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Robot Vacuum Cleaners

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Worth?

Given it's Prime day I've fancy treating myself.

Gotta start creating your own army before our robot overloads take over... they might look on me more favourably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s one of those lady like robots with big tits and a trout pout then I’d give it a go

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

After seeing a recent post online where one ran through a dog's mess, trailing it though the whole home like a crime scene... I'll pass

I don't even have a dog

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Worth?

Given it's Prime day I've fancy treating myself.

Gotta start creating your own army before our robot overloads take over... they might look on me more favourably.

"

I don’t trust those evil little buggers; I can envision Alexa issuing it orders in the dead of night when we’re fast asleep and instructing it to murder us in our beds…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it’s one of those lady like robots with big tits and a trout pout then I’d give it a go "

I thought you’d prefer one with a long hose?

Other than that, can’t help OP.

Slightly tangentially, I recently bought a Shark (non-robotic) vacuum and it’s great, so much better than my old Dyson

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"If it’s one of those lady like robots with big tits and a trout pout then I’d give it a go

I thought you’d prefer one with a long hose?

Other than that, can’t help OP.

Slightly tangentially, I recently bought a Shark (non-robotic) vacuum and it’s great, so much better than my old Dyson "

That's an added extra. Gotta pay more for that option

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

I saw one at the airport that was not doing a better job than a human cleaner but this is what happens when some have more money than sense

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Worth?

Given it's Prime day I've fancy treating myself.

Gotta start creating your own army before our robot overloads take over... they might look on me more favourably.

I don’t trust those evil little buggers; I can envision Alexa issuing it orders in the dead of night when we’re fast asleep and instructing it to murder us in our beds…

"

If they can climb stairs I'd think genius.

Also, nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one, it is ok

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

What’s their suction like?

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


"If it’s one of those lady like robots with big tits and a trout pout then I’d give it a go "

Did somebody call?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s their suction like? "

It depends which model you buy.

I just ordered one (that mops too) which is 4300Pa (whatever that means in real terms).

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me


"What’s their suction like?

It depends which model you buy.

I just ordered one (that mops too) which is 4300Pa (whatever that means in real terms)."

It mops as well?! That sounds like heaven

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I've seen a couple of dalek looking robot cleaners recently....

I was at the hospital recently and one followed me into the lift and got out on the 3rd floor

I said hello but it ignored me made a beeping sound and carried on with its day!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I've seen a couple of dalek looking robot cleaners recently....

I was at the hospital recently and one followed me into the lift and got out on the 3rd floor

I said hello but it ignored me made a beeping sound and carried on with its day!"

Clearly it was a Cyberdyne Systems Model model T-001 or there abouts.

The T-800 is overtly, very nearly upon us!

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

I just can't trust to leave a robot to do the work unsupervised. It's doesn't know what it's hoovering up. It wouldn't know not to hover that critical small Lego piece or that 5p coin or the kids if they've been playing with the HISTK shrink ray I keep in the attic again (last time was a right drama). I'm just scared of all the things I'd accidentally lose.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"I've seen a couple of dalek looking robot cleaners recently....

I was at the hospital recently and one followed me into the lift and got out on the 3rd floor

I said hello but it ignored me made a beeping sound and carried on with its day!

Clearly it was a Cyberdyne Systems Model model T-001 or there abouts.

The T-800 is overtly, very nearly upon us! "

I'm starting a resistance movement to fight the robotic Hoover's if you would like to join us but I don't have a name for my group yet...

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"What’s their suction like?

It depends which model you buy.

I just ordered one (that mops too) which is 4300Pa (whatever that means in real terms)."

It means it will suck your balls dry, but you'll have to catch it first.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I've seen a couple of dalek looking robot cleaners recently....

I was at the hospital recently and one followed me into the lift and got out on the 3rd floor

I said hello but it ignored me made a beeping sound and carried on with its day!

Clearly it was a Cyberdyne Systems Model model T-001 or there abouts.

The T-800 is overtly, very nearly upon us!

I'm starting a resistance movement to fight the robotic Hoover's if you would like to join us but I don't have a name for my group yet..."

Sergeant Kyle Reese reporting for duty sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If says ‘fuck you ass hole’ when you tell it it’s missed a bit then I’d just leave your house immediately. In fact just burn the house down just to make sure

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Next to useless (not worthless) for carpets. Hard floors they are great. Not great for cluttered rooms though.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!


"What’s their suction like?

It depends which model you buy.

I just ordered one (that mops too) which is 4300Pa (whatever that means in real terms).

It means it will suck your balls dry, but you'll have to catch it first.

"

And you have to tell it its pretty and prise it you will definitely call!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!


"What’s their suction like?

It depends which model you buy.

I just ordered one (that mops too) which is 4300Pa (whatever that means in real terms).

It means it will suck your balls dry, but you'll have to catch it first.

And you have to tell it its pretty and prise it you will definitely call!! "

Promise ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Next to useless (not worthless) for carpets. Hard floors they are great. Not great for cluttered rooms though. "

Hmm... I'll see how I get on I guess.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I've got one of them, she is also a robotic duster, window cleaner and house maid all wrapped up in the one package. Her name is Sue and also her robotic steak suet puddings are out of this world. She comes in twice a week for fifty quid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got one of them, she is also a robotic duster, window cleaner and house maid all wrapped up in the one package. Her name is Sue and also her robotic steak suet puddings are out of this world. She comes in twice a week for fifty quid. "

Do you cum in Sue twice a week as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best not set it to clean when you are in ,you can spend time making sure it doesnt get stuck between furniture, like keeping an eye on a naughty puppy,occasionally it will get stuck and not return to station ,then you gotta look for it , quite funny when it's not your own!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Thats right! Bloody robots, coming over here, replacing jobs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, if you place a BB gun on it and let it roam at night, also makes a handy home guard whilst keeping things tidy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out the vids on YT that Paul Hibbert has done on them. He puts them through torture and doesn't hold back when something about it annoys him

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Be careful it doesn't escape and then hide under a bush or hedge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the absolute business! Great purchase.

Not as good as a person and a decent hoover but it's one more chore I can largely ignore.

She's already tickled my balls too.

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By *bonybucksMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I myself wouldn’t get on! I like to know I’ve done a good job. The best vacuum I’ve ever used and had one is a SEBO Felix. So damn tough and durable. Made in Germany and I can stand on the thing and it won’t break, have a Dyson V15 for in between and to do my car (live in a flat so corded SEBO won’t reach it). I’m getting excited about the SEBO again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I myself wouldn’t get on! I like to know I’ve done a good job. The best vacuum I’ve ever used and had one is a SEBO Felix. So damn tough and durable. Made in Germany and I can stand on the thing and it won’t break, have a Dyson V15 for in between and to do my car (live in a flat so corded SEBO won’t reach it). I’m getting excited about the SEBO again lol "

It's honestly done a decent job. Just ordered a Shark handheld for the bits it can't get to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on YouTube and watch the shark cat roomba videos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on YouTube and watch the shark cat roomba videos "

That cat is waaaaay too cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worth?

Given it's Prime day I've fancy treating myself.

Gotta start creating your own army before our robot overloads take over... they might look on me more favourably.

I don’t trust those evil little buggers; I can envision Alexa issuing it orders in the dead of night when we’re fast asleep and instructing it to murder us in our beds…

"

"Alexa, don't murder me overnight"

.

There.

Easily fixed.

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