FabSwingers.com forum: What foods

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Can you eat seductively? Good at deepthroating that banana? A master of slowly dropping that strawberry lace in your mouth?

Go on fab don't be shy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hula hoops

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

A bowl of custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giant wotsits

All about how you lick your fingers after

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

A beef taco, it’s all in the tongue action

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try (Nilly) I eat like a hungry man.... at times its not a pretty sight...its obvious I enjoy my food... fortunately we both eat like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try (Nilly) I eat like a hungry man.... at times its not a pretty sight...its obvious I enjoy my food... fortunately we both eat like this

Food is there to be enjoyed, you do you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Big Mac

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Crumpets. It's all that dripping butter, who doesn't love oily fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crumpets. It's all that dripping butter, who doesn't love oily fingers? "

Has to be “proper” butter as well. No spreads allowed

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"A Big Mac "

Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily…..

I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Chicken wings, thighs, legs, pork chops, lamb chops, t-bone steak and the like, take your time to slowly devour every little bit of meat and succulent bits.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Mac!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Slurping noodles

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try (Nilly) I eat like a hungry man.... at times its not a pretty sight...its obvious I enjoy my food... fortunately we both eat like this

I relate…. Last to get and first to finish and all are just staring saying you finished already!!

Never get between me and my food…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Big Mac

Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily…..

I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…"

You’re not doing it right then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White chocolate magnums apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Big Mac "

Do d do do doooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White chocolate magnums apparently "

Now that would be a sight to behold

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"White chocolate magnums apparently "

I’m buying

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"A Big Mac

Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily…..

I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…

You’re not doing it right then "

Maybe big Mac’s are smaller in scotty land

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Semen. It's the way I gargle with it that gets them every time

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Semen. It's the way I gargle with it that gets them every time

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Semen. It's the way I gargle with it that gets them every time

Can you gargle a tune though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Semen. It's the way I gargle with it that gets them every time

This is Mr isn’t it?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Semen. It's the way I gargle with it that gets them every time

This is Mr isn’t it? "

I can be whatever you want me to be

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Semen. It's the way I gargle with it that gets them every time

Can you gargle a tuna though?"

No, but I'd pay good money to watch you try

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A Big Mac

Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily…..

I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…

You’re not doing it right then "

If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Over half an hour and nobody's said 'a Cadbury's flake' yet?

Fuck me TV adverts have got lame.

That was soft porn for most teenagers a few years back.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Semen. It's the way I gargle with it that gets them every time

Can you gargle a tune though?

No, but I'd pay good money to watch you try

Think I’d pass on that…

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"A Big Mac

Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily…..

I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…

You’re not doing it right then

If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection!"

I think you should get a Big Mac for lunch and make out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkey Twizzlers

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Over half an hour and nobody's said 'a Cadbury's flake' yet?

Fuck me TV adverts have got lame.

That was soft porn for most teenagers a few years back.

Shit yeah…. Only the crumbliest flake I eat chocolate as she walked through a corn field in a white floaty dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberries

Em x

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A Big Mac

Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily…..

I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…

You’re not doing it right then

If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection!

I think you should get a Big Mac for lunch and make out!!"

You down for this Mrs Shiv?

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Cheesecake

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"A Big Mac

Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily…..

I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…

You’re not doing it right then

If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection!

I think you should get a Big Mac for lunch and make out!!

You down for this Mrs Shiv?"

If she says yes it’s pay per view surly….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over half an hour and nobody's said 'a Cadbury's flake' yet?

Fuck me TV adverts have got lame.

That was soft porn for most teenagers a few years back.

I love a flake but the bits often fall in to my cleavage

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"Over half an hour and nobody's said 'a Cadbury's flake' yet?

Fuck me TV adverts have got lame.

That was soft porn for most teenagers a few years back.

Lol,a few years back? Try 30yrs back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Big Mac

Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily…..

I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…

You’re not doing it right then

If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection!

I think you should get a Big Mac for lunch and make out!!

You down for this Mrs Shiv?"

Are you paying?

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try (Nilly) I eat like a hungry man.... at times its not a pretty sight...its obvious I enjoy my food... fortunately we both eat like this

I relate…. Last to get and first to finish and all are just staring saying you finished already!!

Never get between me and my food…..

When people say...no ones taking it away, or, you ll get indigestion.... erm yeah OK...scoff scoff continues

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Over half an hour and nobody's said 'a Cadbury's flake' yet?

Fuck me TV adverts have got lame.

That was soft porn for most teenagers a few years back.

I love a flake but the bits often fall in to my cleavage "
. Happy to help with that

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Over half an hour and nobody's said 'a Cadbury's flake' yet?

Fuck me TV adverts have got lame.

That was soft porn for most teenagers a few years back.

I love a flake but the bits often fall in to my cleavage "

And that's why I like flakes........

They make for handy mid-shag energy boosting snacks and it's fun hunting down the crumbs.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A Big Mac

Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily…..

I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…

You’re not doing it right then

If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection!

I think you should get a Big Mac for lunch and make out!!

You down for this Mrs Shiv?

Are you paying?"

For the Big Mac? I'm sure I could find what I need in the COINPURSE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quadruple bacon cheeseburger

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try (Nilly) I eat like a hungry man.... at times its not a pretty sight...its obvious I enjoy my food... fortunately we both eat like this

I relate…. Last to get and first to finish and all are just staring saying you finished already!!

Never get between me and my food…..

When people say...no ones taking it away, or, you ll get indigestion.... erm yeah OK...scoff scoff continues

Just in case!

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