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"Crumpets. It's all that dripping butter, who doesn't love oily fingers? " Has to be “proper” butter as well. No spreads allowed | |||
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"A Big Mac " Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily….. I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one… | |||
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"Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try (Nilly) I eat like a hungry man.... at times its not a pretty sight...its obvious I enjoy my food... fortunately we both eat like this " I relate…. Last to get and first to finish and all are just staring saying you finished already!! Never get between me and my food….. | |||
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"A Big Mac Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily….. I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one…" You’re not doing it right then | |||
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"A Big Mac " Do d do do doooo | |||
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"White chocolate magnums apparently " Now that would be a sight to behold | |||
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"White chocolate magnums apparently " I’m buying | |||
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"A Big Mac Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily….. I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one… You’re not doing it right then " Maybe big Mac’s are smaller in scotty land | |||
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"Semen. It's the way I gargle with it that gets them every time " | |||
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"Semen. It's the way I gargle with it that gets them every time " Can you gargle a tune though? | |||
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"Semen. It's the way I gargle with it that gets them every time " This is Mr isn’t it? | |||
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"Semen. It's the way I gargle with it that gets them every time This is Mr isn’t it? " I can be whatever you want me to be | |||
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"Semen. It's the way I gargle with it that gets them every time Can you gargle a tuna though?" No, but I'd pay good money to watch you try | |||
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"A Big Mac Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily….. I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one… You’re not doing it right then " If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection! | |||
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"Semen. It's the way I gargle with it that gets them every time Can you gargle a tune though? No, but I'd pay good money to watch you try " Think I’d pass on that… | |||
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"A Big Mac Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily….. I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one… You’re not doing it right then If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection!" I think you should get a Big Mac for lunch and make out!! | |||
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"Over half an hour and nobody's said 'a Cadbury's flake' yet? Fuck me TV adverts have got lame. That was soft porn for most teenagers a few years back. A" Shit yeah…. Only the crumbliest flake I eat chocolate as she walked through a corn field in a white floaty dress | |||
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"A Big Mac Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily….. I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one… You’re not doing it right then If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection! I think you should get a Big Mac for lunch and make out!!" You down for this Mrs Shiv? | |||
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"A Big Mac Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily….. I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one… You’re not doing it right then If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection! I think you should get a Big Mac for lunch and make out!! You down for this Mrs Shiv?" If she says yes it’s pay per view surly…. | |||
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"Over half an hour and nobody's said 'a Cadbury's flake' yet? Fuck me TV adverts have got lame. That was soft porn for most teenagers a few years back. A" I love a flake but the bits often fall in to my cleavage | |||
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"Over half an hour and nobody's said 'a Cadbury's flake' yet? Fuck me TV adverts have got lame. That was soft porn for most teenagers a few years back. A" Lol,a few years back? Try 30yrs back | |||
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"A Big Mac Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily….. I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one… You’re not doing it right then If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection! I think you should get a Big Mac for lunch and make out!! You down for this Mrs Shiv?" Are you paying? | |||
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"Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try (Nilly) I eat like a hungry man.... at times its not a pretty sight...its obvious I enjoy my food... fortunately we both eat like this I relate…. Last to get and first to finish and all are just staring saying you finished already!! Never get between me and my food….. " When people say...no ones taking it away, or, you ll get indigestion.... erm yeah OK...scoff scoff continues | |||
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"Over half an hour and nobody's said 'a Cadbury's flake' yet? Fuck me TV adverts have got lame. That was soft porn for most teenagers a few years back. A I love a flake but the bits often fall in to my cleavage " . Happy to help with that | |||
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"Over half an hour and nobody's said 'a Cadbury's flake' yet? Fuck me TV adverts have got lame. That was soft porn for most teenagers a few years back. A I love a flake but the bits often fall in to my cleavage " And that's why I like flakes........ They make for handy mid-shag energy boosting snacks and it's fun hunting down the crumbs. A | |||
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"A Big Mac Nobody can eat a big Mc sexily….. I look like a drive by victim using big Mc’s as weapons after eating one… You’re not doing it right then If she says she can eat a Big Mac sexy, I believe her. Wish people would stop being such dicks to women. The way that sauce obviously would spill on the carpet....oh jeez my erection! I think you should get a Big Mac for lunch and make out!! You down for this Mrs Shiv? Are you paying?" For the Big Mac? I'm sure I could find what I need in the COINPURSE | |||
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"Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try (Nilly) I eat like a hungry man.... at times its not a pretty sight...its obvious I enjoy my food... fortunately we both eat like this I relate…. Last to get and first to finish and all are just staring saying you finished already!! Never get between me and my food….. When people say...no ones taking it away, or, you ll get indigestion.... erm yeah OK...scoff scoff continues " Just in case! | |||
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