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4: an inflatable dinghy

You can choose one item for each category, four items in total "

scuba suit

Blowjob

large inflatable dildo

dinghy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I might be being a bit dense here ............ how can you find a "sex act" in a crate?????????

It's not real, just for fun "

oh in that case i'll have the tardis for number 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....how complicated is this???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I might be being a bit dense here ............ how can you find a "sex act" in a crate?????????

It's not real, just for fun

oh in that case i'll have the tardis for number 4"

pmsl good answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....how complicated is this??? "

very

because to be fair if i was stranded on a nice island in the sun with a good looking guy i dont think id want any of the above, id just be happy with the sun and good old fashioned shagging lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's just another "the one above" threads. Pick one of the things for you and the person above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Thong

2. Doggy

3. Handcuffs

4. Private Jet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...i'll be happy with the crate....after all it kept me bouyant, and I like crates.

...a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you lot would stop thinking about sex & perving for two minutes, you'll find its not complicated

Four items in total, from each one of the categories, for you and the person above to enjoy, simples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...i'll be happy with the crate....after all it kept me bouyant, and I like crates.

...a lot. "

it wouldnt be with me in it!!!! it would have long sunk !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you lot would stop thinking about sex & perving for two minutes, you'll find its not complicated

Four items in total, from each one of the categories, for you and the person above to enjoy, simples!"

oh shit !!!! I forgot about the one person above bit .......... sorry Lickety !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

......the crate......mmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you lot would stop thinking about sex & perving for two minutes, you'll find its not complicated

Four items in total, from each one of the categories, for you and the person above to enjoy, simples!"

sorry dad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you lot would stop thinking about sex & perving for two minutes, you'll find its not complicated

Four items in total, from each one of the categories, for you and the person above to enjoy, simples!

sorry dad "

Don't be back chatting, straight up them stairs with a tanned arse for you young lady

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If you lot would stop thinking about sex & perving for two minutes, you'll find its not complicated

Four items in total, from each one of the categories, for you and the person above to enjoy, simples!

oh shit !!!! I forgot about the one person above bit .......... sorry Lickety !!!! "

How are we doing doggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you lot would stop thinking about sex & perving for two minutes, you'll find its not complicated

Four items in total, from each one of the categories, for you and the person above to enjoy, simples!

oh shit !!!! I forgot about the one person above bit .......... sorry Lickety !!!!

How are we doing doggy? "

In the private jet .......... there were two males ........ One was the pilot the other was the co-pilot ...... see I knew I could wiggle out of this .........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you lot would stop thinking about sex & perving for two minutes, you'll find its not complicated

Four items in total, from each one of the categories, for you and the person above to enjoy, simples!

oh shit !!!! I forgot about the one person above bit .......... sorry Lickety !!!!

How are we doing doggy?

In the private jet .......... there were two males ........ One was the pilot the other was the co-pilot ...... see I knew I could wiggle out of this ......... "

Gimp mask

Reverse cowgirl

Ball gag

Fish, its good for the brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you lot would stop thinking about sex & perving for two minutes, you'll find its not complicated

Four items in total, from each one of the categories, for you and the person above to enjoy, simples!

oh shit !!!! I forgot about the one person above bit .......... sorry Lickety !!!!

How are we doing doggy?

In the private jet .......... there were two males ........ One was the pilot the other was the co-pilot ...... see I knew I could wiggle out of this .........

Gimp mask

Reverse cowgirl

Ball gag

Fish, its good for the brain "

jeeeez thats me dead then ........... u killed me ........ shock and fright n all that ....... can I refuse any of the options?????

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Two gingerbread men onesies

Desert island felatio

Magic wand with Minxie attachment

2 Big Mac meals (large)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst enjoying a five star luxury cruise, you find yourself suddenly shipwrecked in a storm. You dive off the side of the deck and plunge into the ocean as the thunder & lightning crash around you. Clinging onto a battered wooden crate, you swim through the swell of the ocean and finally make it through the waves after days of drifting alone.

As your feet finally touch the golden sands, the person above emerges from the tropical palms to help you out of the crystal clear water. Your both now marooned on a secluded island paradise. No one else survived & its going to be years before your rescued

So choose from the following categories, and tell us what you both find in the crate to make your stay more pleasurable

1. Clothing

2. Sex act

3. Sex toy

4. Mystery item"

1. Hoodie

2. Blow job

3. Double ended dildo

4. Satalite phone fully charged

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"4: an inflatable dinghy"

And a book on "How To Make Oars Out Of Sand"

*Ardal O'Hanlon

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Rusty wants to share a double ended dildo with me. Kinky bugger !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst enjoying a five star luxury cruise, you find yourself suddenly shipwrecked in a storm. You dive off the side of the deck and plunge into the ocean as the thunder & lightning crash around you. Clinging onto a battered wooden crate, you swim through the swell of the ocean and finally make it through the waves after days of drifting alone.

As your feet finally touch the golden sands, the person above emerges from the tropical palms to help you out of the crystal clear water. Your both now marooned on a secluded island paradise. No one else survived & its going to be years before your rescued

So choose from the following categories, and tell us what you both find in the crate to make your stay more pleasurable

1. Clothing

2. Sex act

3. Sex toy

4. Mystery item"

Lets see.......

1. A towelling gown, for when I get out of the sea

2. A nice lazy 69

3. Glass dildo

4. A whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rusty wants to share a double ended dildo with me. Kinky bugger !"

Well what can I say

( I actually didn't see your post and thought Minxie was above )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rusty wants to share a double ended dildo with me. Kinky bugger !

Well what can I say

( I actually didn't see your post and thought Minxie was above ) "

And I've now just seen this and oiiiiiiiiiiiiii lol

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